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Date Signed Up:2/04/2013
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#7 - New manga (again) AWAY! 04/25/2013 on Context is important. 0
#5 - Is this what I think it is?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/25/2013 on Context is important. 0
User avatar #6 - misterymisterman (04/25/2013) [-]
That depends on what you think it is. If your username is anything to go by, it's dinner.
User avatar #7 - semenslurpinglily (04/25/2013) [-]
New manga (again) AWAY!
#3 - ******* rape? Why didn't I think of that before?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2013 on Perfect newsfeed 0
#4 - alcoholicsemen (04/25/2013) [-]
and the porn for it exist
#3 - Is she raping her ear? 04/25/2013 on What's this from? 0
#4 - Music touched me in my good place. 04/25/2013 on deep +2
#2 - That is indeed very beautiful.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2013 on Beautiful speech 0
#4 - anonymous (04/25/2013) [-]
Just like you.
#5 - Context changes nothing? New manga away!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2013 on Completely Normal 0
User avatar #6 - JklnHyd (04/25/2013) [-]
I like your attitude.
#20 - This one took me a while to get. 04/24/2013 on Get it together!!! 0
#19 - SONOFA- Dammit, I should have checked the comments. Seriou… 04/24/2013 on Accuracy +2
#18 - A watch that is five minutes late will never be on time. A… 04/24/2013 on Accuracy +1
#14 - Comment deleted 04/24/2013 on Roll +1
#8 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 04/24/2013 on Roll +1
#40 - thatotaku Comment deleted by semenslurpinglily
#45 - frostiaddiction Comment deleted by semenslurpinglily
#10 - thatotaku Comment deleted by semenslurpinglily
#14 - semenslurpinglily Comment deleted by semenslurpinglily
#2 - That is old, isn't it?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2013 on This guy +2
User avatar #5 - tulimarito (04/24/2013) [-]
yes, indeed it is, just waiting to post it in the proper time.
#1 - That sounds pretty cool. Yet I don't have such cool image. 04/24/2013 on Hanako +1
#68 - You better tell that to royalwerewolf too, otherwise he won't …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2013 on Sleeping Bea... Oh +1
User avatar #71 - googleoverlords (04/23/2013) [-]
I contacted royalwerewolf on his profile so it's cool. But both of you guys are awesome.
User avatar #70 - royalwerewolf (04/23/2013) [-]
neat
#57 - Well, I'll try to stop by occasionally then, especially since …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2013 on Sleeping Bea... Oh +1
User avatar #58 - royalwerewolf (04/23/2013) [-]
and may you find enternal embrace with the vagina goddess
#30 - Lily just loves this. 04/23/2013 on The Ivy -1
#53 - You mean a board here on FJ or somewhere else? Either way,…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/23/2013 on Sleeping Bea... Oh +1
User avatar #56 - royalwerewolf (04/23/2013) [-]
FJ
it was the pony board
which is not about ponies
it used to at one point
now we mostly just watch fuckers in other countries live their shitty lives
wish I was shitting you
some fuckers over there are watching people live
I am not one of them
User avatar #57 - semenslurpinglily (04/23/2013) [-]
Well, I'll try to stop by occasionally then, especially since it's easy to corrupt ponies, given the internet's infinite willpower to create porn.
Thank you very much, and may the phallic gods bless you.
User avatar #58 - royalwerewolf (04/23/2013) [-]
and may you find enternal embrace with the vagina goddess
#51 - Dear lord this is the best conversation possible on this websi…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/23/2013 on Sleeping Bea... Oh +1
User avatar #66 - googleoverlords (04/23/2013) [-]
I would just like to step in and say I love both of you guys and your name. You have made my day.
User avatar #68 - semenslurpinglily (04/23/2013) [-]
You better tell that to royalwerewolf too, otherwise he won't be notified.
Also thank you, it came to me in a moment of japanese enlightenment.
User avatar #71 - googleoverlords (04/23/2013) [-]
I contacted royalwerewolf on his profile so it's cool. But both of you guys are awesome.
User avatar #70 - royalwerewolf (04/23/2013) [-]
neat
User avatar #52 - royalwerewolf (04/23/2013) [-]
aye
once got an entire board to play the later for two days straight
This is fate
User avatar #53 - semenslurpinglily (04/23/2013) [-]
You mean a board here on FJ or somewhere else?
Either way, now I want to visit it.
