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#11 - I now imagine laser pointers being powerful in the zombie apocalypse. 05/03/2015 on Drunk people love laser... +28
#23 - Faggot ass bitch don't go copying my vibe I swear if I catch y…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2015 on That's not a rock lobster 0
#24 - happyhippotree (05/03/2015) [-]
Or maybe I didn't see your vibe originally because your comment was inferior for not having the picture
#32 - You wouldn't know with dub qualities, and their ability to par…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2015 on Quality dialogue -10
User avatar #33 - radodon (05/03/2015) [-]
Yeah it is just the TFS version. the original line is just kind of eh.
User avatar #34 - radodon (05/03/2015) [-]
Dragon Ball Z : Movie The History of Trunks funnyjunk is dumb sometimes
#228 - Heya heya! No Steam or phone?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2015 on semenslurpinglily's profile 0
#229 - chitose (05/03/2015) [-]
Phone is dead, parents are asleep and I'm on the school Chromebook which luckily doesn't have Funnyjunk unblocked

Internet is slower in the living room though ,so I'll take longer to respond.
#7 - no its becky  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2015 on That's not a rock lobster +5
#18 - empithree (05/03/2015) [-]
User avatar #8 - superblade (05/03/2015) [-]
Oh god dammit
#13 - Popipo? 05/03/2015 on Gif Dump - Part 32 0
#10 - TFS version was cool too. [Exact line as above] 17: &q…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/03/2015 on Quality dialogue +74
#28 - anonymous (05/03/2015) [-]
This is the TFS version.
User avatar #16 - pokemonstheshiz (05/03/2015) [-]
pretty sure the above is from tfs
User avatar #32 - semenslurpinglily (05/03/2015) [-]
You wouldn't know with dub qualities, and their ability to parody lines.
User avatar #33 - radodon (05/03/2015) [-]
Yeah it is just the TFS version. the original line is just kind of eh.
User avatar #34 - radodon (05/03/2015) [-]
Dragon Ball Z : Movie The History of Trunks funnyjunk is dumb sometimes
#33 - Cyberbully is the worst **** ever. It's an actual i… 05/03/2015 on #Cyberbullying -2
#16 - Why do so many mango and animu have armpit fetish?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2015 on Best use of Photoshop +3
User avatar #19 - seras (05/02/2015) [-]
Maybe it's a biology thing. Your skin releases hormones when you see someone of the opposite sex (or same sex for gay people).
A lot of hormones are released with sweat. Guess where the sweat hits you the most.
#29 - Images become relevant at the dumbest of times. And h…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2015 on But seriously, about the... +4
User avatar #41 - nuclearnacho (05/02/2015) [-]
drunk as she likes
User avatar #37 - seras (05/02/2015) [-]
What about TV shows? Or OVA?
#53 - I have no ******* idea. All I know is OP's creator want…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2015 on one piece 0
User avatar #54 - josemanuelcenteno (05/02/2015) [-]
Well something went wrong since they use the right name in the spanish versión, when it comes to writing.
#49 - It's to avoid copyright that he didn't use the ッ sign, thus …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/02/2015 on one piece +1
User avatar #52 - josemanuelcenteno (05/02/2015) [-]
Hold on, does that mean they changed the name in spain?
User avatar #53 - semenslurpinglily (05/02/2015) [-]
I have no fucking idea. All I know is OP's creator wanted to reference Zorro with Zoro, wanted to avoid copyright, and that Zorro means fox.
User avatar #54 - josemanuelcenteno (05/02/2015) [-]
Well something went wrong since they use the right name in the spanish versión, when it comes to writing.
#89 - Oviposistor --> Ass 05/02/2015 on My Phobia Can't Be This Cute +3
#18 - Almost die? **** , people die all the time, a dude's bee…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2015 on The Rarest Line In Yu-Gi-Oh 0
User avatar #19 - Abortedwafflez (05/02/2015) [-]
I didn't get that far. I got to about the part where Yusei loses to I think the first spider villain and got motorcycle bits lodged inside of him.
#386044 - Of course, they can masturbate to their moms as they are now. 05/02/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#9 - The chicken I mean.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2015 on Russian Dating Profile 0
User avatar #15 - volksworgen (05/02/2015) [-]
it could be looking down or it could be dead who knows, usually grrabbing them by the wings makes them flail and shit.
#8 - Is it dead?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2015 on Russian Dating Profile 0
User avatar #9 - semenslurpinglily (05/01/2015) [-]
The chicken I mean.
User avatar #15 - volksworgen (05/02/2015) [-]
it could be looking down or it could be dead who knows, usually grrabbing them by the wings makes them flail and shit.
#30 - They made an anime about Anakindaman Under the Bridge?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2015 on just helping out 0
#35 - cigma (05/01/2015) [-]
2 seasons man, you're missing out.
#19 - Those ******* stole from England AND are disregarding … 05/01/2015 on baltimore getting ready 2... +2
#385817 - How's prostitution treating you?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#385818 - princessren (05/01/2015) [-]
did you know they actually give you benefits now?
I mean besides sucking dick of course
#39 - Comment deleted 05/01/2015 on finding one piece 0
#385731 - A friend of mine just got Windows to run on his mac and he's c… 04/30/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#385728 - It's a thing with most of his things and playthroughs, he gets… 04/30/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#48 - And it's the one youtuber with zero credibility talking. M… 04/30/2015 on sassyminx +1
#32 - >> #7 , 04/30/2015 on why, you ask? well why not. 0

