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#176 - actualghost (04/15/2015) [-]
You actually want some horse dong sites? Cause i got some horse dong sites.
User avatar #177 to #176 - semenslurpinglily (04/15/2015) [-]
Well **** I lost my chance didn't I?
#178 to #177 - actualghost (04/15/2015) [-]
Did i forget to mention it's a daily chance? Soon as i get home
Did i forget to mention it's a daily chance? Soon as i get home
#179 to #178 - semenslurpinglily (04/15/2015) [-]
Woohoo, I hope I'm not offline then!
#180 to #179 - actualghost (04/15/2015) [-]
You wanted REAL dongs right? Just making sure i'm providing you with the right material you know.
You wanted REAL dongs right? Just making sure i'm providing you with the right material you know.
User avatar #181 to #180 - semenslurpinglily (04/15/2015) [-]
Yep.
And quite the timing we have.
#182 to #181 - actualghost (04/15/2015) [-]
ikr?
Ok ok, i know you probably know some of these
But here
pastebin.com/rnRbcm04
#190 to #182 - misanthrizzle (04/17/2015) [-]
I used to be into this
thx m8
#192 to #190 - actualghost (04/18/2015) [-]
Get to it then. Go. Do it.
#193 to #192 - misanthrizzle (04/18/2015) [-]
can't i'm doing nofap
can't i'm doing nofap
User avatar #195 to #193 - semenslurpinglily (04/19/2015) [-]
Come on bro, it'll be fun.
#196 to #195 - actualghost (04/19/2015) [-]
Talking bout fun, found anything good?
User avatar #197 to #196 - semenslurpinglily (04/19/2015) [-]
Liked a few things.
Downloaded a movie too, La Bete. Didn't watch a lot, only pieces. Gotta say it all looks incredible, though since I skipped around, I saw a dong only once.

All else good!
#198 to #197 - actualghost (04/19/2015) [-]
Oh that thing yeah, bretty weird. Also kinda related i guess, cute beast from 2014
User avatar #199 to #198 - semenslurpinglily (04/19/2015) [-]
Oh, nice.
I guess I should check more too, but now I know I can check more too!

And yeah, they are. Thanks again! Seriously, it's awesome these things there!
#194 to #193 - actualghost (04/18/2015) [-]
Nofap april? Is that even a thing?
#183 to #182 - semenslurpinglily (04/15/2015) [-]
Thanks mate.
I didn't even know this pastebin or whatever, and I never knew 8ch had it.

But again, thanks for the equine dong, matey!
#184 to #183 - actualghost (04/15/2015) [-]
Dude, please, call me dongy.  Enjoy
Dude, please, call me dongy. Enjoy
#186 to #185 - actualghost (04/16/2015) [-]
Gaybeast is up. I repeat. Gaybeast is up.
User avatar #187 to #186 - semenslurpinglily (04/16/2015) [-]
Time to go and watch it!
#188 to #187 - actualghost (04/16/2015) [-]
Yes do that! Just search for stallion or horse or something like that.
#189 to #188 - semenslurpinglily (04/16/2015) [-]
Thank you so much Dongie.
Thank you so much Dongie.
#140 - goldendarknessx (04/05/2015) [-]
>not replying to my comment.
#163 to #140 - semenslurpinglily (04/06/2015) [-]
HDN Victory I guess.
The evaluations pissed me off because I found quests repetitive.
#164 to #163 - goldendarknessx (04/06/2015) [-]
Oh the evaluations, yeah the quests suck to grind out the shares to get different endings.
Oh the evaluations, yeah the quests suck to grind out the shares to get different endings.
#165 to #164 - semenslurpinglily (04/06/2015) [-]
Oh, it affects the ending too.
Lovely.
#166 to #165 - goldendarknessx (04/06/2015) [-]
Get good scrub.
#167 to #166 - semenslurpinglily (04/06/2015) [-]
Who's that dude again? He looks familiar.
#168 to #167 - goldendarknessx (04/06/2015) [-]
Seananners the best youtuber out there.
Seananners the best youtuber out there.
#169 to #168 - semenslurpinglily (04/06/2015) [-]
Ah, I watched a few vids.
They feel very disconnected, but he's cool.
#170 to #169 - goldendarknessx (04/06/2015) [-]
Mr sark is second best.
#171 to #170 - semenslurpinglily (04/06/2015) [-]
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrHe sounds nice.   
I should watch some.
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrHe sounds nice.
I should watch some.
#172 to #171 - goldendarknessx (04/06/2015) [-]
He's ruthless that's what makes it all the more funny.
He's ruthless that's what makes it all the more funny.
User avatar #173 to #172 - semenslurpinglily (04/06/2015) [-]
I guess I should.
People who aren't afraid of anything are best.
#141 to #140 - semenslurpinglily (04/05/2015) [-]
**** , sorry Goldie I forgot about them comment chains.
#142 to #141 - goldendarknessx (04/05/2015) [-]
Don't think you can get away with it by calling me goldie.... but you're so damn adorable it's hard to stay mad at you.
#143 to #142 - semenslurpinglily (04/05/2015) [-]
I'll call you Goldie until it works. And watch Nepneps too while it does.
Goldie Goldie.

