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semenslurpinglily

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Date Signed Up:2/04/2013
Last Login:3/27/2015
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latest user's comments

#52 - Is Maron.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/01/2015 on Dragon Ball Comp: Bulma -1
#55 - semenslurpinglily has deleted their comment.
User avatar #54 - napsterfreak (03/01/2015) [-]
you're right, my bad
#44 - Is that Momi? 03/01/2015 on Sims game -1
#7 - Persona 3: The animation. 02/28/2015 on Club going up +2
#69 - Picture 02/28/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #47 +1
#8 - But horsecock IS delicious. Centaur for life. 02/28/2015 on What happened? -10
#6 - Oh my **** , a four year old image I've never used befor…  [+] (13 new replies) 02/28/2015 on What happened? -51
#41 - garymotherfingoak (03/01/2015) [-]
please dont use horses when its unrelated.
#37 - baronvonhuckle (03/01/2015) [-]
My time is now.
#29 - thisnameismine (03/01/2015) [-]
#27 - pariahlol (03/01/2015) [-]
#11 - gentlemantoast (03/01/2015) [-]
#21 - broswagonist (03/01/2015) [-]
"or maybe even Gaia"
User avatar #28 - stripey (03/01/2015) [-]
what is gaia?
#44 - gentlemantoast (03/01/2015) [-]
this is gaia
User avatar #32 - broswagonist (03/01/2015) [-]
Probably the first link on the page of results someone would get if they googled "Gaia"
User avatar #33 - stripey (03/01/2015) [-]
Have a bad day, friend?
User avatar #34 - broswagonist (03/01/2015) [-]
No, it's early morning and I'm feeling pretty good. I'm just an asshole when I know someone hasn't put in any effort. I mean, it's literally the first result.
#7 - venegal (02/28/2015) [-]
Oh HELL no!
User avatar #8 - semenslurpinglily (02/28/2015) [-]
But horsecock IS delicious.
Centaur for life.
#28 - One guy and two girls sounds impractical to manage. Two gu… 02/28/2015 on So.. President when do we... +8
#25 - My middle-school Or whatever it's called in english n…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2015 on School nurses be like +6
User avatar #68 - civilizedwasteland (03/01/2015) [-]
I never understood why school nurses where so tough. We were just small children. Not like we were trying to get out of working at the mines.
#17 - This is the only image that fit, bur damn is it creepy.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/28/2015 on Chole Bennet -3
User avatar #34 - iphoneguy (02/28/2015) [-]
good grief, i know where this is from
#50 - merrymarvelite (02/28/2015) [-]
User avatar #52 - iphoneguy (02/28/2015) [-]
Ok but don't expect too much quality
Elsa: www.comdotgame.com/play/elsa
Anna: www.comdotgame.com/play/anna
#56 - I know, but Nego is similar pronunciation-wise, so I guess neg… 02/28/2015 on Anime Comp: Bleach Part 2 0
#87 - So did I, brotha. 02/28/2015 on Geez, thanks Obama 0
#19 - You're making me think she's the japanese version of Calvin.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/28/2015 on Exercise Ball 0
#25 - anonymous (02/28/2015) [-]
Close, in some ways. But Calvin is way more cynical, gets into more trouble, and the C&H comics have more strangely mature themes worked in.

Yatsubato is more about the whimsical nature of childhood and is overall more innocent and heartwarming.
User avatar #21 - megamantrigger (02/28/2015) [-]
That's because she basically is. Stuffed animal, wise beyond her years and everything.
User avatar #22 - chaossniper (02/28/2015) [-]
i'd like to stuff fuuka
#41 - I just had an idea and realized it'd fail for Menos Grande: &q…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/28/2015 on Anime Comp: Bleach Part 2 0
User avatar #55 - elreydenada (02/28/2015) [-]
"Grande Negativo" would me more correct. Still, as you said, it's very long.
Also, it's "Negro". And more correctly would be "Gran Negro"
User avatar #56 - semenslurpinglily (02/28/2015) [-]
I know, but Nego is similar pronunciation-wise, so I guess negro would be closer to nigger as nego would be to nigga. I think at least.
#33 - That's the joke I tried to make.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2015 on Geez, thanks Obama +5
User avatar #34 - ScottP (02/28/2015) [-]
Ah
#27 - How can you call something with such a cute girl gay?  [+] (11 new replies) 02/28/2015 on Geez, thanks Obama +4
User avatar #86 - mrwalkerfour (02/28/2015) [-]
pffff i fapped to it
User avatar #87 - semenslurpinglily (02/28/2015) [-]
So did I, brotha.
#77 - thejoemotes (02/28/2015) [-]
User avatar #66 - emiyashirou (02/28/2015) [-]
Now, that is a great anime, but it's still not as good as this. Mars of Destruction
User avatar #64 - lurkerlarry (02/28/2015) [-]
10/10

