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#19 - Where is this from and why does that guy look like Dr. Cox?  [+] (5 new replies) 04/24/2013 on Simplified +4
#90 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/24/2013) [-]
Maybe because its the same actor? HUUURRR DUUURRR
#113 - seleniyxoxo (04/26/2013) [-]
Do I really need to explain the joke? We are so used to seeing certain people in certain character roles, that when we see them in another senario we are like wtf? Why is "House sitting next Rachel on a plane?" in friends, or like in this context, like i said, "why does this guy look like dr cox?"
User avatar #43 - jacksterlad (04/24/2013) [-]
because it the same person?
#44 - somedsoup has deleted their comment.
User avatar #21 - iforgetwhattosay (04/24/2013) [-]
it's from the movie office space. it is indeed the actor that plays doctor cox
#13 - I'd honestly like to see the study on this, if it's true that is...  [+] (5 new replies) 04/24/2013 on Yes! +8
#15 - nsfwanon (04/24/2013) [-]
As a psychology A-level student, it is true.

Reasons:

1- Sleep patterns change as we enter adolescence
2- Humans are programmed to rest when not hunting/mating (our bodies still haven't entirely adapted to the whole 'work school and social life situation)
3- Adolescent humans need the extra rest for brain growth and growth in general, as our teen years are when we do most of our growing in terms of height, muscle development, etc.
4- Sleep is awesome. Seriously though, 'laziness' isn't entirely accurate here. Sure, some people are lazy and just can't be arsed. However, some of it is accounted for by theories and evidence which suggest that being 'lazy' is a means of resting and accomplishing the above.

I could find you a study if I tried, but I learned from textbooks. Plus I'm not your google, so I hope that this will suffice.
#44 - seleniyxoxo (04/26/2013) [-]
I didn't think of it that way, you're right, thanks for the info
User avatar #38 - lordofthesea (04/24/2013) [-]
STOP CONFUSING THE MATTER WITH YOUR FACTS.


thanks for the info though
#14 - markitu (04/24/2013) [-]
What did Bullshit say? I want to know, i need to know.
User avatar #39 - lordofthesea (04/24/2013) [-]
bullshit was phone
#12 - That's nature for ya... The reproduction of the firefly sq… 04/24/2013 on Japan's firefly squids +10
#45 - Need to call in Spock for this ton of nope... 04/24/2013 on eltit 0
#26 - Does anyone notice that sink holes tend to be happening a lot …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2013 on Feed the earth +42
#114 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/24/2013) [-]
the water mains and pipes underground havent been replaced for like 100 years bro .__. they only suppose to last for 40
#50 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/24/2013) [-]
This one happened due to something with the water main beneath it and the flooding in Chicago that morning.
#59 - Except where I live, it is impossible to tell which are the re…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/24/2013 on so heart warming +112
#185 - honkan (04/24/2013) [-]
Blue tooth?
#178 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/24/2013) [-]
Huge problem here in Norway, people come from the EEA countries, (No need for a Visa to get in) and during the summer months, some of them (As far as I've heard) get up to $600 every day, begging for money in central Oslo. In the evening they get picked up by a merc or porsche where the leaders of the organisations who bring them here take a large percentage of the money, and at the end of the season, ship them home..

Not to talk about the gypsies that ruin our forests and steal gas and tools..
User avatar #143 - rieskimo (04/24/2013) [-]
We have a homeless organization where I live too, it's called Brown University.
There are so many Brown students around the outskirts of campus that try and panhandle it's pathetic. It used to be easy to spot them, all you had to do was look for kids with well cut hair but now that being a hipster is a thing it's nearly impossible to tell if they're "vintage" or "garbage".
User avatar #87 - psychlogic (04/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, we have gypsys where I live. They bandage one of their kids' feet and dress all raggedy and have nasty teeth. They asked for money, so I offered to buy them some food. I'm thinking I'll get like a rotisserie chicken for her and her kids. This bitch grabs a shopping cart and starts throwing stuff in it. She tried to get her kid a doughnut. After I bought her some bread and a few vegetables and water, she gets into an SUV with her husband and drives off.