But how are you, Super Sweetie?
#144 to #143 - goldendarknessx (04/05/2015) [-]
Well whichever one makes you love me more darling.

Not to bad, finally enjoying the sun for once and it's a real rarity to have weather like this in Scotland.
#146 to #144 - semenslurpinglily (04/05/2015) [-]
Also are there good beaches around? I hope so. Unless you're the kind of person who'll just open the window to rest while sunbathing.
#145 to #144 - semenslurpinglily (04/05/2015) [-]
Nice nice, so it'll get neat and warm I hope. Not over 40 Celsius too I bet! Just nice and warm, and leaving you comfy.

And it doesn't matter whatever you post, I just found the sudden Compa extra cute!
#147 to #145 - goldendarknessx (04/05/2015) [-]
We get sun a few times a year not very much so you have to enjoy what you can while you can you know. The beaches over here suck balls but our garden is starting to shape up now it's been fun working on it the past few weekends.   
   
Original compa is best compa.
We get sun a few times a year not very much so you have to enjoy what you can while you can you know. The beaches over here suck balls but our garden is starting to shape up now it's been fun working on it the past few weekends.

Original compa is best compa.

#148 to #147 - semenslurpinglily (04/05/2015) [-]
**** , I ****** up and called Peashy Compa.

And good, I know the feeling of beaches that suck horrible, but gardening's pretty good, even though I have no ******* clue how that **** works!
#149 to #148 - goldendarknessx (04/05/2015) [-]
Peashy is the bumble bee kid and compa is the nurse with big tits. there that should help.

Well to be fair I don't know much about it either but I'm learning.
User avatar #150 to #149 - semenslurpinglily (04/05/2015) [-]
I know a bit, and I knew who she was, I just messed up the name.
Every Nep is secretly Compa.
#151 to #150 - goldendarknessx (04/05/2015) [-]
Oh yeah you''ll have to give me your PSN name sometime.