Now fuck off with that shit.
#58 - naturalsoda (02/28/2015) [-]
I'd tap it anyway.
#57 - makotoitou (02/28/2015) [-]
#47 - orkanoidz (02/28/2015) [-]
User avatar #32 - ScottP (02/28/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure that's from Boku no Pico
User avatar #33 - semenslurpinglily (02/28/2015) [-]
That's the joke I tried to make.
User avatar #34 - ScottP (02/28/2015) [-]
Ah
#34 - Little things with big things are the best. 02/28/2015 on Favorite gif comp +2
#372634 - Wait, so they aren't jokes? Is it the same thing as the bl…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #372653 - fargfive (02/28/2015) [-]
I've seen quite a few people that seem like they genuinely believe Putin is in the right.
#41 - Comment deleted 02/27/2015 on His last fuck was for the... 0
#120 - **semenslurpinglily hands you some wine** Welcome to Lily's. 02/27/2015 on semenslurpinglily's profile 0
#42 - Even if it weren't feminism, saying "but it does make you… 02/27/2015 on #rekt +2
#162 - I thought it was Gintama, but the tags are unreliable. 02/26/2015 on The Sad Truth About Male... 0
#145 - >2015 >not teasing men nipples during anal sex 02/26/2015 on The Sad Truth About Male... 0
#117 - Welcome! Want a drink? We specialize in semen.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/26/2015 on semenslurpinglily's profile 0
User avatar #118 - duelknight (02/27/2015) [-]
I would like some alcohol
I've seen some shit i would like to forget
User avatar #120 - semenslurpinglily (02/27/2015) [-]
**semenslurpinglily hands you some wine**
Welcome to Lily's.
#145 - Some progress at least. Like watching a dog stop eating it…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2015 on That feminist logic though... 0
User avatar #151 - fapperdefap (02/26/2015) [-]
It has fucking balls in it's hair, wtf is she trying to tell us.
#115 - Thankie thanks! 02/26/2015 on semenslurpinglily's profile 0

Comments(130):

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #129 - masterboll (03/25/2015) [-]
theres something about your name that catches my eye all the time

im gonna steal it some day
User avatar #130 to #129 - semenslurpinglily (03/25/2015) [-]
You can try, but is your kung fu strong?
User avatar #131 to #130 - masterboll (03/25/2015) [-]
ill just change lily to something else so you wont know
#128 - admin (03/25/2015) [-]
Hi semenslurpinglily! Great leader gave you a magical North Korean rocket!
User avatar #127 - ayumu (03/20/2015) [-]
you shouldn't slurp semen
slurping is poor manners
eat semen quitely
#121 - AlcoholicGoth (03/19/2015) [-]
Your name interested me, if you're wondering why the add.
Your name interested me, if you're wondering why the add.
User avatar #122 to #121 - semenslurpinglily (03/19/2015) [-]
Thank! I hope I'm interesting too, beered up darkness!
#123 to #122 - AlcoholicGoth (03/19/2015) [-]
So far so good lol   
I'm like the profile btw
So far so good lol
I'm like the profile btw
User avatar #124 to #123 - semenslurpinglily (03/19/2015) [-]
Cool, nothing beats color coordination.
Except a good meal
#125 to #124 - AlcoholicGoth (03/19/2015) [-]
Also coffee...and sex sometimes together if you're creative enough..but that's a story for another day
#126 to #125 - semenslurpinglily (03/19/2015) [-]
I wish I had sex
with a woman
It's kinda hard being bi when you only take it up the ass

But yes, coffee's good
User avatar #113 - duelknight (02/26/2015) [-]
*stalks loudly*
#114 to #113 - semenslurpinglily (02/26/2015) [-]
Izzere a stalka round heah?
User avatar #116 to #114 - duelknight (02/26/2015) [-]
No, just a guy who got lost from the front page and wondered over here...
User avatar #117 to #116 - semenslurpinglily (02/26/2015) [-]
Welcome!
Want a drink? We specialize in semen.
User avatar #118 to #117 - duelknight (02/27/2015) [-]
I would like some alcohol
I've seen some **** i would like to forget
User avatar #120 to #118 - semenslurpinglily (02/27/2015) [-]
**semenslurpinglily hands you some wine**
Welcome to Lily's.
User avatar #112 - giffythetoad ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
I like your username.
That is all.
User avatar #115 to #112 - semenslurpinglily (02/26/2015) [-]
Thankie thanks!
User avatar #106 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/20/2015) [-]
boop
#108 to #107 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/20/2015) [-]
Hello

How are you?
User avatar #109 to #108 - semenslurpinglily (02/20/2015) [-]
Fine fine! And ya?
#110 to #109 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/20/2015) [-]
Getting drunk and waiting on art projects
#105 to #104 - tigtone (02/10/2015) [-]
This map lead me to this lake with an overabundance of lilies.
#91 - havockwzy (01/14/2015) [-]
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
#92 to #91 - semenslurpinglily (01/14/2015) [-]
You best repeat that every day to make it daily.
#93 to #92 - havockwzy (01/14/2015) [-]
what do i get in return?
#94 to #93 - semenslurpinglily (01/14/2015) [-]
A sense of accomplishment.
And nothing more.
#50 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
since we are friends now, i can crash on your profile and it wont be awkward
User avatar #88 to #50 - lnyanchl ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
that's porn
#89 to #88 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
not its clearly 3
#76 to #50 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
Cookies are cool.   
   