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User avatar #263 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
Hello..
#264 to #263 - semenslurpinglily (21 hours ago) [-]
Heya heya.

What's up?
User avatar #265 to #264 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
Warframe. you?
User avatar #266 to #265 - semenslurpinglily (21 hours ago) [-]
As per usual, nothing. At least for the next couple hours I think.
User avatar #267 to #266 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
aw
User avatar #268 to #267 - semenslurpinglily (21 hours ago) [-]
I should get back to Warframe though.
Never left first few planets though.
User avatar #269 to #268 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
I have 2000 hours >.<
User avatar #270 to #269 - semenslurpinglily (21 hours ago) [-]
Nice! **** must keep competitive at this point then! Shame I suck at getting into some games.
User avatar #271 to #270 - semenslurpinglily (19 hours ago) [-]
>>269, Actually play much else?
#253 to #252 - semenslurpinglily (05/19/2015) [-]
Pretty good.
And with ya?
#254 to #253 - superpianobros (05/20/2015) [-]
Pretty swell. I have sports day tomorrow which is nice. Although it's pretty late so I'm more than likely to be tired tomorrow.

So, who's your favourite 2hu?
#255 to #254 - semenslurpinglily (05/20/2015) [-]
Patchu.

And yours?

By the way, eat plenty in breakfast so either A) You won't get tired during sports day. |OR| B) You **** your pants as you run.
#256 to #255 - superpianobros (05/20/2015) [-]
I've always veered towards Reisen.

The less weight the quicker I run. gotta go fast

Do you play many games?
User avatar #257 to #256 - semenslurpinglily (05/20/2015) [-]
Eh, not really. I play stuff, but mostly a weird game at a time, so not much.

I wish I played more, even though I never feel like playing much.

Also I like chess once in a while, except I suck balls at it.
#258 to #257 - superpianobros (05/20/2015) [-]
I really like chess. I'm super bad at it too, but every game is like a learning experience almost, it's super fun to play.
User avatar #259 to #258 - semenslurpinglily (05/20/2015) [-]
We should try it and suck together.
Just like a gay 69.
#260 to #259 - superpianobros (05/20/2015) [-]
So, want to play tomorrow?

It's bed time so I might not get your next reply.
User avatar #261 to #260 - semenslurpinglily (05/20/2015) [-]
Sure. I like playing it, especially when I don't know what I'm up against.

Also sleep well.
#262 to #261 - superpianobros (05/20/2015) [-]
Thanks, 'night.
#249 - cirruss ONLINE (05/18/2015) [-]
#248 - cirruss ONLINE (05/14/2015) [-]
#232 to #231 - semenslurpinglily (05/05/2015) [-]
Didn't you tell otherwise before?
And as long as I can get a lollipop later.
#233 to #232 - goldendarknessx (05/05/2015) [-]
Couldn't think of anything to post.
Couldn't think of anything to post.
#234 to #233 - semenslurpinglily (05/05/2015) [-]
I getcha. 4.5 GB of 2hus and I still must pick carefully for what I like.

