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| #7 - Why does this seem so familiar? [+] (2 new replies) | 01/07/2016 on As you do | +1 |
| #11 - See, it's phrases like " *********** " that mak… [+] (4 new replies) | 01/07/2016 on (untitled) | -8 |
| #74 - Puns? idk i thought they were all good | 01/07/2016 on First Cringe of 2016 | 0 |
| #51 - Luke and leia called out to each other telepathically in the m… | 01/07/2016 on Y'all weak as shit | +2 |
| #48 - I guess like the rains, she was blessed. | 01/07/2016 on Y'all weak as shit | +9 |
| #60 - I guess Shania law Don't Impress Her Much. She will … [+] (2 new replies) | 01/07/2016 on First Cringe of 2016 | +9 |
 Why are people down voting you? Literally the only funny thing here | ||
| #40 - Yes a religious man in robes who lives by a century's old code… | 01/07/2016 on Darth Lekrem | -8 |
| #82 - It doesn't like fat people. | 01/07/2016 on nein/10 | +1 |
| #46 - This is why I hate the Wahhabis and as an extension Saudi Arabia. | 01/07/2016 on BFFs, they may kill ya | +3 |
| #66 - It's One Flick Chick. | 01/06/2016 on OK! | +1 |
| #12 - Picture | 01/05/2016 on (untitled) | +3 |
| #51 - They might be going the superman route, where the tension isn'… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Based carrie | +1 |
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anon (01/06/2016) [-] Funny that superman is also a mary sue. Funny also that people almost universally find batman more interesting. | ||
| #44 - I mean it isn't unheard of for a person to have jedi skills wi… [+] (9 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Based carrie | +1 |
 she needed 30 seconds of praxis before she managed... "she failed the first time"...yeah, k there are things you fail more often than just one time and the older films kinda implied the force is anything but an easy skill to master. i mean ok...its a film...its a new interpretation of some dude...his choice...but it seemed just cheap. its not about "would she be able to or not?" ... since its fiction. there is just no quality in a "she the stronkest jedi with 5 minutes praxis....sooo talented"-story. where is the tension? its not there #95 -
anon (01/05/2016) [-] Dear god. you sound like you're reaching for anything to call Rey overpowered, so consider this: -Anakin AND Luke both were able to fly ships with no practice at all, Anakin blew up a droid command ship and Luke ran the Death Star's trench that had killed multiple seasoned pilots during the run -She missed a LOT with her gun, especially when she first saw Kylo -She 'won' against Kylo because he was injured in the side and the shoulder, and they even say he wasn't fully trained How is any of that "the strongest jedi"? She's only compared against an apprentice, no one said either her or Kylo are super strong. i just think the film is cheap there is not much thought behind the story...i dont give a fuck if there is "a possibility"...its fuckin fiction a book isnt good or bad because there is some op character...its the fuckin story you guys just want to make drama out of this #174 -
anon (01/06/2016) [-] You are right. The story doesn't have much depth and has more plot holes than swiss cheese. But If this movie and jurassic world tells us anything, it's that the audience of this age cares far more for the superficial action than a deep story. thats my point ...but people start discussing everytime and im so stupid i answer them...until they find something to disagree with me and can vote every comment down and act like my opinion was shit from the beginning  Anakin and Luke both had experience flying. And both were crazy force sensitive. Kylo should be on a similar level of force sensitivity as Rey, on top of having much more training both with the force and the saber. Luke didn't defeat Vader the first time they fought. Vader used most of his force just to keep himself alive at all times, on top of being more prosthetic than human, and still beat Luke 1 handed after Luke had received semi formal training from Obi Wan and Yoda. #173 -
anon (01/06/2016) [-] Funny that superman is also a mary sue. Funny also that people almost universally find batman more interesting. | ||
| #10 - It's been 25 years, we are well past the need for spoilers. [+] (4 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on (untitled) | +2 |
 Well, what if a time traveller comes and wants to see the future? He'll have been spoiled before the movie was made.  time traveling into the future is asking for spoilers and time traveling into the past is asking for a recap | ||
| #114 - It is however bigoted. | 01/05/2016 on Consequences | -3 |
| #4 - The worst patient to have is a doctor, because they rarely kee… | 01/05/2016 on Anon is confused | 0 |
| #150 - How much? | 01/05/2016 on Need advice? From a Female?... | 0 |
| #1 - The answer is staring you blatantly in the face And I… [+] (3 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Girls | +122 |
 So that's one of those signals I never understand, girls are weird bro. | ||
| #6 - I can't tell what that thing in the pot is, but my near irresi… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/05/2016 on How I impress a French Girl | +2 |
| #37 - **selongb used "*roll 1, 1-999*"** **selongb rolls 439** | 01/05/2016 on Faggot comp | 0 |
| #8 - Could be any number of things to cause the car to go left. … [+] (1 new reply) | 01/04/2016 on spoilers are just for style | 0 |
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anon (01/05/2016) [-] Or the fact the car has 3000hp... jalopnik.com/watch-a-3000-hp-lexus-is-f-attempt-flight-crash-1692369488 | ||
| #15 - In case anyone was wondering what was happening in Michigan. … | 01/04/2016 on Maps | 0 |
| #4 - Picture | 01/04/2016 on Mild concern | +1 |
| #5 - Not really, it caused so much pressure on the aft end of the c… [+] (10 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on spoilers are just for style | +10 |
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anon (01/05/2016) [-] Couldn't this have been fixed with a either A) Front bumper having a lip spoiler B) Having proper weight distribution?  the crash is caused by the car lifting the front wheels of the ground because the setup is too aggressive, and he is not running a wheelie bar. The wing at this stage of the track doesn't move enough air to do that, and this type of crash is very common in this style of drag racing. i.e youtu.be/ZeKdHn3N3c8?t=41s youtu.be/_vyIe3YxKa0?t=42s #23 -
anon (01/05/2016) [-] Or the fact the car has 3000hp... jalopnik.com/watch-a-3000-hp-lexus-is-f-attempt-flight-crash-1692369488 | ||
| #7 - Is that a harmonica? I would have gone with a fiddle. [+] (1 new reply) | 01/04/2016 on Acoustic Asgore | 0 |
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helpful ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-] because I'm helpful and on your logics standing it is equivalent to misinformed propagated arguments that a seriously deranged and incomprehensibly jaded Bill O'riely would have constructed so im going to assume on that regard you have bought his book
form better and less propaganda fueled arguments
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