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#10 - If you don't have the mental capacity to follow my logic, then… 01/11/2016 on selongb's profile 0
#23 - Not to be a cliche, but try to be the change you want to see i…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2016 on What is love? 0
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#24 - megatronusoftarn (01/11/2016) [-]
Cliches aren't bad when in good taste, yours is very much in good taste.
And I do, every day. It's just hard going and not everyone wants to change- even if they know they need to. You know?
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#26 - selongb (01/11/2016) [-]
All to much my friend, just keep up the good fight, and think that one day you may inspire someone else to follow along, just as he Danny has.
#4 - You got a problem bro?  [+] (9 new replies) 01/11/2016 on selongb's profile 0
#9 - helpful (01/11/2016) [-]
Ahaha what
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#11 - selongb (01/11/2016) [-]
How the fuck did you get a screen cap of that
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#13 - helpful (01/11/2016) [-]
In other words dude you like really suck
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#12 - helpful (01/11/2016) [-]
because I'm helpful and on your logics standing it is equivalent to misinformed propagated arguments that a seriously deranged and incomprehensibly jaded Bill O'riely would have constructed so im going to assume on that regard you have bought his book

form better and less propaganda fueled arguments
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#14 - selongb (01/11/2016) [-]
Actually more of a Paul family guy myself.
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#15 - helpful (01/11/2016) [-]
Right.

Much love

helpful
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#8 - helpful (01/11/2016) [-]
I saw that man, you dont make sense at all which explains your comments
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#10 - selongb (01/11/2016) [-]
If you don't have the mental capacity to follow my logic, then that is your problem. and on the deleted comment, I made a spelling mistake and tried to delete it before it was noticed
#5 - helpful (01/11/2016) [-]
"Woah dude you like really suck" pretty much sums up everything man
#21 - Which is why we should be happy for his life, not sad over his…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/11/2016 on What is love? 0
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#22 - megatronusoftarn (01/11/2016) [-]
Perhaps. Perhaps it's just me. The days seem to keep getting darker and anytime I hear of a truly kind person passing it hurts a bit inside. There are fewer and fewer gems left, it seems.
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#23 - selongb (01/11/2016) [-]
Not to be a cliche, but try to be the change you want to see in the world. If you think there needs to be more truly kind people, dedicate yourself to it.
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#24 - megatronusoftarn (01/11/2016) [-]
Cliches aren't bad when in good taste, yours is very much in good taste.
And I do, every day. It's just hard going and not everyone wants to change- even if they know they need to. You know?
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#26 - selongb (01/11/2016) [-]
All to much my friend, just keep up the good fight, and think that one day you may inspire someone else to follow along, just as he Danny has.
#19 - No a story of love and life, death was just the final page of …  [+] (6 new replies) 01/11/2016 on What is love? +7
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#20 - megatronusoftarn (01/11/2016) [-]
It feels like a loss. That man had a bright soul. It feels like a loss man....
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#21 - selongb (01/11/2016) [-]
Which is why we should be happy for his life, not sad over his passing.
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#22 - megatronusoftarn (01/11/2016) [-]
Perhaps. Perhaps it's just me. The days seem to keep getting darker and anytime I hear of a truly kind person passing it hurts a bit inside. There are fewer and fewer gems left, it seems.
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#23 - selongb (01/11/2016) [-]
Not to be a cliche, but try to be the change you want to see in the world. If you think there needs to be more truly kind people, dedicate yourself to it.
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#24 - megatronusoftarn (01/11/2016) [-]
Cliches aren't bad when in good taste, yours is very much in good taste.
And I do, every day. It's just hard going and not everyone wants to change- even if they know they need to. You know?
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#26 - selongb (01/11/2016) [-]
All to much my friend, just keep up the good fight, and think that one day you may inspire someone else to follow along, just as he Danny has.
#27 - Or possibly she went to hear Trumps positions from the horses …  [+] (7 new replies) 01/11/2016 on >howabout NO +2
#47 - mindyourownbusines (01/11/2016) [-]
It would be a refreshing change of pace if she'd gone with an open mind, but she said in the interview "I went because I wanted to show people what a Muslim looks like because most [Trump supporters] have probably never seen one." Paraphrasing slightly, but that basic point. Check the link for exact words.