User avatar #56 - royalwerewolf (04/23/2013) [-]
FJ
it was the pony board
which is not about ponies
it used to at one point
now we mostly just watch fuckers in other countries live their shitty lives
wish I was shitting you
some fuckers over there are watching people live
I am not one of them
User avatar #57 - semenslurpinglily (04/23/2013) [-]
Well, I'll try to stop by occasionally then, especially since it's easy to corrupt ponies, given the internet's infinite willpower to create porn.
Thank you very much, and may the phallic gods bless you.
User avatar #58 - royalwerewolf (04/23/2013) [-]
and may you find enternal embrace with the vagina goddess
#49 - Of course, where else can Lily find such corrupted and corrupt…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/23/2013 on Sleeping Bea... Oh +1
User avatar #50 - royalwerewolf (04/23/2013) [-]
CoC?
#51 - semenslurpinglily (04/23/2013) [-]
Dear lord this is the best conversation possible on this website, both MGQ and CoC.
It's just perfect.
User avatar #66 - googleoverlords (04/23/2013) [-]
I would just like to step in and say I love both of you guys and your name. You have made my day.
User avatar #68 - semenslurpinglily (04/23/2013) [-]
You better tell that to royalwerewolf too, otherwise he won't be notified.
Also thank you, it came to me in a moment of japanese enlightenment.
User avatar #71 - googleoverlords (04/23/2013) [-]
I contacted royalwerewolf on his profile so it's cool. But both of you guys are awesome.
User avatar #70 - royalwerewolf (04/23/2013) [-]
neat
User avatar #52 - royalwerewolf (04/23/2013) [-]
aye
once got an entire board to play the later for two days straight
This is fate
User avatar #53 - semenslurpinglily (04/23/2013) [-]
You mean a board here on FJ or somewhere else?
Either way, now I want to visit it.
User avatar #56 - royalwerewolf (04/23/2013) [-]
FJ
it was the pony board
which is not about ponies
it used to at one point
now we mostly just watch fuckers in other countries live their shitty lives
wish I was shitting you
some fuckers over there are watching people live
I am not one of them
User avatar #57 - semenslurpinglily (04/23/2013) [-]
Well, I'll try to stop by occasionally then, especially since it's easy to corrupt ponies, given the internet's infinite willpower to create porn.
Thank you very much, and may the phallic gods bless you.
User avatar #58 - royalwerewolf (04/23/2013) [-]
and may you find enternal embrace with the vagina goddess
#46 - Lily likes you too.  [+] (13 new replies) 04/23/2013 on Sleeping Bea... Oh +1
User avatar #47 - royalwerewolf (04/23/2013) [-]
Also see you play MGQ
#49 - semenslurpinglily (04/23/2013) [-]
Of course, where else can Lily find such corrupted and corruptible beings?
User avatar #50 - royalwerewolf (04/23/2013) [-]
CoC?
#51 - semenslurpinglily (04/23/2013) [-]
Dear lord this is the best conversation possible on this website, both MGQ and CoC.
It's just perfect.
User avatar #66 - googleoverlords (04/23/2013) [-]
I would just like to step in and say I love both of you guys and your name. You have made my day.
User avatar #68 - semenslurpinglily (04/23/2013) [-]
You better tell that to royalwerewolf too, otherwise he won't be notified.
Also thank you, it came to me in a moment of japanese enlightenment.
User avatar #71 - googleoverlords (04/23/2013) [-]
I contacted royalwerewolf on his profile so it's cool. But both of you guys are awesome.
User avatar #70 - royalwerewolf (04/23/2013) [-]
neat
User avatar #52 - royalwerewolf (04/23/2013) [-]
aye
once got an entire board to play the later for two days straight
This is fate
User avatar #53 - semenslurpinglily (04/23/2013) [-]
You mean a board here on FJ or somewhere else?
Either way, now I want to visit it.
User avatar #56 - royalwerewolf (04/23/2013) [-]
FJ
it was the pony board
which is not about ponies
it used to at one point
now we mostly just watch fuckers in other countries live their shitty lives
wish I was shitting you
some fuckers over there are watching people live
I am not one of them
User avatar #57 - semenslurpinglily (04/23/2013) [-]
Well, I'll try to stop by occasionally then, especially since it's easy to corrupt ponies, given the internet's infinite willpower to create porn.
Thank you very much, and may the phallic gods bless you.
User avatar #58 - royalwerewolf (04/23/2013) [-]
and may you find enternal embrace with the vagina goddess
#40 - Lily finds this arousing to a certain extent.  [+] (16 new replies) 04/23/2013 on Sleeping Bea... Oh +1
User avatar #45 - royalwerewolf (04/23/2013) [-]
you
I like
User avatar #46 - semenslurpinglily (04/23/2013) [-]
Lily likes you too.
