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User avatar #14 - karvarausku (09/19/2014) [-]
Let me correct that for you.

*Can't wait till she cheats you with 3 different guys and sleeps with your best friend and lies that you physically harmed her daily and dumps you, because everything you only did was support her.

When that happens he wants to kill her.
#103 - mollike (10 hours ago) [-]
had a girl do same shit to me, I can't trust women anymore sadly.
User avatar #39 - rumpelstilzchen (19 hours ago) [-]
You guys must live in a strange world when you think that's a common thing to happen.
User avatar #56 - burnswhenipee (15 hours ago) [-]
The amount of people in this thread that think that is just insane
User avatar #16 - lastkage (09/19/2014) [-]
you ok buddy?
User avatar #55 - karvarausku (15 hours ago) [-]
Yeah It happened years ago.

She spread lies about me meanwhile I said nothing. I got forced to apologize her in convention for things I didn't even do.

I'm currently happy with my new gf (2 and half year together woo!), but it bugs me that my ex never leaves me alone. She tries to get my gf jealous all the time and lies to her that I would have cheated on her and stuff like that...

Makes me mad.
#110 - animesource (10 hours ago) [-]
Get restraining order? Then you can just shoot her if she comes close to your home.
User avatar #111 - karvarausku (9 hours ago) [-]
She lives 300KM away from me which is good. Only way she can harass me is at the conventions.
User avatar #100 - commontroll (10 hours ago) [-]
It's simple really. Just make it look like she killed herself.
User avatar #62 - ryander (13 hours ago) [-]
You sound like someone with a lot of self esteem issues.
I'll give my two cents, i'm tired and I'm not sure what its worth but here goes.

A lot of women are fucked in the head because nobody holds them accountable for their actions. Do not approach her and do not talk to her. If she had sex with 3 different people while in a relationship with you, then she had sex without your consent. You could make an argument that this is akin to rape and you you might try to seek compensation or jail her.

She forced you to apologize? How exactly? This is a big no-no. You're basically confirming to an abuser that they have power over you.

She spread lies and you didn't answer? Still approaching you now to harass you? Tell her that if she does not stop you will sue her for harassment or slander. She'll stay firm, and you have to stay firmer. Show some backbone. She'll only break her stride when she realizes there's no way out. Make sure you film all interaction with her at all times without her knowledge because cops will side with the woman unless there's proof otherwise and this bitch sounds like an expert manipulator.
User avatar #64 - karvarausku (13 hours ago) [-]
Nah my self esteem is pretty great.

How she forced me to apologize? Well we were at convention and 2 of my "friends held me there not letting me go anywhere, first I wondered why wouldn't they let me go anywhere, but then came my ex... Didn't want to start a fight or anything so I had to bite my lip even tho I knew I didn't do anything wrong. I constantly asked what for I have to apologize "everything" Everything what? She told me nothing that I should had had the reason to even apologize...

I didn't answer by spreading anything of her, I tried to tell my friends the truth of myself, but I didn't try to make her seem worse person in front of their eyes, but it was for nothing. Now the friends that used to be my friends avoid me in there conventions.

I have constantly told her to leave me alone, she has called me on my phone sent me mail, tried to contact me facebook (and throu my gf).
I have told her to stop it and if she doesn't I will contact police for harassment, but she don't listen.

Also she tries to convince my gf that I have tried to get her back what is absolutely insane!
User avatar #123 - ryander (4 hours ago) [-]
Oh okay, so you held your ground rather well. This bitch is insane and theonemica is right. Having been backstabbed by my friends aswell, looking back on it at least you get to see which friends are reliable.
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User avatar #124 - karvarausku (4 hours ago) [-]
Exactly. Currently have small but trusty group of good friends. Real friends.

Also one of the time when my "friend" forgot his ticket to convention (they cost about 20-30€)
I actually managed to gather around said amount of money and bought the ticket for him. What happened next, he didn't even hang out with me. He left with just saying "Thanks mate."

#67 - theonemica (12 hours ago) [-]
Your friends sound fake as fuck, they really don't sound like they were any kind of good friend at all.

