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Date Signed Up:4/26/2010
Last Login:6/03/2013
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#35 - anybody have a youtube link? 05/26/2013 on Taco Bell Time 0
#184 - **** yo sadface 05/25/2013 on I love my dog. +85
#12 - Spanish.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2013 on Tumblr 0
#13 - redteamgriff (05/25/2013) [-]
Someone's been watching Dr. Dolitle
#88 - what was it?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/25/2013 on Poison Ivy -1
#102 - shaneac (05/25/2013) [-]
It was this exact image. And I'll probably get in trouble for uploading the flagged pic, but oh well.
User avatar #136 - vipersixtyfour (05/25/2013) [-]
I want more pictures of this girl... For... Porn.
User avatar #142 - shaneac (05/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #143 - vipersixtyfour (05/25/2013) [-]
Damn... I wish there were some without the leaves covering her... Dammit I'm such a perv...
User avatar #96 - shaneac (05/25/2013) [-]
A giant pic of a girl cosplaying as Poison Ivy (batman villain.) I'm not sure why it was flagged, she was wearing nothing but some leafy vines, but they were more than covering her
#63 - Very true, but at the same time, you also have to look at the … 05/25/2013 on Ireland +2
#53 - That's true, but the fact of the matter is that the nazis were…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/25/2013 on Ireland +8
User avatar #82 - sonofposeidon (05/25/2013) [-]
I heard something like that for every American soldier that died, 22-25 Soviets died. I probably can't trust that fact, I got it on the internet.
User avatar #60 - xkmarcus (05/25/2013) [-]
I don't think the Russians would have lost to any invading force in Russia, the day Hitler decided to invade Russia, was the day he lost the war. Russia had too many soldiers, and artillery to lose on home ground.
User avatar #67 - nebraksa corn (05/25/2013) [-]
Russia was running out of fighting men. When you have 13 year olds all the way up to senior citizens holding the front lines, they were bound to collapse. 400,000 females ended up serving on the front line.
User avatar #70 - nebraksa corn (05/25/2013) [-]
Though they did a good job, they too wouldn't had been able to hold out. And they also didn't have the resources to hold out. There was no way, they would've won.
User avatar #63 - seniorpokeman (05/25/2013) [-]
Very true, but at the same time, you also have to look at the casualties they ensued. Over 20,000,000. And that's with help. Without help, it would have to be assumed that those numbers would be much higher.
#20 - mine is ************** @  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2013 on e-mail +2
User avatar #22 - markowuzhere (05/23/2013) [-]
Straight G
#34 - I bet they taste like gushers. 05/21/2013 on nature is messed up +4
#11 - He tried to make him a consul, but he successfully made it a preist. 05/21/2013 on LOL History +40
#23 - I drew a picture of a squirrel with the head of Sean Connery i…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2013 on you shall not pash +38
User avatar #84 - kroople (05/21/2013) [-]
Oh but you DO know why, or else it wouldn't be posted here.
#45 - trolololel (05/21/2013) [-]
You say that like it needs a reason to exist.
#182 - Well clearly it wasn't that easy to conceal, seeing as we're s… 05/21/2013 on Funny Business +27
#113 - Anybody else notice that DJ 4DM1N's getting funnier?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2013 on Best XXX Ever (Mom, don't... +17
#177 - anonymous (05/20/2013) [-]
That's because he's paying Jews to type for him.
/conspiricy
#16 - Can't we all just get along?  [+] (15 new replies) 05/19/2013 on PC Vs MAC +7
#46 - weefee (05/19/2013) [-]
#35 - anonymous (05/19/2013) [-]
Says the german guy
#94 - joeledo (05/20/2013) [-]
says the North Korean citizen...
#48 - russianbro has deleted their comment.
User avatar #37 - thelegitsuperfurry (05/19/2013) [-]
Says the jew
User avatar #23 - heartlessrobot (05/19/2013) [-]
You never hear mac users stooping low enough to bash PC users.
User avatar #45 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/19/2013) [-]
except I see that all the time.
User avatar #25 - freakanator (05/19/2013) [-]
because there is nothing to bash about pc
#28 - heartlessrobot (05/19/2013) [-]
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Or they have better things to do. Like work on their English major or go to their job at starbucks.
#33 - darknesking (05/19/2013) [-]
Lol
#34 - heartlessrobot (05/19/2013) [-]
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At least their beards are manly.
User avatar #39 - Zaxplab (05/19/2013) [-]
They look homeless.
User avatar #40 - heartlessrobot (05/19/2013) [-]
MAybe they're Norwegian or Swedish. In that case the beards probably took two or three days to grow.
User avatar #41 - heartlessrobot (05/19/2013) [-]
*Maybe
Fucking double capitals, never caught it.
#63 - spateeter (05/20/2013) [-]
#124 - http://www.snopes.com/language/offense/buck.asp it's true,… 05/19/2013 on Well, My mind exploded +1
#9 - It's called Polandball. 05/18/2013 on Great Emu War 0
#76 - One of the men that set up the boston bombing. 05/17/2013 on Well... +10
#69 - No, that's Joseph Stalin. 05/17/2013 on Well... +11
#20 - *spoon 05/16/2013 on Meanwhile in Russia +1
#61 - On fallout, I have hoarded over 120 stimpaks, over 30 super-st…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/15/2013 on Every RPG game I've played +10
#210 - anonymous (05/15/2013) [-]
I did that with the alien blaster.
