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selongb

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Date Signed Up:11/15/2013
Last Login:1/15/2016
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#9 - That sounds way to ******* out there, but at this point… 12/15/2015 on stuff 0
#7 - Weird, in the states, we call 'em "X" floats. For ex…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/15/2015 on stuff +2
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#19 - admiralen (12/15/2015) [-]
I thought you called poop floaters
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#8 - jasonvgrace (12/15/2015) [-]
well yeah, but we also tend to put daddy-long-legs legs on top of ours as sprinkles so it makes sense to call them spiders.
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#9 - selongb (12/15/2015) [-]
That sounds way to fucking out there, but at this point, I'd believe anything about Australia.
#12 - A jew or seventh day adventist could also have said that, but …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2015 on Sizzling SnapChat -1
#13 - johnnydotondotca (12/15/2015) [-]
called it
#246 - I love how this site loves to whip out the "No True Scots…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2015 on Retard 0
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#257 - hudis (12/16/2015) [-]
And that would be wonderful for you if the Quran wasn't as self-contradictory as many other religious texts.
#1 - what did you do joshlol 12/14/2015 on Teen Wolf Tantrum 0
#9 - Even the damn pony has a "oh god he's pathetic, but i'll … 12/14/2015 on I want to cum inside... 0
#20 - I've been working on a theory, Undertale is Oscar bait. … 12/14/2015 on Pls 0
#3 - Lost my **** at Thor getting Richard Dawkin's "The… 12/14/2015 on who done it +2
#8 - Well communism as described by the father of communism himself… 12/14/2015 on (untitled) 0
#25 - That only proves you aren't man enough to handle breast. 12/14/2015 on "Who's the best monster girl?" +2
#23 - I can't believe your a feather fag  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2015 on "Who's the best monster girl?" +2
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#24 - czarredwall (12/14/2015) [-]
Papi's the only girl whose breasts don't terrify me.
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#25 - selongb (12/14/2015) [-]
That only proves you aren't man enough to handle breast.
#8 - Huh, sooner or later we were bound to run into each other. 12/14/2015 on Happy Noel 0
#2 - Well there is a connection between the Force and Islam. Before…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2015 on (untitled) +1
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#3 - lathyrusvii (12/14/2015) [-]
.
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#4 - lathyrusvii (12/14/2015) [-]
Fucking keyboard. I meant 'huh, neat.'
#13 - Tip for the future, always get days of in writing so if someon… 12/14/2015 on Help me FJ your my only hope +1
#6 - At least I can drag you down with me My roommate and …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2015 on Happy Noel +1
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#7 - czarredwall (12/14/2015) [-]
I was that faggot.
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#8 - selongb (12/14/2015) [-]
Huh, sooner or later we were bound to run into each other.
#18 - **selongb used "*roll picture*"** **selongb rolled image *… 12/14/2015 on Reposting for Name 0
#24 - Thanks, It's amazing what contrasting colors will do. 12/14/2015 on Album game 0
#3 - **** you OP, I thought I had put enough distance betwee…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/14/2015 on Happy Noel +9
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#5 - czarredwall (12/14/2015) [-]
HA I FOUND YOU
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#6 - selongb (12/14/2015) [-]
At least I can drag you down with me
youtu.be/pxA26LGI2Mc
My roommate and I watched toradora together, and then that faggot played this, I feeled man.
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#7 - czarredwall (12/14/2015) [-]
I was that faggot.
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#8 - selongb (12/14/2015) [-]
Huh, sooner or later we were bound to run into each other.
#2 - DIsgusting  [+] (7 new replies) 12/14/2015 on Sizzling SnapChat -1
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#17 - supahsayin (12/15/2015) [-]
Unfortunately, since FJ is an American-hosted site, you can and most likely will run into posts that clash with your religious beliefs.