User avatar #141 - biggydy (04/24/2013) [-]
I know some gypsys too. Motherfuckers dress as they have no money, but they drive cars that are worth at least $50.000, and the cars are legal, they aren't robbed or anything. I don't know how they live.
#150 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/24/2013) [-]
$50.00 car? what are they midget gypsies that ride around in a tonka?
User avatar #155 - psychlogic (04/24/2013) [-]
European countries use a period where we would normally use a comma within number. Note the three zeros after $50.
User avatar #153 - biggydy (04/24/2013) [-]
$50,000? Sorry, we use a dots instead of commas here.
#142 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/24/2013) [-]
FUCKKKKKINNNNNN GYYYYYYYPSYYYYYYYYYYSSS!!!!1
#79 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/24/2013) [-]
Sucks to bee BULLIED ALL THE TIME- MAYBE JUST MAYBE/ YOYR MUND HAS CAR CRASH SELECTIVE AMNESIA/ WATCHERS DONT REILLY CARE BOUT REAL WIFE/ BONUS FOR ALL US/ WIN WIB WITHOUT I TOLD U SO/ U R BRAINWASGED/ NO ACCIDENT BEE/ DEE ST JOES
#75 - urbemarmis (04/24/2013) [-]
homeless organization...that made me laugh harder than i shouldve. image unrelated
#147 - It's a moray eel in the picture...  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2013 on I'm done 0
#153 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/24/2013) [-]
Thanks for telling me that (:
but I'm just talking about the song
#94 - I will, once I get time, hopefully after this semester ends. S…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2013 on Models 0
#97 - izzygirl (04/23/2013) [-]
Well, summer is just a couple weeks away for most people I know.
Good luck writing your paper!
#85 - Good thing, otherwise I'd have to go all bad-ass "king&qu…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/23/2013 on Models 0
#90 - izzygirl (04/23/2013) [-]
Haha, seriously though, you should go read the manga. Finish it before someone spoils it for you!
#94 - seleniyxoxo (04/23/2013) [-]
I will, once I get time, hopefully after this semester ends. Speaking of which, I have a paper due, so I'm going to log off before I become more distracted.
#97 - izzygirl (04/23/2013) [-]
Well, summer is just a couple weeks away for most people I know.
Good luck writing your paper!
#81 - Dammit don't tell me what happens yet, I haven't found the tim…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/23/2013 on Models 0
#82 - izzygirl (04/23/2013) [-]
Oh shit. Good thing I didn't say anything_ too_ spoiler-y.
#85 - seleniyxoxo (04/23/2013) [-]
Good thing, otherwise I'd have to go all bad-ass "king" mode on you XD
#90 - izzygirl (04/23/2013) [-]
Haha, seriously though, you should go read the manga. Finish it before someone spoils it for you!
#94 - seleniyxoxo (04/23/2013) [-]
I will, once I get time, hopefully after this semester ends. Speaking of which, I have a paper due, so I'm going to log off before I become more distracted.
#97 - izzygirl (04/23/2013) [-]
Well, summer is just a couple weeks away for most people I know.
Good luck writing your paper!
#77 - Agreed, they destroyed an amazing anime and turned it in the w…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/23/2013 on Models 0
User avatar #79 - izzygirl (04/23/2013) [-]
I eventually went to read the manga. It's so much better. And it doesn't leave an ending that's open to the fans to decide if she wanted Tadase or Ikuto.
#81 - seleniyxoxo (04/23/2013) [-]
Dammit don't tell me what happens yet, I haven't found the time to get around to reading the whole thing
#82 - izzygirl (04/23/2013) [-]
Oh shit. Good thing I didn't say anything_ too_ spoiler-y.
