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seleniyxoxo

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Date Signed Up:3/19/2013
Last Login:3/28/2015
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Highest Content Rank:#340
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Total Comments Made:329
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#82 - All I thought of 11/09/2014 on IT'S HAPPENING +1
#93 - Here have this 11/09/2014 on Please no +1
#64 - If anyone was curious this guy is a Sun Conure The pic i… 11/09/2014 on Better use for Macs 0
#14 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 11/06/2014 on Gummy Bears +134
User avatar #63 - fukkendragonite (11/07/2014) [-]
We got so caught up in the idea that we could, we forgot to ask ourselves if we should
#45 - siriusfakk (11/07/2014) [-]
Yeh.
#39 - anonymous (11/07/2014) [-]
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck...
#24 - anonymous (11/07/2014) [-]
Honestly? at this point I'm amazed that someone had to even ask for this.
This was pretty much inevitable.
#70 - Most females have a cloaca, most males have hemipenes (double …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2014 on Mfw 5th day of no-fap November 0
#78 - cloaca (11/08/2014) [-]
Both are technically me. The hemipenis is actually just located inside the cloaca as well, but when not expanded, it can form little bulges on the inside of the main plate hiding me.

..... that snake picture you posted (not the link, the picture) seems to have had an injury, it is missing that covering plate.
#3 - Source Recipe Ingredients - 1 Cup of Vanilla Ice Cream…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/01/2014 on Cookie +5
#11 - anonymous (11/02/2014) [-]
What you describe is not a cocktail. (in any sense of the word)
cock·tail (n.)
1. Any of various mixed alcoholic drinks consisting usually of brandy, whiskey, vodka, or gin combined with fruit juices or other liquors and often served chilled.
2. Medicine
a. A mixture of drugs, usually in solution, for the diagnosis or treatment of a condition.
b. A treatment regimen that includes a combination of several drugs, so that their combined effect is more potent than that of any of the drugs used individually.
3. An appetizer made by combining pieces of food, such as fruit or seafood: fruit cocktail; shrimp cocktail.

Reference: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition copyright ©2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company
User avatar #10 - traks (11/02/2014) [-]
Needs more white russian
User avatar #9 - darksideofthebeast (11/01/2014) [-]
5 parts vodka*
#7 - pokemonstheshiz (11/01/2014) [-]
That's not a cocktail at all
#34 - Bats are not blind, but no animal can see in complete darkness… 11/01/2014 on NA NA NA NA NA NA NA BATMOM +7
#36 - I love ferrets, they are by far my favorite pet. Don't t… 10/29/2014 on daily dose of d'awww +4
#19 - Can anyone make just the gif of this image without the tumblr stuff?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2014 on CUTE DROPE over dose 0
#21 - semenslurpinglily (10/27/2014) [-]
Because you can't google.
#99 - **seleniyxoxo rolled image ** Neato 10/27/2014 on Not that I'm complaining +1
#437 - Submitted. I'm curious to see how many girls are on here other…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/27/2014 on Motherfucking Survey Time +2
User avatar #538 - actuallymagikarp (10/28/2014) [-]
Most people assume there are no girls and I'm like "okay" lol
User avatar #461 - guitarassassin (10/27/2014) [-]
There's a GIRL on Xbox live! (Sanity Not Included) THERE'S A GIRL ON FJ!!!!
User avatar #456 - mangse (10/27/2014) [-]
That's exactly what I thought! I suspect most of us on here are in hiding
User avatar #446 - lanfearandthecup (10/27/2014) [-]
>poll

prepare for your "girls" seleniy.
#11 - Sounds more like your father is Professor Layton 10/22/2014 on Hi horny 0
#92 - I'll just leave this here... 10/22/2014 on Murder for dummies +1
#500 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2014 on Rate? 0
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#22 - I would love to own a bird, if only I had enough time to give … 10/19/2014 on If oh knee i had a birdie... +1
#493 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Rate? +3
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#4 - I love how the last one you can see the woman is wearing red a…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2014 on You had one job- comp -2
#12 - anonymous (10/19/2014) [-]
Actually it is an entrance door. From the inside of the store it is telling you not to exit (the entrance door) because it is an entrance only.
#24 - Picture 10/19/2014 on Meet the Pallas Cat +14
#97 - Of course, I'm happy to help. Also, I'm proud of you. I pretty… 09/22/2014 on Too close to home +1
#91 - I'm speaking here as a young adult female. It sounds like she'…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/22/2014 on Too close to home +1
User avatar #95 - creepydudewatching (09/22/2014) [-]
Thank you for the insight. I thought that females in this thread were lurking/giving me the look of disapproval.
Thank you so much. I'm not upset anymore because I know that being with someone who doesn't want to be with me isn't a relationship I want to be in.
Hell, I guess pulling out a splinter hurts, but it has to be done as well.
#97 - seleniyxoxo (09/22/2014) [-]
Of course, I'm happy to help. Also, I'm proud of you. I pretty much crawled into a ball and cried for days when a similar thing happened to me years ago. I'm glad you're looking to the bright side of things. Don't worry, you will find someone deserving of you. Trust me.
#32 - I need these tubes for... scientific purposes....  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2014 on Where is that otter going?? +6
#33 - ballsofearth (09/20/2014) [-]
well he obviously had otter plans.
#39 - I love science related content 09/19/2014 on 10 Neat Chemistry and... 0
#7 - This one?  [+] (6 new replies) 09/16/2014 on one man fried dumpling factory +47
User avatar #15 - kevinator (09/16/2014) [-]
Perfect.
#11 - anonymous (09/16/2014) [-]
lol i can actually do that #cheflife
User avatar #8 - zeroqp (09/16/2014) [-]
no, it's an Indian-looking guy who cuts it while it's in his hand.
#26 - gtocforyou (09/17/2014) [-]
hue
#20 - fragman (09/17/2014) [-]
but unlike that indian guy this isn't fake and the chopping technique is proper, thus producing consistent results.
#22 - anonymous (09/17/2014) [-]
The gif this guy posted is fake, the actual video is like 40 seconds. Most of the frames are cut out so it looks like hes slicing through it like butter, notice when he's cutting horizontally. Last time this was posted a guy put a link to youtube and it literally took the guy 40 seconds to cut that onion
#67 - Thank you kind sir, a happy jiggle for you as thanks 09/14/2014 on Gamer problems +3
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User avatar #3 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
Hey I hope everything works out for you.
User avatar #2 - pumkinz (12/03/2014) [-]
can i has your chest?
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