A threat is meaningless if you're not going to go through with it. Save the conversations, especially ones where you told her to leave you alone, and then actually go contact the police with this evidence.
User avatar #61 - iforgotmyothername (13 hours ago) [-]
I've tried this, my psychotic ex would even threaten to commit suicide if i wouldn't let her in and fuck her. When i told people she spread rumors i was a skizophrenic liar, and a lot of people believed her, because tits or something.

So i wrote her on facebook. I asked her, why do you have to try and ruin my life? We both know that you're lying, and that i'm telling the truth. You honestly scare the shit out of me, because if you're capable of this, i don't know what else you might think of.

The bitch then wrote back that i deserved it, because i shouldn't have told anyone anything about it, and that she would spread rumors that i hit her if i tried to do anything.

I then posted our conversation on facebook and blocked her. Problem solved. Everyone hates her now.
User avatar #65 - karvarausku (13 hours ago) [-]
Tried that. Somehow the people just shutdown their eyes and blame me for sharing her private messages.

Same happened to me btw... When we were together and every time I tried to leave her "No you can't do it, I will kill myself if you do it!" shit.

So the 3rd guy was actually my bail out which I was relieved.
#15 - anonymous (09/19/2014) [-]
About 5 years ago I was dating a girl who established that we could go out every Friday night, but that she couldn't on Saturday night because she had to get up early to go to church with her mom. This seemed acceptable to me and besides, I got to hang out with my friends every Saturday night. Surprise, she was fucking some other dude every Saturday night. This is why I have trust issues.

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User avatar #77 - themagicdalek ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
ponys are gay
#78 to #77 - selfdenyingbeggar (09/13/2014) [-]
thank you for expressing yourself
#70 - lunargreenhouse (08/01/2014) [-]
Hello there
#72 to #71 - lunargreenhouse (08/01/2014) [-]
You where searching for Brony/Pony board? Or more precise, where they are completely accepted (just not always are the topic)?
#73 to #72 - selfdenyingbeggar (08/01/2014) [-]
Yup. I want to share my alternate ending for My Little Dashie
#74 to #73 - lunargreenhouse (08/01/2014) [-]
Well. From hearsay, I don't know a better place on FJ to share that. We're open to nearly anything, just. Don't expect immediate response on your work before talking a bit and saying hello. They want to know who you are first
#75 to #74 - selfdenyingbeggar (08/01/2014) [-]
really? why? I've always thought that what's important is the message not the messenger. the art, not the artist.
#76 to #75 - lunargreenhouse (08/01/2014) [-]
Its pure curiosity. New persons are something exciting and their work gets overlooked at first.
The message is indeed more important than the messanger in usual.
#54 - lightarcanine (08/01/2014) [-]
Reading through your comments, I see you're an honest person.

I do have a question, though, why exactly do you want to rewrite the ending of the fic?
#55 to #54 - selfdenyingbeggar (08/01/2014) [-]
because I'm not.. content is the word? sattisfied? with Celestia's explanation at the ending of why the protagonist can't go to Equestria. I think I have a reply that both makes sense in a real way to me and that would've convinced Celestia, cus of her wisdom I guess.

So in my alternate ending he does GO to Equestria. And I've been told that i'm not a bad writer myself, I have my linguistic-word (I speak spanish though) intelligence the most developed.
User avatar #56 to #55 - lightarcanine (08/01/2014) [-]
Then I say go for it.

And let me know how it goes.
#57 to #56 - selfdenyingbeggar (08/01/2014) [-]
Here, it's what I've wrote, like the base of it. I'm gonna polish it.

Then I suddenly felt a nod in my heart. I knew I had to do this even if my mind feared that i would not happen I knew I had to try. I knew it was right.

"Celestia? I ask to come into your world."

"I'm sorry but that can't be. It's because of an accident, somethng that should't have happened that Dashie is here and now we have to make things right"

Celestia, you work with magic, I assume you must believe in some higher power. What is an accident but something that happens regardless of everyones expectations as to what it should BE? I do believe this isn't just some random mistake, it has healed my heart and know I want to be with the person I love, I'm from this world but I've loved yours from the moment I've watched the TV show. I felt like I wanted to escape from here and go to your world. Who are we to question existence and what has already happened?

