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Date Signed Up:2/04/2013
Last Login:9/17/2014
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#318021 - Better yet, any anime that /a/ or someone else likes or dislik… 09/11/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#318015 - Evangelion?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #318021 - semenslurpinglily (09/11/2014) [-]
Better yet, any anime that /a/ or someone else likes or dislikes or has any opinion on?
#317998 - Well, it's just supposed to be the generic argument without ad… 09/11/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#23 - I don't even know who's doing wrong in any of these twitter ar…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2014 on GamerGate Bahavior +5
User avatar #88 - taintedangel (09/11/2014) [-]
Short answer is the journalists.

Long answer is everyone for letting it get this bad.
#11 - This is Tiririca, elected a deputy in Brazil. His job was lite…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Unfortunately very true +50
#62 - bagofshit (09/11/2014) [-]
Segunda vez que uso essa imagem na semana pra falar que BR é foda...tá osso a situação.
#29 - shion (09/11/2014) [-]
It is like " el menos malo" ("the least worst") campaign here in Costa Rica.
#153 - Bears are an annoyance to our brown and green photosynthetic f… 09/11/2014 on BEARSBEARSBEARSBEARSBEARSBE... 0
#30 - How do you know it's not his own and he wants to make sure it'…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/10/2014 on Sibling Moments +4
User avatar #36 - gittons (09/10/2014) [-]
it might hers but he is making sure it is clean.
#34 - joemamaa (09/10/2014) [-]
#18 - Uchiha is a troll. Uzamaki is a ********** of hig…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2014 on poor boy +20
#46 - anonymous (09/10/2014) [-]
That username
#317617 - Mad people amuse me. I should go to /v/ sometime. 09/10/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#317608 - Do you put them at the back of your tongue and then drink the water? 09/10/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#13 - I don't know when I got this image, but I'm glad I did. 09/10/2014 on fly 0
#317478 - Especially gay orgies. 09/10/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#18 - You people aren't even trying lately. 09/10/2014 on spider building a web 0
#13 - Why thank you. I got it from japan.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2014 on semenslurpinglily's profile 0
User avatar #14 - thebestpieever (09/09/2014) [-]
That is oddly coherent.
#33 - Tell him to get some Free **** . PS: Sea…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2014 on Menu +3
User avatar #66 - zerosonaku (09/09/2014) [-]
He knows about free. don't know what he thinks about it.
#67 - That's pretty neat. 09/09/2014 on The true cause of morning... 0
#23 - What is this, Five Nights at Freddy's in reverse?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2014 on A helping hand +43
#54 - aerosol (09/09/2014) [-]
#32 - It always is. I also named my username after one of her attack… 09/08/2014 on Do it for Admin +8
#30 - Monmusu best musu.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/08/2014 on Do it for Admin +3
User avatar #31 - aliapheese (09/08/2014) [-]
I remember the monster in your avatar quite well, always nice to see other fans of the game.
User avatar #32 - semenslurpinglily (09/08/2014) [-]
It always is. I also named my username after one of her attacks, which is nice.
#20 - So we have a banner of The Banner? 08/28/2014 on All Hail Admin +4
#313028 - I think it's actually better to rip the smallest part off.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #313029 - nefarian (08/28/2014) [-]
Smallest part? My toenail is broken in half. Either I take half off or nothing.
#67 - This is an excuse to post images, naturally. Including the best. 08/28/2014 on Explaining your reaction... 0
#99 - Fags be mad at what they watch, but they can't give up their &… 08/28/2014 on basically 0
#192386 - Dinosaurs! Because why the **** not? 02/03/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#7660670 - Picture 02/03/2014 on JIDF meeting spot 0

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#15 - anonymous (09/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #12 - thebestpieever (09/09/2014) [-]
Man, that is such a great name.
User avatar #13 to #12 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
Why thank you. I got it from japan.
User avatar #14 to #13 - thebestpieever (09/09/2014) [-]
That is oddly coherent.
User avatar #6 - mayormilkman (05/11/2013) [-]
lolwut
User avatar #7 to #6 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
Is that lolwut to me, my username, my actions, or just a recent comment?
User avatar #8 to #7 - mayormilkman (05/11/2013) [-]
The username.
User avatar #9 to #8 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
Well, it all started when I was just a little seed. As a typical plant, that's when I got my first "thought" as you humans might call them. I was just living as a typical plant seed, absorbing the nutrients I had before I could reach the ground and all of that stuff. The funny part begins when I finally settle down on the ground, where I can grow and make photosynthesis, but plot twist: I actually land on a dead girl! As a plant, I don't really give a **** , but I get a crazy idea: What if I try to connect with this girl's brain? She felt like she was still fresh, and so I somehow made it, adjusting my roots in her head from her left eye, and I manage to control her body, only that I make it more plant-like. I make it so that she doesn't need a hearbeat and that she only needs to breathe one big breath a day, and after everything is complete, the body is completely under my control. Then I try to get my nourishment, since the body's getting dry. I try eating food and drinking water, but the human digestive system apparently doesn't work so well when mixed with me, and so I search far and wide for some way to get my nutrients. Finally, the body can't even move, I was without nourishment for a long time. Funny thing is that a homeless man appears, and by the looks of it, he was really "lonely" to put it with the best words. He takes the body and begins ******* it, and when he cums (luckily early enough), I feel myself being nourished by his semen. And so, I discovered the best way to get nutrition in a human body.

TL;DR: Fap on trees.
User avatar #10 to #9 - mayormilkman (05/11/2013) [-]
At first I thought this would be a copypasta, but...
Fasntnig.
User avatar #2 to #1 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
Thank you.
You also seem nice, gas-mask christmas-commemorator.
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