#85 - seleniyxoxo (04/23/2013) [-]
Good thing, otherwise I'd have to go all bad-ass "king" mode on you XD
#90 - izzygirl (04/23/2013) [-]
Haha, seriously though, you should go read the manga. Finish it before someone spoils it for you!
#94 - seleniyxoxo (04/23/2013) [-]
I will, once I get time, hopefully after this semester ends. Speaking of which, I have a paper due, so I'm going to log off before I become more distracted.
#97 - izzygirl (04/23/2013) [-]
Well, summer is just a couple weeks away for most people I know.
Good luck writing your paper!
#58 - Nope you're not alone, Shugo Chara is my all time fav anime …  [+] (9 new replies) 04/23/2013 on Models 0
#59 - izzygirl (04/23/2013) [-]
I fucking hated what they did to that season.
I tried sitting patiently through it, but when they only give you like 7 minutes of anime, and 15 minutes of crap....
#77 - seleniyxoxo (04/23/2013) [-]
Agreed, they destroyed an amazing anime and turned it in the wrong direction. Just image instead of turning it towards a younger audience they turned it to an older audience, and followed Amu through high school? That would have been awesome.
User avatar #79 - izzygirl (04/23/2013) [-]
I eventually went to read the manga. It's so much better. And it doesn't leave an ending that's open to the fans to decide if she wanted Tadase or Ikuto.
#81 - seleniyxoxo (04/23/2013) [-]
Dammit don't tell me what happens yet, I haven't found the time to get around to reading the whole thing
#82 - izzygirl (04/23/2013) [-]
Oh shit. Good thing I didn't say anything_ too_ spoiler-y.
#85 - seleniyxoxo (04/23/2013) [-]
Good thing, otherwise I'd have to go all bad-ass "king" mode on you XD
#90 - izzygirl (04/23/2013) [-]
Haha, seriously though, you should go read the manga. Finish it before someone spoils it for you!
#94 - seleniyxoxo (04/23/2013) [-]
I will, once I get time, hopefully after this semester ends. Speaking of which, I have a paper due, so I'm going to log off before I become more distracted.
#97 - izzygirl (04/23/2013) [-]
Well, summer is just a couple weeks away for most people I know.
Good luck writing your paper!
#37 - Same here, and it's due by midnight, I have one hour, yet I ca…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2013 on MFW 0
User avatar #39 - urfunnyman (04/23/2013) [-]
i understand
#56 - Well.... If we are posting preferences...  [+] (12 new replies) 04/23/2013 on Models +1
#107 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/23/2013) [-]
We're not. Shoo.
User avatar #57 - izzygirl (04/23/2013) [-]
I thought I was the only one who watched Shugo Chara....
#58 - seleniyxoxo (04/23/2013) [-]
Nope you're not alone, Shugo Chara is my all time fav anime
Excluding the shit they created with the final series of "kid friendly" bs
#59 - izzygirl (04/23/2013) [-]
I fucking hated what they did to that season.
I tried sitting patiently through it, but when they only give you like 7 minutes of anime, and 15 minutes of crap....
#77 - seleniyxoxo (04/23/2013) [-]
Agreed, they destroyed an amazing anime and turned it in the wrong direction. Just image instead of turning it towards a younger audience they turned it to an older audience, and followed Amu through high school? That would have been awesome.
User avatar #79 - izzygirl (04/23/2013) [-]
I eventually went to read the manga. It's so much better. And it doesn't leave an ending that's open to the fans to decide if she wanted Tadase or Ikuto.
#81 - seleniyxoxo (04/23/2013) [-]
Dammit don't tell me what happens yet, I haven't found the time to get around to reading the whole thing
#82 - izzygirl (04/23/2013) [-]
Oh shit. Good thing I didn't say anything_ too_ spoiler-y.
#85 - seleniyxoxo (04/23/2013) [-]
Good thing, otherwise I'd have to go all bad-ass "king" mode on you XD
#90 - izzygirl (04/23/2013) [-]
Haha, seriously though, you should go read the manga. Finish it before someone spoils it for you!
