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Date Signed Up:2/04/2013
Last Login:2/03/2014
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Comment Thumbs: 1540 total,  1676 ,  136
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Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Favorite Tags: Monmusu (3) | quest (3)

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#52 - Yes. Masturbate to it. 07/02/2013 on Description +5
#1 - Gardevoir VS Dragonite, motherfucker! 06/12/2013 on Confirmed: Fairy-Type 0
#41 - We hope so. 06/12/2013 on erm.... +2
#42 - You're attractive.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/12/2013 on SO this is my new kitten.. 0
User avatar #43 - kievaughnb (06/12/2013) [-]
thirsty
User avatar #54 - connorusinvictus (06/12/2013) [-]
little bit hungry....
#111 - **semenslurpinglily rolls roll's roll**  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2013 on The hate is strong with... +10
User avatar #112 - roll (06/11/2013) [-]
omg no
#48 - Yes, but isopods in specific are extremely sexy.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2013 on Doritos +1
#51 - irishsoulja (06/11/2013) [-]
Oh yes, I know
#8 - I love how people say that an academy for learning card games … 06/11/2013 on Yu-Gi-Oh Fucking GX +8
#46 - Fun fact: There is isopod porn on the internet. Just lett…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/11/2013 on Doritos +4
User avatar #47 - irishsoulja (06/11/2013) [-]
No need to tell us, we all know of rule 34
User avatar #48 - semenslurpinglily (06/11/2013) [-]
Yes, but isopods in specific are extremely sexy.
#51 - irishsoulja (06/11/2013) [-]
Oh yes, I know
#51 - I like it. 06/11/2013 on Best new invention 0
#1 - Did somebody say "Chinpo"?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2013 on Chinpokemon 0
#5 - anonymous (06/11/2013) [-]
lol penis
#111 - Why, hello there, you two seem pretty cool. 06/11/2013 on Ron Swanson at his best +1
#1 - gg subs looks fun. 06/11/2013 on Lost in Translation 0
#1 - So, you like GMod screenshots, eh?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2013 on Purple is the New SWAG 0
User avatar #2 - juicymucus (06/11/2013) [-]
Just getting into them. Currently I'm not very good at them but I figured anything I come up with I'd share. Maybe someone will find enjoyment in them.
Plus I haven't been on this site in like 3 months lmao, maybe these will finally get me back into FJ.
#11 - I like seeing the reactions to his comments; broken anon is a … 06/10/2013 on She's proposing! 0
#2 - I don't see how that's negative.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/08/2013 on Morons +130
#95 - anonymous (06/08/2013) [-]
Found the ponyfag.
#148 - stankybutt (06/08/2013) [-]
#1 - How ironic seeing something like this. 06/08/2013 on women's logic 0
#12 - He could easily be raped out of his position. 06/08/2013 on Thank you, Funnyjunk +2
#219 - What was it?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/07/2013 on Water balloons -1
User avatar #230 - onipure (06/08/2013) [-]
here im finally unbanned so here is a link to the picture
i.imgur.com/CcQSn.gif
User avatar #223 - ColeTheUber (06/08/2013) [-]
Some girl underwater releasing ping pong balls from her vagina.
User avatar #227 - irvea (06/08/2013) [-]
That... Wasn't her vagina... it was her anus
#2 - Monmusu Quest. This is kind of like a spoiler however, bu…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/07/2013 on Sorry, did you expect... +2
#6 - chancevance (11/23/2013) [-]
"Probably see it coming."

Totally, probably.


P.S Nice namejob
User avatar #4 - joeypie (08/22/2013) [-]
Do you know when it will be translated?
User avatar #5 - semenslurpinglily (09/18/2013) [-]
By october.
#3 - angelious (06/07/2013) [-]
i was just interested in wth was this about so ill check it out and not care about spoilers.


thanks man
#3 - It's... beautiful. 06/07/2013 on wut ._. 0
#24 - I can't figure out YFW. 06/07/2013 on Rodents -1
#1 - We should fuse humans with plants to achieve greater lifespan …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/07/2013 on The future of mankind... +6
User avatar #3 - awesomedewd (06/07/2013) [-]
why not turtles? they live for fucking hundreds of years... just assuming it's easier to do it with something that actually "lives" instead of plants
User avatar #9 - RandomAnonGuy (06/08/2013) [-]
Plants live >_>
User avatar #10 - awesomedewd (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, I surely put live in "" for no f..king reason, just to make it look nice.
User avatar #7 - lavitts (06/08/2013) [-]
Fuck that, use lobsters! Functionally immortal and they only get MORE POWERFUL as they age! They're like the dragons of the ocean!
#3 - Comment deleted 06/06/2013 on Tard Rape +7
#85 - **semenslurpinglily rolled a random comment #2379670 posted… 05/31/2013 on Old Economy Steve 0
#81 - **semenslurpinglily rolled a random comment #2381546 posted…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/31/2013 on Old Economy Steve +11
User avatar #148 - hhanako (06/01/2013) [-]
thrid time i've seen that comment get rolled.
User avatar #83 - rokkarokkaali (05/31/2013) [-]
**rokkarokkaali rolled a random comment #2375629 posted by deficiency at Friendly ** :
aaaaaaah yes
It's worked for everyone but me. I hate my luck
User avatar #85 - semenslurpinglily (05/31/2013) [-]
**semenslurpinglily rolled a random comment #2379670 posted by xeroscratch at Friendly ** :
You misunderstand the amount of care I don't have.
My wench will not be stolen.
How sad.
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User avatar #6 - mayormilkman (05/11/2013) [-]
lolwut
User avatar #7 to #6 - semenslurpinglily (05/11/2013) [-]
Is that lolwut to me, my username, my actions, or just a recent comment?
User avatar #8 to #7 - mayormilkman (05/11/2013) [-]
The username.
User avatar #9 to #8 - semenslurpinglily (05/11/2013) [-]
Well, it all started when I was just a little seed. As a typical plant, that's when I got my first "thought" as you humans might call them. I was just living as a typical plant seed, absorbing the nutrients I had before I could reach the ground and all of that stuff. The funny part begins when I finally settle down on the ground, where I can grow and make photosynthesis, but plot twist: I actually land on a dead girl! As a plant, I don't really give a fuck, but I get a crazy idea: What if I try to connect with this girl's brain? She felt like she was still fresh, and so I somehow made it, adjusting my roots in her head from her left eye, and I manage to control her body, only that I make it more plant-like. I make it so that she doesn't need a hearbeat and that she only needs to breathe one big breath a day, and after everything is complete, the body is completely under my control. Then I try to get my nourishment, since the body's getting dry. I try eating food and drinking water, but the human digestive system apparently doesn't work so well when mixed with me, and so I search far and wide for some way to get my nutrients. Finally, the body can't even move, I was without nourishment for a long time. Funny thing is that a homeless man appears, and by the looks of it, he was really "lonely" to put it with the best words. He takes the body and begins fucking it, and when he cums (luckily early enough), I feel myself being nourished by his semen. And so, I discovered the best way to get nutrition in a human body.

TL;DR: Fap on trees.
User avatar #10 to #9 - mayormilkman (05/11/2013) [-]
At first I thought this would be a copypasta, but...
Fasntnig.
User avatar #2 to #1 - semenslurpinglily (04/28/2013) [-]
Thank you.
You also seem nice, gas-mask christmas-commemorator.
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