User avatar #47 - royalwerewolf (04/23/2013) [-]
Also see you play MGQ
#49 - semenslurpinglily (04/23/2013) [-]
Of course, where else can Lily find such corrupted and corruptible beings?
User avatar #50 - royalwerewolf (04/23/2013) [-]
CoC?
#51 - semenslurpinglily (04/23/2013) [-]
Dear lord this is the best conversation possible on this website, both MGQ and CoC.
It's just perfect.
User avatar #66 - googleoverlords (04/23/2013) [-]
I would just like to step in and say I love both of you guys and your name. You have made my day.
User avatar #68 - semenslurpinglily (04/23/2013) [-]
You better tell that to royalwerewolf too, otherwise he won't be notified.
Also thank you, it came to me in a moment of japanese enlightenment.
User avatar #71 - googleoverlords (04/23/2013) [-]
I contacted royalwerewolf on his profile so it's cool. But both of you guys are awesome.
User avatar #70 - royalwerewolf (04/23/2013) [-]
neat
User avatar #52 - royalwerewolf (04/23/2013) [-]
aye
once got an entire board to play the later for two days straight
This is fate
User avatar #53 - semenslurpinglily (04/23/2013) [-]
You mean a board here on FJ or somewhere else?
Either way, now I want to visit it.
User avatar #56 - royalwerewolf (04/23/2013) [-]
FJ
it was the pony board
which is not about ponies
it used to at one point
now we mostly just watch fuckers in other countries live their shitty lives
wish I was shitting you
some fuckers over there are watching people live
I am not one of them
User avatar #57 - semenslurpinglily (04/23/2013) [-]
Well, I'll try to stop by occasionally then, especially since it's easy to corrupt ponies, given the internet's infinite willpower to create porn.
Thank you very much, and may the phallic gods bless you.
User avatar #58 - royalwerewolf (04/23/2013) [-]
and may you find enternal embrace with the vagina goddess
User avatar #44 - derpwolf (04/23/2013) [-]
Hey look, it's you again!
#11 - Sounds interesting. 04/23/2013 on About the tail extensions.... 0
#7 - Why do you hate "c" you **** ? 04/23/2013 on Everyone knows this guy +47
#75 - How about we all stand in the middle-ground and appreciate Tou…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2013 on Broly +1
#103 - barrachefvan (04/23/2013) [-]
I'm with you
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User avatar #6 - mayormilkman (05/11/2013) [-]
lolwut
User avatar #7 to #6 - semenslurpinglily (05/11/2013) [-]
Is that lolwut to me, my username, my actions, or just a recent comment?
User avatar #8 to #7 - mayormilkman (05/11/2013) [-]
The username.
User avatar #9 to #8 - semenslurpinglily (05/11/2013) [-]
Well, it all started when I was just a little seed. As a typical plant, that's when I got my first "thought" as you humans might call them. I was just living as a typical plant seed, absorbing the nutrients I had before I could reach the ground and all of that stuff. The funny part begins when I finally settle down on the ground, where I can grow and make photosynthesis, but plot twist: I actually land on a dead girl! As a plant, I don't really give a **** , but I get a crazy idea: What if I try to connect with this girl's brain? She felt like she was still fresh, and so I somehow made it, adjusting my roots in her head from her left eye, and I manage to control her body, only that I make it more plant-like. I make it so that she doesn't need a hearbeat and that she only needs to breathe one big breath a day, and after everything is complete, the body is completely under my control. Then I try to get my nourishment, since the body's getting dry. I try eating food and drinking water, but the human digestive system apparently doesn't work so well when mixed with me, and so I search far and wide for some way to get my nutrients. Finally, the body can't even move, I was without nourishment for a long time. Funny thing is that a homeless man appears, and by the looks of it, he was really "lonely" to put it with the best words. He takes the body and begins ******* it, and when he cums (luckily early enough), I feel myself being nourished by his semen. And so, I discovered the best way to get nutrition in a human body.

TL;DR: Fap on trees.
User avatar #10 to #9 - mayormilkman (05/11/2013) [-]
At first I thought this would be a copypasta, but...
Fasntnig.
User avatar #2 to #1 - semenslurpinglily (04/28/2013) [-]
Thank you.
You also seem nice, gas-mask christmas-commemorator.
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User avatar #4 to #3 - semenslurpinglily (04/28/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, but regular life with monster girl?
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