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|#84 - i know they are, i was pointing out that he was criticizing th…||12/03/2013 on Somethings fishy...||0|
|#15 - Never go full retard [+] (2 new replies)||12/02/2013 on Somethings fishy...||-5|
#21 - Ken M (12/02/2013) [-]
orcas are the largest of the dolphins.
#84 - seleniyxoxo (12/03/2013) [-]
i know they are, i was pointing out that he was criticizing the post over the name of the "thorca whale of thunder", because orcas, even though they are technically dolphins, they are called killer whales, so they were being retarded in trying to sound smart by criticizing the name of the thor whale art -.-
|#1220 - Stinky Underwear Warfare, game on||12/02/2013 on Mine's Maximum Thong Assault||0|
|#17 - I don't understand why some women care about that. Every man l… [+] (11 new replies)||09/25/2013 on Every Freaking Time||+13|
#118 - llamagaga (09/25/2013) [-]
None of the guys I dated looked at porn when we were together. I had a discussion on FJ with some of the men on here a while back. It makes me extremely jealous, and I just feel fucking hurt and like shit. I can't date guys who look at porn while I'm with them. It's just totally disrespectful to me. Some chicks are cool with it, but I am not.
Keep in mind, I am an extremely insecure person with "daddy issues" etc. etc. but I honestly have tried to be the best girlfriend I can be otherwise. I just can't handle porn though.
#106 - cormy (09/25/2013) [-]
Myeah, something like that. Also... Because it's 19 000 words. I put a lot of time and work into those messages and I've had too many experiences where I've lost shit like this due to facebook accounts or entire sites going down. You have to understand that these aren't just "chats", they're... Very... Very personal thoughts of mine. A few of the messages in the "chat" were over 1000 words long and that's just ONE message, which is why the whole thing amounts to 19k words in total.
Another reason I keep them is so I can read them later and judge myself. We all change throughout the years and I like to look back at what I used to think and what I think now to compare. These conversations go back 5+ years some and I find it interesting to see what I used to say.
I'm a... Pretty serious guy when it comes to chatting so most of what I type amounts to my philosophies and idealogies like what we're doing right now =) That being said, I enjoy both of those subjects and reading about my own past mind is quite cool to me. To be honest I'm actually proud of some of these chats, like a piece of art or some project I completed. It's like a gamesave/file-type attachement. You put all that work into it, you don't want it to just disappear regardless of how pointless it is. It's still precious time spent solidifed into some THING.
#109 - homebray (09/25/2013) [-]
Hmm... I can kinda understand.
I enjoy putting my thoughts into words, not like in a diary sense. I have some of my thoughts saved on my computer from long ago, but i just kinda stopped writing it one day. Never really had a conversation about 'em I didn't wanna weird friends out.
#111 - cormy (09/25/2013) [-]
I typically don't have these conversations with friends but I do with my closer ones... I figure if you can't have them with your friends, they aren't very good friends, not that they can't BECOME good friends but that of course takes time. I basically just keep it for those I know will be alright with it; Not everyone's really interested in the things I'm interested in, even if we are friends.
A few weeks back I had even documented my dreams for a little while just 'cause I thought it'd be interesting to read later.
#114 - homebray (09/25/2013) [-]
Yeah hahah I just never feel inclined to talk about it. I kinda keep my beliefs to myself; I dont really feel like sharing. I dunno.
i also tried documenting my dreams, but it didn't work out since i didnt stay consistent. and i have some pretty messed up dreams that i dont want to remember
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|#33 - All this time wasted on grapes when he could have been genetic… [+] (7 new replies)||08/16/2013 on They can't un-grape you||+32|
#38 - Ken M (08/16/2013) [-]
baby steps my friend. you don't just jump straight into cat girls, you have to work your way up. this is why we have glow in the dark puppies. we have to start small so that we don't accidentally have all our cat girls wind up with cancer or something
also, if you're going to say we need cat girls you should post a pic of actual cat girls, those are just siesta and henrietta from the familiar of zero wearing cat ears. at the very least you should post a cat eared version of tabitha since she's the best girl on that show.
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|#25 - ya, all the depths to explore, the incredible crushing force o… [+] (5 new replies)||07/29/2013 on FCBE||+61|
#61 - Ken M (07/29/2013) [-]
I think they're more talking about abandoning the need for cumbersome scuba equipment, which can be a hassle and maybe a danger. Imagine being able to carry a smaller air canister and being able to last just as long as having the big ol' jug. It would take less energy to swim around without it weighing you down.
#45 - Ken M (07/29/2013) [-]
Your body cannot be crushed by water as 70 percent of you is water and water can not be compressed, the thing that kills you is the part of your body that do not have water in them like your lungs and the oxygen in your blood. If the air in your body was kept the same pressure as the water pressure on the outside of your body it would balance out and you can go deeper (insert sex joke or inception joke here). But the problem is that when the oxygen in your body is at a high pressure to balance out from the water pressure outside your body it becomes toxic to you and starts to kill you, so divers can only go so far down before they start to die from oxygen poisoning.
TL;DR Your body can't be crushed by water if the air in your lungs is the same pressure, but higher density oxygen starts to kill you, which limits divers diving depth.
If I am wrong anywhere feel free to correct me, don't leave a stupid comment telling me i'm an idiot for being wrong about it.
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