Even if she was silent, my point was that it had nothing to do with discrimination or Trump having her thrown out. Security had its orders before she stood up behind Trump (with the intention of distracting people from listening to him and to have them put their attention on her) and they did as they were asked without discriminating.
#29 - norskee (01/11/2016) [-]
Yes, the media constantly over hypes things. I'm sure that was the reason it happened because Ahmed and probably his dad knew exactly that would happen. I'll bet anything either Ahmed wanted to start shit I mean fucking come on man. It's not a secret Muslims are stereotyped a stereotype based in reality to bomb shit. He knew shit would hit the, especially since a teacher told him not to show anyone else the clock and he still did because he wanted to make a scene.

The only other practical reason is hit shitbag dad put him up to it which seems likely as all hell
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#32 - selongb (01/11/2016) [-]
Well yeah it is possible that Ahmed was out looking for trouble, I guess I just like to be an optimist when it comes to people.
#34 - norskee (01/11/2016) [-]
>People
>Muslims

Pick one.
#35 - selongb (01/11/2016) [-]
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#36 - hwaraam (01/11/2016) [-]
because mudslims are subhuman inferior specimens and they should all be departed to irak and bombed the fuck out
#38 - hotpiss (01/11/2016) [-]
*muslims
*deported
*iraq
*irony
#36 - Pretty sure that fox is bebsi. 01/11/2016 on (untitled) +8
#25 - Was it private, all it says is that it is a trump campaign ral…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on >howabout NO +1
#46 - zombieplayground (01/11/2016) [-]
I'll be honest with you, It was an assumption from the pictures I've seen. Theyre in a stadium type atmosphere and there's a lot of people. I just assumed private event. Like the one you have to buy tickets for
#24 - COUGH I wouldn't be doing my civic duty if I didn't suggest yo… 01/11/2016 on >howabout NO -4
#22 - Trump has as much of a chance as Barry Goldwater did. 01/11/2016 on >howabout NO -1
#21 - The question is did she cause a disturbance. If she w…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/11/2016 on >howabout NO +3
#26 - norskee (01/11/2016) [-]
She walked into a place she knew would call Muslims a terrorist. She didn't go innocently thinking that wouldn't be mentioned.

She did what all Muslims do recently. She does something to get herself attention, and then cries and bitches when it succeeds.
Like that little fucking alarm clock ahmed bitch. That little towel head knew exactly what the fuck would happen if he went to a TEXAS SCHOOL WITH SOMETHING THAT RESEMBLES A FUCKING BOMB. Now he gets to play the victim because people in America are fucking stupid.
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#27 - selongb (01/11/2016) [-]
Or possibly she went to hear Trumps positions from the horses mouth, instead of believing all the sensationalist media I can assure you that american muslims are aware of how the media can over hype things, as we've been on the receiving end of it .

As for Ahmed, I doubt that he would have made the bomb connection, as he thought taking apart and putting back together a clock was the same as building a clock. His father however, definitely abused the situation and is a general scumbag.
#47 - mindyourownbusines (01/11/2016) [-]
It would be a refreshing change of pace if she'd gone with an open mind, but she said in the interview "I went because I wanted to show people what a Muslim looks like because most [Trump supporters] have probably never seen one." Paraphrasing slightly, but that basic point. Check the link for exact words.

Even if she was silent, my point was that it had nothing to do with discrimination or Trump having her thrown out. Security had its orders before she stood up behind Trump (with the intention of distracting people from listening to him and to have them put their attention on her) and they did as they were asked without discriminating.
#29 - norskee (01/11/2016) [-]
Yes, the media constantly over hypes things. I'm sure that was the reason it happened because Ahmed and probably his dad knew exactly that would happen. I'll bet anything either Ahmed wanted to start shit I mean fucking come on man. It's not a secret Muslims are stereotyped a stereotype based in reality to bomb shit. He knew shit would hit the, especially since a teacher told him not to show anyone else the clock and he still did because he wanted to make a scene.

The only other practical reason is hit shitbag dad put him up to it which seems likely as all hell
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#32 - selongb (01/11/2016) [-]
Well yeah it is possible that Ahmed was out looking for trouble, I guess I just like to be an optimist when it comes to people.
#34 - norskee (01/11/2016) [-]
>People
>Muslims