Mostly because it's filled with **** .
#235 to #234 - goldendarknessx (05/05/2015) [-]
What's 2hu?
What's 2hu?
#236 to #235 - semenslurpinglily (05/05/2015) [-]
All demn 2hus be Touhous.
I also have surprisingly few 2hu yukkuris (these tiny head-slimes), which is surprisin.
#237 to #236 - goldendarknessx (05/05/2015) [-]
Sounds just like another fetish I don't understand.
Sounds just like another fetish I don't understand.
#238 to #237 - semenslurpinglily (05/05/2015) [-]
It's not a fetish.
Really.

Actually it is to some people, but it's one of the things I actually don't understand.
#239 to #238 - goldendarknessx (05/05/2015) [-]
Yeah i'll believe it when I see.   
   
Like I've said before, I've seen worse.
Yeah i'll believe it when I see.

Like I've said before, I've seen worse.
#240 to #239 - semenslurpinglily (05/05/2015) [-]
I can understand most things at least, even if they disturb me I can see how someone enjoys it, even if it makes them depraved.

This, however, is basically a blob with a face. It doesn't disgust me, it brings up legitimate curiosity from me, thinking which part of it people find sexy. Of course, I don't know how in the world someone would like so, but they show no sexual organs, and I just think "people must really like mouth-raping fantasies sometimes".
#241 to #240 - goldendarknessx (05/05/2015) [-]
Sounds a bit like you, Also are you taking this piss? mouth-raping fantasies would be awesome.
Sounds a bit like you, Also are you taking this piss? mouth-raping fantasies would be awesome.
#242 to #241 - semenslurpinglily (05/05/2015) [-]
Nah, it's just that it surprises me the sheer amount of porn and torture porn on them.
Also this character is Sekibanki. Her power is heads. Pick one to rape is common topic, and it's good.
#243 to #242 - goldendarknessx (05/05/2015) [-]
Tell me how long have you been on the internet?   
   
I would pick her, herself because just getting head ain't satisfying enough.
Tell me how long have you been on the internet?

I would pick her, herself because just getting head ain't satisfying enough.
#244 to #243 - semenslurpinglily (05/05/2015) [-]
True and true.
And I guess I just think of them as innocent blobs filled with awkwardness, so imagining them getting ****** is like imagining Tomoko organizing an orgy, and succeeding.
#245 to #244 - goldendarknessx (05/05/2015) [-]
Which we all know wouldn't happen.
#246 to #245 - semenslurpinglily (05/05/2015) [-]
Unless she harnessed the full power of the internet!
#247 to #246 - goldendarknessx (05/05/2015) [-]
Golden Darkness is gonna do that first.
Golden Darkness is gonna do that first.
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#227 - chitose (05/03/2015) [-]
Good morning for whenever you're finally on.
#228 to #227 - semenslurpinglily (05/03/2015) [-]
Heya heya!
No Steam or phone?
#229 to #228 - chitose (05/03/2015) [-]
Phone is dead, parents are asleep and I'm on the school Chromebook which luckily doesn't have Funnyjunk unblocked

Internet is slower in the living room though ,so I'll take longer to respond.
#226 - cirruss ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
These are the trees I had before
#225 - cirruss ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
And i am become tree, destroyer of bland looking hills
#200 - goldendarknessx (04/21/2015) [-]
So tell me, when did you figure out you liked guys.
So tell me, when did you figure out you liked guys.

#221 to #200 - semenslurpinglily (04/21/2015) [-]
Well, I don't mind. I kinda know it, and the flirtyness is quite obvious.

And I'm telling because I didn't know I didn't make it too clear. Wondering if I've been borderline rude, because I apparently don't know when I am.

And I'll be true to it as long as I can. And I'm always on steam, in case you can't find me anywhere else. If I'm not, I'm either dead, deadly injured, or sleeping. Maybe experimenting some lewd experimenting.
#222 to #221 - goldendarknessx (04/21/2015) [-]
Well if it isn't obvious then it isn't really all that fun.   
   
You'll know when you're being rude when I come knocking on your door to punch you.   
   
*note to self: I can find Peashy on steam* Do you not have skype or anything? No more sticking DS pens in your japs eye.
Well if it isn't obvious then it isn't really all that fun.

You'll know when you're being rude when I come knocking on your door to punch you.

*note to self: I can find Peashy on steam* Do you not have skype or anything? No more sticking DS pens in your japs eye.
#223 to #222 - semenslurpinglily (04/21/2015) [-]
It IS quite fun!

