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#329671 - Then at least explain this **** because that's wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #329673 - alexanderburns (10/24/2014) [-]
Post that would be ridiculed if it were posted by ren
#329668 - Same. And just by looking at my name you can tell how fagg… 10/24/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#329663 - Everyone in this board complains about Ren for posting "b…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/24/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #329670 - alexanderburns (10/24/2014) [-]
That's actually not what it's like saying but what do I know, I'm just the guy who coined the term
User avatar #329671 - semenslurpinglily (10/24/2014) [-]
Then at least explain this shit because that's what I get from it.
User avatar #329673 - alexanderburns (10/24/2014) [-]
Post that would be ridiculed if it were posted by ren
#329666 - saltyfries (10/24/2014) [-]
it's not like I come here often
#27 - FJ for porn? Acceptable use. 10/23/2014 on You and me both 0
#35 - Is that a ******* toaster girl?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2014 on The banning of toasters 0
User avatar #43 - procrasturbate (10/24/2014) [-]
I'unno.
But I'd stick mah loaf in her anyway.
#14 - The style is too Touchy Detectivy.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2014 on Zelda Comics [OMOCAT edition] +5
#71 - anotheroneonearth (10/23/2014) [-]
I love shrooms
#86 - I always thought the Valve Way meant with TF2, but apparently … 10/23/2014 on How to balance a game 0
#86 - Picture 10/23/2014 on Hate when this happens +3
#61 - Read manga. Best of both worlds. 10/23/2014 on Right in the feels 0
#18 - Ok, I'll ******* ask, what is the source? 10/23/2014 on Pokemon and Mario crossover 0
#9 - The right one in specific looks like she came straight from Ob… 10/22/2014 on Face Swap Fail 0
#78 - There's perspective, then there's skewed perspective. Seri… 10/22/2014 on Cool 0
#56 - That sounds strangely familiar. 10/22/2014 on Gamer girls +1
#8 - By the art style, I suppose someone did. 10/22/2014 on Pokemon and Mario crossover +10
#329101 - Didn't you hear? All forms of light and sound cause cancer, wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #329102 - Ihazfunkitty (10/22/2014) [-]
dont be alive, it causes cancer
#329048 - In that case, a cute face and kindness. But keep the…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#329050 - thebestpieever (10/22/2014) [-]
Every bedroom needs some duct tape.
#30 - Dem disproportionate thighs. It's like she's russian from …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/22/2014 on Cool -3
User avatar #77 - arstya (10/22/2014) [-]
Nigga, do you even perspective?
User avatar #78 - semenslurpinglily (10/22/2014) [-]
There's perspective, then there's skewed perspective.
Seriously, it's easy to see it's supposed to be that, but that's way too big though.
#58 - ferditjuh (10/22/2014) [-]
It's an upward view, with her legs being alot closer to the "camera" than her upper body.
#329043 - No words. Only duct tape.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/22/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #329044 - thebestpieever (10/22/2014) [-]
No, no. That's not how a healthy nebulous fuck-buddy-girlfriend-roommate relationship is supposed to go.
User avatar #329048 - semenslurpinglily (10/22/2014) [-]
In that case, a cute face and kindness.
But keep the duct tape.
#329050 - thebestpieever (10/22/2014) [-]
Every bedroom needs some duct tape.
#11 - I don't know if this is forwards or backwards.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2014 on When I hear my favorite song +2
User avatar #24 - kaylakrusifix (10/22/2014) [-]
watch its tail.
#18 - It's not gizoogle, probably someone just edited all the text u… 10/22/2014 on lel 0
#17 - She's just a bitch, not a heartless devil.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2014 on Rugrats feels -1
User avatar #66 - donbionicle (10/22/2014) [-]
Contrary to what the thumbers say, you can, in fact, be a bitch and still have your good moments.
#328835 - But it was like that before Jesus was a thing. 10/21/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#328831 - According to ghat greek dude, it was like that even before Jes…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/21/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #328833 - dumerveil (10/21/2014) [-]
Um, excuse me. Jesus is not "a thing". The scripture tells us he is the way, the truth, and the light. To many of us it is a lifestyle and I'd appreciate it if you don't slander my beliefs like that.
User avatar #328835 - semenslurpinglily (10/21/2014) [-]
But it was like that before Jesus was a thing.
