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#61 - I beg to differ, crows solve puzzles, remember faces, and hold…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2013 on Looking for fuckscapes +1
User avatar #62 - seleniyxoxo (05/08/2013) [-]
i forgot to include link
#1 - I never knew I needed this until now... 05/07/2013 on Incredible Art Cotton Candy 0
#1 - The **** did I just listen to? 05/07/2013 on Barbie cover 0
#8 - My brain hurts now... 05/07/2013 on numbers +2
#1 - Picture 05/07/2013 on A long anecdote (a dirty... 0
#7 - So what did op do then?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2013 on The ultimate achievement 0
User avatar #13 - captainprincess (05/08/2013) [-]
He beat the system is what he did. Defeated it. made it bend over and blow itself.
#1 - Picture 05/07/2013 on bootmoon +1
#4 - There is nothing, then he's there, then ohhh, then nothing, th… 05/07/2013 on oh. -1
#1 - I don't get it...  [+] (7 new replies) 05/07/2013 on oh. -1
User avatar #2 - fizzzum (05/07/2013) [-]
lol you serious ?
User avatar #4 - seleniyxoxo (05/07/2013) [-]
There is nothing, then he's there, then ohhh, then nothing, then he is there, then ahh that's better. It has no explanation about what the hell is going on. No context. So yes lol I am serious.
#3 - shanty (05/07/2013) [-]
Eh, not gunna lie, I didn't get it at first either. Then it kinda just clicked.
User avatar #5 - fizzzum (05/07/2013) [-]
he teleports there, the door is facing towards the container so he can't get out, then he goes back in teleports so the door is facing the right way,
haven't any of you seen Doctor Who ?
#6 - shanty (05/07/2013) [-]
"Then it kinda just clicked." Also, no. Not one episode.
User avatar #7 - fizzzum (05/07/2013) [-]
sorry wrong reply button, but okay then you miss out
#8 - shanty (05/07/2013) [-]
It's okay. I still love you.
#117 - I need to see this movie again, thank you sir 05/06/2013 on A galaxy passing by a black... +10
#179 - sauce?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/06/2013 on Japan 0
User avatar #185 - ehzio (05/06/2013) [-]
Clannad and Clannad After Story, if you want the most feelest of feels, start with Clannad and work your way to the heart breaking, tear flowing, 1930 Great Depression feel that is of Clannad After Story
User avatar #184 - bookyle (05/06/2013) [-]
#182 - taintedangel (05/06/2013) [-]
Clannad. Sauce and pic was from season two or "Clannad ~After Story~".
#393 - Picture 05/04/2013 on give me your strangest gifs +5
#76 - No, America  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2013 on Nobody must know about this 0
User avatar #81 - drdiddly (05/05/2013) [-]
Oh. They have sinks like that in Canada then
#50 - Did anyone else think of this when they saw the pic? Because t…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/03/2013 on Nobody must know about this +13
User avatar #73 - drdiddly (05/03/2013) [-]
Do u live in Canada?
#76 - seleniyxoxo (05/04/2013) [-]
No, America
User avatar #81 - drdiddly (05/05/2013) [-]
Oh. They have sinks like that in Canada then
#113 - Do I really need to explain the joke? We are so used to seeing… 04/26/2013 on Simplified 0
#44 - I didn't think of it that way, you're right, thanks for the info 04/26/2013 on Yes! 0
#8 - I just randomly mix **** together til I get all o… 04/24/2013 on Skyrim Logic +67
#19 - Where is this from and why does that guy look like Dr. Cox?  [+] (5 new replies) 04/24/2013 on Simplified +4
#90 - anonymous (04/24/2013) [-]
Maybe because its the same actor? HUUURRR DUUURRR
#113 - seleniyxoxo (04/26/2013) [-]
Do I really need to explain the joke? We are so used to seeing certain people in certain character roles, that when we see them in another senario we are like wtf? Why is "House sitting next Rachel on a plane?" in friends, or like in this context, like i said, "why does this guy look like dr cox?"
User avatar #43 - jacksterlad (04/24/2013) [-]
because it the same person?
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User avatar #21 - iforgetwhattosay (04/24/2013) [-]
it's from the movie office space. it is indeed the actor that plays doctor cox
#13 - I'd honestly like to see the study on this, if it's true that is...  [+] (5 new replies) 04/24/2013 on Yes! +8
#15 - nsfwanon (04/24/2013) [-]
As a psychology A-level student, it is true.


