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#50 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
since we are friends now, i can crash on your profile and it wont be awkward
User avatar #88 to #50 - lnyanchl (11/27/2014) [-]
that's porn
#89 to #88 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
not its clearly 3
#76 to #50 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
Cookies are cool.   
   
Coolkies.
Cookies are cool.

Coolkies.
User avatar #77 to #76 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
that **** better be chocolate and not raisins!
#78 to #77 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
You dare think so low of me?

You dare think your trust was misplaced so badly?

You dare believe Lily might be such a cruel being as to put raisins in a cookie?
#80 to #78 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
YES! I need to dig on to you deeper until i can trust you with my hollow space where my heart should be
YES! I need to dig on to you deeper until i can trust you with my hollow space where my heart should be
#82 to #80 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
Don't worry, the worst thing Lily would stick in the cookies would be meat.

And everyone loves meat.
#85 to #84 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
cant rape the willing
#86 to #85 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
Not with that attitude.
#87 to #86 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
thats my line
#51 to #50 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
Oh, don't worry, it's always awkward with me around.
Oh, don't worry, it's always awkward with me around.
#52 to #51 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
You and I must go as well together as mastubation and loneliness!
#53 to #52 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
Yes!
Like tiny cats and big boobs!
#54 to #53 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
or like women having huge dicks!
#55 to #54 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
Women with huge dicks are the best!
Also I remember that reaction image, I think I cropped it in my alt acc.
User avatar #59 to #55 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
You're apparently a great guy.
User avatar #62 to #59 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #61 to #59 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
I guess I am. Guy who came here in my profile too!
User avatar #65 to #61 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
Ofc you are if you like dicks.
#66 to #65 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
Dicks are awesome.
#79 to #66 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
Dicks are the best
#81 to #79 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
A good dick always does the trick.
#56 to #55 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
i love you non-homosexualy
i love you non-homosexualy
#57 to #56 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
Y-you too

homo
#58 to #57 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
its only gay if swords cross
#60 to #58 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
Then shall we duel as MEN?
#64 to #63 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
LET OUR BLADES MEET IN PENETRATION!
#67 to #64 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
let me sheath my latin sword on your man nature pocket
#68 to #67 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
And then, even though Lily knew Lily's fate, Lily knew Lily would never disagree. And that Lily uses third person on self a lot.
And then, even though Lily knew Lily's fate, Lily knew Lily would never disagree. And that Lily uses third person on self a lot.
#69 to #68 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
AXE IS CONFUSED!
#70 to #69 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
I too. But always.
I too. But always.
#71 to #70 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
so we riding eachother or what?
#72 to #71 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
I guess.
I guess.
#73 to #72 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
that will be 19,99$
that will be 19,99$
#74 to #73 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
I'm afraid I'll have to pay with cookies
#75 to #74 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
you might have gotten one or two things right on that picture
#44 - anonymous (11/22/2014) [-]
hora
User avatar #45 to #44 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
Are you snake?
#43 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (11/20/2014) [-]
**semenslurpinglily rolled image**
#42 - cirruss (10/30/2014) [-]
because I'd use this for Halloween
because I'd use this for Halloween
#41 - cirruss has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #20 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Good morning
User avatar #21 to #20 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Heya, morning.
User avatar #22 to #21 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Sleep well?
User avatar #23 to #22 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Yep. And you?
Also comment-chat is welrd.
User avatar #24 to #23 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Slept well,got 3ish hours so that will last me all dayHow come it's weird?
User avatar #25 to #24 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
I dunno, it's weird to talk like this with such delay.
And whaddya mean 3ish hours?
User avatar #26 to #25 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Ah. Delay may be kinda long. And 3-ish hours of sleep
User avatar #27 to #26 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Well, **** . Wouldn't it be better to rest more?
User avatar #28 to #27 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Or wouldn't it?
User avatar #29 to #28 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
I can manage just fine with 3 hours
User avatar #30 to #29 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Still, woozy for the day, eh?
Anyway, whatcha up to?
User avatar #31 to #30 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
ABSOLUTELY nothing
User avatar #32 to #31 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Can't steam either? I didn't get why.
User avatar #33 to #32 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Because im too lazy to download
User avatar #34 to #33 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Ah. I see.
User avatar #35 to #34 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Yep I'll get it eventually though
User avatar #36 to #35 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Alright. It's a good essential.
User avatar #37 to #36 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Yep I'll probably get WoT blitz firstly tho
User avatar #38 to #37 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Nice priorities.
Make sure to get more **** too, it'll be fun.
User avatar #39 to #38 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Well I'm still trying to keep games away from phone so I'm not constantly playing on it
User avatar #40 to #39 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
True. But steam's more of a social thingamajigger.
Besides phones are like gameboys too.
#18 - theflamingfire (10/12/2014) [-]
Don't 						****					 with me ill burn you
Don't **** with me ill burn you
User avatar #19 to #18 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (10/12/2014) [-]
Ok.
User avatar #17 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
#15 - anonymous (09/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #12 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
Man, that is such a great name.
User avatar #13 to #12 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
Why thank you. I got it from japan.
User avatar #14 to #13 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
That is oddly coherent.
User avatar #6 - mayormilkman (05/11/2013) [-]
lolwut
User avatar #7 to #6 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
Is that lolwut to me, my username, my actions, or just a recent comment?
User avatar #8 to #7 - mayormilkman (05/11/2013) [-]
The username.
User avatar #9 to #8 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
Well, it all started when I was just a little seed. As a typical plant, that's when I got my first "thought" as you humans might call them. I was just living as a typical plant seed, absorbing the nutrients I had before I could reach the ground and all of that stuff. The funny part begins when I finally settle down on the ground, where I can grow and make photosynthesis, but plot twist: I actually land on a dead girl! As a plant, I don't really give a **** , but I get a crazy idea: What if I try to connect with this girl's brain? She felt like she was still fresh, and so I somehow made it, adjusting my roots in her head from her left eye, and I manage to control her body, only that I make it more plant-like. I make it so that she doesn't need a hearbeat and that she only needs to breathe one big breath a day, and after everything is complete, the body is completely under my control. Then I try to get my nourishment, since the body's getting dry. I try eating food and drinking water, but the human digestive system apparently doesn't work so well when mixed with me, and so I search far and wide for some way to get my nutrients. Finally, the body can't even move, I was without nourishment for a long time. Funny thing is that a homeless man appears, and by the looks of it, he was really "lonely" to put it with the best words. He takes the body and begins ******* it, and when he cums (luckily early enough), I feel myself being nourished by his semen. And so, I discovered the best way to get nutrition in a human body.

TL;DR: Fap on trees.
#46 to #9 - andriod (11/23/2014) [-]
This sounds like something right out of MGQ
User avatar #47 to #46 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
I am based off of MGQ, so it makes sense.

It also expands some dong.
#48 to #47 - andriod (11/23/2014) [-]
I may have lied
User avatar #49 to #48 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
All the dongs shall rise, give nutrition, and help our cause!
Plants will suck dicks!
User avatar #10 to #9 - mayormilkman (05/11/2013) [-]
At first I thought this would be a copypasta, but...
Fasntnig.
User avatar #2 to #1 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
Thank you.
You also seem nice, gas-mask christmas-commemorator.
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