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#2 - Anyone who cheats deserves something similar to happen to them… 04/22/2013 on good man!! +11
#3 - <- Whenever I'm reading a good book 04/22/2013 on Always 0
#1 - Good show, good show 04/22/2013 on murica -1
#2 - LIES!!! I had braces, they aren't all easy and simple like it …  [+] (20 new replies) 04/22/2013 on Braces +34
User avatar #64 - fitta (04/23/2013) [-]
yea.. my wisdom teeth are starting to fuck up mine. sucks
#61 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/23/2013) [-]
It a good thing I was born with perfect teeth and have never had a cavity in my life.
#54 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/23/2013) [-]
or you can just have TMJ all by its self and get a mouth guard that screws up your teeth.
User avatar #38 - cjtsirhc (04/23/2013) [-]
I just have to wear my retainer at night...
#30 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/23/2013) [-]
i have an "inside" retainer. You dont have to put them on and they dont hurt. You get used to them pretty quickly. I had an invisible retainer for my upper teeth and i was able to remove them after 1.5 years without my teeth "scattering" again. It´s not thaat much BS
User avatar #20 - goobyman (04/23/2013) [-]
i got tmj as soon as i got bracs...
#13 - sirensinger (04/23/2013) [-]
I never wore my retainer either. Neither did my brother. We both had braces for 3 years and our teeth are still perfectly straight.
User avatar #11 - tastycrisps (04/23/2013) [-]
Never happened to me. I got my braces off and probably wore my retainer for like a week before I lost it. It's been more than 5 years and my teeth are perfectly straight.
User avatar #8 - dyingkisses (04/23/2013) [-]
I had my braces for 2 years. I had a gap and an overbite and some of my teeth were crooked, annnd once I got my braces off I never wore my retainer like they told me too. Sometimes I dont wear it for weeks, and the only thing that happens to me is a little gap will appear between my two front teeth...
User avatar #3 - avocadoXD (04/22/2013) [-]
really? when i got my braces off i never touched my retainer and my teeth are B-e-a-utifull
#4 - seleniyxoxo (04/22/2013) [-]
Ya, you're one of the lucky few where your teeth are just like "you know what man? I'm cool with this". While the rest of us have teeth like "Fuck this shit, let's move back". Which is bullshit

*Pic somewhat related*
User avatar #74 - funnyrage (04/23/2013) [-]
i think that you are one of the unlucky few..please don't hurt me.
#51 - stopsdropsand (04/23/2013) [-]
I haven't worn my retainer in months and when i did it wasnt even for that long. I dread they day that i have to buckle down and wear them for like a month straight because they have already moved alot.
#7 - somedsoup (04/23/2013) [-]
#9 - seleniyxoxo (04/23/2013) [-]
Let's do this
User avatar #5 - avocadoXD (04/22/2013) [-]
Ill just sit here and smile.. hehe
#6 - seleniyxoxo (04/22/2013) [-]
I secretly despise you now...
User avatar #53 - avocadoXD (04/23/2013) [-]
:D straight and narrow, pearly whites.
#34 - motherfuckingkenji (04/23/2013) [-]
I got the same deal as avocadoXD.
I'm supposed to wear my retainer to bed every night, but I only did that for about a week before I realized it was made incorrectly and caused my teeth to move back to the way they were before braces (for a few hours, anyway). It's like my teeth are like "Oooooooh, he wants us to be that way. Aight, let's stick with that then."
Also, I will never have to worry about my wisdom teeth as I never grew any (or they're already perfectly aligned or something, I'm not sure).
#35 - motherfuckingkenji (04/23/2013) [-]
Also I only had my braces for about a month.
Forgot to mention that part.
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#5 - I have no idea, I got The game? What does that mean in this co… 04/22/2013 on Title 0
#135 - Sure, I guess I can try and help... with a song... Ju… 04/22/2013 on average age to lose virginity +1
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#34 - I want to know who this guy is, I would totally add him and ch…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2013 on A Legend +5
User avatar #40 - zraven (04/22/2013) [-]
Hell, I'd nominate him for office.
#1 - Wtf, I don't remember seeing this in that show... 04/21/2013 on Anatomically Correct 0
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User avatar #137 - nebuchadnezzaurus (04/21/2013) [-]
Why are you thumbed down, assuming you posted an un-sexy ass to turn him off his criminal thoughts...
User avatar #171 - infamoustrapper (04/21/2013) [-]
Actually the dude thought it was sexy....read his other comment.
User avatar #27 - mrgoodlove (04/21/2013) [-]
wtf is that shit?!
#4 - Bad ass 04/20/2013 on looking through my saved... 0
#23 - <- How I felt after reading that... 04/20/2013 on What if? +83
#10 - It's America, you just ****** it up and blurred i… 04/20/2013 on Britain +1
#39 - I really think some people need to get the sticks out of their… 04/20/2013 on You've Got To Be Shipping Me +2
#39 - Great job op, didn't see that coming, great ending 04/20/2013 on 10/10 +1
#2 - If anyone has the full size HD of this pic, I will love them forever 04/20/2013 on Revenge of the Eeveelutions +2
#2 - Busch Gardens Tampa *pic unrelated but adorable* 04/18/2013 on just some people playing... +16
#95 - I literally gagged watching this, thank you op... 04/17/2013 on Natural way to prevent the flu +1
#10 - Also, I know we sell the avengers 3D wall art for a fact, but … 04/17/2013 on Thor and Captain America... 0
#9 - I work at Target, they are $20, and they also sell things like…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2013 on Thor and Captain America... 0
User avatar #10 - seleniyxoxo (04/17/2013) [-]
Also, I know we sell the avengers 3D wall art for a fact, but I can't find them on the stupid website
#135 - That's enough internet for today... 04/17/2013 on NOPE 0
#40 - Picture 04/17/2013 on Puppy forever stuck in a bowl. +13
#65 - Is this a toy? If so, where can I buy this?? I want to scare t… 04/17/2013 on Slow Reflexes 0
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