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#19 - I want to hug it. 09/30/2013 on I can see why . . . +5
#12 - Well, at least fap to trees.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2013 on ataeru's profile 0
#13 - ataeru (09/25/2013) [-]
As long as it doesn't kill, trap, nor convert me, I don't see why not.
#16 - Nice. 09/25/2013 on Blowing up 0
#10 - Fine, but Lily will remain, if you change your mind. And Lily …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/25/2013 on ataeru's profile 0
#11 - ataeru (09/25/2013) [-]
Perhaps if you were a yeti-girl or another monster girl that won't trap me, convert, or consume my body, I would be more inclined.

But since that's not the case, I hope you're ready to wait a long long time.
User avatar #12 - semenslurpinglily (09/25/2013) [-]
Well, at least fap to trees.
#13 - ataeru (09/25/2013) [-]
As long as it doesn't kill, trap, nor convert me, I don't see why not.
#8 - Shhh, just come.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/25/2013 on ataeru's profile 0
#9 - ataeru (09/25/2013) [-]
Thanks, but no thanks. I like my body the way that it is, not covered in flowers, vines, and such.
User avatar #10 - semenslurpinglily (09/25/2013) [-]
Fine, but Lily will remain, if you change your mind. And Lily will slurp your semen!
#11 - ataeru (09/25/2013) [-]
Perhaps if you were a yeti-girl or another monster girl that won't trap me, convert, or consume my body, I would be more inclined.

But since that's not the case, I hope you're ready to wait a long long time.
User avatar #12 - semenslurpinglily (09/25/2013) [-]
Well, at least fap to trees.
#13 - ataeru (09/25/2013) [-]
As long as it doesn't kill, trap, nor convert me, I don't see why not.
#4 - I lik you  [+] (8 new replies) 09/25/2013 on ataeru's profile 0
#6 - ataeru (09/25/2013) [-]
Well thank you for your words.

however I have played MGQ and given your profile picture, I do not wish .. progress... any further.
#7 - ataeru (09/25/2013) [-]
Dang, the message keeps on deleting "to" in "wish .."
User avatar #8 - semenslurpinglily (09/25/2013) [-]
Shhh, just come.
#9 - ataeru (09/25/2013) [-]
Thanks, but no thanks. I like my body the way that it is, not covered in flowers, vines, and such.
User avatar #10 - semenslurpinglily (09/25/2013) [-]
Fine, but Lily will remain, if you change your mind. And Lily will slurp your semen!
#11 - ataeru (09/25/2013) [-]
Perhaps if you were a yeti-girl or another monster girl that won't trap me, convert, or consume my body, I would be more inclined.