Coolkies.
Cookies are cool.

Coolkies.
User avatar #77 to #76 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
that **** better be chocolate and not raisins!
#78 to #77 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
You dare think so low of me?

You dare think your trust was misplaced so badly?

You dare believe Lily might be such a cruel being as to put raisins in a cookie?
#80 to #78 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
YES! I need to dig on to you deeper until i can trust you with my hollow space where my heart should be
YES! I need to dig on to you deeper until i can trust you with my hollow space where my heart should be
#82 to #80 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
Don't worry, the worst thing Lily would stick in the cookies would be meat.

And everyone loves meat.
#85 to #84 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
cant rape the willing
#86 to #85 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
Not with that attitude.
#87 to #86 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
thats my line
#51 to #50 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
Oh, don't worry, it's always awkward with me around.
Oh, don't worry, it's always awkward with me around.
#52 to #51 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
You and I must go as well together as mastubation and loneliness!
#53 to #52 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
Yes!
Like tiny cats and big boobs!
#54 to #53 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
or like women having huge dicks!
#55 to #54 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
Women with huge dicks are the best!
Also I remember that reaction image, I think I cropped it in my alt acc.
User avatar #59 to #55 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
You're apparently a great guy.
User avatar #61 to #59 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
I guess I am. Guy who came here in my profile too!
User avatar #65 to #61 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
Ofc you are if you like dicks.
#66 to #65 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
Dicks are awesome.
#79 to #66 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
Dicks are the best
#81 to #79 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
A good dick always does the trick.
#56 to #55 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
i love you non-homosexualy
i love you non-homosexualy
#58 to #57 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
its only gay if swords cross
#60 to #58 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
Then shall we duel as MEN?
#64 to #63 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
LET OUR BLADES MEET IN PENETRATION!
#67 to #64 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
let me sheath my latin sword on your man nature pocket
#68 to #67 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
And then, even though Lily knew Lily's fate, Lily knew Lily would never disagree. And that Lily uses third person on self a lot.
And then, even though Lily knew Lily's fate, Lily knew Lily would never disagree. And that Lily uses third person on self a lot.
#69 to #68 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
AXE IS CONFUSED!
#70 to #69 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
I too. But always.
I too. But always.
#71 to #70 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
so we riding eachother or what?
#72 to #71 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
I guess.
I guess.
#73 to #72 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
that will be 19,99$
that will be 19,99$
#74 to #73 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
I'm afraid I'll have to pay with cookies
#75 to #74 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
you might have gotten one or two things right on that picture
#44 - anonymous (11/22/2014) [-]
hora
User avatar #45 to #44 - semenslurpinglily (11/22/2014) [-]
Are you snake?
#43 - semenslurpinglily (11/20/2014) [-]
**semenslurpinglily rolled image**
#42 - cirruss (10/30/2014) [-]
because I'd use this for Halloween
because I'd use this for Halloween
#41 - cirruss has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #20 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Good morning
User avatar #21 to #20 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Heya, morning.
User avatar #22 to #21 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Sleep well?
User avatar #23 to #22 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Yep. And you?
Also comment-chat is welrd.
User avatar #24 to #23 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Slept well,got 3ish hours so that will last me all dayHow come it's weird?
User avatar #25 to #24 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
I dunno, it's weird to talk like this with such delay.
And whaddya mean 3ish hours?
User avatar #26 to #25 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Ah. Delay may be kinda long. And 3-ish hours of sleep
User avatar #27 to #26 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Well, **** . Wouldn't it be better to rest more?
User avatar #28 to #27 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Or wouldn't it?
User avatar #29 to #28 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
I can manage just fine with 3 hours
User avatar #30 to #29 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Still, woozy for the day, eh?
Anyway, whatcha up to?
User avatar #31 to #30 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
ABSOLUTELY nothing
User avatar #32 to #31 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Can't steam either? I didn't get why.
User avatar #33 to #32 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Because im too lazy to download
User avatar #34 to #33 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Ah. I see.
User avatar #35 to #34 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Yep I'll get it eventually though
User avatar #36 to #35 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Alright. It's a good essential.
User avatar #37 to #36 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Yep I'll probably get WoT blitz firstly tho
User avatar #38 to #37 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Nice priorities.
Make sure to get more **** too, it'll be fun.
User avatar #39 to #38 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Well I'm still trying to keep games away from phone so I'm not constantly playing on it
User avatar #40 to #39 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
True. But steam's more of a social thingamajigger.
Besides phones are like gameboys too.
#18 - theflamingfire (10/12/2014) [-]
Don't 			****		 with me ill burn you
Don't **** with me ill burn you
User avatar #17 - semenslurpinglily (09/29/2014) [-]
#15 - anonymous (09/12/2014) [-]
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