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#20 - I wanna ride it to Valhalla. 12/12/2014 on Just the world's largest cow +1
#9 - I once lived with 11 cats. I also had allergies. …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/12/2014 on how many cats you need +52
User avatar #16 - gaifgt (12/12/2014) [-]
I used to live with 14 cats and I don't regret it. Those fuckers were adorable. Never pissed me off.
User avatar #15 - butterduck (12/12/2014) [-]
I currently live with 9 cats.
Mostly because scared of ghosts.
#14 - weirdname (12/12/2014) [-]
#25 - He does appear in Morrowind, though he's already a god. He…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2014 on Talos is in the Christmas... +1
User avatar #27 - caesarslegion (12/11/2014) [-]
Wolf is only THOUGHT to be Talos. Talos has never definitively appeared in any game.
#4677 - I'm not sure if the recommendation board is the best place to …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2014 on Anime Recommendation Thread 0
User avatar #4678 - TheMather (12/11/2014) [-]
It's the right place, yeah. But no, I don't believe such an anime exists. Closest would probably be Bakuman, which is about manga authors and goes somewhat in detail about the stories the MCs write.
#18 - You got a point. 12/11/2014 on The UK right now +1
#104 - Bro, take it down a notch. Just tell their parents, it's m…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2014 on White privilege +3
#109 - infinitereaper (12/11/2014) [-]
If I had the technical knowledge to fuck with these people right back and crush them into the dust I would. Trash should be disposed of. I don't care if it's edgy, but the truth be told dis that the world is full of people we'd all be better off without sucking up resources and spreading their idiocy.
#85 - I know her personal blog, she used to have it up on her old bl… 12/11/2014 on White privilege 0
#84 - She was taunting them for harassment, but got more in return. … 12/11/2014 on White privilege 0
#78 - I thought it was her personal number, but they got more info t…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/11/2014 on White privilege 0
User avatar #83 - seelcudoom (12/11/2014) [-]
im just saying i think her getting fired was due to her being unprofessional
the doxxing thing is still people being assholes and i have seen several people who hate her call other people out on it because doxxing someone can seriously fuck up there life
User avatar #84 - semenslurpinglily (12/11/2014) [-]
She was taunting them for harassment, but got more in return. It being her fault is part of what's tearing her up, but it's still replying intimidation with a nuke.
#77 - She got her old page address back, plebcomics. Her persona…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/11/2014 on White privilege +1
User avatar #82 - magikarpisgod (12/11/2014) [-]
Man... I feel sorry for her. I hope that she gets better and happier soon
#85 - semenslurpinglily (12/11/2014) [-]
I know her personal blog, she used to have it up on her old blog.
She's still sassy but way less energetic. Kind of a big downer.
Also before I finished typing I noticed she continued the image. puu.sh/dpAQe/2052ec3d06.png
#46 - She's going a bit alright, she says, but she isn't very talkat…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/10/2014 on White privilege +5
User avatar #76 - magikarpisgod (12/11/2014) [-]
Does she have a new Tumblr page or something?
User avatar #77 - semenslurpinglily (12/11/2014) [-]
She got her old page address back, plebcomics.
Her personal one is also intact, that's how I've seen how depressive she's gotten.
User avatar #82 - magikarpisgod (12/11/2014) [-]
Man... I feel sorry for her. I hope that she gets better and happier soon
#85 - semenslurpinglily (12/11/2014) [-]
I know her personal blog, she used to have it up on her old blog.
She's still sassy but way less energetic. Kind of a big downer.
Also before I finished typing I noticed she continued the image. puu.sh/dpAQe/2052ec3d06.png
#10167214 - I don't give a **** . 12/10/2014 on autism autism autism autism +2
