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| #222 - You have heard the stories of how ISIS fighters had no access … [+] (3 new replies) | 11/23/2015 on Irish people stand up to... | 0 |
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lotengo (11/23/2015) [-]  And that report about a Christian couple was a made up story posted on Angelina Jolie's facebook to ensure we all know that Angie is a wonderfull and tolerant person that is so much better than us in each and every way. Education, his PhD is in education www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jun/12/baghdadi-abu-bakr-iraq-isis-mosul-jihad  > Baghdadi received his PhD from the Islamic University of Baghdad, with a focus on Islamic culture, history, sharia, and jurisprudence. www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-28560449 >He took a master's degree and a PhD in Islamic studies at the University of Islamic Sciences in the Baghdad suburb of Adhamiya. www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jul/06/abu-bakr-al-baghdadi-isis > a graduate of the Islamic University in Baghdad, where he finished his academic studies (BA, MA and PhD). He is known as a preacher and a person of knowledge in Islamic culture, Shariah knowledge, and jurisprudence, and possessing vast knowledge of history and lineage news.siteintelgroup.com/blog/index.php/entry/226-the-story-behind-abu-bakr-al-baghdadi | ||
| #220 - I'd like you to visit Here you will find the congre… | 11/23/2015 on Irish people stand up to... | 0 |
| #218 - Please read the actual article instead of just the URL. &q… [+] (5 new replies) | 11/23/2015 on Irish people stand up to... | 0 |
| You have heard the stories of how ISIS fighters had no access to the quran, told by former ISIS prisoners, right? Hell, theres even been a report that a christian couple who were stopped trying to get through syria, were able to fool an ISIS soldier by quoting the bible and saying it was the quran. #223 -
lotengo (11/23/2015) [-] And that report about a Christian couple was a made up story posted on Angelina Jolie's facebook to ensure we all know that Angie is a wonderfull and tolerant person that is so much better than us in each and every way. Education, his PhD is in education www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jun/12/baghdadi-abu-bakr-iraq-isis-mosul-jihad > Baghdadi received his PhD from the Islamic University of Baghdad, with a focus on Islamic culture, history, sharia, and jurisprudence. www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-28560449 >He took a master's degree and a PhD in Islamic studies at the University of Islamic Sciences in the Baghdad suburb of Adhamiya. www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jul/06/abu-bakr-al-baghdadi-isis > a graduate of the Islamic University in Baghdad, where he finished his academic studies (BA, MA and PhD). He is known as a preacher and a person of knowledge in Islamic culture, Shariah knowledge, and jurisprudence, and possessing vast knowledge of history and lineage news.siteintelgroup.com/blog/index.php/entry/226-the-story-behind-abu-bakr-al-baghdadi | ||
| #207 - See, that's the thing, muslims can and have existed peacefully… [+] (2 new replies) | 11/23/2015 on Irish people stand up to... | 0 |
| Thats the problem, you wont admit the problem. Every time there is a terror attack muslims deny its islam and look the other way. Sometimes evn claim they are the victims. BUT Step 1 is always to admit there is a problem. Without step 1 you can never solve the problem. The problem is there is a streaming in islam, a powerfull one, that radicalises. This is your problem to. Its your people that get a bad reputation for all of this. And its your children that get radicalised in European mosque's funded by Saudi's that send their hate-Immams. Sucks for you that you cant visit that cube, but if allah really is a good god he will cut you some slack. Its to heal his religion. The Saudi regime is crumbling, the oil prices are low and their chief/king is dement. The crane and stampede didn't really help either. If only muslims would admit the problem and turn their back on the Saudi's now. I'd like you to visit reddit.com/r/islam Here you will find the congregation of Saudi slamming, terrorist hating, wahhabi denouncing Muslims that everyone on the internet seems to think doesn't exist. | ||
| #204 - then how do you account for the LRA? and as for Buddh… [+] (7 new replies) | 11/23/2015 on Irish people stand up to... | 0 |
