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selongb

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Date Signed Up:11/15/2013
Last Login:1/15/2016
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#55 - **selongb used "*roll picture*"** **selongb rolled image *… 12/22/2015 on merry christmas +2
#27 - but this is my first time getting to do it before someone else. 12/22/2015 on Indian albino family 0
#5 - which is sad considering it is a minority that has caused the … 12/22/2015 on (untitled) -1
#5 - Strap in, it's a long ride. Once there was a terroris… 12/22/2015 on Kurdish Femminists +1
#3 - Yeah, because all muslims want to kill you.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/22/2015 on (untitled) 0
#8 - rocketpropelledtit (12/22/2015) [-]
Of the 1.4 billion Muslims in the world, just under 1 billion are illiterate, uneducated, uncivilized, intolerant, violent, etc etc etc. They cannot coexist with Western civilization.
#7 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
huh funny the conent showed more than Muslims. why did you have to jump to the defense of islam? unless there has been a surge of violent people of a certain faith.
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#10 - selongb (12/22/2015) [-]
Are you really that dense? Take an art appreciation class some time.

I'll give you a hint about what the artist and I use the term extremely liberally was trying say. Which symbol is covered in blood? What does that blood symbolize? Why are the other two symbols for the most part clean?
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#4 - thebluedream (12/22/2015) [-]
not all but enough to matter
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#5 - selongb (12/22/2015) [-]
which is sad considering it is a minority that has caused the majority of muslims to come under fire.
#4 - Hey, it was a small loan 12/21/2015 on (untitled) +43
#5 - TRAITOR!!1!!!!1!11!111!!!!! 12/21/2015 on Christmas awakens +4
#14 - S U P E R P O W E R B Y 2 0 2 0 U …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/21/2015 on Indian albino family +1
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#32 - itsmewaffle (12/22/2015) [-]
DESIGNATED
E        E
S        S
I        I
G        G
N        N
A        A
T        T
E        E
DESIGNATED

hahahahaha fuck i love memes
#26 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
jokes aren't funny forever
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etc
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#27 - selongb (12/22/2015) [-]
but this is my first time getting to do it before someone else.
#2 - Go get it.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/21/2015 on Wait.. No! 0
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#5 - zafara (12/22/2015) [-]
In some states you actually need a license to collect deer antlers. In others you have to register them, which is a timely complicated process, and generally would be hard to explain why you have only one. Don't do this, and it's technically poaching even if the deer didn't die, and you could be jailed and/or fined.

It's not worth the time or money to collect the antler.
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#6 - selongb (12/22/2015) [-]
Da faq? That's so fucking stupid.

