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selongb

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Date Signed Up:11/15/2013
Last Login:1/15/2016
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#19 - White, Asian, Black, and Hispanic Muslims exist.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/26/2015 on (untitled) 0
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#20 - platinumaltaria (12/26/2015) [-]
That, my dear Bilbo, is the joke.
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#21 - selongb (12/26/2015) [-]
Ahhh... k

Honestly this site gets pretty "Poe's Law"-ish whenever Trump gets brought up.
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#22 - platinumaltaria (12/26/2015) [-]
I thought I was being obvious but apparently there is indeed no end to human stupidity.
#18 - what does a bible written in arabic have to do with this post?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/26/2015 on (untitled) +1
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#24 - psychotayto (12/26/2015) [-]
no i meant the other one with the cutting hands and beating women when they spoke
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#25 - selongb (12/26/2015) [-]
There exists no such holy book
#17 - **** forgot to login. 12/26/2015 on (untitled) 0
#17 - You rolled my favorite animu. Black Jack, if you didn't know 12/25/2015 on Black Christmas 0
#16 - **selongb used "*roll picture*"** **selongb rolled image *… 12/25/2015 on Black Christmas +7
#108 - actually it's really common to find pagan and other local euro… 12/25/2015 on what a polite man +1
#14 - I mean an upside-down cross is also a christian smybol  [+] (18 new replies) 12/24/2015 on what a polite man +133
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#30 - cashue (12/24/2015) [-]
isn't upside down cross with jesus on it (crucifix or how's that thing called) satanistic? Cause it's like....humiliating Jesus....ya know....just my opinion
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#32 - tenaciouslee (12/24/2015) [-]
I don't know.

I almost was about to comment how an upside down cross was a symbol of St. Peter's crucifixion, because he ordered to be crucified upside down as he didn't feel he deserved the same death Christ had.

But an upside down crucifix is not my area of expertise.
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#35 - cashue (12/25/2015) [-]
Well I am no edgy satanist or something and I know about the St. Peter's cross....but imho I'd say upside down crucifix might be satanistic...or at least Anti-Jesus since it must be really bad for christians to see The Son of God being crucified upside down.
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#36 - tenaciouslee (12/25/2015) [-]
To be honest, bro, I dunno.

Ask a priest or something.
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#39 - cashue (12/25/2015) [-]
I guess I found it. Upside down cross = chill; upside down crucifix = satan
#51 - lordofhell (12/25/2015) [-]
**lordofhell used "*roll picture*"**
**lordofhell rolled image**And satan=cool
#122 - cashue (12/25/2015) [-]
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#110 - kanduhuskedetder (12/25/2015) [-]
Nice try, Satan. If you want to roll with the youth you gotta blend in more. Your username was quite the giveaway.
#29 - soyfriedbryce (12/24/2015) [-]
That also is pretty much just an instant win. Pierces enemies, tons of damage, best deal with the devil item by far.
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#19 - karenoniks (12/24/2015) [-]
Mah nigga, I'll give you 2 red hearts for this.
#42 - momad (12/25/2015) [-]
>Not playing the lost
fucking casual
thank god this picture isnt relevant anymore
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#43 - adplum (12/25/2015) [-]
lost is easy now that it starts with the holy mantle.
The keeper is where it's at
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#44 - momad (12/25/2015) [-]
I just found out that i can just blowup the basements vases and hope to get a swallowed penny and become basically invincible after like 100 hours of playing the keeper
I may play this game too much
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#45 - adplum (12/25/2015) [-]
swallowed penny op
#26 - hyperhippy (12/24/2015) [-]
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#16 - Bruda (12/24/2015) [-]
Actually upside down cross was a Norse symbol as they slowly transitioned to Christianity. They thought it looked like Thor's hammer amulet so they wore it as for protection by Thor and Christen God.
#18 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
Sounds like a load of bull, really.
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#108 - selongb (12/25/2015) [-]
actually it's really common to find pagan and other local european customs mixed into christianity.
#16 - TRAITOR 12/24/2015 on Loyal trooper +1
#78 - I may be wrong, but i do believe that thats the joke.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/24/2015 on White Countries +1
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#85 - ferrocordis (12/24/2015) [-]
Good job.
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#79 - brothergrimm (12/24/2015) [-]
I'm normally pretty good at recognizing shit like that, but If that was mean to be a joke, it's a pretty terrible one.
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#86 - ferrocordis (12/24/2015) [-]
:c
#63 - It's not like I wanted to marry you or anything, baka.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2015 on When Senpai Notices You +1
#64 - theroflcer (12/23/2015) [-]
#12 - Being completely fair, smiling while shoving bread up a birds … 12/23/2015 on No time for your weak ass... 0
#5 - the **** is that 12/23/2015 on Paper airplanes 0
#14 - Picture 12/23/2015 on Fan Made Undertale Game +3
#9 - That tristen in the background always gets me 12/23/2015 on blaky blake +1
#12 - Do you want to donate to the PC fund? 12/23/2015 on Fan Made Undertale Game +3
#10 - mac version yet?  [+] (4 new replies) 12/23/2015 on Fan Made Undertale Game 0
#14 - selongb (12/23/2015) [-]
#11 - anon (12/23/2015) [-]
LOL BUY A PC FAGGOT
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#12 - selongb (12/23/2015) [-]
Do you want to donate to the PC fund?
#81 - EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ... Yeah i think I'd prefer E 12/23/2015 on Choose one 0
#6 - How to get your car scracthed or get a rock thrown throu…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/23/2015 on Move your damn bike bitch +8
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#8 - lolollo (12/23/2015) [-]
How to get your car scratched by some random kid who had his bike thrown in a tree by someone other than you. .