#52 - I looked up. 10 minutes long apparently, save for the firs…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Testicular holocaust +3
User avatar #82 - Anjack (12/10/2014) [-]
And if you could all 117 episodes in the series so far it would be 22230 whips
User avatar #64 - Zaxplab (12/10/2014) [-]
If that's still not crazy enough for you, that's about one whip every three seconds
#51 - So, the episodes are like what, 20 minutes? Let's be gener…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Testicular holocaust +4
User avatar #52 - semenslurpinglily (12/10/2014) [-]
I looked up.
10 minutes long apparently, save for the first season I guess.
19 whips per minute. Jesus fucking christ.
User avatar #82 - Anjack (12/10/2014) [-]
And if you could all 117 episodes in the series so far it would be 22230 whips
User avatar #64 - Zaxplab (12/10/2014) [-]
If that's still not crazy enough for you, that's about one whip every three seconds
#50 - It's not even the good beginning of Johnny Test, which was at … 12/10/2014 on Testicular holocaust 0
#27 - The art is by Plecomics, a known comic-maker from tumblr. …  [+] (16 new replies) 12/10/2014 on White privilege +68
User avatar #102 - infinitereaper (12/11/2014) [-]
I really fucking want to kill select people. The world would become such a better place.You know I honestly believe it now. The world needs cleansing.
User avatar #104 - semenslurpinglily (12/11/2014) [-]
Bro, take it down a notch.
Just tell their parents, it's mostly teens who think they can get away with anything.
#109 - infinitereaper (12/11/2014) [-]
If I had the technical knowledge to fuck with these people right back and crush them into the dust I would. Trash should be disposed of. I don't care if it's edgy, but the truth be told dis that the world is full of people we'd all be better off without sucking up resources and spreading their idiocy.
User avatar #81 - trollyando (12/11/2014) [-]
Fuck, tumblr is so full of fucking hypocritical assholes.
"hurr durr, i disagree with you, you can't exist" no wonder you people get treated like shit.
User avatar #74 - seelcudoom (12/11/2014) [-]
dident she loose her job because she put up her work phone number and dared people to call it
User avatar #78 - semenslurpinglily (12/11/2014) [-]
I thought it was her personal number, but they got more info that she put out I hear.
User avatar #83 - seelcudoom (12/11/2014) [-]
im just saying i think her getting fired was due to her being unprofessional
the doxxing thing is still people being assholes and i have seen several people who hate her call other people out on it because doxxing someone can seriously fuck up there life
User avatar #84 - semenslurpinglily (12/11/2014) [-]
She was taunting them for harassment, but got more in return. It being her fault is part of what's tearing her up, but it's still replying intimidation with a nuke.
User avatar #73 - hourlyb (12/11/2014) [-]
Fucking hypocrites. That's all it need to say.
#45 - anonymous (12/10/2014) [-]
That makes me feel even more. I hope everything works out for her...
User avatar #46 - semenslurpinglily (12/10/2014) [-]
She's going a bit alright, she says, but she isn't very talkative since it though. She seems really broken down.
Meanwhile, they celebrate. "Woohoo, we got a woman, a lesbian at that, to lose her job and her safety!"
User avatar #76 - magikarpisgod (12/11/2014) [-]
Does she have a new Tumblr page or something?
User avatar #77 - semenslurpinglily (12/11/2014) [-]
She got her old page address back, plebcomics.
Her personal one is also intact, that's how I've seen how depressive she's gotten.
User avatar #82 - magikarpisgod (12/11/2014) [-]
Man... I feel sorry for her. I hope that she gets better and happier soon
#85 - semenslurpinglily (12/11/2014) [-]
I know her personal blog, she used to have it up on her old blog.
She's still sassy but way less energetic. Kind of a big downer.
Also before I finished typing I noticed she continued the image. puu.sh/dpAQe/2052ec3d06.png
#40 - arkanios (12/10/2014) [-]
Jesus fucking Christ this shit is ridiculous, every time someone sneezes, someone doxxes them for the all of the rabid fucks to tear a new asshole, even though it wasn't offensive in the very least.

