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#1199611 - I've found that games like this generally are more fun with ot…  [+] (1 new reply) 17 minutes ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1199612 - afaik (15 minutes ago) [-]
Fair enough. Add me then! Also, for some reason people can never find me when trying to add by account name so use steamcommunity.com/id/IAmNowVlad/home
#1199605 - To play? I'd be up to it if we'd get couple of people. 38 minutes ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1199603 - Wouldn't put it past them, to be honest  [+] (1 new reply) 40 minutes ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1199606 - notred (33 minutes ago) [-]
Well I run fine, except in cities, then I drop to about 30fps.
#1199601 - Hows the optimization? I tried playing it about a year ago and…  [+] (4 new replies) 40 minutes ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1199613 - avatarsarefornoobs (15 minutes ago) [-]
its gotten a lot better, but it still falls in cities, sometimes as low as 15 for me, and ive got a pretty good computer. for awhile there, it got better then it got worse again. apparently they are supposed to release a new renderer at some point and its supposed to make the whole thing run like a dream
#1199602 - notred (40 minutes ago) [-]
Must be better if they added more zombies right?
User avatar #1199603 - securityexplain (40 minutes ago) [-]
Wouldn't put it past them, to be honest
User avatar #1199606 - notred (33 minutes ago) [-]
Well I run fine, except in cities, then I drop to about 30fps.
#96 - Well, I'm being mentioned by you guys. Thats at least something 8 hours ago on Jew or Nazi robot +1
#750 - I'm up for it, depends on what we're playing. 03/29/2015 on comicexplain's profile 0
#15 - I'd argue that everything Weird Al does has at least something… 03/29/2015 on Weird Al +10
#77 - While I do tend to agree with you, I'd just like to point out … 03/29/2015 on Description +1
#709 - Sneeky beaky like 03/29/2015 on comicexplain's profile 0
#669 - Yo, sarcasmexplain, on a scale from 1 to Perry Cox, how ridicu…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2015 on comicexplain's profile 0
#765 - sarcasmexplain (03/30/2015) [-]
- Be me
- First Year of Uni
- Decide to hold off on the Sarcasm a little bit, don't want to insult people I've just met
- Think things are going well, I have made friends (Obviously I'm pretty Awesome)
- Walking to lecture, just make a casual joke
- One of my friends turns to me
- "My god you really don't ever stop being sarcastic do you?"]
- That bitches face when I showed her that I was holding back

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#42 - sexyhimself ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
I santa hatted your profile pic for you.
User avatar #43 to #42 - securityexplain (12/15/2014) [-]
Oh wow, thats awesome! Cheers, mate.

You bored or something?
User avatar #44 to #43 - sexyhimself ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, school started two hours later than usual today.

I still have nothing to do ATM cause we're working on this huge ass project thing that we can't really do anything with right now so the group is just sitting her talking.
User avatar #29 - sexyhimself ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
Hey-O, was just wondering what day in the weekend the next D&D session was gonna be on?
User avatar #30 to #29 - securityexplain (12/10/2014) [-]
Same as last time, unless you have problems with it. In which case we can talk it over and find best time for everyone.
User avatar #31 to #30 - sexyhimself ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
So on sunday then?
User avatar #33 to #32 - sexyhimself ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
Ok, awesome.
User avatar #34 to #33 - securityexplain (12/10/2014) [-]
If you wish to buy anything in town, let me know. Some prices may vary from handbook.

About your lvl up, you get that one ability thing from rogue and I don't think anything else changed as far as your stats go.
User avatar #35 to #34 - sexyhimself ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
Is there a list of items to buy in the manual?
User avatar #36 to #35 - securityexplain (12/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, you have equipment and bunch of various stuff after backgrounds part, not sure which page.

If you wish to start putting together any kind of magic weapon or whatnot, let me know, we'll figure out cost.
User avatar #37 to #36 - sexyhimself ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
If I buy a backpack can I carry more stuff then?
User avatar #38 to #37 - securityexplain (12/10/2014) [-]
Thats related to your strength, more or less. Yeah, you can carry some stuff with backpack, as long as its not ******** of stuff.
User avatar #39 to #38 - sexyhimself ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
Well my strength sucks so **** that noise.

I would like to buy a Grappling Hook though, the manual says 2GP but what do you think I should pay?
User avatar #40 to #39 - securityexplain (12/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, basically everything has same price, make a list and you can give it to me on sunday.
User avatar #41 to #40 - sexyhimself ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #24 - sexyhimself ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
Hey, I finished reading the character creation part in the manual, unless they come back to it in later chapters though.

I think I have a pretty good idea about my character for now, just gotta work out some minor details.
User avatar #25 to #24 - securityexplain (11/28/2014) [-]
Cool. As always, I'm at your disposal if you need anything.
User avatar #26 to #25 - sexyhimself ONLINE (11/29/2014) [-]
Would be sweet if you could help with the actual creation, I don't have like a character sheet and what not.
And if you could look it over incase I **** something up, which I probably will.
User avatar #27 to #26 - securityexplain (11/29/2014) [-]
Sure, send anything you've written my way.