This is why I'm a libertarian
#7 - lujan (12/22/2015) [-]
Same thing with bald eagle feathers. I was told that if a bald eagle flies over your property and drops a feather and you don't call an authority about it to report it then you can get jailed in federal prison if the feather is discovered. Again, I was told that by someone else and I'm too lazy to look it up, but I wouldn't be surprised.
#7 - Yes 12/21/2015 on When your work dosn't print +10
#7 - FYI, this is a sikh, they are from India (mostly) and aren't m… 12/21/2015 on tryna fit in 0
#14 - Log in and say it like a man you little kike 12/21/2015 on Muslim culturally enrich... -3
#6 - **selongb used "*roll picture*"** **selongb rolled image *…  [+] (13 new replies) 12/21/2015 on merry christmas +84
#56 - fatsigurd (12/22/2015) [-]
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**fatsigurd rolled image** three in a row, nice
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#53 - buddywuggle (12/22/2015) [-]
*roll pony*
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#54 - buddywuggle (12/22/2015) [-]
Darn.
#55 - selongb (12/22/2015) [-]
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would have been interesting
#52 - buddywuggle (12/22/2015) [-]
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#37 - donnymuffinasdf (12/22/2015) [-]
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#22 - teevee (12/21/2015) [-]
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**teevee rolled image** people want to roll ponies and are getting green thumbs for them... welcome to the twilight zone.
#26 - InfiniteFetus (12/21/2015) [-]
#13 - landartheconqueror (12/21/2015) [-]
**landartheconqueror used "*roll picture*"**
**landartheconqueror rolled image** The first time anyone actually wanted to roll ponies
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#14 - ompalomper (12/21/2015) [-]
well... TECHNICALLY there ain't no ponies in that pic
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#51 - buddywuggle (12/22/2015) [-]
The cup could be pony juice.
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#34 - landartheconqueror (12/22/2015) [-]
Technically, but it's still from mlp, so I think it counts
#7 - iflirtwithanyone (12/21/2015) [-]
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**iflirtwithanyone rolled image** Well, it's not a pony, but it was still MLP related...Let's see if this continues.
#35 - Nothing anti-semitic about hating Isra-hell. 12/21/2015 on FunnyJunk makes the JewNews +3
#21 - Real talk, this would be amazing. 12/21/2015 on Interesting Objects Comp. +55
#105 - Do you one better I'm sorry  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2015 on when i see furry porn +5
#106 - BloodyTurds (12/21/2015) [-]
Oh that... ive read it
Ive just always assumed there was something darker behind the whole chicken tendies thing.. (that thing screams fake)
#97 - God I wish I didn't though  [+] (3 new replies) 12/21/2015 on when i see furry porn +2
#104 - BloodyTurds (12/21/2015) [-]
Im probably going to regret this.. but sum it up for me?
#105 - selongb (12/21/2015) [-]
Do you one better I'm sorry
#106 - BloodyTurds (12/21/2015) [-]
Oh that... ive read it
Ive just always assumed there was something darker behind the whole chicken tendies thing.. (that thing screams fake)
#15 - still kinda ****** though 12/16/2015 on There is no god +1
#33 - Not to be nit pic ... Okay to be extremely nit picky … 12/16/2015 on Daily Sweden +1
#11 - or you know, magneton  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2015 on Poketale 0
#12 - bluemagebrilly (12/16/2015) [-]
... Eh? That's just three Magnemites together. How would that be better?
#30 - This looks like something toby would put out, is it? 12/16/2015 on Undertale Comp: 7. The Fun 0
#10 - It's over, theres no way that OoT can pull 14,000 votes in the… 12/16/2015 on Undertale Comp: 8. The Fun?... 0
#15 - Best part? he worked at a medical facility befo… 12/16/2015 on Canadian Medical Care +2
#18 - it wasn't meant to be taken literally. I was just to…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2015 on Sizzling SnapChat 0
#19 - supahsayin (12/15/2015) [-]
u lazy fuk



I put way too much effort into that argument.

Well, at least it sounded pretty well thought out.
#36 - IDK, I know of a few sisters who look good Pic relate… 12/15/2015 on How to resolve religious wars +2

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User avatar #3 - helpful ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Woah dude you like really suck
User avatar #4 to #3 - selongb ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
You got a problem bro?
#9 to #4 - helpful ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Ahaha what
User avatar #11 to #9 - selongb ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
How the **** did you get a screen cap of that
User avatar #13 to #11 - helpful ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
In other words dude you like really suck
User avatar #12 to #11 - helpful ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
because I'm helpful and on your logics standing it is equivalent to misinformed propagated arguments that a seriously deranged and incomprehensibly jaded Bill O'riely would have constructed so im going to assume on that regard you have bought his book

form better and less propaganda fueled arguments
User avatar #14 to #12 - selongb ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Actually more of a Paul family guy myself.
User avatar #15 to #14 - helpful ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Right.

Much love

helpful
User avatar #8 to #4 - helpful ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
I saw that man, you dont make sense at all which explains your comments
User avatar #10 to #8 - selongb ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
If you don't have the mental capacity to follow my logic, then that is your problem. and on the deleted comment, I made a spelling mistake and tried to delete it before it was noticed
#5 to #4 - helpful ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
"Woah dude you like really suck" pretty much sums up everything man
User avatar #1 - Tafixados (02/24/2015) [-]
>inb4 first
you faggot
User avatar #2 to #1 - selongb ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
sheeeeeit
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