Seriously, should we make a petition to shutdown Tumblr? It'd scatter the toxic assholes and I doubt that any other website would appreciate the twats trying to stir shit up there.
#32 - Thumbing and commenting? I like the cutta yer jib, James.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2014 on Source™ +1
#33 - jamesbaxtersball (12/10/2014) [-]
Shut up baby, I know it.
#19 - >> #4 , Thanks for pointing me there! Here it is you fag…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Source™ +4
#27 - jamesbaxtersball (12/10/2014) [-]
More favorites than thumbs, stay classy fj.
#32 - semenslurpinglily (12/10/2014) [-]
Thumbing and commenting? I like the cutta yer jib, James.
#33 - jamesbaxtersball (12/10/2014) [-]
Shut up baby, I know it.
#18 - So delicious. 12/10/2014 on Source™ +6
#20 - Is it really a christian nation? I dunno **** by …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Crisis Averted 0
User avatar #21 - klick (12/10/2014) [-]
if christmas and easter are national holidays (if you work you get paid time and a half) then you are a christian country.
User avatar #40 - ninjaroo (12/10/2014) [-]
Except no, you're not.

You're a Christian country if you have Christianity as the official religion. America does not, and so is not a Christian country.
User avatar #62 - datassman (12/10/2014) [-]
All things considered, our holidays are more about the seasons than they are about the "reasons" for the holidays themselves.
#17 - How ******* disgusting of him to not even get a r… 12/10/2014 on Master of romance +10
#347348 - Ah, "My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute". I hea… 12/10/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#347345 - Let's try here, since a random semenslurpinglily might know th…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#347346 - thebestpieever (12/10/2014) [-]
Nah, I pinned it down thanks to some random bloke in content comments. It was, uh... "My Sister is Not Too Cute" or something like that? I'd originally taken this and asked on the board because my local weeb wouldn't tell me what it was. Wherein everyone just told me "the ending is shit" but never told me what it was.
User avatar #347350 - foreveranonymous (12/10/2014) [-]
How hard was it for them to say "shitty incest anime"?
User avatar #347357 - thebestpieever (12/10/2014) [-]
I'unno.
User avatar #347348 - semenslurpinglily (12/10/2014) [-]
Ah, "My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute".
I heard it was shit too, as that is literally the only thing I've ever heard about it. But I'm glad you figured it out.
#347313 - Ah, people tend to be like that with the whole "right boa… 12/10/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#347301 - Outta curiosity, what was?  [+] (6 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #347308 - sugoi (12/10/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/anime/1088457#1088457
Asking for recommendations.
Anime Board hates that cause they get a rec thread like every hour, plus theres a sticky on the top of the page for recs.
User avatar #347307 - jokekill (12/10/2014) [-]
I just started watching Death Note, i've never been into anime, i ignored the sticky as always, and asked for recommendations for anime that's a similar style because most anime i've watched is cringey and childish
User avatar #347323 - Soraminer (12/10/2014) [-]
If I might recommend Detective Conan
User avatar #347314 - thesoulless (12/10/2014) [-]
I just finished watching Steins;Gate, I would definitely recommend checking it out.
User avatar #347313 - semenslurpinglily (12/10/2014) [-]
Ah, people tend to be like that with the whole "right board" business, but they get extra-angry. It's just that these guys tend to follow their rules really strictly.

On a similar topic, wish I could recommend, but ain't got something serious. But if you want comedy, I've been recommending "Devil works as a Part-timer" to everyone just because I really liked it.
#347304 - rebornpooper (12/10/2014) [-]
What do you get when you poop poop and then poop poop poop?
The answer: poop.
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#50 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
since we are friends now, i can crash on your profile and it wont be awkward
User avatar #88 to #50 - lnyanchl (11/27/2014) [-]
that's porn
#89 to #88 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
not its clearly 3
#76 to #50 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
Cookies are cool.   
   
Coolkies.
Cookies are cool.

Coolkies.
User avatar #77 to #76 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
that **** better be chocolate and not raisins!
#78 to #77 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
You dare think so low of me?

You dare think your trust was misplaced so badly?

You dare believe Lily might be such a cruel being as to put raisins in a cookie?
#80 to #78 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
YES! I need to dig on to you deeper until i can trust you with my hollow space where my heart should be
YES! I need to dig on to you deeper until i can trust you with my hollow space where my heart should be
#82 to #80 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
Don't worry, the worst thing Lily would stick in the cookies would be meat.