Also who's your best HDN girl?
#152 to #151 - semenslurpinglily (04/05/2015) [-]
Plutia.
I just am magically good at her, even feeling I suck with her.
#153 to #152 - goldendarknessx (04/05/2015) [-]
but she sucks, the best ones to go in with is neptune, nepgear (best), compa (for healing)    
and Norie.
but she sucks, the best ones to go in with is neptune, nepgear (best), compa (for healing)
and Norie.
#154 to #153 - semenslurpinglily (04/05/2015) [-]
I know, which is why I said I'm magically good with her. It makes absolutely no sense, and yes Noire is way better.
#155 to #154 - goldendarknessx (04/05/2015) [-]
But with nepgear when you get the exe drive up and use her skill "celestial severance" you can almost 1 shot the final boss.
But with nepgear when you get the exe drive up and use her skill "celestial severance" you can almost 1 shot the final boss.
#156 to #155 - semenslurpinglily (04/05/2015) [-]
I didn't know that, I need to Nep2 more. Hell, she's my fav Nep too.
#157 to #156 - goldendarknessx (04/05/2015) [-]
Just have to make sure you level her up a lot and get a good lily rank with Vert cause what vert does it she can remove the maximum hit limit (9999)
Just have to make sure you level her up a lot and get a good lily rank with Vert cause what vert does it she can remove the maximum hit limit (9999)
#158 to #157 - semenslurpinglily (04/05/2015) [-]
That sounds ******* awesome.
I will once I get to actually beating Victory instead of being a lazy **** about it.
And Fedegon44 is my PSN, though I'll leave soon now.
#159 to #158 - goldendarknessx (04/05/2015) [-]
It really is so if you're ever stuck on an RPG I've played then just ask. I'd be glad to help.
It really is so if you're ever stuck on an RPG I've played then just ask. I'd be glad to help.
#161 to #159 - semenslurpinglily (04/06/2015) [-]
It's not so much stuck as hating the end-chaper evaluations.
#162 to #161 - goldendarknessx (04/06/2015) [-]
What we talking about here?
What we talking about here?
User avatar #131 - murrlogic (04/04/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #133 to #132 - murrlogic (04/04/2015) [-]
morning.
User avatar #134 to #133 - semenslurpinglily (04/04/2015) [-]
Hello hello Murr, how be ya?
#135 to #134 - murrlogic (04/04/2015) [-]
I just woke up. Now I am waiting on some comics and porn
User avatar #136 to #135 - semenslurpinglily (04/04/2015) [-]
Cool.
What kind, and what kind?
#137 to #136 - murrlogic has deleted their comment [-]
#138 to #137 - semenslurpinglily (04/04/2015) [-]
Seems your taste is rich.

But in all seriousness, I have nothing serious to say.
User avatar #129 - masterboll (03/25/2015) [-]
theres something about your name that catches my eye all the time

im gonna steal it some day
User avatar #130 to #129 - semenslurpinglily (03/25/2015) [-]
You can try, but is your kung fu strong?
User avatar #131 to #130 - masterboll (03/25/2015) [-]
ill just change lily to something else so you wont know
User avatar #127 - ayumu (03/20/2015) [-]
you shouldn't slurp semen
slurping is poor manners
eat semen quitely
#121 - AlcoholicGoth (03/19/2015) [-]
Your name interested me, if you're wondering why the add.
Your name interested me, if you're wondering why the add.
User avatar #122 to #121 - semenslurpinglily (03/19/2015) [-]
Thank! I hope I'm interesting too, beered up darkness!
#123 to #122 - AlcoholicGoth (03/19/2015) [-]
So far so good lol   
I'm like the profile btw
So far so good lol
I'm like the profile btw
User avatar #124 to #123 - semenslurpinglily (03/19/2015) [-]
Cool, nothing beats color coordination.
Except a good meal
#125 to #124 - AlcoholicGoth (03/19/2015) [-]
Also coffee...and sex sometimes together if you're creative enough..but that's a story for another day
#126 to #125 - semenslurpinglily (03/19/2015) [-]
I wish I had sex
with a woman
It's kinda hard being bi when you only take it up the ass

But yes, coffee's good
User avatar #113 - duelknight (02/26/2015) [-]
*stalks loudly*
#114 to #113 - semenslurpinglily (02/26/2015) [-]
Izzere a stalka round heah?
User avatar #116 to #114 - duelknight (02/26/2015) [-]
No, just a guy who got lost from the front page and wondered over here...
User avatar #117 to #116 - semenslurpinglily (02/26/2015) [-]
Welcome!
Want a drink? We specialize in semen.
User avatar #118 to #117 - duelknight (02/27/2015) [-]
I would like some alcohol
I've seen some **** i would like to forget
User avatar #120 to #118 - semenslurpinglily (02/27/2015) [-]
**semenslurpinglily hands you some wine**
Welcome to Lily's.
User avatar #112 - giffythetoad (02/26/2015) [-]
I like your username.
That is all.
User avatar #115 to #112 - semenslurpinglily (02/26/2015) [-]
Thankie thanks!
User avatar #106 - murrlogic (02/20/2015) [-]
boop
#108 to #107 - murrlogic (02/20/2015) [-]
Hello

