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#15 - Sound a bit distracted, look at cute birdies if it's outside. … 12/28/2014 on Smooth as fuck +3
#11 - Describing stuff like that always makes it seem easier. … 12/28/2014 on Matter of perspective +6
#31 - please explain 12/28/2014 on Puzzle +3
#50 - Lemme take notes.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2014 on RPG Fag 0
User avatar #52 - sumerfag (12/28/2014) [-]
Sexlab is a framework for skyrim the adds a bunch of sex animations, on its own it's juut a resource but there are many mods that use this resource and/or add on to it, and there's some really kinky shit for it. When you install the sexlab framework you have some options in MCM that change how the mods use sexlab, one of these being a nudesuit which is just a low-poly textureless penis shape however there is a mod for sexlab called nudesuit varients that increases the number of polys and gives it texture and I find this works best with sexlab since the animations were made with that penis' dimensions in mind.
#41 - Schlongs of Skyrim. 12/27/2014 on RPG Fag 0
#23 - SoS?  [+] (5 new replies) 12/27/2014 on RPG Fag 0
User avatar #48 - sumerfag (12/28/2014) [-]
Actually I prefer nudesuit variants for sexlab because they fit the sexlab animations better
User avatar #50 - semenslurpinglily (12/28/2014) [-]
Lemme take notes.
User avatar #52 - sumerfag (12/28/2014) [-]
Sexlab is a framework for skyrim the adds a bunch of sex animations, on its own it's juut a resource but there are many mods that use this resource and/or add on to it, and there's some really kinky shit for it. When you install the sexlab framework you have some options in MCM that change how the mods use sexlab, one of these being a nudesuit which is just a low-poly textureless penis shape however there is a mod for sexlab called nudesuit varients that increases the number of polys and gives it texture and I find this works best with sexlab since the animations were made with that penis' dimensions in mind.
User avatar #40 - karvarausku (12/27/2014) [-]
SoS?
User avatar #41 - semenslurpinglily (12/27/2014) [-]
Schlongs of Skyrim.
#15 - Picture 12/27/2014 on Joan Cornellà Comp 0
#57 - So he's the complete opposite of batman? Makes them feel overc…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2014 on Deadpool 2016 poster +9
User avatar #95 - thechosentroll (12/27/2014) [-]
Kind of. More like annoys them until they fuck up.
#352723 - Only related to the board, but I sometimes imagined a silly id…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/27/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #352786 - aoeui (12/27/2014) [-]
show me your tits and I'll make it happen
User avatar #352740 - rynkar (12/27/2014) [-]
I can only imagine the area supposed to be the hating board just has shit everywhere and people going 'FUCKING PISS'
User avatar #352724 - badmotorfinger (12/27/2014) [-]
still not sure what exactly princessren is
User avatar #352748 - shibe (12/27/2014) [-]
bae
#352727 - princessren (12/27/2014) [-]
your supreme overlord
#19 - Second time I used this today. And arousal also needs to b… 12/27/2014 on id still fuck all of em 0

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#50 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
since we are friends now, i can crash on your profile and it wont be awkward
User avatar #88 to #50 - lnyanchl ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
that's porn
#89 to #88 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
not its clearly 3
#76 to #50 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
Cookies are cool.   
   
Coolkies.
Cookies are cool.

Coolkies.
User avatar #77 to #76 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
that **** better be chocolate and not raisins!
#78 to #77 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
You dare think so low of me?

You dare think your trust was misplaced so badly?

You dare believe Lily might be such a cruel being as to put raisins in a cookie?
#80 to #78 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
YES! I need to dig on to you deeper until i can trust you with my hollow space where my heart should be
YES! I need to dig on to you deeper until i can trust you with my hollow space where my heart should be
#82 to #80 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
Don't worry, the worst thing Lily would stick in the cookies would be meat.

