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selongb

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Date Signed Up:11/15/2013
Last Login:1/15/2016
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#5 - And humans use dolphins for hunting aid. Much like how humans … 01/04/2016 on Dogs 0
#3 - The true water dog.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2016 on Dogs 0
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#4 - Virt (01/04/2016) [-]
stupid lovable smile and humps everything it touches
yup its a water dog
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#5 - selongb (01/04/2016) [-]
And humans use dolphins for hunting aid. Much like how humans us dogs to flush out birds for hunting.
Dolphins helping Humans catch shoals of fish
#10 - This bitch is either stupid or an attention whore. R…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2016 on You dare mock... +4
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#25 - imofcnotharveydent (01/04/2016) [-]
it's not about dying, it's about feeling something or feeling physical pain instead of emotional. Why would someone fuck up their body for attention?
#36 - amicoolnowmom (01/04/2016) [-]
people are fucked in the head man. Some people kill themselves, some spend time on an irrelevant joke site. Shit is fucking weird, so let's just go play video games
#5 - I get where 5/7 comes from, but whats this 7/10 **** /  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2016 on Grammar 0
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#21 - nicktrue (01/04/2016) [-]
maybe he was trying to say 7.8/10?
#6 - the little **** bit on to her sock and when she picked …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/04/2016 on When your soccer skills... -11
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#12 - seniorawesomesauce (01/04/2016) [-]
it's a puppy, probably less than 4 months old. It was playing. Are you seriously footing the blame on it? It was an accident, they happen.
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#14 - PgFalcon (01/04/2016) [-]
How do you know it was a puppy and not some shitty inbred?
#8 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
That foul beast wasn't taught to fight its natural urge to play bite when he's excited by other people! It must be sentenced to slinging of the teeth!

That's what dogs do, you fucking retard. They bite, and you have to actively train them not to do so.

Judging by the fact that she seems to be from an upper middle class family and has a small white fluffy dog, she probably doesn't know what the hell she's doing, and the dog isn't trained for shit.

She doesn't know how to take care of it, and that's not the dog's fault.
#18 - It'a 16 for a surprising amount of states.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2016 on Cleavage space +5
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#22 - zetsuboukamina (01/04/2016) [-]
Most states
#11 - how foucking fat do you have to be to not even be able to wipe…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2016 on That's some next level shit 0
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#13 - dehnoobshow (01/04/2016) [-]
I'm guessing the proper term here would be very
#193 - Darude Sandstorm No, it's Africa, by Toto. It i…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2016 on Kodak moments +8
#194 - lujan (01/04/2016) [-]
I used to work at a restaurant where we had this on our radio station, but after a couple years they replaced it with Rosanna, which is an okay song, but Africa is better. Kilimanjaro
#39 - Buddhist*  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2016 on ANYONE! 0
#41 - mikepetru (01/04/2016) [-]
"Spongebob!"
#38 - someones a bit grumpy, maybe you need to call it a night huh bud? 01/04/2016 on ANYONE! +1
#62 - I might be the only one, but is anyone else excited about the … 01/02/2016 on future disney movies 0
#42 - So is it wrong that I think adult Frisk is hot? 01/01/2016 on Papyrus teaches Frisk a Lesson +2
#1 - Where have you been? What have you seen? Tell m… 01/01/2016 on WTF 0
#10 - I think the choice is obvious. 01/01/2016 on Name my new little buddy +3
#7 - **selongb rolled user theokkeli ** **** , who logged…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2016 on 2016 is the year IT happens 0
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#8 - theokkeli (01/01/2016) [-]
fuck, you got me
#13 - Or, and stay with me here, lets grow a ******* spine an… 12/31/2015 on Fair is fair -1
#16 - **** Leah, Kill Padme, and Marry Rey, in that order. 12/31/2015 on Fuck Marry Kill 0
#41 - Not that I doubt it, because Germany is actually on top …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/31/2015 on RIP Germany +7
#114 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
Okay no fuck off. You linked an Arabic website when you're trying to defend Arabs. If you go to websites that aren't leftist shit like you linked, you'll find much more crime committed by the "refugees." Look at Sweden for fucks sake.
#112 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
Most European news agencies won't even cover a crime if the perp is muslim. If they do report on the crime, they either won't mention the identity of the criminal, or they'll just refer to them as..."Asian".The only time they do mention they are Muslim are when the crimes are so blatantly religiously motivated. there is no way you can conceal their identity.
#109 - captaincapital (01/01/2016) [-]
and as most credible source 2015-2016, you use the news sites that are currently actively destroying europe together with merkel. one of the websites you linked is a fucking arabic website, if you hadn't noticed that yet.
#3 - Read it and then feel bad about yourself  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2015 on The hypocrite 0
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#4 - recoveryone (12/30/2015) [-]
I just want to know what Mazda has to do with this...
#5 - What game is this?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2015 on Toppest of Memes +2
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#7 - kavrick (12/30/2015) [-]
moon base alpha
#13 - Okay, it should be a two way street, Immigrants should learn t… 12/30/2015 on /pol/ on Sweden 0
#22 - Grey Wolf... I've had worse 12/29/2015 on (untitled) 0
#4 - Those were the days, downloading RAM off of a weird site to ma… 12/29/2015 on Sealand's Revenge +4
#5 - Holy **** ! i'm 300 lbs and even I struggle with one large pizza 12/29/2015 on feminazis +5
#6 - You know what I'm relieved, a LOL movie would be horrible 12/29/2015 on CAN'T WAIT FOR 2017 +2

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User avatar #3 - helpful ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Woah dude you like really suck
User avatar #4 to #3 - selongb ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
You got a problem bro?
#9 to #4 - helpful ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Ahaha what
User avatar #11 to #9 - selongb ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
How the **** did you get a screen cap of that
User avatar #13 to #11 - helpful ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
In other words dude you like really suck
User avatar #12 to #11 - helpful ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
because I'm helpful and on your logics standing it is equivalent to misinformed propagated arguments that a seriously deranged and incomprehensibly jaded Bill O'riely would have constructed so im going to assume on that regard you have bought his book

form better and less propaganda fueled arguments
User avatar #14 to #12 - selongb ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Actually more of a Paul family guy myself.
User avatar #15 to #14 - helpful ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Right.

Much love

helpful
User avatar #8 to #4 - helpful ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
I saw that man, you dont make sense at all which explains your comments
User avatar #10 to #8 - selongb ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
If you don't have the mental capacity to follow my logic, then that is your problem. and on the deleted comment, I made a spelling mistake and tried to delete it before it was noticed
#5 to #4 - helpful ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
"Woah dude you like really suck" pretty much sums up everything man
User avatar #1 - Tafixados (02/24/2015) [-]
>inb4 first
you faggot
User avatar #2 to #1 - selongb ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
sheeeeeit
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