yes youve come to the right person i am a fag

Listen this guy is just more than that. I fell in love with him for a reason.

It's just that he won't accept me.

You're certainly one persistent son of a bitch, aight good to know. Bye Bitch.

Do you want a bullet in your brain the size of your ass after I'm done with ya?

If I wanted to kill myself all I would need to do is climb to your ego and jump to your IQ.

All I know if you're some random cunt making other peoples life depressing just cause yours is bad. Mate actually get a life.

What's wrong with being gay, you homo?

Well you've had more dicks up yours ass than me so probably not.

You really think I'm gonna sit and explain it to the likes of you?

are you trying to say if I'm high?

Mate what you talking about?

No I'm some fag that's in love with the user "semenslurpinglily".

I have to admit you're pretty ******* fast at replying.

That's actually a pretty good quality, I mean it really does save cleaning up.

YES!

Now Mr Rodgers, I'm a gambling man so I hope you're willing to throw it all on the line.

Hello hello
What brings you to our (read:my) lovely abode today?

you like traps and guys with thick butts.

Indeed I do. Even if they're not feminine.

How's this?...
puu.sh/laPk2/06a3a83a99.jpg

... good.

Very good yeah.

Especially those stockings/kneesocks or whatever they're called, going with such a nice butt hhgn

glad you like it <3

But ya really like exposing yourself it looks like.
Good.
Also, do you have a site or something? Just out of curiosity. (I mean I'd like it yeah, but seriously... that's top-quality boybutt.)

I dont have a site :c
I have skype?

I forgot to send it as always.
I was just wandering, because I always see you around the site and all.
It's hard to read a person who shows their butt too, but never in a bad way.

im not sure I understand?

I ****** up the sentence and forgot what I meant to saying.
: (
If I remember I'll remember and say I think.

okaaayy

Hello Val.

how are you?

Doing fine, and how about yourself?

sad cause my favorite characters in a game died :c

Always sucks.
Especially when no choice or nothing.

Also wondering if should Undertale or nah.

undertale?

You can befriend enemies instead of killing.

Their selling point.

I think you actually have friendship options other than just talking for every char too.

thats cool.

Your average semen slurper.

ha gay

**mynameisnotmike rolled user yourinvisiblegf **

yes

Hello, and please don't mind my **** humor.

Evening.

Morning.
After 8 hours.

Still Morning.

Well, I watched the first season and certainly liked it. I guess I am!
Foot stuff, nah, not really. Wait do tickles count?

I'm just a random bi guy who acts slightly lewd, so expect it to be my natural stance.

Just wait until season two, best season in my opinion. Though, 5 is defenetly better than 3 and 4, if not due to Slice Of Life alone.
Pro tip, each season has 26 episodes, except season 3, which only has 13.
It's weird, I know.
Kinky~
I'm not into it, but it seems like it could be fun to receive.

That's cool, I like to be more sweet and lovable then lewd, but I'm a very sexual person in general, so I don't mind at all. I using "then" purposefully.
So uh, I'm from Ohio, you?

Well, I mean expect me to bring along lewd at randoms. That's what happens when you're my friend- you get hentai ever so often. If I think you like it!

Anyway was from Brazil, moved to Florida. So english might suck and you know the usual.

Oh damn.
I was wondering how attractive you are, but you're from Brazil, so now I know you're sexy.
Everything in Brazil is sexy.
Sexy men, sexy women, sexy cars, sexy food...

So, are you poor too?
Oh! And what games do you play?

>Me
>Sexy

Well this conversation got flirty fast and so wrong fast. So I just gotta say no- unless you have a serious fat fetish. But srsly no. And no too, by the way. :\

Nah, I moved to the US, ****** fun!
And not many, but I like Payday 2 lately, some TF2 VERY once in a while, 100% Orange Juice, and sometimes the flash game ShellShock 2.

I'm not sure what you mean by "No too", but you can fix that, baby!
If you don't like the way you are, there's only one person who can fix that.

How come you don't like TF2?
Too silly? Or too hard?casul

Nah,I just suck at TF2. And I play little **** . Though I play very little of anything I play. I lazy around all day. I also suck at everything I play.
But can fun. Maybe.