And everyone loves meat.
#85 to #84 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
cant rape the willing
#86 to #85 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
Not with that attitude.
#87 to #86 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
thats my line
#51 to #50 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
Oh, don't worry, it's always awkward with me around.
Oh, don't worry, it's always awkward with me around.
#52 to #51 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
You and I must go as well together as mastubation and loneliness!
#53 to #52 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
Yes!
Like tiny cats and big boobs!
#54 to #53 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
or like women having huge dicks!
#55 to #54 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
Women with huge dicks are the best!
Also I remember that reaction image, I think I cropped it in my alt acc.
User avatar #59 to #55 - keltainenlumi (11/27/2014) [-]
You're apparently a great guy.
User avatar #61 to #59 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
I guess I am. Guy who came here in my profile too!
User avatar #65 to #61 - keltainenlumi (11/27/2014) [-]
Ofc you are if you like dicks.
#66 to #65 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
Dicks are awesome.
#79 to #66 - keltainenlumi (11/27/2014) [-]
Dicks are the best
#81 to #79 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
A good dick always does the trick.
#56 to #55 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
i love you non-homosexualy
i love you non-homosexualy
#58 to #57 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
its only gay if swords cross
#60 to #58 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
Then shall we duel as MEN?
#64 to #63 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
LET OUR BLADES MEET IN PENETRATION!
#67 to #64 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
let me sheath my latin sword on your man nature pocket
#68 to #67 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
And then, even though Lily knew Lily's fate, Lily knew Lily would never disagree. And that Lily uses third person on self a lot.
And then, even though Lily knew Lily's fate, Lily knew Lily would never disagree. And that Lily uses third person on self a lot.
#69 to #68 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
AXE IS CONFUSED!
#70 to #69 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
I too. But always.
I too. But always.
#71 to #70 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
so we riding eachother or what?
#72 to #71 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
I guess.
I guess.
#73 to #72 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
that will be 19,99$
that will be 19,99$
#74 to #73 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
I'm afraid I'll have to pay with cookies
#75 to #74 - havockwzy (11/27/2014) [-]
you might have gotten one or two things right on that picture
#44 - anonymous (11/22/2014) [-]
hora
User avatar #45 to #44 - semenslurpinglily (11/22/2014) [-]
Are you snake?
#43 - semenslurpinglily (11/20/2014) [-]
**semenslurpinglily rolled image**
#42 - cirruss (10/30/2014) [-]
because I'd use this for Halloween
because I'd use this for Halloween
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User avatar #20 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Good morning
User avatar #21 to #20 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Heya, morning.
User avatar #22 to #21 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Sleep well?
User avatar #23 to #22 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Yep. And you?
Also comment-chat is welrd.
User avatar #24 to #23 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Slept well,got 3ish hours so that will last me all dayHow come it's weird?
User avatar #25 to #24 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
I dunno, it's weird to talk like this with such delay.
And whaddya mean 3ish hours?
User avatar #26 to #25 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Ah. Delay may be kinda long. And 3-ish hours of sleep
User avatar #27 to #26 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Well, **** . Wouldn't it be better to rest more?
User avatar #28 to #27 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Or wouldn't it?
User avatar #29 to #28 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
I can manage just fine with 3 hours
User avatar #30 to #29 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Still, woozy for the day, eh?
Anyway, whatcha up to?
User avatar #31 to #30 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
ABSOLUTELY nothing
User avatar #32 to #31 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Can't steam either? I didn't get why.
User avatar #33 to #32 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Because im too lazy to download
User avatar #34 to #33 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Ah. I see.
User avatar #35 to #34 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Yep I'll get it eventually though
User avatar #36 to #35 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Alright. It's a good essential.
User avatar #37 to #36 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Yep I'll probably get WoT blitz firstly tho
User avatar #38 to #37 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Nice priorities.
Make sure to get more **** too, it'll be fun.
User avatar #39 to #38 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Well I'm still trying to keep games away from phone so I'm not constantly playing on it
User avatar #40 to #39 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
True. But steam's more of a social thingamajigger.
Besides phones are like gameboys too.
#18 - theflamingfire (10/12/2014) [-]
Don't 						****					 with me ill burn you
Don't **** with me ill burn you
User avatar #17 - semenslurpinglily (09/29/2014) [-]
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User avatar #12 - thebestpieever (09/09/2014) [-]
Man, that is such a great name.
User avatar #13 to #12 - semenslurpinglily (09/09/2014) [-]
Why thank you. I got it from japan.
User avatar #14 to #13 - thebestpieever (09/09/2014) [-]
That is oddly coherent.
User avatar #6 - mayormilkman (05/11/2013) [-]
lolwut
User avatar #7 to #6 - semenslurpinglily (05/11/2013) [-]
Is that lolwut to me, my username, my actions, or just a recent comment?
User avatar #8 to #7 - mayormilkman (05/11/2013) [-]
The username.
User avatar #9 to #8 - semenslurpinglily (05/11/2013) [-]
Well, it all started when I was just a little seed. As a typical plant, that's when I got my first "thought" as you humans might call them. I was just living as a typical plant seed, absorbing the nutrients I had before I could reach the ground and all of that stuff. The funny part begins when I finally settle down on the ground, where I can grow and make photosynthesis, but plot twist: I actually land on a dead girl! As a plant, I don't really give a **** , but I get a crazy idea: What if I try to connect with this girl's brain? She felt like she was still fresh, and so I somehow made it, adjusting my roots in her head from her left eye, and I manage to control her body, only that I make it more plant-like. I make it so that she doesn't need a hearbeat and that she only needs to breathe one big breath a day, and after everything is complete, the body is completely under my control. Then I try to get my nourishment, since the body's getting dry. I try eating food and drinking water, but the human digestive system apparently doesn't work so well when mixed with me, and so I search far and wide for some way to get my nutrients. Finally, the body can't even move, I was without nourishment for a long time. Funny thing is that a homeless man appears, and by the looks of it, he was really "lonely" to put it with the best words. He takes the body and begins ******* it, and when he cums (luckily early enough), I feel myself being nourished by his semen. And so, I discovered the best way to get nutrition in a human body.

TL;DR: Fap on trees.
#46 to #9 - andriod (11/23/2014) [-]
This sounds like something right out of MGQ
User avatar #47 to #46 - semenslurpinglily (11/23/2014) [-]
I am based off of MGQ, so it makes sense.

It also expands some dong.
#48 to #47 - andriod (11/23/2014) [-]
I may have lied
User avatar #49 to #48 - semenslurpinglily (11/23/2014) [-]
All the dongs shall rise, give nutrition, and help our cause!
Plants will suck dicks!
User avatar #10 to #9 - mayormilkman (05/11/2013) [-]
At first I thought this would be a copypasta, but...
Fasntnig.
User avatar #2 to #1 - semenslurpinglily (04/28/2013) [-]
Thank you.
You also seem nice, gas-mask christmas-commemorator.
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