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Date Signed Up:4/26/2010
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#24 - Cancerous Mexican Fetus Rape Whistle.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/13/2013 on Another Tumblr Post +27
#65 - irvea (03/13/2013) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #51 - ilikepaintingpaint (03/13/2013) [-]
How the fuck? What is this sorcery?
#112 - So what ever happened to ************ , snakefire?  [+] (7 new replies) 03/13/2013 on shrimps and cats 0
User avatar #118 - snakefire (03/13/2013) [-]
I still have him
User avatar #120 - seniorpokeman (03/13/2013) [-]
Have any pictures?
User avatar #121 - snakefire (03/13/2013) [-]
Not on me, no
User avatar #122 - seniorpokeman (03/13/2013) [-]
I worry that niggershrimp may not exist. I require pictures, so that I may properly worship this deity.
User avatar #123 - snakefire (03/13/2013) [-]
there is a picture of him on the actual original content
User avatar #124 - seniorpokeman (03/13/2013) [-]
Saw it. It was blurry. I want clear pictures of him weildng his solid gold hammer of death, destruction, and watermelon.
User avatar #125 - snakefire (03/13/2013) [-]
There will be pictures of niggershrimp in the near future
#1 - Don't most girls want blowjobs to go by fast? A guy that l…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/13/2013 on Fast Love +5
User avatar #8 - kafudamapla (03/13/2013) [-]
I don't think you're supposed to finish during the blowjob unless it's after the sex. Dunno about you but if I spunk in a girls mouth I'm done sex wise for a while
User avatar #14 - RobotSox (03/15/2013) [-]
You mean 'your girlfriend's mouth' you dumbass.
User avatar #9 - aidentech (03/13/2013) [-]
really? usually you want the first nut out of the way so the sex lasts longer. if you can't stay hard after the first nut then it's a problem with your partner.
User avatar #10 - kafudamapla (03/13/2013) [-]
the average come down time for a man is like 20 minutes, so why should I be able to go into sex instantly after cumming? There's no problem with my partner, once I've spunked once I'm done for a while
#4 - anonymous (03/13/2013) [-]
I once gave a guy a blowjob for 35 minutes ...
#15 - kafudamapla (03/16/2013) [-]
#3275261 - combine all parts with bones and 10 corrupt souls. 03/13/2013 on Play items -1
#50 - Where'd he go? 03/13/2013 on Setting items Free 0
#147 - I get notifie never, because I have a stupid name, and nobody … 03/13/2013 on phail 0
#53 - Picture 03/12/2013 on Have some logic +2
#18 - Comment deleted 03/12/2013 on History Channel 0
#128 - I am so done with this site. 03/12/2013 on happy as fuck +2
#178 - No, people with penises. I forgot what those things are called.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/12/2013 on Dat white space +2
User avatar #188 - bigdthebeast (03/12/2013) [-]
thais
User avatar #179 - meganinja (03/12/2013) [-]
I like Thais because you don't have to wonder whether they have a penis or not.
User avatar #246 - storkillen (03/12/2013) [-]
You guys missed the joke, I'm pretty sure he is talking about the tumblr post "people with vaginas"
User avatar #249 - meganinja (03/12/2013) [-]
you missed the joke, I'm pretty sure I'm intentionally trying to mess up his joke.
#16 - Jews in the 1940's beg to differ.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2013 on Facebook ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) +1
#18 - sunnruner (03/12/2013) [-]
hahahaha.. i love you
#138 - What are those kinds of people called again?  [+] (6 new replies) 03/12/2013 on Dat white space +7
User avatar #176 - meganinja (03/12/2013) [-]
Thais?
User avatar #178 - seniorpokeman (03/12/2013) [-]
No, people with penises. I forgot what those things are called.
User avatar #188 - bigdthebeast (03/12/2013) [-]
thais
User avatar #179 - meganinja (03/12/2013) [-]
I like Thais because you don't have to wonder whether they have a penis or not.
User avatar #246 - storkillen (03/12/2013) [-]
You guys missed the joke, I'm pretty sure he is talking about the tumblr post "people with vaginas"
User avatar #249 - meganinja (03/12/2013) [-]
you missed the joke, I'm pretty sure I'm intentionally trying to mess up his joke.