| Fight OPRESSION. Honestly if evn Buddhism cant deal with your shit, you need to look in the mirror. Im not one of them, but if i would point out one religion of peace it would be Budhism. And as for the LRA. Congratz you can name a Christian inspired terror organisation, one that has lost at least 80% of its manpower between 2007 and 2011. I can call out 5 islamic inspired terror organisations for every Christian terror organisation you can find. And most of the islamic ones i can name have larger numbers and are more active. Also, LRA is in fucking Uganda. U-Fucking-ganda. Srsly. Please read the actual article instead of just the URL. " In Sri Lanka, where a conservative, pro-Buddhist government reigns, Buddhist nationalist groups are operating with apparent impunity, looting Muslim and Christian establishments and calling for restrictions to be placed on the 9% of the country that is Muslim" Doesn't sound very peaceful. yay you can name a nation, if the LRA gets a pass because it's in a poor as dirt wartorn country, then every "religious" militant group in a poor as dirt wartorn country does, and there goes 90% of the "islamic" terrorist groups You have heard the stories of how ISIS fighters had no access to the quran, told by former ISIS prisoners, right? Hell, theres even been a report that a christian couple who were stopped trying to get through syria, were able to fool an ISIS soldier by quoting the bible and saying it was the quran. #223 -
lotengo (11/23/2015) [-] And that report about a Christian couple was a made up story posted on Angelina Jolie's facebook to ensure we all know that Angie is a wonderfull and tolerant person that is so much better than us in each and every way. Education, his PhD is in education www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jun/12/baghdadi-abu-bakr-iraq-isis-mosul-jihad > Baghdadi received his PhD from the Islamic University of Baghdad, with a focus on Islamic culture, history, sharia, and jurisprudence. www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-28560449 >He took a master's degree and a PhD in Islamic studies at the University of Islamic Sciences in the Baghdad suburb of Adhamiya. www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jul/06/abu-bakr-al-baghdadi-isis > a graduate of the Islamic University in Baghdad, where he finished his academic studies (BA, MA and PhD). He is known as a preacher and a person of knowledge in Islamic culture, Shariah knowledge, and jurisprudence, and possessing vast knowledge of history and lineage news.siteintelgroup.com/blog/index.php/entry/226-the-story-behind-abu-bakr-al-baghdadi | ||
| #200 - If a non muslim offers peace he must convert, Not tru… [+] (4 new replies) | 11/23/2015 on Irish people stand up to... | 0 |
| That is wat muslims say. But honestly, i want to believe you, but i just cant. Everywhere islam goes, war and suffering follows. If you honestly think muslims where/are the victims in every major international conflict/war they are involved in, you are an idiot. Its like the people that say cops are racist when they shoot an armed black guy. See, that's the thing, muslims can and have existed peacefully with others. The problem is one particular ideology, Wahhabism, that has been propagated by rich countries like Saudi Arabia, I will be the first to say that the muslim community needs to put an end to this cancer on in our community, but it's been kinda hard to speak out against it, as the biggest state sponsor of wahhabism controls who can go on hajj or not. Thats the problem, you wont admit the problem. Every time there is a terror attack muslims deny its islam and look the other way. Sometimes evn claim they are the victims. BUT Step 1 is always to admit there is a problem. Without step 1 you can never solve the problem. The problem is there is a streaming in islam, a powerfull one, that radicalises. This is your problem to. Its your people that get a bad reputation for all of this. And its your children that get radicalised in European mosque's funded by Saudi's that send their hate-Immams. Sucks for you that you cant visit that cube, but if allah really is a good god he will cut you some slack. Its to heal his religion. The Saudi regime is crumbling, the oil prices are low and their chief/king is dement. The crane and stampede didn't really help either. If only muslims would admit the problem and turn their back on the Saudi's now. I'd like you to visit reddit.com/r/islam Here you will find the congregation of Saudi slamming, terrorist hating, wahhabi denouncing Muslims that everyone on the internet seems to think doesn't exist. | ||
| #198 - I am so assured that you are well versed in middle eastern pol… [+] (1 new reply) | 11/23/2015 on Irish people stand up to... | -2 |
| #185 - Islamic law says that one you can't be at war with another mus… [+] (6 new replies) | 11/23/2015 on Irish people stand up to... | -2 |
| Yea but there are several types of muslim. Soennisme Sjiisme Alevitisme Alawietisme Druzisme Ibadisme Soefisme Koranisme And all of them don't consider the others to be true muslims, so by their logic they can all go to war with each other. If a non muslim offers peace he must convert, i he doen't the peace doesn't count. That is wat muslims say. But honestly, i want to believe you, but i just cant. Everywhere islam goes, war and suffering follows. If you honestly think muslims where/are the victims in every major international conflict/war they are involved in, you are an idiot. Its like the people that say cops are racist when they shoot an armed black guy. See, that's the thing, muslims can and have existed peacefully with others. The problem is one particular ideology, Wahhabism, that has been propagated by rich countries like Saudi Arabia, I will be the first to say that the muslim community needs to put an end to this cancer on in our community, but it's been kinda hard to speak out against it, as