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#231 - Exactly.  [+] (9 new replies) 05/14/2013 on Mac's 0
#232 - carsausage (05/15/2013) [-]
whatever. there's still gonna be someone out there, waiting for dumbfucks stupid enough to click that link and bam, a virus appears on a mac.
User avatar #233 - seniorpokeman (05/15/2013) [-]
And that stupid asshole will deserve it. Still not seeing the point, here.
#234 - carsausage (05/15/2013) [-]
>stupidface gets virus
>stupidface demands cure from you
>try to cure stupidface's computer
>virus is leech
>leeches to random USB file
>ask stupidface if you want said program removed
>open it
>oshitniggerwhatareyoudoing.pptx
>your computer infected
>YFW computer infected
User avatar #235 - seniorpokeman (05/15/2013) [-]
...and why the fuck would I do something like that?
I don't even let people I trust handle my computer.
Honestly, that was just stupid.
#236 - carsausage (05/15/2013) [-]
>tfw down on cash and fixing macs is the only thing you can do
User avatar #237 - seniorpokeman (05/15/2013) [-]
I don't know how to fix macs, nor do I have any interest in learning how.
Want to try again, or have you run out of ideas yet?
User avatar #239 - seniorpokeman (05/15/2013) [-]
I see no point in this. I just like a different type of computer than you. If you have nothing better to do than insult someone for liking a different piece of equipment, I honestly kind of feel bad for you.
User avatar #240 - carsausage (05/15/2013) [-]
While I'll admit macs are good for the arts, I've learned Windows is a better choice for casual computing.
#17 - Try this one. 05/14/2013 on Mothers are always... 0
#31 - Can someone explain "remove kebab" to me?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/14/2013 on Natural Instincts 0
User avatar #35 - monkieluv (05/14/2013) [-]
Alright, I watched the video and it had nothing to do with kebabs. Mind explaining more in depth?
User avatar #32 - drego (05/14/2013) [-]
I also need this knowledge
#22 - They wouldn't even need much editing. They just had to record … 05/14/2013 on Because stairs are too... 0
#46 - Oh god I read that wrong at first, and thought you said someon…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2013 on Awesome inventions +3
#48 - CIS White Male (05/14/2013) [-]
This is why humans invented pants.
#20 - It's not just the hill. It's the house behind it, too. It'…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/14/2013 on Because stairs are too... +1
User avatar #21 - malacyman (05/14/2013) [-]
my guess is the editing. the window on the house moves
User avatar #22 - seniorpokeman (05/14/2013) [-]
They wouldn't even need much editing. They just had to record him jumping on the tree, cut out the portion where he wipes out on the ground, and play a second clip with him stumbling after it.
#161 - I'm pretty outgoing in my group of friends, actually. The writ… 05/13/2013 on brettyoke's profile 0
#159 - I'll try to tell you when I get it out. I also need to get my …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/13/2013 on brettyoke's profile 0
User avatar #160 - brettyoke (05/13/2013) [-]
I'm going to ask this, but please don't take any offense. I don't mean it at all, I would just like to know who I'm dealing with.

Are you one of those guys who tends to be a bit on the loner side, who expresses his creative side as others socialize? Like through drawing, reading, writing, poetry, ect.?
User avatar #161 - seniorpokeman (05/13/2013) [-]
I'm pretty outgoing in my group of friends, actually. The writing stuff, at first, was to do something constructive with my spare time. Now, with this book, it's actually about sending a message.
#157 - Thanks, but I'm okay. I'm going to be having a few friends do it.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/13/2013 on brettyoke's profile 0
User avatar #158 - brettyoke (05/13/2013) [-]
Wonderful. I'd still like to read it, just like the last one!
User avatar #159 - seniorpokeman (05/13/2013) [-]
I'll try to tell you when I get it out. I also need to get my grades up a bit, though.
User avatar #160 - brettyoke (05/13/2013) [-]
I'm going to ask this, but please don't take any offense. I don't mean it at all, I would just like to know who I'm dealing with.

Are you one of those guys who tends to be a bit on the loner side, who expresses his creative side as others socialize? Like through drawing, reading, writing, poetry, ect.?
User avatar #161 - seniorpokeman (05/13/2013) [-]
I'm pretty outgoing in my group of friends, actually. The writing stuff, at first, was to do something constructive with my spare time. Now, with this book, it's actually about sending a message.
#162 - Probably not. But still, who knows. 05/12/2013 on EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT 0
#160 - How the **** ... but... was it real?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/12/2013 on EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT 0
User avatar #161 - moseth (05/12/2013) [-]
Seemed very real, but on the internet, you may never know for sure...
User avatar #162 - seniorpokeman (05/12/2013) [-]
Probably not. But still, who knows.
#155 - Comment deleted  [+] (6 new replies) 05/12/2013 on brettyoke's profile 0
User avatar #156 - brettyoke (05/13/2013) [-]
No problem man. It had been a while. Don't leave me hangin this time :P

Also, I'd help to edit it, like a pre-check. I'm generally good with English.
User avatar #157 - seniorpokeman (05/13/2013) [-]
Thanks, but I'm okay. I'm going to be having a few friends do it.
User avatar #158 - brettyoke (05/13/2013) [-]
Wonderful. I'd still like to read it, just like the last one!
User avatar #159 - seniorpokeman (05/13/2013) [-]
I'll try to tell you when I get it out. I also need to get my grades up a bit, though.
User avatar #160 - brettyoke (05/13/2013) [-]
I'm going to ask this, but please don't take any offense. I don't mean it at all, I would just like to know who I'm dealing with.