How are you?
User avatar #109 to #108 - semenslurpinglily (02/20/2015) [-]
Fine fine! And ya?
#110 to #109 - murrlogic (02/20/2015) [-]
Getting drunk and waiting on art projects
#105 to #104 - tigtone (02/10/2015) [-]
This map lead me to this lake with an overabundance of lilies.
#91 - havockwzy (01/14/2015) [-]
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
#92 to #91 - semenslurpinglily (01/14/2015) [-]
You best repeat that every day to make it daily.
#93 to #92 - havockwzy (01/14/2015) [-]
what do i get in return?
#94 to #93 - semenslurpinglily (01/14/2015) [-]
A sense of accomplishment.
And nothing more.
#50 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
since we are friends now, i can crash on your profile and it wont be awkward
User avatar #88 to #50 - lnyanchl ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
that's porn
#89 to #88 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
not its clearly 3
#76 to #50 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
Cookies are cool.   
   
Coolkies.
Cookies are cool.

Coolkies.
User avatar #77 to #76 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
that **** better be chocolate and not raisins!
#78 to #77 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
You dare think so low of me?

You dare think your trust was misplaced so badly?

You dare believe Lily might be such a cruel being as to put raisins in a cookie?
#80 to #78 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
YES! I need to dig on to you deeper until i can trust you with my hollow space where my heart should be
YES! I need to dig on to you deeper until i can trust you with my hollow space where my heart should be
#82 to #80 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
Don't worry, the worst thing Lily would stick in the cookies would be meat.

And everyone loves meat.
#85 to #84 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
cant rape the willing
#86 to #85 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
Not with that attitude.
#87 to #86 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
thats my line
#51 to #50 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
Oh, don't worry, it's always awkward with me around.
Oh, don't worry, it's always awkward with me around.
#52 to #51 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
You and I must go as well together as mastubation and loneliness!
#53 to #52 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
Yes!
Like tiny cats and big boobs!
#54 to #53 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
or like women having huge dicks!
#55 to #54 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
Women with huge dicks are the best!
Also I remember that reaction image, I think I cropped it in my alt acc.
User avatar #59 to #55 - keltainenlumi (11/27/2014) [-]
You're apparently a great guy.
User avatar #61 to #59 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
I guess I am. Guy who came here in my profile too!
User avatar #65 to #61 - keltainenlumi (11/27/2014) [-]
Ofc you are if you like dicks.
#66 to #65 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
Dicks are awesome.
#79 to #66 - keltainenlumi (11/27/2014) [-]
Dicks are the best
#81 to #79 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
A good dick always does the trick.
#56 to #55 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
i love you non-homosexualy
i love you non-homosexualy
#58 to #57 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
its only gay if swords cross
#60 to #58 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
Then shall we duel as MEN?
#64 to #63 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
LET OUR BLADES MEET IN PENETRATION!
#67 to #64 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
let me sheath my latin sword on your man nature pocket
#68 to #67 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
And then, even though Lily knew Lily's fate, Lily knew Lily would never disagree. And that Lily uses third person on self a lot.
And then, even though Lily knew Lily's fate, Lily knew Lily would never disagree. And that Lily uses third person on self a lot.
#69 to #68 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
AXE IS CONFUSED!
#70 to #69 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
I too. But always.
I too. But always.
#71 to #70 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
so we riding eachother or what?
#72 to #71 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
I guess.
I guess.
#73 to #72 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
that will be 19,99$
that will be 19,99$
#74 to #73 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
I'm afraid I'll have to pay with cookies
#75 to #74 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
you might have gotten one or two things right on that picture
#44 - anonymous (11/22/2014) [-]
hora
User avatar #45 to #44 - semenslurpinglily (11/22/2014) [-]
Are you snake?
#43 - semenslurpinglily (11/20/2014) [-]
**semenslurpinglily rolled image**
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