the biggest state sponsor of wahhabism controls who can go on hajj or not. Thats the problem, you wont admit the problem. Every time there is a terror attack muslims deny its islam and look the other way. Sometimes evn claim they are the victims. BUT Step 1 is always to admit there is a problem. Without step 1 you can never solve the problem. The problem is there is a streaming in islam, a powerfull one, that radicalises. This is your problem to. Its your people that get a bad reputation for all of this. And its your children that get radicalised in European mosque's funded by Saudi's that send their hate-Immams. Sucks for you that you cant visit that cube, but if allah really is a good god he will cut you some slack. Its to heal his religion. The Saudi regime is crumbling, the oil prices are low and their chief/king is dement. The crane and stampede didn't really help either. If only muslims would admit the problem and turn their back on the Saudi's now. I'd like you to visit reddit.com/r/islam Here you will find the congregation of Saudi slamming, terrorist hating, wahhabi denouncing Muslims that everyone on the internet seems to think doesn't exist. | ||
| #180 - Yeah, shias and sunnis don't get along well, now who drew the … [+] (2 new replies) | 11/23/2015 on Irish people stand up to... | 0 |
 There are many countries inhabited with a strong majority of only Shia or Sunnis, but disregard that. What you're saying is that it is THE WEST'S FAULT that two people who dislike each other for RELIGIOUS reasons decide to murder each other. That is like saying it is my principals fault that I murder my asian classmate because I don't like rice. | ||
| #18 - Why does this feel like brickleberry for kids? [+] (1 new reply) | 11/23/2015 on New and improved mystery inc. | +3 |
| #18 - The UAE has been running bombers over the Daesh-bags for a whi… [+] (5 new replies) | 11/23/2015 on wai dubai? | +21 |
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eminesser (11/23/2015) [-] the UAE mostly seized the bombing campaign against ISIS in february and has only supported the coalition very little since. Saudi Arabia and Qatar also participated for a short while, but both pulled out (with lille to no media attention, for whatever reason). Both are thought to sponsor ISIS aswell. It's not impossible to launch a few jets now and then while secretly supporting the enemy. www.ibtimes.co.uk/uae-leaves-coalition-against-isis-us-ally-halted-air-strikes-after-moaz-al-kasasbeh-capture-1486658 So their general approach to religion ctr. education is that religion is sacred and above science, learning and development? My argument still stands and it does not qualify as a redeeming factor that other religions are also shielded from logic and free thought in their educational system. What you're saying is that the punishment has not been applied because that there has been no cases regarding apostasy. Perhaps the Muslims are not converting/leaving Islam because that they will be killed if they do so, and therefore there have been no cases about it. Does it change the fact that it is still their law? Has China and Japan implemented public whipping as a punishment in their penal code? Yes, the imported Shiites were 'alleged' Hezbollah supporters... Alleged.... Tell me, in what civilized country has 4,000 been deported over such a short span of time, because they were all definitely proven to be terrorist sympathizers? The UAE prevents any knowledge/information that challenges their view from being broadcast/made public in their country but it's OK because other countries do it too? Alright, the oil argument is slightly irrelevant here, nonetheless important in understanding how the conservative interpretation of Islam seems to thrive in the Gulf states #19 -
anon (11/23/2015) [-] Thumbed up for the solid sources. I don't like the UAE for a slew of valid reasons, but that doesn't justify disliking them for wrong ones at least. | ||
| #47 - exactly, there are some instances where it works, but it can g… | 11/23/2015 on Sushi with /ck/ | 0 |
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| #13 - The UAE has taken a strong stance against fundamentalism, and … [+] (8 new replies) | 11/23/2015 on wai dubai? | +2 |
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eminesser (11/23/2015) [-] The UAE is largely assumed to be supplying ISIS with money The UAE school systems does not allow for books that in any way contradict the teachings of Islam The UAE applies the death penalty for apostacy The UAE often applies corporal punishment (in a severe manner) for even petty crime The UAE has mass deported Shiites although they are ethnic to the UAE The UAE treats their guest workers with shit and although officially UAE citizens and foreign workers are equal under the law, de facto they are not The UAE has little freedom of press with their media being censored the ruler, who, mind you, is not democratically elected The UAE is only rich because of oil (oil they wouldn't even be able to extract was it not for Western technology) and if you take that away from them they have nothing. They might be slightly more moderate than the other Gulf states because of the turism industry in Dubai in particular, but if you go to Abu Dhabi it's your typical primitive Muslim mentality that thrives there. The UAE is your typical Muslim majority country who will lie and deceipt to portray themselves as something good while they are not Still not fundamentalist Muslims? You tell me...  