#16 - That looks like what the princess of the tree kingdom would we…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2014 on "Fashion" 0
User avatar #34 - rollmeanddie (10/21/2014) [-]
I wouldn't mind a princess showing me nothing but her thighs.
#41 - Goddamn Tomomo. I want to suck her dick so bad. 10/20/2014 on Should've gotten the vasectomy +2

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#42 - cirruss (10/30/2014) [-]
because I'd use this for Halloween
because I'd use this for Halloween
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User avatar #20 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Good morning
User avatar #21 to #20 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Heya, morning.
User avatar #22 to #21 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Sleep well?
User avatar #23 to #22 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Yep. And you?
Also comment-chat is welrd.
User avatar #24 to #23 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Slept well,got 3ish hours so that will last me all dayHow come it's weird?
User avatar #25 to #24 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
I dunno, it's weird to talk like this with such delay.
And whaddya mean 3ish hours?
User avatar #26 to #25 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Ah. Delay may be kinda long. And 3-ish hours of sleep
User avatar #27 to #26 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Well, **** . Wouldn't it be better to rest more?
User avatar #28 to #27 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Or wouldn't it?
User avatar #29 to #28 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
I can manage just fine with 3 hours
User avatar #30 to #29 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Still, woozy for the day, eh?
Anyway, whatcha up to?
User avatar #31 to #30 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
ABSOLUTELY nothing
User avatar #32 to #31 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Can't steam either? I didn't get why.
User avatar #33 to #32 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Because im too lazy to download
User avatar #34 to #33 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Ah. I see.
User avatar #35 to #34 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Yep I'll get it eventually though
User avatar #36 to #35 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Alright. It's a good essential.
User avatar #37 to #36 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Yep I'll probably get WoT blitz firstly tho
User avatar #38 to #37 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Nice priorities.
Make sure to get more **** too, it'll be fun.
User avatar #39 to #38 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Well I'm still trying to keep games away from phone so I'm not constantly playing on it
User avatar #40 to #39 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
True. But steam's more of a social thingamajigger.
Besides phones are like gameboys too.
#18 - theflamingfire (10/12/2014) [-]
Don't 						****					 with me ill burn you
Don't **** with me ill burn you
User avatar #19 to #18 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (10/12/2014) [-]
Ok.
User avatar #17 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
#15 - anon (09/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #12 - thebestpieever (09/09/2014) [-]
Man, that is such a great name.
User avatar #13 to #12 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
Why thank you. I got it from japan.
User avatar #14 to #13 - thebestpieever (09/09/2014) [-]
That is oddly coherent.
User avatar #6 - mayormilkman (05/11/2013) [-]
lolwut
User avatar #7 to #6 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
Is that lolwut to me, my username, my actions, or just a recent comment?
User avatar #8 to #7 - mayormilkman (05/11/2013) [-]
The username.
User avatar #9 to #8 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
Well, it all started when I was just a little seed. As a typical plant, that's when I got my first "thought" as you humans might call them. I was just living as a typical plant seed, absorbing the nutrients I had before I could reach the ground and all of that stuff. The funny part begins when I finally settle down on the ground, where I can grow and make photosynthesis, but plot twist: I actually land on a dead girl! As a plant, I don't really give a **** , but I get a crazy idea: What if I try to connect with this girl's brain? She felt like she was still fresh, and so I somehow made it, adjusting my roots in her head from her left eye, and I manage to control her body, only that I make it more plant-like. I make it so that she doesn't need a hearbeat and that she only needs to breathe one big breath a day, and after everything is complete, the body is completely under my control. Then I try to get my nourishment, since the body's getting dry. I try eating food and drinking water, but the human digestive system apparently doesn't work so well when mixed with me, and so I search far and wide for some way to get my nutrients. Finally, the body can't even move, I was without nourishment for a long time. Funny thing is that a homeless man appears, and by the looks of it, he was really "lonely" to put it with the best words. He takes the body and begins ******* it, and when he cums (luckily early enough), I feel myself being nourished by his semen. And so, I discovered the best way to get nutrition in a human body.

TL;DR: Fap on trees.
User avatar #10 to #9 - mayormilkman (05/11/2013) [-]
At first I thought this would be a copypasta, but...
Fasntnig.
User avatar #2 to #1 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
Thank you.
You also seem nice, gas-mask christmas-commemorator.
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