#425 - Here in the North, when we talk about the south, we pretty muc…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2013 on It doesn't have to make sense. 0
User avatar #427 - mexikaner (03/11/2013) [-]
oh ok lol
#491 - Pretty sure none of the guys below me are joking. They think I…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2013 on PC master gaming race +1
#492 - solarisofcelestia (03/11/2013) [-]
Oh well, we're all crazy in here.
#365 - I've heard that some southerners call it Coke. Or maybe I'm th…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/11/2013 on It doesn't have to make sense. 0
User avatar #389 - mexikaner (03/11/2013) [-]
The south. From where i was from (in California) we'd call it soda
User avatar #425 - seniorpokeman (03/11/2013) [-]
Here in the North, when we talk about the south, we pretty much mean every southern State except California. I didn't mean you guys.
User avatar #427 - mexikaner (03/11/2013) [-]
oh ok lol
#489 - did everyone seriously not understand that I was joking? lol  [+] (3 new replies) 03/11/2013 on PC master gaming race +1
#490 - solarisofcelestia (03/11/2013) [-]
We're all joking, no one in their right mind should get too worked up over this sort of thing.
User avatar #491 - seniorpokeman (03/11/2013) [-]
Pretty sure none of the guys below me are joking. They think I was serious. The entire point was to show that funnyjunk does, in fact, have shit fits over games.
#492 - solarisofcelestia (03/11/2013) [-]
Oh well, we're all crazy in here.
#238 - U WOT M8? BIOSHOCK DOESN'T EVEN HAVE AK-47'S!  [+] (5 new replies) 03/11/2013 on PC master gaming race +1
#280 - solarisofcelestia (03/11/2013) [-]
It's got great a story, atmosphere, and style which is more than I can say for most FPS these days.
User avatar #489 - seniorpokeman (03/11/2013) [-]
did everyone seriously not understand that I was joking? lol
#490 - solarisofcelestia (03/11/2013) [-]
We're all joking, no one in their right mind should get too worked up over this sort of thing.
User avatar #491 - seniorpokeman (03/11/2013) [-]
Pretty sure none of the guys below me are joking. They think I was serious. The entire point was to show that funnyjunk does, in fact, have shit fits over games.
#492 - solarisofcelestia (03/11/2013) [-]
Oh well, we're all crazy in here.
#197 - Oh really now? Nobody has **** fits over games? …  [+] (11 new replies) 03/11/2013 on PC master gaming race -3
#231 - solarisofcelestia (03/11/2013) [-]
What blasphemy is this?! Bioshock Infinite will be the pride of gaming for years to come!
#238 - seniorpokeman (03/11/2013) [-]
U WOT M8? BIOSHOCK DOESN'T EVEN HAVE AK-47'S!
#280 - solarisofcelestia (03/11/2013) [-]
It's got great a story, atmosphere, and style which is more than I can say for most FPS these days.
User avatar #489 - seniorpokeman (03/11/2013) [-]
did everyone seriously not understand that I was joking? lol
#490 - solarisofcelestia (03/11/2013) [-]
We're all joking, no one in their right mind should get too worked up over this sort of thing.
User avatar #491 - seniorpokeman (03/11/2013) [-]
Pretty sure none of the guys below me are joking. They think I was serious. The entire point was to show that funnyjunk does, in fact, have shit fits over games.
#492 - solarisofcelestia (03/11/2013) [-]
Oh well, we're all crazy in here.
User avatar #220 - byposted (03/11/2013) [-]
I got Black Op 2's multiplayer for free during the Steam deal, and I couldn't bear it. After years of PC gaming, that old simplistic gameplay style doesn't suit me anymore. It felt and looked worse than its predecessors did on console, with high settings, peculiarly. Maybe I just have distorted memory.
#209 - treborsivad (03/11/2013) [-]
You DO realize that if you get shot by bullets it take more than a few seconds to heal? And TF2 and Skyrim are WAY better games than Cock of Dookie.
User avatar #201 - thisisspartah (03/11/2013) [-]
I agree, call of duty is more my type of game
#199 - jimmyneubtron (03/11/2013) [-]
your joke was not funny nor it was junk, it was shit.
#51 - I'm colorblind. No wonder I can't keep a relationship goin… 03/11/2013 on Women +6
#91 - I really feel kind of bad for her... and for the record, she e…  [+] (12 new replies) 03/11/2013 on This is just too much fail... +9
#103 - ltpraptor (03/11/2013) [-]
Well said friend. You made me feel.