#198 - anonymous (05/15/2013) [-]
thats nothing i have over 200 stimpaks in fallout
#196 - doyouevenniggerbro (05/15/2013) [-]
I put over 400+ hours into a single save in fallout 3 and at the end (I ran out of quests to do and places to explore, not even joking) I had over 1,100 stimpacks. I never got to use them...
User avatar #175 - bageljew (05/15/2013) [-]
yeah. WHY.
#239 - I see no point in this. I just like a different type of comput…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2013 on Mac's 0
User avatar #240 - carsausage (05/15/2013) [-]
While I'll admit macs are good for the arts, I've learned Windows is a better choice for casual computing.
#237 - I don't know how to fix macs, nor do I have any interest in le…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/15/2013 on Mac's 0
User avatar #239 - seniorpokeman (05/15/2013) [-]
I see no point in this. I just like a different type of computer than you. If you have nothing better to do than insult someone for liking a different piece of equipment, I honestly kind of feel bad for you.
User avatar #240 - carsausage (05/15/2013) [-]
While I'll admit macs are good for the arts, I've learned Windows is a better choice for casual computing.
#235 - ...and why the **** would I do something like tha…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/15/2013 on Mac's 0
#236 - carsausage (05/15/2013) [-]
>tfw down on cash and fixing macs is the only thing you can do
User avatar #237 - seniorpokeman (05/15/2013) [-]
I don't know how to fix macs, nor do I have any interest in learning how.
Want to try again, or have you run out of ideas yet?
User avatar #239 - seniorpokeman (05/15/2013) [-]
I see no point in this. I just like a different type of computer than you. If you have nothing better to do than insult someone for liking a different piece of equipment, I honestly kind of feel bad for you.
User avatar #240 - carsausage (05/15/2013) [-]
While I'll admit macs are good for the arts, I've learned Windows is a better choice for casual computing.
#233 - And that stupid asshole will deserve it. Still not seeing the …  [+] (7 new replies) 05/15/2013 on Mac's 0
#234 - carsausage (05/15/2013) [-]
>stupidface gets virus
>stupidface demands cure from you
>try to cure stupidface's computer
>virus is leech
>leeches to random USB file
>ask stupidface if you want said program removed
>open it
>oshitniggerwhatareyoudoing.pptx
>your computer infected
>YFW computer infected
User avatar #235 - seniorpokeman (05/15/2013) [-]
...and why the fuck would I do something like that?
I don't even let people I trust handle my computer.
Honestly, that was just stupid.
#236 - carsausage (05/15/2013) [-]
>tfw down on cash and fixing macs is the only thing you can do
User avatar #237 - seniorpokeman (05/15/2013) [-]
I don't know how to fix macs, nor do I have any interest in learning how.
Want to try again, or have you run out of ideas yet?
User avatar #239 - seniorpokeman (05/15/2013) [-]
I see no point in this. I just like a different type of computer than you. If you have nothing better to do than insult someone for liking a different piece of equipment, I honestly kind of feel bad for you.
User avatar #240 - carsausage (05/15/2013) [-]
While I'll admit macs are good for the arts, I've learned Windows is a better choice for casual computing.
#18 - Picture 05/14/2013 on I Need Sloth Wall papers 0
#20 - "Knock on the window." That's actually really … 05/14/2013 on Well... Fuck. +12

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User avatar #2 - seniorpokeman (08/30/2012) [-]
Well funnyjunk, it looks like I'm going to get banned. The new pinkie pie said on a post about proxies that anybody that thumbed the picture up is going to be banned. I thumbed the picture up, simply because it was an incredibly good idea, (and quite frankly, I hit the button that said 'funny', because it is funny just how bad the new pinkie pie's going to get.). I have had a lot of fun here on funnyjunk. I was a user back when I was only a little kid. Before I could even understand the jokes here. And it breaks my heart that I'm going to be banned very soon.
But there is something I really wanted to say. THANK YOU funnyjunk. Before I was a user of this site, I was a socially awkward kid with no friends. But funnyjunk gave me a place to meet people and be myself. You were all my friends when I had none, and you taught me how to both act and be funny in real life.
Now, I'm not even close to as socially awkward. I've had girlfriends, I have tons of friends now, and I'm even working on something I love doing: creating things... just like I did here for you guys. And you all thumbed me us so much for it... in the end, I had 148142 thumbs up in my content, and 18013 thumbs up in comments. It showed me that people actually can respect something that I created. So I've been writing novels and painting in the time since I've stopped posting. I don't know if anyone will treat me as well as you did funnyjunk, but I really hope they do.
But still, if the 'new pinkie pie,' who I still believe is the old pinkie pie sees this, just know that you really are ruining your website. You are taking a website that used to be fun and a great place for kids that were socially ****** up (like me) to come and meet others like themselves, but instead, you just ban as many people as you can. Granted, they are posting porn, which is bad for the site profits, but seriously? A permaban with no warning whatsoever? That's just begging to get your website population ****** up. And you said on another post "we get over a thousand new users a day. it doesn't matter how many people I ban." That attitude loses the users you have, and doesn't hold onto the new users.
Auf Wiedersehen, Funnyjunk. I'm going to miss you.
-seniorpokeman
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