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Date Signed Up:2/04/2013
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#329048 - In that case, a cute face and kindness. But keep the…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#329050 - thebestpieever (10/22/2014) [-]
Every bedroom needs some duct tape.
#30 - Dem disproportionate thighs. It's like she's russian from …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/22/2014 on Cool -3
User avatar #77 - arstya (10/22/2014) [-]
Nigga, do you even perspective?
User avatar #78 - semenslurpinglily (10/22/2014) [-]
There's perspective, then there's skewed perspective.
Seriously, it's easy to see it's supposed to be that, but that's way too big though.
#58 - ferditjuh (10/22/2014) [-]
It's an upward view, with her legs being alot closer to the "camera" than her upper body.
#329043 - No words. Only duct tape.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/22/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #329044 - thebestpieever (10/22/2014) [-]
No, no. That's not how a healthy nebulous fuck-buddy-girlfriend-roommate relationship is supposed to go.
User avatar #329048 - semenslurpinglily (10/22/2014) [-]
In that case, a cute face and kindness.
But keep the duct tape.
#329050 - thebestpieever (10/22/2014) [-]
Every bedroom needs some duct tape.
#11 - I don't know if this is forwards or backwards.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2014 on When I hear my favorite song +2
User avatar #24 - kaylakrusifix (10/22/2014) [-]
watch its tail.
#18 - It's not gizoogle, probably someone just edited all the text u… 10/22/2014 on lel 0
#17 - She's just a bitch, not a heartless devil.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2014 on Rugrats feels -1
User avatar #66 - donbionicle (10/22/2014) [-]
Contrary to what the thumbers say, you can, in fact, be a bitch and still have your good moments.
#328835 - But it was like that before Jesus was a thing. 10/21/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#328831 - According to ghat greek dude, it was like that even before Jes…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/21/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #328833 - dumerveil (10/21/2014) [-]
Um, excuse me. Jesus is not "a thing". The scripture tells us he is the way, the truth, and the light. To many of us it is a lifestyle and I'd appreciate it if you don't slander my beliefs like that.
User avatar #328835 - semenslurpinglily (10/21/2014) [-]
But it was like that before Jesus was a thing.
#16 - That looks like what the princess of the tree kingdom would we…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2014 on "Fashion" 0
User avatar #34 - rollmeanddie (10/21/2014) [-]
I wouldn't mind a princess showing me nothing but her thighs.
#41 - Goddamn Tomomo. I want to suck her dick so bad. 10/20/2014 on Should've gotten the vasectomy +2
#11 - Guy butts are the best. 10/20/2014 on Gay +1
#6 - Cirno where it is not related. Brings shame to the east. 10/20/2014 on Locate small object +2
#17 - If that person did a thing, would it be considered offensive b…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2014 on Feminism +1
#20 - raynagrimm (10/20/2014) [-]
i think because it is either a herm or a trap it would be safe cause SJWs and "feminists" want you to respect their life choices and privilege shit. but you never know with those fuckers, they will probably start changing the rules of the games once you start to get used to it

actually, if that happend i think the SWJs and Feminist would go to war against each other cause it was a man once and man raped some lady and the SJW have to stand up for their people though if they are as scumbaggy as they seem both would take up pitchforks against the dong&booben person cause da raped muh triggers

im hoping for the two to war against each other. man i need some sleep before i think up crazy internet war stories. sorry if my lack of sleep made this broken and unreadable
#69 - Flower-human hybrids 10/20/2014 on Fucked It Up +1
#328273 - But in all seriousness, good luck thesoulless. 10/20/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#328272 - Tell them of how glorious Europe is in comparison to those …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/20/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#328274 - fishinyourface (10/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #328754 - Conquistador (10/21/2014) [-]
I think he was being sarcastic. Since those stereotypes are often circlejerked on here by eurofags.
User avatar #328273 - semenslurpinglily (10/20/2014) [-]
But in all seriousness, good luck thesoulless.
#50 - And DarkGunZ. It's identical. 10/20/2014 on Gunz 0
#7 - Dammit BBC You ******* knickers. 10/19/2014 on The Beatles Facts 0
#24 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2014 on Your destination +11
#64 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/20/2014) [-]
Is it bad knowing where this is from?
#49 - Of course not, it's a consensual orgy.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2014 on Kill la Kute +3
User avatar #50 - amata (10/19/2014) [-]
Fuck it, with a username like yours you're clearly the more knowledgeable of us in these matters. I concede your point.
#22 - DarkGunZ still up though, classical GunZ except it wasn't take…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2014 on Gunz +2
User avatar #23 - sontek (10/19/2014) [-]
Oh well I might give it a try! Thank you buddy
#47 - Alright. But that doesn't change the fact that they all we…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Kill la Kute 0
User avatar #48 - amata (10/19/2014) [-]
yeah, but Mako was there, and Ryuuko isn't just gonna cheat on her right in front of her face
User avatar #49 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Of course not, it's a consensual orgy.
User avatar #50 - amata (10/19/2014) [-]
Fuck it, with a username like yours you're clearly the more knowledgeable of us in these matters. I concede your point.
#44 - Not on camera. But come on, incest runs in their blood.  [+] (5 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Kill la Kute 0
User avatar #46 - amata (10/19/2014) [-]
Just because it's on the internet in copious amounts doesn't make it canon, though
User avatar #47 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Alright.
But that doesn't change the fact that they all were naked in the end.
User avatar #48 - amata (10/19/2014) [-]
yeah, but Mako was there, and Ryuuko isn't just gonna cheat on her right in front of her face
User avatar #49 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Of course not, it's a consensual orgy.
User avatar #50 - amata (10/19/2014) [-]
Fuck it, with a username like yours you're clearly the more knowledgeable of us in these matters. I concede your point.
#40 - All the kinkier. 10/19/2014 on Annie's happy ending 0
#20 - For a moment I thought it was about the game. It was the …  [+] (8 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Gunz +18
User avatar #53 - lordmandy (10/20/2014) [-]
"were both 7 years old and ill kick your but im better"
#49 - anotherponyaccount (10/20/2014) [-]
I tried to play the original GunZ a long while back and then found out it no longer existed.
I cried a river until I heard the whispers of a sequel
User avatar #50 - semenslurpinglily (10/20/2014) [-]
And DarkGunZ.
It's identical.
User avatar #28 - iizsimon (10/19/2014) [-]
>rolling while shooting
>not triple butterfly squarter step wall jumping

