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semenslurpinglily

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Date Signed Up:2/04/2013
Last Login:3/27/2015
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Content Ranking:#1179
Comment Ranking:#1053
Highest Content Rank:#567
Highest Comment Rank:#435
Content Thumbs: 6818 total,  7376 ,  558
Comment Thumbs: 7931 total,  8592 ,  661
Content Level Progress: 18% (18/100)
Level 151 Content: Faptastic → Level 152 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 22% (22/100)
Level 262 Comments: Pure Win → Level 263 Comments: Pure Win
Subscribers:5
Content Views:310968
Times Content Favorited:484 times
Total Comments Made:1934
FJ Points:11355
Favorite Tags: touhou (5) | Monmusu (3) | quest (3) | cat (2) | kirisame (2) | marisa (2)
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latest user's comments

#6 - >> #2 , 03/25/2015 on The secret of penises +1
#21 - Monmusu Quest is a good example of a lot of effort into porn. … 03/24/2015 on Aryan Dragon +1
#19 - >> #16 , >> #15 , Her name is Aki Izayoi, and…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/24/2015 on Aryan Dragon +3
#20 - brasssquire (03/24/2015) [-]
That was...surprisingly well drawn.
Man, people really put a lot of effort into porn.
User avatar #21 - semenslurpinglily (03/24/2015) [-]
Monmusu Quest is a good example of a lot of effort into porn.
The hentai is good, varied, takes in all preferences, the fights are balanced and keep you on edge, thinking up new tactics, the story is kind of usual, but how it's told is incredible, and the spiritual value is in par with Sun Tzu's Art of War.
People understand that porn is not just porn.
#38 - Last time I ordered they dropped off near the factory and I ha… 03/24/2015 on Get your own North Korean... 0
#66 - I call them beastkin. The term from blazblue, not that tho… 03/24/2015 on Fan of the game 0
#69 - Ain't that a korean stereotype?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2015 on Wut. +1
User avatar #70 - pineapplechunkss (03/24/2015) [-]
I know, its just for the lols
#64 - ファイヅ ナイチ エチ フレッヂ 4: 2 可愛…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/24/2015 on Wut. +1
User avatar #68 - pineapplechunkss (03/24/2015) [-]
I enjoy starcraft too
User avatar #69 - semenslurpinglily (03/24/2015) [-]
Ain't that a korean stereotype?
User avatar #70 - pineapplechunkss (03/24/2015) [-]
I know, its just for the lols
#93 - Picture 03/23/2015 on Markiplier in the Hospital 0
#21 - I might be a huge faggot at this point by posting this.. B…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/23/2015 on Behold +16
#40 - chenouttachen (03/24/2015) [-]
bkub best kub
#28 - anonymous (03/23/2015) [-]
i like it
#36 - Communist skeletons peeing. 03/23/2015 on I'm hip with the times +7
#377640 - Exactly what it sounds like. Half girl. Due to the nature … 03/23/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#35 - True, he's space Tarzan superman after all.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2015 on Bruce Lee is a legend +1
User avatar #36 - andrewtk (03/23/2015) [-]
You've given me a new name for him, thanks!
#33 - He isn't even stupid, he was literally sealed away from most o…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/23/2015 on Bruce Lee is a legend 0
User avatar #34 - andrewtk (03/23/2015) [-]
I mean, he is smart to an extent, but when it comes to basic human stuff he's still an idiot. I meant it as a joke.
User avatar #35 - semenslurpinglily (03/23/2015) [-]
True, he's space Tarzan superman after all.
User avatar #36 - andrewtk (03/23/2015) [-]
You've given me a new name for him, thanks!
#9 - Your reaction was the point. 03/22/2015 on hank -1
#23 - "My Jambo Jet Flies Cheerfully" is the best way to s… 03/22/2015 on I'd like some more coffee +2
#2 - Ralph, you twatcock. 03/22/2015 on Ralph +1
#8 - Don't worry, it already has become so a long while ago. 03/22/2015 on Bus Pass 0
#40 - Thank you, person! 03/22/2015 on I see you played knifey... 0
#39 - So all venoms are poisons, but not all poisons are venoms?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/22/2015 on I see you played knifey... +1
User avatar #48 - sladee (03/22/2015) [-]
I think it's the other way around.