Pick one.
#35 - selongb (01/11/2016) [-]
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#36 - hwaraam (01/11/2016) [-]
because mudslims are subhuman inferior specimens and they should all be departed to irak and bombed the fuck out
#38 - hotpiss (01/11/2016) [-]
*muslims
*deported
*iraq
*irony
#25 - She's the remnants of a psychic parasitic twin that Black Jack…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on Black Jack +3
#28 - einsampibroch (01/11/2016) [-]
I like to believe He had a Life-Sized Lolita Doll lying around and saw the opportunity to bring his Waifu to Laifu. Love this all to death.
#75 - Thanks m8, will look it up with a drink one night. 01/11/2016 on Put on cologne 0
#12 - Gonna call BS on the race baiting nature of this post, Please …  [+] (11 new replies) 01/10/2016 on pure coincidence 2 +23
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#26 - fiveblackmen (01/10/2016) [-]
Low income and high population density. It seems that crime rates grow faster than the population density rather than at the same rate, so an area with twice the density of another area, but the same average income, might have a crime rate that is three or four times that of the less dense area. On top of this, areas that are populated mostly by minorities also tend to have gang problems. So a small percentage of the population that lives there are doing the bulk of the serious crimes.
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#19 - xdiabolicx (01/10/2016) [-]
So why are the "low income areas" basically all black? Coincidence?
#16 - theXsjados (01/10/2016) [-]
You're right, and you're wrong.

There is correlation between poor black and crime, while the same correlation does not exist with poor whites.

Poverty begets crime, but poor blacks generate more crime than poor whites.
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#25 - fiveblackmen (01/10/2016) [-]
It exists, but it is just different kinds of crimes. Poor black neighborhoods are breeding grounds for gangs and as such see a lot of violent crimes. Most poor white neighborhoods don't have the same type of gang problems and as such you don't see as many violent crimes.
#27 - theXsjados (01/10/2016) [-]
Once again yes and no. Poverty begets crime, but blacks produce more than whites by a large margin.

Any crime is bad, but black crime is particularly egregious; gangs, drugs, murdering, and raping. Whites tend to get involved with drugs and do economic crimes to support their habits, but blacks do it more by a large margin, and once again they then form gangs to take advantage of the drug and violence markets. At least whites don't form gangs in order to take advantage of their poorer populace.

Picture Sauce www.nationalgangcenter.gov/survey-analysis/demographics
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#36 - fiveblackmen (01/10/2016) [-]
You basically just agreed with what I said. Other than a few MCs, most of which remain pretty small when compared to other gangs, poor white areas don't suffer the gang problems that poor black and Latino areas suffer. However, if you really look into, many of the black gangs that exist today can trace their roots back to the civil rights movement. They were originally created as a way for minority neighborhoods to both police themselves and protect themselves from the corrupt white police. The problem here is that they didn't just disappear when the movement ended and their views got twisted and corrupted, they sometimes split into smaller gangs based on disagreements and then started killing each other over turf and money as well as robbing, selling drugs and killing anyone that got in their way or just happened to be around them when shit got bad. Having said all that, I think that if we could manage to take care of the gang problems, which isn't going to happen with the budgets a lot of the worst cities give to their police departments and all the protests, we would see a dramatic drop in black and Latino crime rates, possibly enough to be in line with white crime rates.
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#17 - imofcnotharveydent (01/10/2016) [-]
well if you built a decent school system that allowed them to get out of poverty, would that not solve much of the problem?
#18 - theXsjados (01/10/2016) [-]
There are a large variety of systems in place to allow just about anyone to beat poverty. I was homeless, for less than two weeks. WIthout even a GED I managed to get enrolled in classes at my local community college, get my GED, get low cost housing, and get grants that not only payed for my college education, but put money in my pocket.

What you can't beat is poverty with a record. I never dealt drugs, I never stole. I never entered the criminal justice system, so I had access to these programs unmolested. Many people, blacks included, have stated the obvious in a multitude of videos available online; stop committing crimes, the rest is easy.

People don't like Obama but if you're a young teen/adult you have no real reason to not like him. He subsidized education and insurance. If you're young, poor, and record free with his reforms you can get education, insurance, and welfare all for free no problem.
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#31 - reloadedhamster (01/10/2016) [-]
What about war vets?
#32 - theXsjados (01/10/2016) [-]
They can take advantage of the same programs.

The most widely known vet issues are mental health issues and disability, which is an entirely different spectrum. Inner city blacks don't generally have mental health issues and disabilities prohibiting them from being independant and getting an education.

