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Gender: male
Age: 19
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, GBC, PS3, DS, PSP
Video Games Played: Skyrim, Just Cause 2, Assassins Creed, Fallout, Test Drive Unlimited 2, Batman Arkham Asylum+City, Call of Duty, Borderlands 2, GTA4,
Interests: Reading, Gaming, Writing and Tweeting.
Date Signed Up:10/04/2010
Last Login:4/19/2014
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The author of a book called Vampires, War, and Love. Try to be more outgoing but nerves usually get a deep grip.

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#54 - im not going to bother denying thats the first thing i did 03/29/2014 on Uhhh... 0
#81 - where can i get this??? 02/05/2014 on Walk out door get on floor 0
#2 - Do people truly do the first image?  [+] (9 new replies) 11/30/2013 on Black compilation +4
#19 - mattdoggy (11/30/2013) [-]
They started demanding reparations for their ancestors enslavement.
Basically they are demanding money for something that doesn't involve them at all which happened several hundred years ago

I can't tell you how many times at work people have demanded i lower their prices because they are black.
For example
>working grocery store
>extra fat darkling comes up in rascal full with two carts of food behind her
>everything from tripe and hog ears to lobster and Cornish game hen
>she talks about how she is going to sell some groceries in the quarters and buy some smokes and a new tv
>her total is over 800 dollars
>she yells at me calling me every swear word imaginable but is too fat to get off her rascal to look at me directly
>demands i use a discount card which i will get fired for using so i say no
>she begins telling her children to never trust a filthy white person and how we all want to make them slaves again
>she pays for it all on several food stamp cards while swearing at me steadily
>after that she demands i fetch her 2 cartons of smokes and then ring up over 200 dollars of alcohol for her
>i then had to take it outside and load it all in her brand new car while she asked me for gas money
>i went back inside, shut down my register and just sat in the back office for the rest of my shift because it rustled my jimmies so much
User avatar #145 - dwarfman (12/01/2013) [-]
I've met many douchebags in my life, but you caved to her you're allowing the problem to continue. If she burst a blood vessel over it, let your manager come over and see that you rung it up, and mention she demanded a discount. Don't be a beta pansy ass.
User avatar #131 - liquidvoodoo (12/01/2013) [-]
She asked.. You for gas money..?

Man, I feel so fucking angry after reading this...
User avatar #40 - toosexyforyou (11/30/2013) [-]
TLR Talk to your manager about shitty customers, they will usually work with you. Especially since they're in that position because they have to have some sort of people skills.

When I used to work at a grocery store, this woman came through my register with a cart full of items at the end of my shift, since I was still a minor the supervisor at the time, lets call her Mel, took over the register for me and I clocked out. I later heard the the woman was pissed off because half of her coupons did not work and cursed out Mel while she tried to explain it to the customer calmly. Mel does not like being called a cunt so once the customer got to that word, Mel had to leave and get our store manager to handle it, however she did not tell him that the customer cursed at her. The store manager gave the customer a small discount and sent her on her way, right when the customer left, the store manager found out about it and tried to find the customer and ban her from the store.

User avatar #38 - toosexyforyou (11/30/2013) [-]
Jesus fucking christ... you would be justified in asking for a raise and if your boss denied, then kindly resign and ask him if he wouldn't mind if you put him on your resume while you tried to find another job.
#34 - anonymous (11/30/2013) [-]
learn to work well with others of various ethnic backgrounds or I fear you will be working at that grocery store for a long, long time.

or perhaps youll get promoted to wizard. who really knows?
#106 - anonymous (12/01/2013) [-]
found the liberal douche
User avatar #4 - epicsandvich (11/30/2013) [-]
Yes...
I cannot tell you how many niggers play the race card at my work to try and get discounts.
I work at an amusement park and you can plan birthday parties there for $200 per party. Niggers never leave tips, always leave a mess, never help to clean up, always bitch at servers for not being good enough, and ALWAYS demand to have the price lowered.

It may not be writing a check, but you'd be an ignorant fuck if you said this doesn't happen.
#169 - anonymous (12/01/2013) [-]
I work in a nail salon and more times than none I get bigger tips from nonwhites... since I work at a nail salon for little girls they usually have birthday parties there and they also offer us food. Maybe you're just doing a shitty job and THAT's why you're not getting a tip.
#2 - that voice is just so dam boring! 11/13/2013 on One way doors 0
#26 - what let you down about it, i felt they hyped it up too much.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2013 on Star Citizen on [Low]... +2
#39 - caplocker (11/11/2013) [-]
For one, the online is the same mission just different people. "Go steal this car give it to this guy" "go kill this guy, take his shit"

over and over again. It just got old fast for me. I made it to level 36, which is far higher than I expected to get after how bored I got. I agree 100% though, too much hype.
#2 - I would have liked to have gone to american school mostly beca…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/06/2013 on Americans vs England school 0
User avatar #4 - multus (11/06/2013) [-]
As an American't, I'd like to say our schools suck.

We also have a King. Like the rest of Europe and the UK.
I know I'm wrong, I'm just making a slightly comedic point.

So yeah. Heil King Obongo.
User avatar #3 - nynewars (11/06/2013) [-]
The grass is always greener, man.

At one time I'd have wanted to go to school in Europe somewhere, but I just gave up on it after a while.
#16 - the video posted in the comments said it left them with third … 11/04/2013 on Welcome +2
#8 - llama day.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2013 on Take A Guess -1
User avatar #17 - asheskirata (08/30/2013) [-]
THAT'S A FUCKING CAMEL YOU UNEDUCATED SHIT
#29 - I call fake due to that, as in bitter chocolate, bitter proposal. 08/30/2013 on Moment of Silence 0
#21 - It's not about the money, it's about sending a message. 08/19/2013 on Random Scenario 0

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#4 - semaxtrue (09/14/2011) [-]
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User avatar #1 - anonemous ONLINE (03/23/2011) [-]
How to roll

At the very beginning of your comment you put *roll 9* < you need the asterisks, and the space, the numbers 1-9 determine the number of digits, test on your profile where you can erase it afterwards without anyone seeing and giving you red thumbs
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