Some people drink a cobra's venom as a delicacy
#45 - anonymous (03/22/2015) [-]
If you bite it and you die; it's poisonous.
If it bites you and you die; it's venomous.
#23 - Source of image. 03/22/2015 on the office's new web engineer. +4
#18 - The fat keeps him warm inside. 03/22/2015 on 4chan comp +1
#37 - A bit of extention on the fusion theory: Their body p… 03/21/2015 on SU Comp 2 (spoiler warning) +2
#13 - Sucking and slurping loudly! You gotta do it with pride! 03/21/2015 on (untitled) +1
#19 - Well, they knew there were aliens and **** . Judging… 03/21/2015 on Steven Universe 0
#14 - Moira Brown confirmed for simultaneously best and worst Fallou…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/21/2015 on Coming soon +72
User avatar #64 - namnori (03/22/2015) [-]
Am I the only one who noticed her tash?
#66 - sixtyninecharger (03/22/2015) [-]
No. No you were not. couldn't find a good enough pic to go along
User avatar #35 - admiralen (03/21/2015) [-]
i fucking exploded with laughter when i first blew up megaton and saw she was a ghoul
#73 - loopymoomoo (03/22/2015) [-]
i crid evertim

Comments(130):

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #129 - masterboll (03/25/2015) [-]
theres something about your name that catches my eye all the time

im gonna steal it some day
User avatar #130 to #129 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (03/25/2015) [-]
You can try, but is your kung fu strong?
User avatar #131 to #130 - masterboll (03/25/2015) [-]
ill just change lily to something else so you wont know
#128 - admin (03/25/2015) [-]
Hi semenslurpinglily! Great leader gave you a magical North Korean rocket!
User avatar #127 - ayumu (03/20/2015) [-]
you shouldn't slurp semen
slurping is poor manners
eat semen quitely
#121 - AlcoholicGoth (03/19/2015) [-]
Your name interested me, if you're wondering why the add.
Your name interested me, if you're wondering why the add.
User avatar #122 to #121 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (03/19/2015) [-]
Thank! I hope I'm interesting too, beered up darkness!
#123 to #122 - AlcoholicGoth (03/19/2015) [-]
So far so good lol   
I'm like the profile btw
So far so good lol
I'm like the profile btw
User avatar #124 to #123 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (03/19/2015) [-]
Cool, nothing beats color coordination.
Except a good meal
#125 to #124 - AlcoholicGoth (03/19/2015) [-]
Also coffee...and sex sometimes together if you're creative enough..but that's a story for another day
#126 to #125 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (03/19/2015) [-]
I wish I had sex
with a woman
It's kinda hard being bi when you only take it up the ass

But yes, coffee's good
User avatar #113 - duelknight (02/26/2015) [-]
*stalks loudly*
#114 to #113 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
Izzere a stalka round heah?
User avatar #116 to #114 - duelknight (02/26/2015) [-]
No, just a guy who got lost from the front page and wondered over here...
User avatar #117 to #116 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
Welcome!
Want a drink? We specialize in semen.
User avatar #118 to #117 - duelknight (02/27/2015) [-]
I would like some alcohol
I've seen some **** i would like to forget
User avatar #120 to #118 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (02/27/2015) [-]
**semenslurpinglily hands you some wine**
Welcome to Lily's.
User avatar #112 - giffythetoad ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
I like your username.
That is all.
User avatar #115 to #112 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
Thankie thanks!
User avatar #106 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/20/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #107 to #106 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (02/20/2015) [-]
heyhi
#108 to #107 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/20/2015) [-]
Hello

How are you?
User avatar #109 to #108 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (02/20/2015) [-]
Fine fine! And ya?
#110 to #109 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/20/2015) [-]
Getting drunk and waiting on art projects
#111 to #110 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (02/20/2015) [-]
Living the life!
#104 to #103 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
Hello?
Hello?
#105 to #104 - tigtone (02/10/2015) [-]
This map lead me to this lake with an overabundance of lilies.
#98 - chitose ONLINE (02/05/2015) [-]
#91 - havockwzy (01/14/2015) [-]
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
#92 to #91 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
You best repeat that every day to make it daily.
#93 to #92 - havockwzy (01/14/2015) [-]
what do i get in return?
#94 to #93 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
A sense of accomplishment.
And nothing more.
#50 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
since we are friends now, i can crash on your profile and it wont be awkward
User avatar #88 to #50 - lnyanchl ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
that's porn
#89 to #88 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
not its clearly 3
#76 to #50 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
Cookies are cool.   
   
Coolkies.
Cookies are cool.

Coolkies.
User avatar #77 to #76 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
that **** better be chocolate and not raisins!
#78 to #77 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
You dare think so low of me?

You dare think your trust was misplaced so badly?

You dare believe Lily might be such a cruel being as to put raisins in a cookie?
#80 to #78 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
YES! I need to dig on to you deeper until i can trust you with my hollow space where my heart should be
YES! I need to dig on to you deeper until i can trust you with my hollow space where my heart should be
#82 to #80 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
Don't worry, the worst thing Lily would stick in the cookies would be meat.

