For dick

w-whoa

:o

I hope you know mikles is creeping around your profile and screen shotting convos

:s

Everyone he's actually good friends with, seem as pretentious him. I really hope you arn' t one of them

hey im sumowamm and i dont even ******* know
what pretentious means loool
watch me post anime butts :3

As far as the dictionary goes, I used it correctly. If you can't see that, maybe you don't know what it means.

sowyy

Hihi

how u doin saucey

I'm okayyyyyy. How's u

So very very booooooored

I'm sorry :c
why arent u playing vidya gaaaaames

Cuz I just beat the dlc in Bloodbooooorne

And I think Im getting a little tired of playing FF14. I cant stop myself from playing that game for like, 6 hours straight

I'd recommend watching Awesome Games Done Quick, but that finished yesterday. I'm sorry your video games are bad

u better be sorry, iz all yo fault. my games arent bad, im just bleughhhh today

Whats that?

nah. Video games suck.

AGDQ is a speedrunning marathon that lasts for like a week. Twitch speedrunners come to a convention and they run games and raise money for charity.

>Speedruns

Eugh. EUGH. EUGHHHHH

NO IT'S FINE IT'S COOL THEY RAISED A MILLION DOLLARS FOR CANCER RESEARCH

BUT
SPEEDRUNS
**** CANCER RESEARCH, WE'RE TALKIN SPEEDRUNS

It was actually pretty cool this year. I had a lot of fun watching it with some friends. Idk speedruns arent that bad

but stuff like glitching through walls n junk is a no no for me

well it's human-done speedruns for the most part so they play a lot of the games normally, it depends on the runner if they clip through walls and junk or not.

CLIPPING
IS FOR
BITCHESSSSSS

IT'S A LEGITIMATE STRATEGY

I DONT CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE

stuff that makes you move faster is okay

I like some speedruns. But only if they like, do it the right away with no exploits.

ty bb

I love love loooooove you!

and 3
and 4
and 5...
and 6 7 8 9 10
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~<3

I work both inside and outside, so I'm suffering when its cold or hot out, and it's been both this last week.

aww im sorry :c

It happens. I gotta make the moneys somehow

tru tru

Im gettin excited for this internship

Where are you interning at?

College radio station. Gonna be on the radio

Oh that's cool! I hope it goes well!

Lol im honna **** up on the first day hard

Nooooo, you'll do fine!

im gonna dieeeeee

Nooooo don't do that!

what if i told you i already diiiiid

Well then your radio show got some really good ratings for like one day.

so ur saying i should off myself, then

Noooo alex dont do dat!

but my show
my ratings!

I dont understand your accent
perhaps you mean "ass morning, everyone"?

Oh yes of course, how silly of me!

That looks super lewd.

what if i told you it is super lewd

Frigid das illegal.
Unless they're helping her floss.
That's not lewd atall.

..Why is that pic kinda hot

I blame her giant nipple-buttons. Every time I see its thumbnail I think she has really large & dark nipples and I get 2 nervous 2 post it

do you have a thing for giant nipples

u weirdo

No I don't, in fact I think it's disgusting, that's why it's so jarring to see. I ain't no weirdo, I just re-itterated that I'm an assman

Good, good man, ass is the best

It totally is because nipples have 0 sex appeal to me. Asses are nipple-less and that's just perfect the way it is.

She has very big feet

There's just something attractive about very round things

there certainly is.
Okay work time, I'll chat again in like 4 hours. See ya m8

C'ya, have good day

hihi, I'm back.

Hiya! Howd work go?

It was work- very tiring. And boring. Like a dozen people came into my store in the last half hour.

Ewwww

When I worked at Lowe's, someone would always need my help right when I have to leave and it'd take twenty minutes before I could go

I guess I dont really get problems like that because I'm a front-end associate and don't work in center-store. If someone needs a 20 minute problem solved then I'd pobos redirect them to customer service.

Yeah I was a loader, so I'd just walk around and help people out with heavy lifting n stuff

It was a good job, tho. It only sucked when it was super hot outside. I worked in garden

hihi!

Hey Saucey! Sorry you're lonely. I'm here to try and fix that with chats and stuff!

Thanks, I could really use it. I've stopped talking to my other friends at this point and can't find anything else to do.

Why stop talkin to them?

You could totally buy and play Lethal League with me

I just ran out of things to say and stopped feeling like talking.

Yeah I could but downloading it would take years for me and I'd probably have a hard time running it cause I only have a laptop.

It's not even hard to run, dork. It's like a flash game basically. I think its only like, 50 mb too.

