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#38 - Nice priorities. Make sure to get more **** t…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/19/2014 on semenslurpinglily's profile 0
User avatar #39 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Well I'm still trying to keep games away from phone so I'm not constantly playing on it
User avatar #40 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
True. But steam's more of a social thingamajigger.
Besides phones are like gameboys too.
#36 - Alright. It's a good essential.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/19/2014 on semenslurpinglily's profile 0
User avatar #37 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Yep I'll probably get WoT blitz firstly tho
User avatar #38 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Nice priorities.
Make sure to get more shit too, it'll be fun.
User avatar #39 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Well I'm still trying to keep games away from phone so I'm not constantly playing on it
User avatar #40 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
True. But steam's more of a social thingamajigger.
Besides phones are like gameboys too.
#34 - Ah. I see.  [+] (6 new replies) 10/19/2014 on semenslurpinglily's profile 0
User avatar #35 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Yep I'll get it eventually though
User avatar #36 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Alright. It's a good essential.
User avatar #37 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Yep I'll probably get WoT blitz firstly tho
User avatar #38 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Nice priorities.
Make sure to get more shit too, it'll be fun.
User avatar #39 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Well I'm still trying to keep games away from phone so I'm not constantly playing on it
User avatar #40 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
True. But steam's more of a social thingamajigger.
Besides phones are like gameboys too.
#32 - Can't steam either? I didn't get why.  [+] (8 new replies) 10/19/2014 on semenslurpinglily's profile 0
User avatar #33 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Because im too lazy to download
User avatar #34 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Ah. I see.
User avatar #35 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Yep I'll get it eventually though
User avatar #36 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Alright. It's a good essential.
User avatar #37 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Yep I'll probably get WoT blitz firstly tho
User avatar #38 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Nice priorities.
Make sure to get more shit too, it'll be fun.
User avatar #39 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Well I'm still trying to keep games away from phone so I'm not constantly playing on it
User avatar #40 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
True. But steam's more of a social thingamajigger.
Besides phones are like gameboys too.
#30 - Still, woozy for the day, eh? Anyway, whatcha up to?  [+] (10 new replies) 10/19/2014 on semenslurpinglily's profile 0
User avatar #31 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
ABSOLUTELY nothing
User avatar #32 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Can't steam either? I didn't get why.
User avatar #33 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Because im too lazy to download
User avatar #34 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Ah. I see.
User avatar #35 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Yep I'll get it eventually though
User avatar #36 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Alright. It's a good essential.
User avatar #37 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Yep I'll probably get WoT blitz firstly tho
User avatar #38 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Nice priorities.
Make sure to get more shit too, it'll be fun.
User avatar #39 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Well I'm still trying to keep games away from phone so I'm not constantly playing on it
User avatar #40 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
True. But steam's more of a social thingamajigger.
Besides phones are like gameboys too.
#28 - Or wouldn't it?  [+] (12 new replies) 10/19/2014 on semenslurpinglily's profile 0
User avatar #29 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
I can manage just fine with 3 hours
User avatar #30 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Still, woozy for the day, eh?
Anyway, whatcha up to?
User avatar #31 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
ABSOLUTELY nothing
User avatar #32 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Can't steam either? I didn't get why.
User avatar #33 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Because im too lazy to download
User avatar #34 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Ah. I see.
User avatar #35 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Yep I'll get it eventually though
User avatar #36 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Alright. It's a good essential.
User avatar #37 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Yep I'll probably get WoT blitz firstly tho
User avatar #38 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Nice priorities.
Make sure to get more shit too, it'll be fun.
User avatar #39 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Well I'm still trying to keep games away from phone so I'm not constantly playing on it
User avatar #40 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
True. But steam's more of a social thingamajigger.
Besides phones are like gameboys too.
#27 - Well, **** . Wouldn't it be better to rest more?  [+] (13 new replies) 10/19/2014 on semenslurpinglily's profile 0
User avatar #28 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Or wouldn't it?
User avatar #29 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
I can manage just fine with 3 hours
User avatar #30 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Still, woozy for the day, eh?
Anyway, whatcha up to?
User avatar #31 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
ABSOLUTELY nothing
User avatar #32 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Can't steam either? I didn't get why.
User avatar #33 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Because im too lazy to download
User avatar #34 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Ah. I see.
User avatar #35 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Yep I'll get it eventually though
User avatar #36 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Alright. It's a good essential.
User avatar #37 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Yep I'll probably get WoT blitz firstly tho
User avatar #38 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Nice priorities.
Make sure to get more shit too, it'll be fun.
User avatar #39 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Well I'm still trying to keep games away from phone so I'm not constantly playing on it
User avatar #40 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
True. But steam's more of a social thingamajigger.
Besides phones are like gameboys too.