But since that's not the case, I hope you're ready to wait a long long time.
User avatar #12 - semenslurpinglily (09/25/2013) [-]
Well, at least fap to trees.
#13 - ataeru (09/25/2013) [-]
As long as it doesn't kill, trap, nor convert me, I don't see why not.
#62 - That sounds fun. Lily will try that sometime. 09/25/2013 on Yukki 0
#190 - Goddamn it, Alfred is top badass. 09/19/2013 on strongest DC character +1
#5 - By october. 09/18/2013 on Sorry, did you expect... +1
#29 - Don't worry, they look more for gripping strongly on the sand … 08/15/2013 on (untitled) 0
#104734 - What is go on?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #104735 - therealsuperderpy (08/13/2013) [-]
The apocalypse.
#25 - Chimera DRYAD, thankyouverymuch. 07/21/2013 on You-1 Stranger-0 0
#8 - Female plant who just conveniently has a related account.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/20/2013 on You-1 Stranger-0 +2
User avatar #18 - dedaluminus (07/20/2013) [-]
Judging by your account name you are anything but asexual.
#12 - anonymous (07/20/2013) [-]
TITS OR GTFO
User avatar #16 - departed (07/20/2013) [-]
*Pollen
#16 - Lily loves you. 07/19/2013 on Masturbating 0
#52 - My account's backstory is actually relevant! We…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2013 on The Last of Us 0
User avatar #78 - theawesomeguy (07/19/2013) [-]
TL;DR
#51 - Comment deleted 07/19/2013 on The Last of Us 0
#46 - You can, you only need to try. 07/08/2013 on everyone +5
#78 - While on the subject, don't turtles breath through their anuses?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2013 on i FUCKING HATE ebooks -1
#229 - anonymous (07/08/2013) [-]
Ja. Wild turtles do so while hibernating I gathered from a quick google search.
#250 - So are you saying that my children are my ********* ? 07/08/2013 on The bible just ... -... 0
#20 - Does anyone know if this kind of thing has a name? I enjoy lau…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2013 on I feel for you buddy +3
User avatar #24 - TimBisley (07/08/2013) [-]
Autism
#42 - Wait, he's the reason we have Barry instead of Wally?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2013 on Batman Touches Flash +1
#44 - apocalypticburrito (07/08/2013) [-]
he kills this dude
but in all fairness, hes kind of a douche
#39 - No, batman doesn't kill. He makes sure you're alive, so h…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/08/2013 on Batman Touches Flash +1
User avatar #40 - apocalypticburrito (07/08/2013) [-]
he killed the other flash in the mulitverse movie
one of them had to so he said our flash was to slow, he lie to and tricked the other
User avatar #42 - semenslurpinglily (07/08/2013) [-]
Wait, he's the reason we have Barry instead of Wally?
#44 - apocalypticburrito (07/08/2013) [-]
he kills this dude
but in all fairness, hes kind of a douche
#23 - Comment deleted 07/08/2013 on Ultimate mount 0
#3214 - I was passing by, and decided I'd come to say "hi". Hi.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2013 on Nightelfbane's profile 0
User avatar #3215 - Nightelfbane (07/08/2013) [-]
hello
#368 - Yes. 07/02/2013 on Element fun. 0
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User avatar #6 - mayormilkman (05/11/2013) [-]
lolwut
User avatar #7 to #6 - semenslurpinglily (05/11/2013) [-]
Is that lolwut to me, my username, my actions, or just a recent comment?
User avatar #8 to #7 - mayormilkman (05/11/2013) [-]
The username.
User avatar #9 to #8 - semenslurpinglily (05/11/2013) [-]
Well, it all started when I was just a little seed. As a typical plant, that's when I got my first "thought" as you humans might call them. I was just living as a typical plant seed, absorbing the nutrients I had before I could reach the ground and all of that stuff. The funny part begins when I finally settle down on the ground, where I can grow and make photosynthesis, but plot twist: I actually land on a dead girl! As a plant, I don't really give a **** , but I get a crazy idea: What if I try to connect with this girl's brain? She felt like she was still fresh, and so I somehow made it, adjusting my roots in her head from her left eye, and I manage to control her body, only that I make it more plant-like. I make it so that she doesn't need a hearbeat and that she only needs to breathe one big breath a day, and after everything is complete, the body is completely under my control. Then I try to get my nourishment, since the body's getting dry. I try eating food and drinking water, but the human digestive system apparently doesn't work so well when mixed with me, and so I search far and wide for some way to get my nutrients. Finally, the body can't even move, I was without nourishment for a long time. Funny thing is that a homeless man appears, and by the looks of it, he was really "lonely" to put it with the best words. He takes the body and begins ******* it, and when he cums (luckily early enough), I feel myself being nourished by his semen. And so, I discovered the best way to get nutrition in a human body.

TL;DR: Fap on trees.
User avatar #10 to #9 - mayormilkman (05/11/2013) [-]
At first I thought this would be a copypasta, but...
Fasntnig.
User avatar #2 to #1 - semenslurpinglily (04/28/2013) [-]
Thank you.
You also seem nice, gas-mask christmas-commemorator.
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User avatar #4 to #3 - semenslurpinglily (04/28/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, but regular life with monster girl?
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