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#78 - Too bad, here's Lily!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2013 on Old Economy Steve +2
User avatar #115 - srskate (06/01/2013) [-]
I love you and your distinctive name.
#12 - **semenslurpinglily rolled a random comment #2381546 posted… 05/31/2013 on It Keeps Happening +2
#3 - Picture 05/31/2013 on Some dutch humor +5
#3 - I just realized how peaceful images of characters eating are. 05/31/2013 on i saw it first +24
#9 - I kind of agree with you, but it's just that most pokemon depi… 05/31/2013 on This is how the next... +1
#3 - His eyebrows are thicker than the cocks in a faggot's ass. 05/31/2013 on Ninja -5
#107 - Take it easy, sun. 05/31/2013 on PRAISE DA SUN 0
#3 - Oh, my dear anon, you don't think you know anybody, but would …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2013 on Top Ten American Sexual... 0
#4 - anonymous (05/31/2013) [-]
First of all, most people who would do that probably has some sort of mental handicap. And the percentage of people who cheat have to be much higher than that. It seems like a third of people cheat on their partners. Same with people who "confess" about their sexual experiences. Most people aren't shy about blaring out about having sex in front of everyone in order to get admired or some shit. The site this post came from looks rather unprofessional and half assed.
#9 - anonymous (05/31/2013) [-]
ill gladly confess my sexual expiriences myself... Unless theres a microphone and camera in my face and i know it's gonna be part of a statistic... Ijit
#3 - I think that's marker. 05/31/2013 on Fucking lost a bet +2
#1 - Schrodinger's Box: It is not proven whether there is a box und… 05/31/2013 on i did nazi that comming -1
#3 - He moved from DBZ and MLP to OP. Don't underestimate his spam. 05/31/2013 on One Piece +1
#27 - Lily is not disappointed. 05/31/2013 on Texas Roll em (please read... 0
#26 - **semenslurpinglily rolled a random image posted in comment …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2013 on Texas Roll em (please read... +1
User avatar #27 - semenslurpinglily (05/31/2013) [-]
Lily is not disappointed.
#38 - I don't know why this. 05/31/2013 on Crossover Plot Holes +30
#198 - **semenslurpinglily doesn't know** 05/31/2013 on We all know +1
#6 - Didn't read much, but Story of Beautiful Girl. It's about the … 05/31/2013 on I need some summer reading. 0
#2 - Praise the ******* sun.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2013 on Sol is god! +2
#20 - anonymous (03/10/2014) [-]
what is he holding?
#21 - anonymous (03/25/2014) [-]
hes holding the yukkuri of utsuho fom touhou
#149 - Well, last case resort, youtube. But I've found a site cal…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2013 on Wait...What? 0
User avatar #150 - doctormisha (05/31/2013) [-]
Thank you my good sir!
#8 - Picture 05/30/2013 on WHY +1
#326 - Picture 05/30/2013 on Post Your Favorite .gif 0
#52 - Our country is shameful on the web. 05/30/2013 on LoL 0
#906 - Fighting Idol. **** it, I'll be a flower instead. 05/30/2013 on Your new name 0
#2 - Best representation of Herring's art so far. 05/30/2013 on ANDRE HERRING IS THE SHIT +2
#142 - Sorry for late, but Dr. Who has a crazy consistency: Some epis…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/30/2013 on Wait...What? +1
#148 - doctormisha (05/30/2013) [-]
Please tell me...where I can watch it online....I had such bad luck trying to find it....
User avatar #149 - semenslurpinglily (05/31/2013) [-]
Well, last case resort, youtube.
But I've found a site called cokeandpopcorn.ch.
I hope this helps.
User avatar #150 - doctormisha (05/31/2013) [-]
Thank you my good sir!
#146 - It is, my friend, trust Lily. 05/30/2013 on Equality 0
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User avatar #6 - mayormilkman (05/11/2013) [-]
lolwut
User avatar #7 to #6 - semenslurpinglily (05/11/2013) [-]
Is that lolwut to me, my username, my actions, or just a recent comment?
User avatar #8 to #7 - mayormilkman (05/11/2013) [-]
The username.
User avatar #9 to #8 - semenslurpinglily (05/11/2013) [-]
Well, it all started when I was just a little seed. As a typical plant, that's when I got my first "thought" as you humans might call them. I was just living as a typical plant seed, absorbing the nutrients I had before I could reach the ground and all of that stuff. The funny part begins when I finally settle down on the ground, where I can grow and make photosynthesis, but plot twist: I actually land on a dead girl! As a plant, I don't really give a **** , but I get a crazy idea: What if I try to connect with this girl's brain? She felt like she was still fresh, and so I somehow made it, adjusting my roots in her head from her left eye, and I manage to control her body, only that I make it more plant-like. I make it so that she doesn't need a hearbeat and that she only needs to breathe one big breath a day, and after everything is complete, the body is completely under my control. Then I try to get my nourishment, since the body's getting dry. I try eating food and drinking water, but the human digestive system apparently doesn't work so well when mixed with me, and so I search far and wide for some way to get my nutrients. Finally, the body can't even move, I was without nourishment for a long time. Funny thing is that a homeless man appears, and by the looks of it, he was really "lonely" to put it with the best words. He takes the body and begins ******* it, and when he cums (luckily early enough), I feel myself being nourished by his semen. And so, I discovered the best way to get nutrition in a human body.

TL;DR: Fap on trees.
User avatar #10 to #9 - mayormilkman (05/11/2013) [-]
At first I thought this would be a copypasta, but...
Fasntnig.
User avatar #2 to #1 - semenslurpinglily (04/28/2013) [-]
Thank you.
You also seem nice, gas-mask christmas-commemorator.
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