do you even gunz?
User avatar #29 - iizsimon (10/19/2014) [-]
quarter

fuck me
User avatar #21 - sontek (10/19/2014) [-]
Aww shit man gunz was fuckin sick, I remember those sword/shotgun duels

Butterfly (female swordplay) master race
User avatar #22 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
DarkGunZ still up though, classical GunZ except it wasn't taken down, also everything's free.
Thing is everyone's a fucking pro at it.
User avatar #23 - sontek (10/19/2014) [-]
Oh well I might give it a try! Thank you buddy

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User avatar #20 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Good morning
User avatar #21 to #20 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Heya, morning.
User avatar #22 to #21 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Sleep well?
User avatar #23 to #22 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Yep. And you?
Also comment-chat is welrd.
User avatar #24 to #23 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Slept well,got 3ish hours so that will last me all dayHow come it's weird?
User avatar #25 to #24 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
I dunno, it's weird to talk like this with such delay.
And whaddya mean 3ish hours?
User avatar #26 to #25 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Ah. Delay may be kinda long. And 3-ish hours of sleep
User avatar #27 to #26 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Well, **** . Wouldn't it be better to rest more?
User avatar #28 to #27 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Or wouldn't it?
User avatar #29 to #28 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
I can manage just fine with 3 hours
User avatar #30 to #29 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Still, woozy for the day, eh?
Anyway, whatcha up to?
User avatar #31 to #30 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
ABSOLUTELY nothing
User avatar #32 to #31 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Can't steam either? I didn't get why.
User avatar #33 to #32 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Because im too lazy to download
User avatar #34 to #33 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Ah. I see.
User avatar #35 to #34 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Yep I'll get it eventually though
User avatar #36 to #35 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Alright. It's a good essential.
User avatar #37 to #36 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Yep I'll probably get WoT blitz firstly tho
User avatar #38 to #37 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Nice priorities.
Make sure to get more **** too, it'll be fun.
User avatar #39 to #38 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Well I'm still trying to keep games away from phone so I'm not constantly playing on it
User avatar #40 to #39 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
True. But steam's more of a social thingamajigger.
Besides phones are like gameboys too.
#18 - theflamingfire (10/12/2014) [-]
Don't 						****					 with me ill burn you
Don't **** with me ill burn you
User avatar #17 - semenslurpinglily (09/29/2014) [-]
#15 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #12 - thebestpieever (09/09/2014) [-]
Man, that is such a great name.
User avatar #13 to #12 - semenslurpinglily (09/09/2014) [-]
Why thank you. I got it from japan.
User avatar #14 to #13 - thebestpieever (09/09/2014) [-]
That is oddly coherent.
User avatar #6 - mayormilkman (05/11/2013) [-]
lolwut
User avatar #7 to #6 - semenslurpinglily (05/11/2013) [-]
Is that lolwut to me, my username, my actions, or just a recent comment?
User avatar #8 to #7 - mayormilkman (05/11/2013) [-]
The username.
User avatar #9 to #8 - semenslurpinglily (05/11/2013) [-]
Well, it all started when I was just a little seed. As a typical plant, that's when I got my first "thought" as you humans might call them. I was just living as a typical plant seed, absorbing the nutrients I had before I could reach the ground and all of that stuff. The funny part begins when I finally settle down on the ground, where I can grow and make photosynthesis, but plot twist: I actually land on a dead girl! As a plant, I don't really give a **** , but I get a crazy idea: What if I try to connect with this girl's brain? She felt like she was still fresh, and so I somehow made it, adjusting my roots in her head from her left eye, and I manage to control her body, only that I make it more plant-like. I make it so that she doesn't need a hearbeat and that she only needs to breathe one big breath a day, and after everything is complete, the body is completely under my control. Then I try to get my nourishment, since the body's getting dry. I try eating food and drinking water, but the human digestive system apparently doesn't work so well when mixed with me, and so I search far and wide for some way to get my nutrients. Finally, the body can't even move, I was without nourishment for a long time. Funny thing is that a homeless man appears, and by the looks of it, he was really "lonely" to put it with the best words. He takes the body and begins ******* it, and when he cums (luckily early enough), I feel myself being nourished by his semen. And so, I discovered the best way to get nutrition in a human body.

TL;DR: Fap on trees.
User avatar #10 to #9 - mayormilkman (05/11/2013) [-]
At first I thought this would be a copypasta, but...
Fasntnig.
User avatar #2 to #1 - semenslurpinglily (04/28/2013) [-]
Thank you.
You also seem nice, gas-mask christmas-commemorator.
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