"In truth there's another reason. I can't allow you to come to Equestria because I cannot predict what effects would a human living in our world would have. I cannot take the risk that the seed of evil will take hold there as it has done in this world"

Celestia, what I've learned from my life, my life with Dashie and being a human in this world is that basing your actions on fear is what creates a world like this. It's what most people do on this planet. It's what makes us close our hearts from one another.

I'd be the only human in equestria and afte ri died there's be no other and since this happened and had such an effect in my life, perhaps some good can come out of this path. If something shouldn't be, then it simply wouldn't be. Can you at least try to take me there?
User avatar #58 to #57 - lightarcanine (08/01/2014) [-]
It seems plausible.
#60 to #58 - selfdenyingbeggar (08/01/2014) [-]
Also the whole "this all shouldn't have happened" seems like a very immature respone for a "horse goddess". Trying to get "life back to normal" when change happens is a very human thing to do (cus of fear) insted of embracing where unpredictable change leads us which i think is a more positive attitude
#59 to #58 - selfdenyingbeggar (08/01/2014) [-]
the thing about basing your actions on fear is true. It is what he did when he didn't tell Dashie about her origin and that ultimately hurt her and yeah it's what we're programme dto do in this world which separates us.

Also, his desire from the verybeginning is to BE in Equestria, it comes full circle.

The writing needs some work, it's my ideas and I have to put it in their character personalities.

Hmmmm anything that you'd like to point out?

(also yeah i know there are many mistakes, I was writing and thinking it)
User avatar #61 to #59 - lightarcanine (08/01/2014) [-]
If anything, add more description of how the characters are acting at this point. Otherwise, it seems like hollow speech.
#62 to #61 - selfdenyingbeggar (08/01/2014) [-]
oh yeah haha I just wanted to write those ideas Before I Forget and you're right.

do you agree on my points? the other replies I just made
User avatar #63 to #62 - lightarcanine (08/01/2014) [-]
It's good to show the Princess as Childish, adds depth.
#66 to #63 - selfdenyingbeggar (08/01/2014) [-]
(if you're talking about what she tells to the protagonist I think it also shows how much the protagonist has grown, he reaches a stage of maturity at the end and not in the traditional forced view of "I'm an adult now so i know it must be painful". But in the "live is the answer, not fear" kind of way.

#64 to #63 - selfdenyingbeggar (08/01/2014) [-]
Celestia? childish how?
User avatar #65 to #64 - lightarcanine (08/01/2014) [-]
"It shouldn't have happened" or "That's just not how it works"
#51 - presidentmoose (06/23/2014) [-]
See? OP always delivers, my friend. Can I count on your vote? or maybe a subscription?
#52 to #51 - selfdenyingbeggar (06/23/2014) [-]
it's gorgeous. You have my sword.
User avatar #53 to #52 - presidentmoose (06/23/2014) [-]
And you have my Moose
User avatar #49 - sniperfumbles (05/29/2013) [-]
You waded through a red sea to educate others. I respect you.
#50 to #49 - selfdenyingbeggar (05/29/2013) [-]
Man, your comment made me feel better, thanks.
#35 - lulzfoursandyhook (05/02/2013) [-]
hahaha dumbass christian go somewhere else with your christfag ******** . darwin is the only truth. evolution is a fact
#36 to #35 - selfdenyingbeggar (05/02/2013) [-]

You're a disgrace to atheists. Your comment is the equivalent to "You atheist satan adroing piece of **** . You're going to hell because you don't love god".
#37 to #36 - lulzfoursandyhook (05/02/2013) [-]
hahahahaha i'm not afraid of your imaginary torture realm. your threats are meaningless to me!!! hahaha stupid ass
#38 to #37 - selfdenyingbeggar (05/02/2013) [-]
Dude, seriously, you've got the wrong guy. I'm not a christian. Go bother someone else.