Are you one of those guys who tends to be a bit on the loner side, who expresses his creative side as others socialize? Like through drawing, reading, writing, poetry, ect.?
User avatar #161 - seniorpokeman (05/13/2013) [-]
I'm pretty outgoing in my group of friends, actually. The writing stuff, at first, was to do something constructive with my spare time. Now, with this book, it's actually about sending a message.
#30 - ZIMBABWE 05/12/2013 on Boom shaka laka -1
#23 - Stop coming by our website. We don't like you. We don… 05/12/2013 on Poor Greg +23
#126 - What was it?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/11/2013 on EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT +2
User avatar #159 - moseth (05/12/2013) [-]
It was a pink vibrator penetratinga real brain, seemd to be laying on some kinda of surgical table.
User avatar #160 - seniorpokeman (05/12/2013) [-]
How the fuck... but... was it real?
User avatar #161 - moseth (05/12/2013) [-]
Seemed very real, but on the internet, you may never know for sure...
User avatar #162 - seniorpokeman (05/12/2013) [-]
Probably not. But still, who knows.
#64 - I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Soviet Su…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2013 on Superman +4
User avatar #72 - wishingwell (05/11/2013) [-]
"Why don't you just put the whole world in a bottle, Superman?"
yeah he is great, but that version of Lex Luther was ultimate! - one of the best created DC mini-worlds imo
#161 - IS MY HEALTH LEAKING!? 05/10/2013 on Is that a FUCK!!! 0
#5 - Judge: "It has been decided that he shall be sentenced...…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2013 on terrific awesomeness +26
#18 - pendumonium (05/10/2013) [-]
"... with a giant pillow and concrete and shit."
#20 - Careful, he's the most well trained sniper in all of the U.S. … 05/10/2013 on Facebook(1) +4
#6 - That's ******** . It's 3 or 4 a week. 5 tops. This… 05/10/2013 on Over 400 +9
#49 - Glorious Water Tribe master race.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2013 on Texas +1
User avatar #58 - agentpurplek (05/10/2013) [-]
avatar master race
#1 - I kinda thought it was funny... sorry about the red thumbs, dude. 05/09/2013 on sploick's profile 0
#107 - Poland. 05/09/2013 on 5-0 around the world 0
#1 - Is that duct tape in his hair?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/09/2013 on Well then 0
User avatar #2 - kindakewl (05/09/2013) [-]
Dude, I have been trying to figure out what that is for a while now. For a while I thought it was a holographic pokemon card, but I think you might be right with duct tape.
User avatar #11 - imthatmotherfucker (05/09/2013) [-]
"holographic pokemon card"

I DIED. I AM DEAD.
User avatar #8 - symmiie (05/09/2013) [-]
Some people's kids..
User avatar #4 - Hyoukin (05/09/2013) [-]
...it's the corner of the computer monitor, visible behind him...
User avatar #6 - kindakewl (05/09/2013) [-]
Wow... I feel like an idiot.
#19 - Soviet Superman is best superman.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/08/2013 on (3) Superman +19
#21 - recoveryone (05/08/2013) [-]
But Injustice superman wrecked Joker's shit.
User avatar #46 - ithinkihaveaids (05/09/2013) [-]
Implying it's hard for anyone not batman :P
User avatar #29 - halemeister (05/09/2013) [-]
I got a feel from that comic.
#27 - vampiricmalice (05/09/2013) [-]
#22 - joshofsouls (05/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #20 - bowties (05/08/2013) [-]
Lex Luthor beat that Superman with one sentence....

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User avatar #2 - seniorpokeman (08/30/2012) [-]
Well funnyjunk, it looks like I'm going to get banned. The new pinkie pie said on a post about proxies that anybody that thumbed the picture up is going to be banned. I thumbed the picture up, simply because it was an incredibly good idea, (and quite frankly, I hit the button that said 'funny', because it is funny just how bad the new pinkie pie's going to get.). I have had a lot of fun here on funnyjunk. I was a user back when I was only a little kid. Before I could even understand the jokes here. And it breaks my heart that I'm going to be banned very soon.
But there is something I really wanted to say. THANK YOU funnyjunk. Before I was a user of this site, I was a socially awkward kid with no friends. But funnyjunk gave me a place to meet people and be myself. You were all my friends when I had none, and you taught me how to both act and be funny in real life.
Now, I'm not even close to as socially awkward. I've had girlfriends, I have tons of friends now, and I'm even working on something I love doing: creating things... just like I did here for you guys. And you all thumbed me us so much for it... in the end, I had 148142 thumbs up in my content, and 18013 thumbs up in comments. It showed me that people actually can respect something that I created. So I've been writing novels and painting in the time since I've stopped posting. I don't know if anyone will treat me as well as you did funnyjunk, but I really hope they do.
But still, if the 'new pinkie pie,' who I still believe is the old pinkie pie sees this, just know that you really are ruining your website. You are taking a website that used to be fun and a great place for kids that were socially ****** up (like me) to come and meet others like themselves, but instead, you just ban as many people as you can. Granted, they are posting porn, which is bad for the site profits, but seriously? A permaban with no warning whatsoever? That's just begging to get your website population ****** up. And you said on another post "we get over a thousand new users a day. it doesn't matter how many people I ban." That attitude loses the users you have, and doesn't hold onto the new users.
Auf Wiedersehen, Funnyjunk. I'm going to miss you.
-seniorpokeman
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