And you're always welcome to come knocking to my knocker.

And yep, name's Fedegon in skype! And my avatar is the Batman symbol with Remilia's hat. This one!

So Peashy is always there too mostly~!
#224 to #223 - goldendarknessx (04/21/2015) [-]
Well you are speaking to me you know.  You know FJ is a pretty big place and there are a lot of users here but quite a lot of them go unnoticed and when you've been here for a while some people start to see you as some sort of big superstar(which clearly I ain't) but they're the ones who think they're insignificant to others but I ain't that much different from them, I like taking the time to get to know most people here cause if I can atleast do one thing right, it's that.     
   
Oh ho you know I will.   
   
I think I got the right one. hehe cute hat by the way.
Well you are speaking to me you know. You know FJ is a pretty big place and there are a lot of users here but quite a lot of them go unnoticed and when you've been here for a while some people start to see you as some sort of big superstar(which clearly I ain't) but they're the ones who think they're insignificant to others but I ain't that much different from them, I like taking the time to get to know most people here cause if I can atleast do one thing right, it's that.

Oh ho you know I will.

I think I got the right one. hehe cute hat by the way.

#201 to #200 - semenslurpinglily (04/21/2015) [-]
It was a kinda backwards process.
Sexual discovery and all, I heard of anal masturbation, then I rationalized "well maybe there are girls with dicks in the real world, but hard to find".
So I guess around 15ish, don't remember really, when I said " **** it" and realized dudes were cute.
#202 to #201 - goldendarknessx (04/21/2015) [-]
Just wanting to ask to make sure I understand fully, did you like guys before you liked girls?

Now I don't know if you know I'm the same actually. It was one of those things that happened roughly around the same age actually but It was one of those things I hid and I only came to terms with it a few years back.
#203 to #202 - semenslurpinglily (04/21/2015) [-]
No, the order was as follows: Girls, anal, dickgirls, guys.

And yeah, it's kinda 'subtle' how it gets slowly to you, the desire for dicks. Of course, I told myself it was only cause those guys were girly.
#204 to #203 - goldendarknessx (04/21/2015) [-]
Well it's certainly one way to go about it.   
   
So how old are you by the way or is that too personal? I don't like the ones that act completely fruity (if you may or may not know what I'm talking about) but yeah if they look girly then that's bonus points.
Well it's certainly one way to go about it.

So how old are you by the way or is that too personal? I don't like the ones that act completely fruity (if you may or may not know what I'm talking about) but yeah if they look girly then that's bonus points.
User avatar #205 to #204 - semenslurpinglily (04/21/2015) [-]
Well, it's not too personal, but I am 18, fresh out of the oven some would say, with about as much experience as... well, little.

And my looks are basically the reason I have so little experience in such basically, as I've been fat since little. Losing weight though. Still fat.
#206 to #205 - goldendarknessx (04/21/2015) [-]
Well if it makes you feel better I'm 19 my experience with guys is very minimal and women it's probably above average.   
   
Aw come on I'm sure you're not all bad. If you're curious I'm medium, not big not skinny either. I played a lot of rugby in high school. If you feel bad about it I would suggest cycling when you can that's what I used to do.
Well if it makes you feel better I'm 19 my experience with guys is very minimal and women it's probably above average.

Aw come on I'm sure you're not all bad. If you're curious I'm medium, not big not skinny either. I played a lot of rugby in high school. If you feel bad about it I would suggest cycling when you can that's what I used to do.
#207 to #206 - semenslurpinglily (04/21/2015) [-]
Well, thanks Goldie, but it's just 'eh'. I don't mind, but I feel inexperience is a problem when you get down to it.   
   
And yeah, I used to actually be at 150kg in the past... I'm around 100kg now, and going down, but I still look quite fat though. So yeah, only way to go is forwards, and trying some more things.
Well, thanks Goldie, but it's just 'eh'. I don't mind, but I feel inexperience is a problem when you get down to it.

And yeah, I used to actually be at 150kg in the past... I'm around 100kg now, and going down, but I still look quite fat though. So yeah, only way to go is forwards, and trying some more things.
#208 to #207 - goldendarknessx (04/21/2015) [-]
Do you have a vacancy for a 			****		 buddy, cause I sure as hell would apply.   
   