And also btw, you're a terrible troll. You sound like a child.
#39 to #38 - lulzfoursandyhook (05/02/2013) [-]
lol do you think i care about being called a troll by a fail troll? you're not so good at trolling either buddy. now **** off , you science denying christfag.
#40 to #39 - selfdenyingbeggar (05/02/2013) [-]
now that you have replied defending yourself I know it affected you.
#41 to #40 - lulzfoursandyhook (05/02/2013) [-]
didn't you just ******* reply defending yourself. lol you're so stupid dude. no wonder you believe in bronze age fairy tales
#42 to #41 - selfdenyingbeggar (05/02/2013) [-]
I did so from a detached point of view. Right know I'm trying to get some sense into you if you indeed think I'm a christian and are mocking me because of it. If you're a troll, I don't know what feelings are you trying to get off your chest, maybe telling me about it would be better.

I know on the other side there's another person who laughs, probably has some secrets, has loved and probably hasn't been loved back. I want to stay with that image because I feel there's a friend there.

You can continue mocking me if you like but this is not the christian you're looking for
#44 to #42 - lulzfoursandyhook (05/02/2013) [-]
>detacthed point of view

so another words u were just pretending to be a troll right? lol sure buddy
#43 to #42 - lulzfoursandyhook (05/02/2013) [-]
lol i'm getting pretty sick of your logical fallacies dude. you believe in a book of lies. just admit that you're a woman hating, bigoted racist faggot who holds back progress by spreading myths! i ******* hate you fundies
#45 to #43 - selfdenyingbeggar (05/02/2013) [-]
so you hate me because I hate?

...? do you see it?
#46 to #45 - lulzfoursandyhook (05/02/2013) [-]
lol is that ur pitiful attempt at logic? ahahaha u have no logic dude thats why your a christian
#47 to #46 - selfdenyingbeggar (05/02/2013) [-]
and what are you?
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User avatar #9 - hueyfreeman (09/04/2012) [-]

Well this one's good... I'll see if I can't find some more...
#13 to #9 - selfdenyingbeggar (09/04/2012) [-]
**** me! that song is good. thank you.
User avatar #14 to #13 - hueyfreeman (09/04/2012) [-]
No problem bro. Happy to help out a fellow FJ user any day.
User avatar #10 to #9 - hueyfreeman (09/04/2012) [-]

I like this one, won't find it on ITunes though
#15 to #10 - selfdenyingbeggar (09/04/2012) [-]
this one I liked but it's for a different mood than I am right now (not sure if that's how you say it eng 2nd lang)
User avatar #11 to #10 - hueyfreeman (09/04/2012) [-]

Not really dubstep, but good songs nonetheless. If you want to go check out some of these artists' other music, go for it. I haven't really looked into mimosa, the guys who made psychadelic stereo, but glitch mob is ******* great, I haven't heard a bad song by them. Yeah, enjoy.

also I think the devil's den is skrillex's only good song
#16 to #11 - selfdenyingbeggar (09/04/2012) [-]
zombie one was also pretty good, more so towards the ending and animus vox is great
User avatar #12 to #11 - hueyfreeman (09/04/2012) [-]

I forgot that psychadelic stereo one... here it is
#17 to #12 - selfdenyingbeggar (09/04/2012) [-]
I loved this sound. thanks a lot. I think this and the first one were my favs. You've made someone happy today.
User avatar #18 to #17 - hueyfreeman (09/04/2012) [-]
Yeah man, enjoy
#19 to #18 - selfdenyingbeggar (09/04/2012) [-]
I might be going to a completely different side. But if you listen to neverland by marillion you'll get a rape-your-heart feeling. or anesthesize by porcupine tree when you're feeling paralyzed. or I'd recommend animals or meddle by pink floyd (they're both albums)
User avatar #20 to #19 - hueyfreeman (09/04/2012) [-]
Alright, I'll go listen to those when I have some time. I'm doing some online class work browsing fj in another tab :P
#6 - unncommon (08/28/2012) [-]
I'm such a good person.
#21 to #6 - selfdenyingbeggar (10/08/2012) [-]
It hasn't gotten old, I just saw it and started laughing. Nice try though
User avatar #8 to #7 - unncommon (08/28/2012) [-]
I love you too.
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