Oh sweetheart, there's only one way you're going to get better at it.
Everyone is horrible at everything at one point.

So, what are you into? Other than bondage, that's obvious.

Almost everything. I think. Just common **** gotta say.
Also I mostly act like that weird cat lady down the street who treats people like cats.

And I've been playing since 2009, so yeah, I just suck perpetually at every game that isn't Touhou.

Would you mind sharing?

Well, I just like everything except guro and scat to be honest.
But yeah, sometimes nothing's enough or everything's excessive.

Actually, I meant links, but I agree. Everything but guro and scat is great.
Are you into Furroh wait you love horsecocks too...

Yeah.
As I said, everything.
So not fun to try to think a lot what I think so I have to filter.
:<

If you don't wanna share, that's okay.
Here's my "Powerpoint Presentation": www.dropbox.com/sh/ktlnvz93ej7byrh/AABzKbRFp2tttOt4CjNeY0gla?dl=0

Sweetheart, you don't have to filter out anything.
I'll be fine with it I'm sure.
I follow Shadman's stuff.

Heya heya.

What's up?

Warframe. you?

As per usual, nothing. At least for the next couple hours I think.

aw

I should get back to Warframe though.
Never left first few planets though.

I have 2000 hours >.<

Nice! **** must keep competitive at this point then! Shame I suck at getting into some games.

>>269, Actually play much else?

Ayoo

Hi ho there

How's it goin?

Pretty good.
And with ya?

Pretty swell. I have sports day tomorrow which is nice. Although it's pretty late so I'm more than likely to be tired tomorrow.

So, who's your favourite 2hu?

Patchu.

And yours?

By the way, eat plenty in breakfast so either A) You won't get tired during sports day. |OR| B) You **** your pants as you run.

I've always veered towards Reisen.

The less weight the quicker I run. gotta go fast

Do you play many games?

Eh, not really. I play stuff, but mostly a weird game at a time, so not much.

I wish I played more, even though I never feel like playing much.

Also I like chess once in a while, except I suck balls at it.

I really like chess. I'm super bad at it too, but every game is like a learning experience almost, it's super fun to play.

We should try it and suck together.
Just like a gay 69.

So, want to play tomorrow?

It's bed time so I might not get your next reply.

Sure. I like playing it, especially when I don't know what I'm up against.

Also sleep well.

Thanks, 'night.

Didn't you tell otherwise before?
And as long as I can get a lollipop later.

Couldn't think of anything to post.

I getcha. 4.5 GB of 2hus and I still must pick carefully for what I like.

Mostly because it's filled with **** .

What's 2hu?

All demn 2hus be Touhous.
I also have surprisingly few 2hu yukkuris (these tiny head-slimes), which is surprisin.

Sounds just like another fetish I don't understand.

It's not a fetish.
Really.

Actually it is to some people, but it's one of the things I actually don't understand.

Yeah i'll believe it when I see.

Like I've said before, I've seen worse.

I can understand most things at least, even if they disturb me I can see how someone enjoys it, even if it makes them depraved.

This, however, is basically a blob with a face. It doesn't disgust me, it brings up legitimate curiosity from me, thinking which part of it people find sexy. Of course, I don't know how in the world someone would like so, but they show no sexual organs, and I just think "people must really like mouth-raping fantasies sometimes".

Sounds a bit like you, Also are you taking this piss? mouth-raping fantasies would be awesome.

Nah, it's just that it surprises me the sheer amount of porn and torture porn on them.
Also this character is Sekibanki. Her power is heads. Pick one to rape is common topic, and it's good.

Tell me how long have you been on the internet?

I would pick her, herself because just getting head ain't satisfying enough.

True and true.
And I guess I just think of them as innocent blobs filled with awkwardness, so imagining them getting ****** is like imagining Tomoko organizing an orgy, and succeeding.

Which we all know wouldn't happen.

Unless she harnessed the full power of the internet!

Golden Darkness is gonna do that first.

Heya heya!
No Steam or phone?

Phone is dead, parents are asleep and I'm on the school Chromebook which luckily doesn't have Funnyjunk unblocked

Internet is slower in the living room though ,so I'll take longer to respond.