Well good on you buddy, one thing I've learned from you so far is you definitely don't sound like a quitter. See what I do to make sure I don't go overboard is I have either toast or shredded wheat in the morning, lunch is followed by either toast (again) or a banana, dinner is just whatever, and when ever I feel hungry I just go for a cig and I probably go through about 4 1.5 liters bottles of water a day.
Do you have a vacancy for a **** buddy, cause I sure as hell would apply.

Well good on you buddy, one thing I've learned from you so far is you definitely don't sound like a quitter. See what I do to make sure I don't go overboard is I have either toast or shredded wheat in the morning, lunch is followed by either toast (again) or a banana, dinner is just whatever, and when ever I feel hungry I just go for a cig and I probably go through about 4 1.5 liters bottles of water a day.
#209 to #208 - semenslurpinglily (04/21/2015) [-]
Well, if you'd manage to go overseas, look at me and think "this was worth the money, plane, and time" then it could be I guess.

And yeah, but a while ago the chocolate-cloaked bunny devil came by and seduced me to eat a lot. I felt a lot of effort down the drain. And yeah, I am drinking a lot of water lately too, helping a lot to feel 'full', even though it's just, you know, water.
#210 to #209 - goldendarknessx (04/21/2015) [-]
I could always do with a little holiday but remember I don't work for free.   
   
Ah Easter is a cruel mistress I got one egg and I think it's still in the packaging. I don't know if you have it over there but we just recently got something called &quot;smartwater&quot; it's pretty decent for what it is.
I could always do with a little holiday but remember I don't work for free.

Ah Easter is a cruel mistress I got one egg and I think it's still in the packaging. I don't know if you have it over there but we just recently got something called "smartwater" it's pretty decent for what it is.
#211 to #210 - semenslurpinglily (04/21/2015) [-]
Yeah, holidays are weird. Especially when people come to Florida. Good place for holidays and all, but usually quite hot some people say.

And yeah, chocolate eggs are my weakness. And I drink many waters per day. I don't even know if I should count it in liters or bottles. I just remember I once drank a liter bottle in front of a friend, and he said it was less than five seconds for me to finish. I didn't even notice. I'd even make a joke about the thirst being real, if I had a sense of humour.
#212 to #211 - goldendarknessx (04/21/2015) [-]
Isn't florida meant to be a pretty horrible place?   
   
Well atleast I know what to get you, what kinda flowers do you like? Just guzzle it like there's no tomorrow like my cum You certainly weren't lying when you said you swallow huh? It's too late for jokes get back to me tomorrow I'm sure I'll have something.   
   
Apologies I was away doing something.
Isn't florida meant to be a pretty horrible place?

Well atleast I know what to get you, what kinda flowers do you like? Just guzzle it like there's no tomorrow like my cum You certainly weren't lying when you said you swallow huh? It's too late for jokes get back to me tomorrow I'm sure I'll have something.

Apologies I was away doing something.
#213 to #212 - semenslurpinglily (04/21/2015) [-]
People say it is because it's full of horrible immigrants. I guess I fit the category, but hey, it's cool from what I'm seeing.

Truth be told, not really into flowers, but plants in general get me for some reason. I really did like cloves though! They're pretty cool!

Don't worry, I'm being more away myself I feel.
#214 to #213 - goldendarknessx (04/21/2015) [-]
The world is full of dirty immigrants but I suppose not all of them are bad.   
   
That's not romantic at all. cloves or clovers?    
   
What you talking about you're here when I need you, I wouldn't ask for anything more.
The world is full of dirty immigrants but I suppose not all of them are bad.

That's not romantic at all. cloves or clovers?

What you talking about you're here when I need you, I wouldn't ask for anything more.
#215 to #214 - semenslurpinglily (04/21/2015) [-]
Cloves. Clove flowers though, I had to look up the translation.

And I'm talking to taking 30 mins to respond, and thanks Goldie, I like you so it's nice to be here and be company! I like it a lot! And I'm glad you like my company!
#216 to #215 - goldendarknessx (04/21/2015) [-]
I suppose they're alright at least they don't kill you.   
   
D'aww aren't you just adorable *pinches cheek* You're not all that bad yourself, it's good to just sit and unwind with someone after a long day.
I suppose they're alright at least they don't kill you.

D'aww aren't you just adorable *pinches cheek* You're not all that bad yourself, it's good to just sit and unwind with someone after a long day.