And everyone loves meat.
#85 to #84 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
cant rape the willing
#86 to #85 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
Not with that attitude.
#87 to #86 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
thats my line
#51 to #50 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
Oh, don't worry, it's always awkward with me around.
Oh, don't worry, it's always awkward with me around.
#52 to #51 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
You and I must go as well together as mastubation and loneliness!
#53 to #52 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
Yes!
Like tiny cats and big boobs!
#54 to #53 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
or like women having huge dicks!
#55 to #54 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
Women with huge dicks are the best!
Also I remember that reaction image, I think I cropped it in my alt acc.
User avatar #59 to #55 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
You're apparently a great guy.
User avatar #61 to #59 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
I guess I am. Guy who came here in my profile too!
User avatar #65 to #61 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
Ofc you are if you like dicks.
#66 to #65 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
Dicks are awesome.
#79 to #66 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
Dicks are the best
#81 to #79 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
A good dick always does the trick.
#56 to #55 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
i love you non-homosexualy
i love you non-homosexualy
#58 to #57 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
its only gay if swords cross
#60 to #58 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
Then shall we duel as MEN?
#64 to #63 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
LET OUR BLADES MEET IN PENETRATION!
#67 to #64 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
let me sheath my latin sword on your man nature pocket
#68 to #67 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
And then, even though Lily knew Lily's fate, Lily knew Lily would never disagree. And that Lily uses third person on self a lot.
And then, even though Lily knew Lily's fate, Lily knew Lily would never disagree. And that Lily uses third person on self a lot.
#69 to #68 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
AXE IS CONFUSED!
#70 to #69 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
I too. But always.
I too. But always.
#71 to #70 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
so we riding eachother or what?
#72 to #71 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
I guess.
I guess.
#73 to #72 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
that will be 19,99$
that will be 19,99$
#74 to #73 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
I'm afraid I'll have to pay with cookies
#75 to #74 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
you might have gotten one or two things right on that picture
#44 - anonymous (11/22/2014) [-]
hora
User avatar #45 to #44 - semenslurpinglily (11/22/2014) [-]
Are you snake?
#43 - semenslurpinglily (11/20/2014) [-]
**semenslurpinglily rolled image**
#42 - cirruss (10/30/2014) [-]
because I'd use this for Halloween
because I'd use this for Halloween
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User avatar #20 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Good morning
User avatar #21 to #20 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Heya, morning.
User avatar #22 to #21 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Sleep well?
User avatar #23 to #22 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Yep. And you?
Also comment-chat is welrd.
User avatar #24 to #23 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Slept well,got 3ish hours so that will last me all dayHow come it's weird?
User avatar #25 to #24 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
I dunno, it's weird to talk like this with such delay.
And whaddya mean 3ish hours?
User avatar #26 to #25 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Ah. Delay may be kinda long. And 3-ish hours of sleep
User avatar #27 to #26 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Well, **** . Wouldn't it be better to rest more?
User avatar #28 to #27 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Or wouldn't it?
User avatar #29 to #28 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
I can manage just fine with 3 hours
User avatar #30 to #29 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Still, woozy for the day, eh?
Anyway, whatcha up to?
User avatar #31 to #30 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
ABSOLUTELY nothing
User avatar #32 to #31 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Can't steam either? I didn't get why.
User avatar #33 to #32 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Because im too lazy to download
User avatar #34 to #33 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Ah. I see.
User avatar #35 to #34 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Yep I'll get it eventually though
User avatar #36 to #35 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Alright. It's a good essential.
User avatar #37 to #36 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Yep I'll probably get WoT blitz firstly tho
User avatar #38 to #37 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Nice priorities.
Make sure to get more **** too, it'll be fun.
User avatar #39 to #38 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Well I'm still trying to keep games away from phone so I'm not constantly playing on it
User avatar #40 to #39 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
True. But steam's more of a social thingamajigger.
Besides phones are like gameboys too.
#18 - theflamingfire (10/12/2014) [-]
Don't 						****					 with me ill burn you
Don't **** with me ill burn you
User avatar #17 - semenslurpinglily (09/29/2014) [-]
#15 - anonymous (09/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #12 - thebestpieever (09/09/2014) [-]
Man, that is such a great name.
User avatar #13 to #12 - semenslurpinglily (09/09/2014) [-]
Why thank you. I got it from japan.
User avatar #14 to #13 - thebestpieever (09/09/2014) [-]
That is oddly coherent.
User avatar #6 - mayormilkman (05/11/2013) [-]
lolwut
User avatar #7 to #6 - semenslurpinglily (05/11/2013) [-]
Is that lolwut to me, my username, my actions, or just a recent comment?
User avatar #8 to #7 - mayormilkman (05/11/2013) [-]
The username.
User avatar #9 to #8 - semenslurpinglily (05/11/2013) [-]
Well, it all started when I was just a little seed. As a typical plant, that's when I got my first "thought" as you humans might call them. I was just living as a typical plant seed, absorbing the nutrients I had before I could reach the ground and all of that stuff. The funny part begins when I finally settle down on the ground, where I can grow and make photosynthesis, but plot twist: I actually land on a dead girl! As a plant, I don't really give a **** , but I get a crazy idea: What if I try to connect with this girl's brain? She felt like she was still fresh, and so I somehow made it, adjusting my roots in her head from her left eye, and I manage to control her body, only that I make it more plant-like. I make it so that she doesn't need a hearbeat and that she only needs to breathe one big breath a day, and after everything is complete, the body is completely under my control. Then I try to get my nourishment, since the body's getting dry. I try eating food and drinking water, but the human digestive system apparently doesn't work so well when mixed with me, and so I search far and wide for some way to get my nutrients. Finally, the body can't even move, I was without nourishment for a long time. Funny thing is that a homeless man appears, and by the looks of it, he was really "lonely" to put it with the best words. He takes the body and begins ******* it, and when he cums (luckily early enough), I feel myself being nourished by his semen. And so, I discovered the best way to get nutrition in a human body.

TL;DR: Fap on trees.
#46 to #9 - andriod (11/23/2014) [-]
This sounds like something right out of MGQ
User avatar #47 to #46 - semenslurpinglily (11/23/2014) [-]
I am based off of MGQ, so it makes sense.

It also expands some dong.
#48 to #47 - andriod (11/23/2014) [-]
I may have lied
User avatar #49 to #48 - semenslurpinglily (11/23/2014) [-]
All the dongs shall rise, give nutrition, and help our cause!
Plants will suck dicks!
User avatar #10 to #9 - mayormilkman (05/11/2013) [-]
At first I thought this would be a copypasta, but...
Fasntnig.
User avatar #2 to #1 - semenslurpinglily (04/28/2013) [-]
Thank you.
You also seem nice, gas-mask christmas-commemorator.
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