#94 - seleniyxoxo (04/23/2013) [-]
I will, once I get time, hopefully after this semester ends. Speaking of which, I have a paper due, so I'm going to log off before I become more distracted.
#97 - izzygirl (04/23/2013) [-]
Well, summer is just a couple weeks away for most people I know.
Good luck writing your paper!
#619 - Exactly, every single time I hear someone talking at work abou… 04/23/2013 on yep +1
#596 - thank you kind sir, you have said everything I wanted to say a…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2013 on yep +1
#612 - thebigcountry (04/23/2013) [-]
Glad to be of assistance. I just wanted to get it off my chest that gun control isn't pointless. That seemed to be the way to do it
#619 - seleniyxoxo (04/23/2013) [-]
Exactly, every single time I hear someone talking at work about how the gun regulation laws they are trying to pass are "unfair" and "useless". It takes every part of my sanity not to go off on them and get fired from my job.
#9 - Let's do this 04/23/2013 on Braces 0
#6 - nope  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2013 on Now You'll Never Go Outside +1
#11 - angelmitskano (04/23/2013) [-]
#2 - Too late, already done 04/22/2013 on Boston 0
#3 - ........... *runs/swims* 04/22/2013 on just some fishys +1
#1 - Is he fishing with the dead guy's penis?... 04/22/2013 on Slave voice art by Andre... 0
#4 - I like it, good job 04/22/2013 on Baking +9
#6 - I secretly despise you now...  [+] (3 new replies) 04/22/2013 on Braces 0
User avatar #53 - avocadoXD (04/23/2013) [-]
:D straight and narrow, pearly whites.
#34 - motherfuckingkenji (04/23/2013) [-]
I got the same deal as avocadoXD.
I'm supposed to wear my retainer to bed every night, but I only did that for about a week before I realized it was made incorrectly and caused my teeth to move back to the way they were before braces (for a few hours, anyway). It's like my teeth are like "Oooooooh, he wants us to be that way. Aight, let's stick with that then."
Also, I will never have to worry about my wisdom teeth as I never grew any (or they're already perfectly aligned or something, I'm not sure).
#35 - motherfuckingkenji (04/23/2013) [-]
Also I only had my braces for about a month.
Forgot to mention that part.
#1 - I wasted a chunk of my life playing with this when I saw it...… 04/22/2013 on This is my response to the... 0
#4 - Ya, you're one of the lucky few where your teeth are just like…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/22/2013 on Braces +2
User avatar #74 - funnyrage (04/23/2013) [-]
i think that you are one of the unlucky few..please don't hurt me.
#51 - stopsdropsand (04/23/2013) [-]
I haven't worn my retainer in months and when i did it wasnt even for that long. I dread they day that i have to buckle down and wear them for like a month straight because they have already moved alot.
#7 - somedsoup (04/23/2013) [-]
#9 - seleniyxoxo (04/23/2013) [-]
Let's do this
User avatar #5 - avocadoXD (04/22/2013) [-]
Ill just sit here and smile.. hehe
#6 - seleniyxoxo (04/22/2013) [-]
I secretly despise you now...
User avatar #53 - avocadoXD (04/23/2013) [-]
:D straight and narrow, pearly whites.
#34 - motherfuckingkenji (04/23/2013) [-]
I got the same deal as avocadoXD.
I'm supposed to wear my retainer to bed every night, but I only did that for about a week before I realized it was made incorrectly and caused my teeth to move back to the way they were before braces (for a few hours, anyway). It's like my teeth are like "Oooooooh, he wants us to be that way. Aight, let's stick with that then."
Also, I will never have to worry about my wisdom teeth as I never grew any (or they're already perfectly aligned or something, I'm not sure).
#35 - motherfuckingkenji (04/23/2013) [-]
Also I only had my braces for about a month.
Forgot to mention that part.
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