And everyone loves meat.
#85 to #84 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
cant rape the willing
#86 to #85 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
Not with that attitude.
#87 to #86 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
thats my line
#51 to #50 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
Oh, don't worry, it's always awkward with me around.
Oh, don't worry, it's always awkward with me around.
#52 to #51 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
You and I must go as well together as mastubation and loneliness!
#53 to #52 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
Yes!
Like tiny cats and big boobs!
#54 to #53 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
or like women having huge dicks!
#55 to #54 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
Women with huge dicks are the best!
Also I remember that reaction image, I think I cropped it in my alt acc.
User avatar #59 to #55 - keltainenlumi (11/27/2014) [-]
You're apparently a great guy.
User avatar #62 to #59 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #61 to #59 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
I guess I am. Guy who came here in my profile too!
User avatar #65 to #61 - keltainenlumi (11/27/2014) [-]
Ofc you are if you like dicks.
#66 to #65 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
Dicks are awesome.
#79 to #66 - keltainenlumi (11/27/2014) [-]
Dicks are the best
#81 to #79 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
A good dick always does the trick.
#56 to #55 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
i love you non-homosexualy
i love you non-homosexualy
#57 to #56 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
Y-you too

homo
#58 to #57 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
its only gay if swords cross
#60 to #58 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
Then shall we duel as MEN?
#64 to #63 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
LET OUR BLADES MEET IN PENETRATION!
#67 to #64 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
let me sheath my latin sword on your man nature pocket
#68 to #67 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
And then, even though Lily knew Lily's fate, Lily knew Lily would never disagree. And that Lily uses third person on self a lot.
And then, even though Lily knew Lily's fate, Lily knew Lily would never disagree. And that Lily uses third person on self a lot.
#69 to #68 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
AXE IS CONFUSED!
#70 to #69 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
I too. But always.
I too. But always.
#71 to #70 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
so we riding eachother or what?
#72 to #71 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
I guess.
I guess.
#73 to #72 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
that will be 19,99$
that will be 19,99$
#74 to #73 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
I'm afraid I'll have to pay with cookies
#75 to #74 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
you might have gotten one or two things right on that picture
#44 - anonymous (11/22/2014) [-]
hora
User avatar #45 to #44 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
Are you snake?
#43 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (11/20/2014) [-]
**semenslurpinglily rolled image**
#42 - cirruss (10/30/2014) [-]
because I'd use this for Halloween
because I'd use this for Halloween
#41 - cirruss has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #20 - chitose ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Good morning
User avatar #21 to #20 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Heya, morning.
User avatar #22 to #21 - chitose ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Sleep well?
User avatar #23 to #22 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Yep. And you?
Also comment-chat is welrd.
User avatar #24 to #23 - chitose ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Slept well,got 3ish hours so that will last me all dayHow come it's weird?
User avatar #25 to #24 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
I dunno, it's weird to talk like this with such delay.
And whaddya mean 3ish hours?
User avatar #26 to #25 - chitose ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Ah. Delay may be kinda long. And 3-ish hours of sleep
User avatar #27 to #26 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Well, **** . Wouldn't it be better to rest more?
User avatar #28 to #27 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Or wouldn't it?
User avatar #29 to #28 - chitose ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
I can manage just fine with 3 hours
User avatar #30 to #29 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Still, woozy for the day, eh?
Anyway, whatcha up to?
User avatar #31 to #30 - chitose ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
ABSOLUTELY nothing
User avatar #32 to #31 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Can't steam either? I didn't get why.
User avatar #33 to #32 - chitose ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Because im too lazy to download
User avatar #34 to #33 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Ah. I see.
User avatar #35 to #34 - chitose ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Yep I'll get it eventually though
User avatar #36 to #35 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Alright. It's a good essential.
User avatar #37 to #36 - chitose ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Yep I'll probably get WoT blitz firstly tho
User avatar #38 to #37 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Nice priorities.
Make sure to get more **** too, it'll be fun.
User avatar #39 to #38 - chitose ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Well I'm still trying to keep games away from phone so I'm not constantly playing on it
User avatar #40 to #39 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
True. But steam's more of a social thingamajigger.
Besides phones are like gameboys too.
#18 - theflamingfire (10/12/2014) [-]
Don't 			****		 with me ill burn you
Don't **** with me ill burn you
User avatar #19 to #18 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (10/12/2014) [-]
Ok.
User avatar #17 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
#15 - anonymous (09/12/2014) [-]
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