The UAE and other extremely rich countries in that area are ran by the richest people in those areas. They keep people stupid and poor just as the mining companies in the US did. Look into everything I mentioned it is quite interesting to read about The UAE has been running bombers over the Daesh-bags for a while now english.alarabiya.net/en/News/middle-east/2015/02/10/UAE-fighter-planes-bomb-ISIS-targets-and-return-to-their-bases-in-Jordan.html The UAE has taken up a cause against the Muslim Brotherhood (one of the more fundamentalist groups www.reuters.com/article/2014/11/15/us-emirates-politics-brotherhood-idUSKCN0IZ0OM20141115 "Schools found to be teaching subjects that offend Islam, defame any religion, or contravene the country's ethics and beliefs may face penalties, including potential closure" So to say it's just islam that is protected is false, any religion is protected www.state.gov/j/drl/rls/irf/2008/108495.htm Yes the official punishment for apostasy is death, but “there have been no known prosecutions or legal punishments for apostasy in court.” www.loc.gov/law/help/apostasy/#uae Corporal punishment isn't an uncommon thing, and is still present in schools of presumably developed countries like japan and china www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcR00jFh7Xg The majority of the deported Shia were lebanese nationals who were suspected of being Hezbollah sympathizers. www.al-monitor.com/pulse/originals/2015/04/lebanon-nationals-deportation-uae-decision.html Freedom of press is a rare thing in this world, so i'm not going to entertain that argument And finally, yes, the UAE does get a lot of it's wealth from it's oil reserves, and yes if you were to take it away from them they would become much less powerful, but what does that have to do with anything that we are discussing? #22 -
eminesser (11/23/2015) [-] the UAE mostly seized the bombing campaign against ISIS in february and has only supported the coalition very little since. Saudi Arabia and Qatar also participated for a short while, but both pulled out (with lille to no media attention, for whatever reason). Both are thought to sponsor ISIS aswell. It's not impossible to launch a few jets now and then while secretly supporting the enemy. www.ibtimes.co.uk/uae-leaves-coalition-against-isis-us-ally-halted-air-strikes-after-moaz-al-kasasbeh-capture-1486658 So their general approach to religion ctr. education is that religion is sacred and above science, learning and development? My argument still stands and it does not qualify as a redeeming factor that other religions are also shielded from logic and free thought in their educational system. What you're saying is that the punishment has not been applied because that there has been no cases regarding apostasy. Perhaps the Muslims are not converting/leaving Islam because that they will be killed if they do so, and therefore there have been no cases about it. Does it change the fact that it is still their law? Has China and Japan implemented public whipping as a punishment in their penal code? Yes, the imported Shiites were 'alleged' Hezbollah supporters... Alleged.... Tell me, in what civilized country has 4,000 been deported over such a short span of time, because they were all definitely proven to be terrorist sympathizers? The UAE prevents any knowledge/information that challenges their view from being broadcast/made public in their country but it's OK because other countries do it too? Alright, the oil argument is slightly irrelevant here, nonetheless important in understanding how the conservative interpretation of Islam seems to thrive in the Gulf states #19 -
anon (11/23/2015) [-] Thumbed up for the solid sources. I don't like the UAE for a slew of valid reasons, but that doesn't justify disliking them for wrong ones at least. | ||
| #42 - You never, ******* ever, mix cheese and fish, it's like… [+] (4 new replies) | 11/23/2015 on Sushi with /ck/ | +1 |
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| #114 - And then starfire, who isn't even ******* phased. | 11/23/2015 on Beastboy | +7 |
| #104 - that last bit made my day | 11/23/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt 63) | +1 |
| #119 - Yes because Islamic laws are what made the country into a … [+] (16 new replies) | 11/23/2015 on Irish people stand up to... | -1 |