#328135 - I understand exactly how you feel. Especially this one art… 10/19/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#25 - I dunno, it's weird to talk like this with such delay. And…  [+] (15 new replies) 10/19/2014 on semenslurpinglily's profile 0
User avatar #26 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Ah. Delay may be kinda long. And 3-ish hours of sleep
User avatar #27 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Well, shit. Wouldn't it be better to rest more?
User avatar #28 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Or wouldn't it?
User avatar #29 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
I can manage just fine with 3 hours
User avatar #30 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Still, woozy for the day, eh?
Anyway, whatcha up to?
User avatar #31 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
ABSOLUTELY nothing
User avatar #32 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Can't steam either? I didn't get why.
User avatar #33 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Because im too lazy to download
User avatar #34 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Ah. I see.
User avatar #35 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Yep I'll get it eventually though
User avatar #36 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Alright. It's a good essential.
User avatar #37 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Yep I'll probably get WoT blitz firstly tho
User avatar #38 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Nice priorities.
Make sure to get more shit too, it'll be fun.
User avatar #39 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Well I'm still trying to keep games away from phone so I'm not constantly playing on it
User avatar #40 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
True. But steam's more of a social thingamajigger.
Besides phones are like gameboys too.
#23 - Yep. And you? Also comment-chat is welrd.  [+] (17 new replies) 10/19/2014 on semenslurpinglily's profile 0
User avatar #24 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Slept well,got 3ish hours so that will last me all dayHow come it's weird?
User avatar #25 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
I dunno, it's weird to talk like this with such delay.
And whaddya mean 3ish hours?
User avatar #26 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Ah. Delay may be kinda long. And 3-ish hours of sleep
User avatar #27 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Well, shit. Wouldn't it be better to rest more?
User avatar #28 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Or wouldn't it?
User avatar #29 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
I can manage just fine with 3 hours
User avatar #30 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Still, woozy for the day, eh?
Anyway, whatcha up to?
User avatar #31 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
ABSOLUTELY nothing
User avatar #32 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Can't steam either? I didn't get why.
User avatar #33 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Because im too lazy to download
User avatar #34 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Ah. I see.
User avatar #35 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Yep I'll get it eventually though
User avatar #36 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Alright. It's a good essential.
User avatar #37 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Yep I'll probably get WoT blitz firstly tho
User avatar #38 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Nice priorities.
Make sure to get more shit too, it'll be fun.
User avatar #39 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Well I'm still trying to keep games away from phone so I'm not constantly playing on it
User avatar #40 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
True. But steam's more of a social thingamajigger.
Besides phones are like gameboys too.
#21 - Heya, morning.  [+] (19 new replies) 10/19/2014 on semenslurpinglily's profile 0
User avatar #22 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Sleep well?
User avatar #23 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Yep. And you?
Also comment-chat is welrd.
User avatar #24 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Slept well,got 3ish hours so that will last me all dayHow come it's weird?
User avatar #25 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
I dunno, it's weird to talk like this with such delay.
And whaddya mean 3ish hours?
User avatar #26 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Ah. Delay may be kinda long. And 3-ish hours of sleep
User avatar #27 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Well, shit. Wouldn't it be better to rest more?
User avatar #28 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Or wouldn't it?
User avatar #29 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
I can manage just fine with 3 hours
User avatar #30 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Still, woozy for the day, eh?
Anyway, whatcha up to?
User avatar #31 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
ABSOLUTELY nothing
User avatar #32 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Can't steam either? I didn't get why.
User avatar #33 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Because im too lazy to download
User avatar #34 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Ah. I see.
User avatar #35 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Yep I'll get it eventually though
User avatar #36 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Alright. It's a good essential.
User avatar #37 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Yep I'll probably get WoT blitz firstly tho
User avatar #38 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Nice priorities.
Make sure to get more shit too, it'll be fun.
User avatar #39 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Well I'm still trying to keep games away from phone so I'm not constantly playing on it
User avatar #40 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
True. But steam's more of a social thingamajigger.
Besides phones are like gameboys too.
#46 - I will gladly touch all of your crotches. 10/19/2014 on Rule 1 of FJ 0
#15 - Imagine Sky: How is the Touch Sounds like a… 10/19/2014 on What does this say? +2
#6 - Grats. 10/19/2014 on desuladesu's profile 0
#22 - That's a **** great namae. 10/19/2014 on Punchline in the Title +1
#328043 - You're a ******* fag.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... -1
#328045 - thebestpieever (10/19/2014) [-]
You know it.
#328046 - princessren (10/19/2014) [-]
I am seriously wondering if mascotfagging is contagious
maybe we should be more worried about that then ebola
#328146 - megavoir (10/19/2014) [-]
I am the primordial faggot.
#328047 - thebestpieever (10/19/2014) [-]
Yep. Platinum will be the end of us all.
#33 - Pussy game so strong, steel can't cut it. 10/19/2014 on Reversed gifs +18
#146 - Akibaranger. 10/19/2014 on Skull Kid 0
#50 - Picture 10/18/2014 on The new Smash looks great 0
#49 - Comment deleted 10/18/2014 on The new Smash looks great 0
#327744 - She also thinks she's Jesus.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/18/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #327769 - thebestpieever (10/18/2014) [-]
Neato!