Yeah, good show...
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#7 - redknull (12/23/2015) [-]
How to get murdered if he finds the kid
#9 - anon (12/23/2015) [-]
how to get someone listed as a pedophile sex offender run away and claim they were trying to rape you.
#16 - NO, GO BACK TO YOUR CORNER 12/23/2015 on How it feels +24
#31 - Blame everything on feminism or the funnyjunk approach t…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/23/2015 on Thanks Florida +4
#39 - turtleshells (12/23/2015) [-]
**turtleshells used "*roll picture*"**
**turtleshells rolled image**So what you're saying is that blaming everything on feminism is just the new way to say "Thanks Obama"?
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#43 - natsuthesalamander (12/23/2015) [-]
that roll tho
#61 - Fynn was highly trained, just had a weak constitution. 12/23/2015 on TR-8R comp 0
#108 - Retracting to "it's a joke" saw that one coming. …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2015 on Have some keks -1
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#109 - creamymcgee (12/23/2015) [-]
Why are you looking for an argument? You're the one who took my original post too seriously and got upset when I dismissed you trying to take the moral high ground over a joke.
#15 - Log in and say it like a man 12/23/2015 on Media Blames Trump 0
#106 - No just have some decorum and try not to advocate for mass murder.  [+] (11 new replies) 12/23/2015 on Have some keks -2
#107 - creamymcgee (12/23/2015) [-]
Its a fucking joke you mongoloid. Try not taking things so seriously.
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#117 - creamymcgee (12/23/2015) [-]
Gee whiz, I guess if a joke isn't funny to someone, the person telling the joke is just retarded.
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#119 - ronyx (12/23/2015) [-]
hence the pretending
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#120 - creamymcgee (12/23/2015) [-]
You realize the joke behind the "pretending to be retarded" thing is the person is still retarded, right?
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#121 - ronyx (12/23/2015) [-]
I was making a joke off you, sorry you didn't get it.
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#123 - creamymcgee (12/23/2015) [-]
No I get it, I'm the one who is "pretending to be retarded" in your joke. Therefore I'm the stupid one.
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#124 - ronyx (12/23/2015) [-]
It's ok, it's ok
#126 - creamymcgee (12/23/2015) [-]
Whatever. At least I'm not the person calling somebody retarded because they didn't like a joke.
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#108 - selongb (12/23/2015) [-]
Retracting to "it's a joke" saw that one coming.

I'd believe you if you started with that, but no, you defended your position.
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#109 - creamymcgee (12/23/2015) [-]
Why are you looking for an argument? You're the one who took my original post too seriously and got upset when I dismissed you trying to take the moral high ground over a joke.
#102 - The fact that you have that ready for use doesn't help your ca…  [+] (13 new replies) 12/23/2015 on Have some keks -2
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#105 - creamymcgee (12/23/2015) [-]
What, am I supposed to leave and never come back because I made a joke you got offended by? Stop being such a baby.
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#106 - selongb (12/23/2015) [-]
No just have some decorum and try not to advocate for mass murder.
#107 - creamymcgee (12/23/2015) [-]
Its a fucking joke you mongoloid. Try not taking things so seriously.
#115 - ronyx (12/23/2015) [-]
#117 - creamymcgee (12/23/2015) [-]
Gee whiz, I guess if a joke isn't funny to someone, the person telling the joke is just retarded.
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#119 - ronyx (12/23/2015) [-]
hence the pretending
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#120 - creamymcgee (12/23/2015) [-]
You realize the joke behind the "pretending to be retarded" thing is the person is still retarded, right?
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#121 - ronyx (12/23/2015) [-]
I was making a joke off you, sorry you didn't get it.
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#123 - creamymcgee (12/23/2015) [-]
No I get it, I'm the one who is "pretending to be retarded" in your joke. Therefore I'm the stupid one.
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#124 - ronyx (12/23/2015) [-]
It's ok, it's ok
#126 - creamymcgee (12/23/2015) [-]
Whatever. At least I'm not the person calling somebody retarded because they didn't like a joke.
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#108 - selongb (12/23/2015) [-]
Retracting to "it's a joke" saw that one coming.

I'd believe you if you started with that, but no, you defended your position.
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#109 - creamymcgee (12/23/2015) [-]
Why are you looking for an argument? You're the one who took my original post too seriously and got upset when I dismissed you trying to take the moral high ground over a joke.

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User avatar #3 - helpful ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Woah dude you like really suck
User avatar #4 to #3 - selongb ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
You got a problem bro?
#9 to #4 - helpful ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Ahaha what
User avatar #11 to #9 - selongb ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
How the **** did you get a screen cap of that
User avatar #13 to #11 - helpful ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
In other words dude you like really suck
User avatar #12 to #11 - helpful ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
because I'm helpful and on your logics standing it is equivalent to misinformed propagated arguments that a seriously deranged and incomprehensibly jaded Bill O'riely would have constructed so im going to assume on that regard you have bought his book

form better and less propaganda fueled arguments
User avatar #14 to #12 - selongb ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Actually more of a Paul family guy myself.
User avatar #15 to #14 - helpful ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Right.

Much love

helpful
User avatar #8 to #4 - helpful ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
I saw that man, you dont make sense at all which explains your comments
User avatar #10 to #8 - selongb ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
If you don't have the mental capacity to follow my logic, then that is your problem. and on the deleted comment, I made a spelling mistake and tried to delete it before it was noticed
#5 to #4 - helpful ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
"Woah dude you like really suck" pretty much sums up everything man
User avatar #1 - Tafixados (02/24/2015) [-]
>inb4 first
you faggot
User avatar #2 to #1 - selongb ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
sheeeeeit
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