But if you dont wanna, its fine

I guess I don't. idk, I'm not really in the mood to play anything right now- which is probably why I'm so bored. I might watch anime in a bit- but the friend I usually talk to about anime is out partying so I'll sort of be stuck with my thoughts.

You should try out "The Devil is a Part Timer." Its pretty fun

Maybe I should- I could use anything as a distraction.

do it i dare u

its really enjoyable so far. not the best, but good as a time passer

I guess that's all that I'm looking for, maybe I will!

Good! I've been enjoying Cowboy Bebop again today. Looks great in blu-ray.

Yeah Cowboy Bebop was always good, maybe I should rewatch that too.

Do iiiiit

I just reached my favorite episode, too.

best scene ever

This particular time it's more than understandable. I dont blame you at all.

Oh Im sorry I didnt see your reply

I feel better now at least

yeah I feel you, that was not okay at all. I'm sorry it ended up that way. Because that was really stupid and really hurtful on SD's part. I'm really sorry.

I just feel so ficking embarassed now and i dont know what to do

Yeah I figured you would, that just wasn't right that everyone decided to just dump on you even though other people had already done it. It's best to just forget them, cause they're not even worth it.

I just thought they really liked me

I feel used

I mean, I'm sure SD does but only as a friend. He just didn't want you to get hurt. It's still ****** that even with that he didnt want to tell you himself, he just didnt want to hurt you himself, it just ended up that other people hurt you. It's super ****** .

The way they flirted, thiugh. I just thought they were interested in me

******* hell im gullible and desperat

No, you're not, he lead you on and just refused to reject you to protect his own ego. You could not have known because you couldnt read his mind.

Yknow whats funny is that i was warned about this exact situation, too ever since i started talking to them
Why didnt i ******* listen

Because you didn't think it'd ever be this bad. He was too stuck up to even mention that he has a boyfriend, which would have been fine and ended the whole charade from day 1, but he just decided not to because he didnt want to "hurt you" despite the fact that this hurt you way more.

Speaking of which WHY THE **** DIDNT THEY TELL ME THEY HAD A BOYFRIEND

why are they even flirting like that. Its no fair

He's stupid like that. We even told him "just get your boyfriend to say something" and he said "no I dont want to hurt him", and then we said "well leading him on is hurting him more" and he'd say "uh well i dont wanna be mean xd". He's avoiding confrontation for like a month because he didn't want to be "mean", as if leaving you hanging was somehow not mean at all.

But that is mean. Thats ******* cruel.

Yeah, it is, and we told him that. But he just developed this idea that rejecting you was mean, but leading you on while he had a boyfriend was A-OK. And any attempt to reason with him lead to the same cycle of "I dont want to be mean" -> "I don't want to hurt him" -> "I don't want anyone to confront him in my place" -> I don't want to be mean" and so on. If it were up to me I would've told you a month ago but he was so against other people getting involved that no one could.

At this point i just want an apology. But i know im not going to get one, am i

It's possible. You'll get one from me. But idk I'd have to convince him to apologize.

okay yeah maybe convincing

I'll work on it, dont worry

Thanks

and thanks for being my shoulder to cry on for this

It's gravy. I know that I'd want one, given the situation. It's a **** place to be in.

I've been in this situation several times, and I still cant get over it

I dont want any convincing. I want him to realize what he needs to do himself

wha happen

SICK banters friendo. Just go on the thread it's like on first page lol.

But yeah, **** sas

aw babe
merry christmas
and I love you too. So very much.

i dont like it when you're sad, i want you to be as happy as you can be

I'm sorry hun. My christmas has sucked and I've spent the last two months hyping it up for myself and this is one of- if not THE worst christmas I've ever had. It was so flaccid, so lackluster, and so uninvolved that It just kills me inside that the greatest day of the year is one of the worst.
Watching stuff with you while eating tator tots and cuddling withmy vaporeon plush is the only thing to give me joy today tho c:

yea this christmas sucked..
at least i get to spend it with you watching stuff and talking
you make me so happy babe

Murr chrimbus

Ah, I see you've posted best waifu.

good luck...

F-for what?

I'll never tell...

D: but I've GOTTA know! Especially now!

Most of what I say means nothing...

But it's gotta mean something! I have terrible luck and now I need good luck!

Then let's say that's what I said it for...
Because you have terrible luck which I'm only currently learning about...

well fugg DDD:

WE

SHUDDUP

yeah I feel you bro.....
i feel...

fug off ***** , we own da place

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ha ha nice bro you torlled me
If you ever post here again i will ******* choke slam you through a coffee table

hahahhahaHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH

wtf are you all autistic