#327743 - She, in fact, is. Rumia, Touhou 6 boss 1. A nightly youkai…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/18/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #327744 - semenslurpinglily (10/18/2014) [-]
She also thinks she's Jesus.
User avatar #327769 - thebestpieever (10/18/2014) [-]
Neato!
#24 - Honestly, a bunch of women walking in the same outfit and mask… 10/17/2014 on Why Admin had to change... +1
#17 - The 9th doctor is a brony?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/17/2014 on There Goes My Hero 0
User avatar #18 - alphavsomega (10/17/2014) [-]
yes the ninth doctor is also from israel
#37 - Neptunia mentioned. Swell with humanizations of conso… 10/17/2014 on Cringe Comp Numbruh 11 0

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User avatar #20 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Good morning
User avatar #21 to #20 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Heya, morning.
User avatar #22 to #21 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Sleep well?
User avatar #23 to #22 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Yep. And you?
Also comment-chat is welrd.
User avatar #24 to #23 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Slept well,got 3ish hours so that will last me all dayHow come it's weird?
User avatar #25 to #24 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
I dunno, it's weird to talk like this with such delay.
And whaddya mean 3ish hours?
User avatar #26 to #25 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Ah. Delay may be kinda long. And 3-ish hours of sleep
User avatar #27 to #26 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Well, **** . Wouldn't it be better to rest more?
User avatar #28 to #27 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Or wouldn't it?
User avatar #29 to #28 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
I can manage just fine with 3 hours
User avatar #30 to #29 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Still, woozy for the day, eh?
Anyway, whatcha up to?
User avatar #31 to #30 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
ABSOLUTELY nothing
User avatar #32 to #31 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Can't steam either? I didn't get why.
User avatar #33 to #32 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Because im too lazy to download
User avatar #34 to #33 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Ah. I see.
User avatar #35 to #34 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Yep I'll get it eventually though
User avatar #36 to #35 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Alright. It's a good essential.
User avatar #37 to #36 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Yep I'll probably get WoT blitz firstly tho
User avatar #38 to #37 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Nice priorities.
Make sure to get more **** too, it'll be fun.
User avatar #39 to #38 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Well I'm still trying to keep games away from phone so I'm not constantly playing on it
User avatar #40 to #39 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
True. But steam's more of a social thingamajigger.
Besides phones are like gameboys too.
#18 - theflamingfire (10/12/2014) [-]
Don't 						****					 with me ill burn you
Don't **** with me ill burn you
User avatar #17 - semenslurpinglily (09/29/2014) [-]
#15 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #12 - thebestpieever (09/09/2014) [-]
Man, that is such a great name.
User avatar #13 to #12 - semenslurpinglily (09/09/2014) [-]
Why thank you. I got it from japan.
User avatar #14 to #13 - thebestpieever (09/09/2014) [-]
That is oddly coherent.
User avatar #6 - mayormilkman (05/11/2013) [-]
lolwut
User avatar #7 to #6 - semenslurpinglily (05/11/2013) [-]
Is that lolwut to me, my username, my actions, or just a recent comment?
User avatar #8 to #7 - mayormilkman (05/11/2013) [-]
The username.
User avatar #9 to #8 - semenslurpinglily (05/11/2013) [-]
Well, it all started when I was just a little seed. As a typical plant, that's when I got my first "thought" as you humans might call them. I was just living as a typical plant seed, absorbing the nutrients I had before I could reach the ground and all of that stuff. The funny part begins when I finally settle down on the ground, where I can grow and make photosynthesis, but plot twist: I actually land on a dead girl! As a plant, I don't really give a **** , but I get a crazy idea: What if I try to connect with this girl's brain? She felt like she was still fresh, and so I somehow made it, adjusting my roots in her head from her left eye, and I manage to control her body, only that I make it more plant-like. I make it so that she doesn't need a hearbeat and that she only needs to breathe one big breath a day, and after everything is complete, the body is completely under my control. Then I try to get my nourishment, since the body's getting dry. I try eating food and drinking water, but the human digestive system apparently doesn't work so well when mixed with me, and so I search far and wide for some way to get my nutrients. Finally, the body can't even move, I was without nourishment for a long time. Funny thing is that a homeless man appears, and by the looks of it, he was really "lonely" to put it with the best words. He takes the body and begins ******* it, and when he cums (luckily early enough), I feel myself being nourished by his semen. And so, I discovered the best way to get nutrition in a human body.

TL;DR: Fap on trees.
User avatar #10 to #9 - mayormilkman (05/11/2013) [-]
At first I thought this would be a copypasta, but...
Fasntnig.
User avatar #2 to #1 - semenslurpinglily (04/28/2013) [-]
Thank you.
You also seem nice, gas-mask christmas-commemorator.
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