#217 to #216 - semenslurpinglily (04/21/2015) [-]
I guess I just like them.

Thanks, it's always nice these talks! And I'm glad I can bring this joy!

I'm always up to talking if you are too! Even if I'm mostly slow or elsewise.
#218 to #217 - goldendarknessx (04/21/2015) [-]
I like you as much as you like them ;)   
   
Well then if I've ever made you smile or laugh then I'm certainly doing something right haha.   
   
I don't mind how long people take to reply just as long as they reply that's pretty much my only term.
I like you as much as you like them ;)

Well then if I've ever made you smile or laugh then I'm certainly doing something right haha.

I don't mind how long people take to reply just as long as they reply that's pretty much my only term.
#219 to #218 - semenslurpinglily (04/21/2015) [-]
Y-you too... But really, I find it really a good way to put it, they're weird but I like them. I guess it's a good way to see me.

"if I've ever made you smile or laugh" Either you underestimate yourself too much or you must think I'm a real grouch.

Well, I won't be unreasonable anyway. I hope.
#220 to #219 - goldendarknessx (04/21/2015) [-]
Also I don't mean to shoot you down or anything but don't take too much of it to heart, I'm a casual flirt I do it to everyone.   
   
It's always good to know if I still make people happy that's all. I've seen grouchy and you're no where near mate.   
   
As long as you're true to your word then I have no complaints.
Also I don't mean to shoot you down or anything but don't take too much of it to heart, I'm a casual flirt I do it to everyone.

It's always good to know if I still make people happy that's all. I've seen grouchy and you're no where near mate.

As long as you're true to your word then I have no complaints.
#191 - cirruss ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
#176 - actualghost (04/15/2015) [-]
You actually want some horse dong sites? Cause i got some horse dong sites.
User avatar #177 to #176 - semenslurpinglily (04/15/2015) [-]
Well **** I lost my chance didn't I?
#178 to #177 - actualghost (04/15/2015) [-]
Did i forget to mention it's a daily chance? Soon as i get home
Did i forget to mention it's a daily chance? Soon as i get home
#179 to #178 - semenslurpinglily (04/15/2015) [-]
Woohoo, I hope I'm not offline then!
#180 to #179 - actualghost (04/15/2015) [-]
You wanted REAL dongs right? Just making sure i'm providing you with the right material you know.
You wanted REAL dongs right? Just making sure i'm providing you with the right material you know.
User avatar #181 to #180 - semenslurpinglily (04/15/2015) [-]
Yep.
And quite the timing we have.
#182 to #181 - actualghost (04/15/2015) [-]
ikr?
Ok ok, i know you probably know some of these
But here
pastebin.com/rnRbcm04
#190 to #182 - misanthrizzle (04/17/2015) [-]
I used to be into this
thx m8
#192 to #190 - actualghost (04/18/2015) [-]
Get to it then. Go. Do it.
#193 to #192 - misanthrizzle (04/18/2015) [-]
can't i'm doing nofap
can't i'm doing nofap
User avatar #195 to #193 - semenslurpinglily (04/19/2015) [-]
Come on bro, it'll be fun.
#196 to #195 - actualghost (04/19/2015) [-]
Talking bout fun, found anything good?
User avatar #197 to #196 - semenslurpinglily (04/19/2015) [-]
Liked a few things.
Downloaded a movie too, La Bete. Didn't watch a lot, only pieces. Gotta say it all looks incredible, though since I skipped around, I saw a dong only once.

All else good!
#198 to #197 - actualghost (04/19/2015) [-]
Oh that thing yeah, bretty weird. Also kinda related i guess, cute beast from 2014
User avatar #199 to #198 - semenslurpinglily (04/19/2015) [-]
Oh, nice.
I guess I should check more too, but now I know I can check more too!

And yeah, they are. Thanks again! Seriously, it's awesome these things there!
#194 to #193 - actualghost (04/18/2015) [-]
Nofap april? Is that even a thing?
#183 to #182 - semenslurpinglily (04/15/2015) [-]
Thanks mate.
I didn't even know this pastebin or whatever, and I never knew 8ch had it.