User avatar #98 - garvielxloken (03/11/2013) [-]
A baby with HIV was cured recently!!! Maybe she'll get her cure soon, too :)
#114 - zombieloan (03/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #116 - garvielxloken (03/14/2013) [-]
How bout you go fuck yourself, Maury?
#117 - zombieloan (03/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #102 - JMF (03/11/2013) [-]
No. That's not how it works.
User avatar #104 - garvielxloken (03/11/2013) [-]
Progress occurs when something formerly believed to be impossible is done. With the application of science, research, and the correct drugs anything is possible.
User avatar #107 - JMF (03/11/2013) [-]
Her disease will be too far progressed to be cured in time. By the time the medicine further tested, processed, manufactured for testing, multi-year testing, passes FDA prerequisites, massive manufacturing, she will no be able to be cured. Read up more about the child that was cured. You sound like you have no clue what you are talking about.
User avatar #110 - garvielxloken (03/11/2013) [-]
Well seeing as the child was born two and a half years ago and has been off the drugs for a year already (with no sign of the virus being present) it seems like a pretty open and shut case for me. Furthermore, there is a man named Timothy Brown who was cured of HIV and has remained free of the virus for four years. Additionally, thumbing people down because they have a little bit of hope for a brighter future...? Fantastic, sir.
User avatar #111 - JMF (03/11/2013) [-]
I didn't thumb you down.
User avatar #112 - garvielxloken (03/11/2013) [-]
Mhm.
#94 - aussiepridevil (03/11/2013) [-]
i was mentioned in a comment for my valid opinion

i feel so special

take this
#1 - Wall of Smegma 03/10/2013 on Best list ever? +4
#79 - nope  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2013 on The Kim's 0
User avatar #82 - swittig (03/10/2013) [-]
Big deal, they've been saying that for years
#51 - lol, didn't he just threaten to nuke washington?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/10/2013 on The Kim's +4
#65 - anonymous (03/10/2013) [-]
no, he said it may not b e able to reach america, but south korea and japan are close by.
User avatar #82 - swittig (03/10/2013) [-]
Big deal, they've been saying that for years
#77 - How did it taste? 03/10/2013 on what are those called again -1
#75 - Is that what they're called? 03/10/2013 on what are those called again +1

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User avatar #2 - seniorpokeman (08/30/2012) [-]
Well funnyjunk, it looks like I'm going to get banned. The new pinkie pie said on a post about proxies that anybody that thumbed the picture up is going to be banned. I thumbed the picture up, simply because it was an incredibly good idea, (and quite frankly, I hit the button that said 'funny', because it is funny just how bad the new pinkie pie's going to get.). I have had a lot of fun here on funnyjunk. I was a user back when I was only a little kid. Before I could even understand the jokes here. And it breaks my heart that I'm going to be banned very soon.
But there is something I really wanted to say. THANK YOU funnyjunk. Before I was a user of this site, I was a socially awkward kid with no friends. But funnyjunk gave me a place to meet people and be myself. You were all my friends when I had none, and you taught me how to both act and be funny in real life.
Now, I'm not even close to as socially awkward. I've had girlfriends, I have tons of friends now, and I'm even working on something I love doing: creating things... just like I did here for you guys. And you all thumbed me us so much for it... in the end, I had 148142 thumbs up in my content, and 18013 thumbs up in comments. It showed me that people actually can respect something that I created. So I've been writing novels and painting in the time since I've stopped posting. I don't know if anyone will treat me as well as you did funnyjunk, but I really hope they do.
But still, if the 'new pinkie pie,' who I still believe is the old pinkie pie sees this, just know that you really are ruining your website. You are taking a website that used to be fun and a great place for kids that were socially ****** up (like me) to come and meet others like themselves, but instead, you just ban as many people as you can. Granted, they are posting porn, which is bad for the site profits, but seriously? A permaban with no warning whatsoever? That's just begging to get your website population ****** up. And you said on another post "we get over a thousand new users a day. it doesn't matter how many people I ban." That attitude loses the users you have, and doesn't hold onto the new users.
Auf Wiedersehen, Funnyjunk. I'm going to miss you.
-seniorpokeman
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