Here's a piece of advice you want to consider.
Get thicker skin. I mean that in all honesty. I understand that all forms of pork is Haram in Islam. The reality of it is that billions of people in the world don't have any restriction on pork, and think of it as a perfectly valid source of nutrition. Cats and dogs are eaten in Vietnam/Korea/China. Americans might not like that, but once the initial shock dies down, they realize that they can deal with the existence of cat and dog as food, but they also take care not to eat it. If you're a Muslim on FJ, you will most definitely run into concepts much much more forbidden to the Islamic community.
*Cough |NSFW| Cough* |Gay Board|* Cough People are able to draw a middle eastern man and call him Muhammad. Cough*

TL;DR
It's best if you learn to be able to tolerate other people's attitudes on pork products.
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#18 - selongb (12/15/2015) [-]
it wasn't meant to be taken literally.

I was just to lazy to find my Absolutely Haram jpeg.
#19 - supahsayin (12/15/2015) [-]
u lazy fuk



I put way too much effort into that argument.

Well, at least it sounded pretty well thought out.
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#4 - bakinboy (12/14/2015) [-]
get out of here you lame
#3 - johnnydotondotca (12/14/2015) [-]
you must be a Muslim, cus you Muham-Mad!


and you dont like bacon, finding it disgusting as most muslims do.
Or you just dont like bacon, as is your free right in the west to believe.
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#12 - selongb (12/15/2015) [-]
A jew or seventh day adventist could also have said that, but yes, I am a muslim.
#13 - johnnydotondotca (12/15/2015) [-]
called it
#17 - Good man 12/14/2015 on "Who's the best monster girl?" +4
#19 - The first one I did 12/14/2015 on Album game 0
#18 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 12/14/2015 on Album game +1
#23 - sniffythebird (12/14/2015) [-]
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#24 - selongb (12/14/2015) [-]
Thanks, It's amazing what contrasting colors will do.
#19 - selongb (12/14/2015) [-]
The first one I did
#15 - HORSE  [+] (6 new replies) 12/14/2015 on "Who's the best monster girl?" +4
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#22 - czarredwall (12/14/2015) [-]
NO PAPI BEST GIRL
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#23 - selongb (12/14/2015) [-]
I can't believe your a feather fag
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#24 - czarredwall (12/14/2015) [-]
Papi's the only girl whose breasts don't terrify me.
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#25 - selongb (12/14/2015) [-]
That only proves you aren't man enough to handle breast.
#16 - brainbug (12/14/2015) [-]
PUSSY
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#17 - selongb (12/14/2015) [-]
Good man
#9 - Someone forgot BATCOW  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2015 on bat family +18
#23 - admiralen (12/14/2015) [-]
DC might have had batcow, but marvel had fucking BESSIE HELLCOW THE VAMPIRE COW
#15 - well, do you always say "Month" "Day", bec… 12/14/2015 on (1) Facebook +2

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User avatar #3 - helpful ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Woah dude you like really suck
User avatar #4 to #3 - selongb ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
You got a problem bro?
#9 to #4 - helpful ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Ahaha what
User avatar #11 to #9 - selongb ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
How the **** did you get a screen cap of that
User avatar #13 to #11 - helpful ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
In other words dude you like really suck
User avatar #12 to #11 - helpful ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
because I'm helpful and on your logics standing it is equivalent to misinformed propagated arguments that a seriously deranged and incomprehensibly jaded Bill O'riely would have constructed so im going to assume on that regard you have bought his book

form better and less propaganda fueled arguments
User avatar #14 to #12 - selongb ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Actually more of a Paul family guy myself.
User avatar #15 to #14 - helpful ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Right.

Much love

helpful
User avatar #8 to #4 - helpful ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
I saw that man, you dont make sense at all which explains your comments
User avatar #10 to #8 - selongb ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
If you don't have the mental capacity to follow my logic, then that is your problem. and on the deleted comment, I made a spelling mistake and tried to delete it before it was noticed
#5 to #4 - helpful ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
"Woah dude you like really suck" pretty much sums up everything man
User avatar #1 - Tafixados (02/24/2015) [-]
>inb4 first
you faggot
User avatar #2 to #1 - selongb ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
sheeeeeit
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