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oinos (11/23/2015) [-] Shi'ia => Kurd => Shi'ite => Shi'ia => Pick any of the factions and continue the loop of self loathing and war mongering within the country, without the help of any super power. Hey. Hey gaiz. Remember that time when Sadam gassed the Kurds? Wasn't that Awesome? OMG. Was so funny, right? Right? Or how any country bordering Israel loves to try and destroy it? Or the Iraq Iran conflicts? Or just the middle east's wacky hijinks? Ah. Gotta love the infighting and crazy pranks those sand nigga's pull. /sarcasm. I am so assured that you are well versed in middle eastern politics as you have listed the shi'a sect twice (a shi'ite follows Shi'a Islam) and have completely forgotten that before the arab spring, Egypt was a close friend to Israel, and that Jordan is still considered an Israeli ally. Yea but there are several types of muslim. Soennisme Sjiisme Alevitisme Alawietisme Druzisme Ibadisme Soefisme Koranisme And all of them don't consider the others to be true muslims, so by their logic they can all go to war with each other. If a non muslim offers peace he must convert, i he doen't the peace doesn't count. That is wat muslims say. But honestly, i want to believe you, but i just cant. Everywhere islam goes, war and suffering follows. If you honestly think muslims where/are the victims in every major international conflict/war they are involved in, you are an idiot. Its like the people that say cops are racist when they shoot an armed black guy. See, that's the thing, muslims can and have existed peacefully with others. The problem is one particular ideology, Wahhabism, that has been propagated by rich countries like Saudi Arabia, I will be the first to say that the muslim community needs to put an end to this cancer on in our community, but it's been kinda hard to speak out against it, as the biggest state sponsor of wahhabism controls who can go on hajj or not. Thats the problem, you wont admit the problem. Every time there is a terror attack muslims deny its islam and look the other way. Sometimes evn claim they are the victims. BUT Step 1 is always to admit there is a problem. Without step 1 you can never solve the problem. The problem is there is a streaming in islam, a powerfull one, that radicalises. This is your problem to. Its your people that get a bad reputation for all of this. And its your children that get radicalised in European mosque's funded by Saudi's that send their hate-Immams. Sucks for you that you cant visit that cube, but if allah really is a good god he will cut you some slack. Its to heal his religion. The Saudi regime is crumbling, the oil prices are low and their chief/king is dement. The crane and stampede didn't really help either. If only muslims would admit the problem and turn their back on the Saudi's now. I'd like you to visit reddit.com/r/islam Here you will find the congregation of Saudi slamming, terrorist hating, wahhabi denouncing Muslims that everyone on the internet seems to think doesn't exist. Yeah, it's totally the colonial powers' and US' fault that the Middle east is a shithole, not the fact that you can't put a Shia and Sunni in the same room without them stabbing each other to death. There are many countries inhabited with a strong majority of only Shia or Sunnis, but disregard that. What you're saying is that it is THE WEST'S FAULT that two people who dislike each other for RELIGIOUS reasons decide to murder each other. That is like saying it is my principals fault that I murder my asian classmate because I don't like rice. | ||
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| #9 - Not in undertale though, once all the tiles are switched, then… [+] (2 new replies) | 11/23/2015 on genocide run | -2 |
 This is true after you hit the button above the puzzle, which is not included in the picture. I know this because I did not complete the puzzle until third try. If you hit a button twice before you hit the button, it turns into a triangle. If you have any triangles or if you don't have all circles, when you hit the switch, it will not lower the spikes that block the path but instead reset the puzzle. youtu.be/kGCl2i41h9E?t=1799 | ||
| #8 - this bot ran into an edge trap. | 11/22/2015 on minesweeper bot | 0 |
| #5 - 8 grand, worth it. | 11/22/2015 on Ice Cold | +10 |
| #8 - Right click. Show controls Save lives | 11/22/2015 on Best edit so far | +10 |
| #6 - Nursing... need I say more. [+] (1 new reply) | 11/22/2015 on Tacos and sausages | +22 |
| #6 - there are multiple ways, I added one to yours [+] (4 new replies) | 11/22/2015 on genocide run | 0 |
| That doesn't work. If you played the game, you would realize you end on a panel with that forces you to step on a panel you already stepped on. If you step on a panel twice, the puzzle doesn't count as being solved inb4 dragonballZabridgedPartypooper.mp 4 But, yeah, there are multiple ways to solve it. This is true after you hit the button above the puzzle, which is not included in the picture. I know this because I did not complete the puzzle until third try. If you hit a button twice before you hit the button, it turns into a triangle. If you have any triangles or if you don't have all circles, when you hit the switch, it will not lower the spikes that block the path but instead reset the puzzle. youtu.be/kGCl2i41h9E?t=1799 | ||
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helpful ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-] because I'm helpful and on your logics standing it is equivalent to misinformed propagated arguments that a seriously deranged and incomprehensibly jaded Bill O'riely would have constructed so im going to assume on that regard you have bought his book
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