1- Sleep patterns change as we enter adolescence
2- Humans are programmed to rest when not hunting/mating (our bodies still haven't entirely adapted to the whole 'work school and social life situation)
3- Adolescent humans need the extra rest for brain growth and growth in general, as our teen years are when we do most of our growing in terms of height, muscle development, etc.
4- Sleep is awesome. Seriously though, 'laziness' isn't entirely accurate here. Sure, some people are lazy and just can't be arsed. However, some of it is accounted for by theories and evidence which suggest that being 'lazy' is a means of resting and accomplishing the above.

I could find you a study if I tried, but I learned from textbooks. Plus I'm not your google, so I hope that this will suffice.
#44 - seleniyxoxo (04/26/2013) [-]
I didn't think of it that way, you're right, thanks for the info
User avatar #38 - lordofthesea (04/24/2013) [-]

thanks for the info though
#14 - markitu (04/24/2013) [-]
What did Bullshit say? I want to know, i need to know.
User avatar #39 - lordofthesea (04/24/2013) [-]
bullshit was phone
#12 - That's nature for ya... The reproduction of the firefly sq… 04/24/2013 on Japan's firefly squids +10
#45 - Need to call in Spock for this ton of nope... 04/24/2013 on eltit 0
#26 - Does anyone notice that sink holes tend to be happening a lot …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2013 on Feed the earth +42
#114 - anonymous (04/24/2013) [-]
the water mains and pipes underground havent been replaced for like 100 years bro .__. they only suppose to last for 40
#50 - anonymous (04/24/2013) [-]
This one happened due to something with the water main beneath it and the flooding in Chicago that morning.
#59 - Except where I live, it is impossible to tell which are the re…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/24/2013 on so heart warming +112
#185 - honkan (04/24/2013) [-]
Blue tooth?
#178 - anonymous (04/24/2013) [-]
Huge problem here in Norway, people come from the EEA countries, (No need for a Visa to get in) and during the summer months, some of them (As far as I've heard) get up to $600 every day, begging for money in central Oslo. In the evening they get picked up by a merc or porsche where the leaders of the organisations who bring them here take a large percentage of the money, and at the end of the season, ship them home..

Not to talk about the gypsies that ruin our forests and steal gas and tools..
User avatar #143 - rieskimo (04/24/2013) [-]
We have a homeless organization where I live too, it's called Brown University.
There are so many Brown students around the outskirts of campus that try and panhandle it's pathetic. It used to be easy to spot them, all you had to do was look for kids with well cut hair but now that being a hipster is a thing it's nearly impossible to tell if they're "vintage" or "garbage".
User avatar #87 - psychlogic (04/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, we have gypsys where I live. They bandage one of their kids' feet and dress all raggedy and have nasty teeth. They asked for money, so I offered to buy them some food. I'm thinking I'll get like a rotisserie chicken for her and her kids. This bitch grabs a shopping cart and starts throwing stuff in it. She tried to get her kid a doughnut. After I bought her some bread and a few vegetables and water, she gets into an SUV with her husband and drives off.
User avatar #141 - biggydy (04/24/2013) [-]
I know some gypsys too. Motherfuckers dress as they have no money, but they drive cars that are worth at least $50.000, and the cars are legal, they aren't robbed or anything. I don't know how they live.
#150 - anonymous (04/24/2013) [-]
$50.00 car? what are they midget gypsies that ride around in a tonka?
User avatar #155 - psychlogic (04/24/2013) [-]
European countries use a period where we would normally use a comma within number. Note the three zeros after $50.
User avatar #153 - biggydy (04/24/2013) [-]
$50,000? Sorry, we use a dots instead of commas here.
#142 - anonymous (04/24/2013) [-]
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#75 - urbemarmis (04/24/2013) [-]
homeless organization...that made me laugh harder than i shouldve. image unrelated
#147 - It's a moray eel in the picture...  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2013 on I'm done 0
#153 - anonymous (04/24/2013) [-]
Thanks for telling me that (:
but I'm just talking about the song
#94 - I will, once I get time, hopefully after this semester ends. S…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2013 on Models 0
#97 - izzygirl (04/23/2013) [-]
Well, summer is just a couple weeks away for most people I know.
Good luck writing your paper!
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