But again, thanks for the equine dong, matey!
#184 to #183 - actualghost (04/15/2015) [-]
Dude, please, call me dongy.  Enjoy
Dude, please, call me dongy. Enjoy
#186 to #185 - actualghost (04/16/2015) [-]
Gaybeast is up. I repeat. Gaybeast is up.
User avatar #187 to #186 - semenslurpinglily (04/16/2015) [-]
Time to go and watch it!
#188 to #187 - actualghost (04/16/2015) [-]
Yes do that! Just search for stallion or horse or something like that.
#189 to #188 - semenslurpinglily (04/16/2015) [-]
Thank you so much Dongie.
Thank you so much Dongie.
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#140 - goldendarknessx (04/05/2015) [-]
>not replying to my comment.
#163 to #140 - semenslurpinglily (04/06/2015) [-]
HDN Victory I guess.
The evaluations pissed me off because I found quests repetitive.
#164 to #163 - goldendarknessx (04/06/2015) [-]
Oh the evaluations, yeah the quests suck to grind out the shares to get different endings.
Oh the evaluations, yeah the quests suck to grind out the shares to get different endings.
#165 to #164 - semenslurpinglily (04/06/2015) [-]
Oh, it affects the ending too.
Lovely.
#166 to #165 - goldendarknessx (04/06/2015) [-]
Get good scrub.
#167 to #166 - semenslurpinglily (04/06/2015) [-]
Who's that dude again? He looks familiar.
#168 to #167 - goldendarknessx (04/06/2015) [-]
Seananners the best youtuber out there.
Seananners the best youtuber out there.
#169 to #168 - semenslurpinglily (04/06/2015) [-]
Ah, I watched a few vids.
They feel very disconnected, but he's cool.
#170 to #169 - goldendarknessx (04/06/2015) [-]
Mr sark is second best.
#171 to #170 - semenslurpinglily (04/06/2015) [-]
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrHe sounds nice.   
I should watch some.
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrHe sounds nice.
I should watch some.
#172 to #171 - goldendarknessx (04/06/2015) [-]
He's ruthless that's what makes it all the more funny.
He's ruthless that's what makes it all the more funny.
User avatar #173 to #172 - semenslurpinglily (04/06/2015) [-]
I guess I should.
People who aren't afraid of anything are best.
#141 to #140 - semenslurpinglily (04/05/2015) [-]
**** , sorry Goldie I forgot about them comment chains.
#142 to #141 - goldendarknessx (04/05/2015) [-]
Don't think you can get away with it by calling me goldie.... but you're so damn adorable it's hard to stay mad at you.
#143 to #142 - semenslurpinglily (04/05/2015) [-]
I'll call you Goldie until it works. And watch Nepneps too while it does.
Goldie Goldie.

But how are you, Super Sweetie?
#144 to #143 - goldendarknessx (04/05/2015) [-]
Well whichever one makes you love me more darling.

Not to bad, finally enjoying the sun for once and it's a real rarity to have weather like this in Scotland.
#146 to #144 - semenslurpinglily (04/05/2015) [-]
Also are there good beaches around? I hope so. Unless you're the kind of person who'll just open the window to rest while sunbathing.
#145 to #144 - semenslurpinglily (04/05/2015) [-]
Nice nice, so it'll get neat and warm I hope. Not over 40 Celsius too I bet! Just nice and warm, and leaving you comfy.

And it doesn't matter whatever you post, I just found the sudden Compa extra cute!
#147 to #145 - goldendarknessx (04/05/2015) [-]
We get sun a few times a year not very much so you have to enjoy what you can while you can you know. The beaches over here suck balls but our garden is starting to shape up now it's been fun working on it the past few weekends.   
   
Original compa is best compa.
We get sun a few times a year not very much so you have to enjoy what you can while you can you know. The beaches over here suck balls but our garden is starting to shape up now it's been fun working on it the past few weekends.

Original compa is best compa.

#148 to #147 - semenslurpinglily (04/05/2015) [-]
**** , I ****** up and called Peashy Compa.

And good, I know the feeling of beaches that suck horrible, but gardening's pretty good, even though I have no ******* clue how that **** works!
#149 to #148 - goldendarknessx (04/05/2015) [-]
Peashy is the bumble bee kid and compa is the nurse with big tits. there that should help.

Well to be fair I don't know much about it either but I'm learning.
User avatar #150 to #149 - semenslurpinglily (04/05/2015) [-]
I know a bit, and I knew who she was, I just messed up the name.
Every Nep is secretly Compa.
#151 to #150 - goldendarknessx (04/05/2015) [-]
Oh yeah you''ll have to give me your PSN name sometime.

