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#119 - It breaks so perfectly with the situation that I want to fuck it. 05/12/2013 on Datamosh +3
#118 - Comment deleted 05/12/2013 on Datamosh 0
#6 - Did you get this from Gelbooru? Danbooru? 05/12/2013 on Krillin 0
#1 - Ah, the Glasgow smile, the most fucked up method of torture in… 05/12/2013 on Let me make you smile +1
#651 - Nice. 05/12/2013 on Death 0
#7 - You sound like my nigga, knowing all about cat sex and that shit. 05/12/2013 on Cat in heat : the Q-tip method 0
#47 - itsslowlycomingthisway.ddr 05/12/2013 on Wut? +1
#2 - I think it's not big enough, but I stretched it on my computer. 05/11/2013 on WALLPAPERS +1
#47 - Yeah, that! Thanks, I keep forgetting words.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2013 on Poke-Science 0
User avatar #143 - srskate (05/12/2013) [-]
... I remember you

You have a very distinctive username.
#3 - I don't really know much about 40k, but I just had to draw thi… 05/11/2013 on Ork Technology +33
#43 - I mean earth as the planet.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/11/2013 on Poke-Science 0
User avatar #46 - xxfalconxx (05/11/2013) [-]
polar icecaps?
User avatar #47 - semenslurpinglily (05/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, that! Thanks, I keep forgetting words.
User avatar #143 - srskate (05/12/2013) [-]
... I remember you

You have a very distinctive username.
#42 - Wait, he could even raise the water level by melting the... I …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/11/2013 on Poke-Science +2
User avatar #43 - semenslurpinglily (05/11/2013) [-]
I mean earth as the planet.
User avatar #46 - xxfalconxx (05/11/2013) [-]
polar icecaps?
User avatar #47 - semenslurpinglily (05/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, that! Thanks, I keep forgetting words.
User avatar #143 - srskate (05/12/2013) [-]
... I remember you

You have a very distinctive username.
#101 - I then realize that I can't stop it, no one can stop it, the c… 05/11/2013 on MFW +2
#9 - Well, it all started when I was just a little seed. As a typic…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2013 on semenslurpinglily's profile 0
#11 - theflamingfire (05/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #10 - mayormilkman (05/11/2013) [-]
At first I thought this would be a copypasta, but...
Fasntnig.
#7 - Is that lolwut to me, my username, my actions, or just a recen…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/11/2013 on semenslurpinglily's profile 0
User avatar #8 - mayormilkman (05/11/2013) [-]
The username.
User avatar #9 - semenslurpinglily (05/11/2013) [-]
Well, it all started when I was just a little seed. As a typical plant, that's when I got my first "thought" as you humans might call them. I was just living as a typical plant seed, absorbing the nutrients I had before I could reach the ground and all of that stuff. The funny part begins when I finally settle down on the ground, where I can grow and make photosynthesis, but plot twist: I actually land on a dead girl! As a plant, I don't really give a fuck, but I get a crazy idea: What if I try to connect with this girl's brain? She felt like she was still fresh, and so I somehow made it, adjusting my roots in her head from her left eye, and I manage to control her body, only that I make it more plant-like. I make it so that she doesn't need a hearbeat and that she only needs to breathe one big breath a day, and after everything is complete, the body is completely under my control. Then I try to get my nourishment, since the body's getting dry. I try eating food and drinking water, but the human digestive system apparently doesn't work so well when mixed with me, and so I search far and wide for some way to get my nutrients. Finally, the body can't even move, I was without nourishment for a long time. Funny thing is that a homeless man appears, and by the looks of it, he was really "lonely" to put it with the best words. He takes the body and begins fucking it, and when he cums (luckily early enough), I feel myself being nourished by his semen. And so, I discovered the best way to get nutrition in a human body.

TL;DR: Fap on trees.
#11 - theflamingfire (05/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #10 - mayormilkman (05/11/2013) [-]
At first I thought this would be a copypasta, but...
Fasntnig.
#1 - I always remember them, and they're always weird, every single…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2013 on Dreams 0
User avatar #2 - mcatheistnuggets (05/11/2013) [-]
Ever dreamed of it raining fecal matter from a purple sky at school while everyone is talking about how a guy you know committed suicide, seconds before the beginning of the second civil war?
#26 - It's fun and unrelated, and he announced he would poo in the past. 05/11/2013 on My Friend Sarah +7
#1 - Slurping is fun.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2013 on Slurpy Murphy +1
#5 - platapus (05/12/2013) [-]
I like your username!
#12 - Too many factors to calculate it with a good reason, such as t… 05/11/2013 on The odds, don't tell me them. 0
#27 - Says the grotesque failure. 05/11/2013 on no michael bay, +2
#1 - This is very approved. 05/04/2013 on How to jizz... +2
#3 - Nigga, just screencap this comment and present my username. 05/04/2013 on no funny here, but a... 0
#79 - You could always rape the niggers, it's a pretty sensible solution. 05/04/2013 on True? Most Likely 0
#89 - I love all of them. Why are you assuming I don't? 05/04/2013 on Not a Repost 0
#21 - Mr. M because of reasons. 05/03/2013 on M&Mception +5
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User avatar #6 - mayormilkman (05/11/2013) [-]
lolwut
User avatar #7 to #6 - semenslurpinglily (05/11/2013) [-]
Is that lolwut to me, my username, my actions, or just a recent comment?
User avatar #8 to #7 - mayormilkman (05/11/2013) [-]
The username.
User avatar #9 to #8 - semenslurpinglily (05/11/2013) [-]
Well, it all started when I was just a little seed. As a typical plant, that's when I got my first "thought" as you humans might call them. I was just living as a typical plant seed, absorbing the nutrients I had before I could reach the ground and all of that stuff. The funny part begins when I finally settle down on the ground, where I can grow and make photosynthesis, but plot twist: I actually land on a dead girl! As a plant, I don't really give a fuck, but I get a crazy idea: What if I try to connect with this girl's brain? She felt like she was still fresh, and so I somehow made it, adjusting my roots in her head from her left eye, and I manage to control her body, only that I make it more plant-like. I make it so that she doesn't need a hearbeat and that she only needs to breathe one big breath a day, and after everything is complete, the body is completely under my control. Then I try to get my nourishment, since the body's getting dry. I try eating food and drinking water, but the human digestive system apparently doesn't work so well when mixed with me, and so I search far and wide for some way to get my nutrients. Finally, the body can't even move, I was without nourishment for a long time. Funny thing is that a homeless man appears, and by the looks of it, he was really "lonely" to put it with the best words. He takes the body and begins fucking it, and when he cums (luckily early enough), I feel myself being nourished by his semen. And so, I discovered the best way to get nutrition in a human body.

TL;DR: Fap on trees.
User avatar #10 to #9 - mayormilkman (05/11/2013) [-]
At first I thought this would be a copypasta, but...
Fasntnig.
User avatar #2 to #1 - semenslurpinglily (04/28/2013) [-]
Thank you.
You also seem nice, gas-mask christmas-commemorator.
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