The vets who don't suffer from debilitating disability and/or mental health issues have access to the same programs any regular citizen does (provided no criminal history), and more so: the GI Bill.
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#20 - imofcnotharveydent (01/10/2016) [-]
thank you for explaining that, I'm not living in the us, but I appreciate the response. And congrats on beating poverty! life's rough, glad things worked out for you.
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#11 - Or even more possibly the male population of germany is gettin… 01/10/2016 on What Germany looks like... -3
#13 - Well, Hitlers philosophy of Aryan was flawed from the word go …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Put on cologne +4
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#64 - scorcho (01/10/2016) [-]
well, no shit.
the ideologies from back then make a good read.
my personal favourite being 'welteislehre' ('world ice doctrine').
it was the antithesis to the 'semitic' theory of relativity, and it is quite bonkers.
think DBZ meets game of thrones.
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#75 - selongb (01/11/2016) [-]
Thanks m8, will look it up with a drink one night.
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#22 - I've been thinking of posting some animated lecture snippets f…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on willy the muslim +2
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#55 - scooterdanny (01/10/2016) [-]
I'd be interested in seeing it, i like to understand my fellows, before casting judgement. Having lived for a while in Israel/Palestine, i feel much more sympathy for muslims than i used to.
#1 - On the other hand, a pat on the ass is common place in men's s…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on double standard 0
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#2 - brljagif (01/07/2016) [-]
but hehe this isn't a patting it's grabing
#13 - Be that as it may, the Middle East still has a huge effect on …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/07/2016 on scissors +2
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#14 - heartlessrobot (01/07/2016) [-]
Well, it was their dumbass fault for letting so many people into their countries.
#22 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
When you have no borders it's hard to stop a what basically amounts to an invasion. It's like the crusades but backwards.
#29 - miasaki (01/08/2016) [-]
Does that make it any less their fault though? Most know why it happened, and what is currently happening because of it. The EU brought it upon themselves by neglecting shit that they should have gotten under wraps long ago.
#15 - Yes because twitter is a reliable source of information. … 01/07/2016 on Serbian police fighting... 0
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#12 - heartlessrobot (01/07/2016) [-]
Well yeah, they aren't even needed for oil, we get that shit outta Canada, Scandinavia, and I'm pretty sure they found 7 Imperial Assloads of it someone in the United States.
#58 - zandersave (01/08/2016) [-]
These organizations have the potential to kill YOU. Wherever you are sucking dicks. Have you heard what happened in France? 9/11? To say theyre not important is just retarded.
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#82 - heartlessrobot (01/08/2016) [-]
They're dangerous, not important. So, carpet bomb them next time they pull shit.
#91 - zandersave (01/09/2016) [-]
but theyre already in your cities
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#92 - heartlessrobot (01/09/2016) [-]
There's barely over 3,000 people in my town, I can tell you they're not.
#28 - ninjaflapjack (01/08/2016) [-]
The oil in the US and pretty much everywhere else is a lot more expensive to produce. Saudi arabia is important because it has shit tons of cheap oil
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#13 - selongb (01/07/2016) [-]
Be that as it may, the Middle East still has a huge effect on global politics.

For example a civil war in one Middle Eastern state has caused the "Refugee Crisis" that has lead to European states re-evaluating and even changing their border policies, policies the the EU spent years to establish.
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#14 - heartlessrobot (01/07/2016) [-]
Well, it was their dumbass fault for letting so many people into their countries.
#22 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
When you have no borders it's hard to stop a what basically amounts to an invasion. It's like the crusades but backwards.
#29 - miasaki (01/08/2016) [-]
Does that make it any less their fault though? Most know why it happened, and what is currently happening because of it. The EU brought it upon themselves by neglecting shit that they should have gotten under wraps long ago.

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User avatar #3 - helpful ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Woah dude you like really suck
User avatar #4 to #3 - selongb ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
You got a problem bro?
#9 to #4 - helpful ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Ahaha what
User avatar #11 to #9 - selongb ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
How the **** did you get a screen cap of that
User avatar #13 to #11 - helpful ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
In other words dude you like really suck
User avatar #12 to #11 - helpful ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
because I'm helpful and on your logics standing it is equivalent to misinformed propagated arguments that a seriously deranged and incomprehensibly jaded Bill O'riely would have constructed so im going to assume on that regard you have bought his book

form better and less propaganda fueled arguments
User avatar #14 to #12 - selongb ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Actually more of a Paul family guy myself.
User avatar #15 to #14 - helpful ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Right.

Much love

helpful
User avatar #8 to #4 - helpful ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
I saw that man, you dont make sense at all which explains your comments
User avatar #10 to #8 - selongb ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
If you don't have the mental capacity to follow my logic, then that is your problem. and on the deleted comment, I made a spelling mistake and tried to delete it before it was noticed
#5 to #4 - helpful ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
"Woah dude you like really suck" pretty much sums up everything man
User avatar #1 - Tafixados (02/24/2015) [-]
>inb4 first
you faggot
User avatar #2 to #1 - selongb ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
sheeeeeit
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