Also who's your best HDN girl?
#152 to #151 - semenslurpinglily (04/05/2015) [-]
Plutia.
I just am magically good at her, even feeling I suck with her.
#153 to #152 - goldendarknessx (04/05/2015) [-]
but she sucks, the best ones to go in with is neptune, nepgear (best), compa (for healing)    
and Norie.
but she sucks, the best ones to go in with is neptune, nepgear (best), compa (for healing)
and Norie.
#154 to #153 - semenslurpinglily (04/05/2015) [-]
I know, which is why I said I'm magically good with her. It makes absolutely no sense, and yes Noire is way better.
#155 to #154 - goldendarknessx (04/05/2015) [-]
But with nepgear when you get the exe drive up and use her skill &quot;celestial severance&quot; you can almost 1 shot the final boss.
But with nepgear when you get the exe drive up and use her skill "celestial severance" you can almost 1 shot the final boss.
#156 to #155 - semenslurpinglily (04/05/2015) [-]
I didn't know that, I need to Nep2 more. Hell, she's my fav Nep too.
#157 to #156 - goldendarknessx (04/05/2015) [-]
Just have to make sure you level her up a lot and get a good lily rank with Vert cause what vert does it she can remove the maximum hit limit (9999)
Just have to make sure you level her up a lot and get a good lily rank with Vert cause what vert does it she can remove the maximum hit limit (9999)
#158 to #157 - semenslurpinglily (04/05/2015) [-]
That sounds ******* awesome.
I will once I get to actually beating Victory instead of being a lazy **** about it.
And Fedegon44 is my PSN, though I'll leave soon now.
#159 to #158 - goldendarknessx (04/05/2015) [-]
It really is so if you're ever stuck on an RPG I've played then just ask. I'd be glad to help.
It really is so if you're ever stuck on an RPG I've played then just ask. I'd be glad to help.
#161 to #159 - semenslurpinglily (04/06/2015) [-]
It's not so much stuck as hating the end-chaper evaluations.
#162 to #161 - goldendarknessx (04/06/2015) [-]
What we talking about here?
What we talking about here?
#139 - cirruss ONLINE (04/04/2015) [-]
User avatar #131 - murrlogic (04/04/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #133 to #132 - murrlogic (04/04/2015) [-]
morning.
User avatar #134 to #133 - semenslurpinglily (04/04/2015) [-]
Hello hello Murr, how be ya?
#135 to #134 - murrlogic (04/04/2015) [-]
I just woke up. Now I am waiting on some comics and porn
User avatar #136 to #135 - semenslurpinglily (04/04/2015) [-]
Cool.
What kind, and what kind?
#137 to #136 - murrlogic has deleted their comment [-]
#138 to #137 - semenslurpinglily (04/04/2015) [-]
Seems your taste is rich.

But in all seriousness, I have nothing serious to say.
User avatar #129 - masterboll ONLINE (03/25/2015) [-]
theres something about your name that catches my eye all the time

im gonna steal it some day
User avatar #130 to #129 - semenslurpinglily (03/25/2015) [-]
You can try, but is your kung fu strong?
User avatar #131 to #130 - masterboll ONLINE (03/25/2015) [-]
ill just change lily to something else so you wont know
User avatar #127 - ayumu (03/20/2015) [-]
you shouldn't slurp semen
slurping is poor manners
eat semen quitely
#121 - AlcoholicGoth (03/19/2015) [-]
Your name interested me, if you're wondering why the add.
Your name interested me, if you're wondering why the add.
User avatar #122 to #121 - semenslurpinglily (03/19/2015) [-]
Thank! I hope I'm interesting too, beered up darkness!
#123 to #122 - AlcoholicGoth (03/19/2015) [-]
So far so good lol   
I'm like the profile btw
So far so good lol
I'm like the profile btw
User avatar #124 to #123 - semenslurpinglily (03/19/2015) [-]
Cool, nothing beats color coordination.
Except a good meal
#125 to #124 - AlcoholicGoth (03/19/2015) [-]
Also coffee...and sex sometimes together if you're creative enough..but that's a story for another day
#126 to #125 - semenslurpinglily (03/19/2015) [-]
I wish I had sex
with a woman
It's kinda hard being bi when you only take it up the ass

But yes, coffee's good
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