Or we can talk over skype tomorrow and get everything in line.
User avatar #28 to #27 - sexyhimself ONLINE (11/29/2014) [-]
I was suppose to write **** down!?

I'll get on that soon, mid game TTT right now.
User avatar #15 - sexyhimself ONLINE (11/26/2014) [-]
Yo, I tried to look up the D&D e5 manual but I couldn't find anything
Could you give me a push in the right direction of where to find it? Thanks.
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User avatar #17 to #16 - sexyhimself ONLINE (11/26/2014) [-]
Done, I should have it now. I'll probably read some when I get home.
User avatar #18 to #17 - securityexplain (11/26/2014) [-]
Cool. Let me know if you need anything or need help with creating a character.
User avatar #19 to #18 - sexyhimself ONLINE (11/26/2014) [-]
I will. Any position open or anything I should know about the campaign as of right now?
User avatar #20 to #19 - securityexplain (11/26/2014) [-]
It will likely be next weekend. Was preoccupied with details for the first campaign and the world up until now.
User avatar #21 to #20 - sexyhimself ONLINE (11/26/2014) [-]
So not this weekend but next one?
User avatar #23 to #22 - sexyhimself ONLINE (11/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #12 - nought (08/24/2014) [-]
can you explain ECC to a nub
plz I'm really interested
User avatar #13 to #12 - securityexplain (08/24/2014) [-]
I'm not all that well familiar with cryptography when it comes to details, although I can understand it quite well, I'd say.

From what I know, elliptic curve cryptography is basically a way of setting up encryption of some kind of data (a key, for example) with a certain mathematical formula, and is based on concept in which it is possible in theory to brute-force it through mathematical equations, but it takes so long to do it so no one bothers with it.

Altogether, its a quirky concept. It works marvelously against any half-assed attempts by amateurs, but it generally doesn't stand all that well against attacks perpetrated by professionals with serious equipment.
User avatar #14 to #13 - securityexplain (08/24/2014) [-]
Addendum: After reading a bit more on it, apparently its more widespread and a lot harder to crack than I've anticipated. I'm gonna have to read more closely about it.
#3 - atrocitustheking (04/11/2014) [-]
Hey man, I've just recently heard the news on this new hearbleed glitch (or whatever you'd call it). What on Earth do I do to protect myself and my important information? I've already deleted any sensitive information from my computer but is there anything else I should be doing?
Sorry to bother you again, but this seems like the kind of thing your profile was made for.
User avatar #4 to #3 - securityexplain (04/11/2014) [-]
No problem, thats why I'm here.

Well, here's the deal with it. The dudes making OpenSSL library kinda screwed up. Thats a bit of a big deal, since OpenSSL is used widely. Like, extremely widely.

Whats that got to do with regular people? Well, the major concern is that any server thats ran on Apache or Nginx (which is majority of Internet) is vulnerable, including secured HTTP part, which is almost always used for sites where you use credit cards and stuff. If the site is vulnerable, that means that people who wish to do so can gain large amounts of information about traffic between server and visitors. 99% of that is just incoherent gibberish with which you can't even wipe your arse. But every once in a while, they can obtain your personal info that you've used on that site.

So, what can you do to protect yourself?
Simple, wait it out. Sort of like what you do with hurricanes. The patch has been finished within days and is still being deployed all over the world, depending on how responsive site owners are. It kinda takes a while to cover like 50% of the internet.

Until some further notice, simply don't buy anything from the internet. If you're worried about loosing your personal info, you might also consider thoroughly deleting cookies.
User avatar #8 to #4 - atrocitustheking (04/12/2014) [-]
So where can I find this patch when they release it? On that note, where do I go to find out when it's released?
User avatar #9 to #8 - securityexplain (04/12/2014) [-]
You don't. The patch is already released and is being deployed world-wide. Its a server-side thing.
User avatar #10 to #9 - atrocitustheking (04/12/2014) [-]
Oh, so it's not me that needs the patch, it's the guy on the other side? The one running the site as opposed to users of that site?
User avatar #5 to #4 - atrocitustheking (04/11/2014) [-]
Excellent! Thanks man.
User avatar #6 to #5 - securityexplain (04/11/2014) [-]
Small addendum: Once it all settles down, I'd suggest you change passwords. On as many accounts as you can.
User avatar #7 to #6 - atrocitustheking (04/12/2014) [-]
Sounds like a plan. Thanks again, securityexplain.
#1 - warioteam (04/04/2014) [-]
Would you like any changes?
User avatar #2 to #1 - securityexplain (04/04/2014) [-]
Perfect! Cheers mate.

If there's anything I can do to pay you back, let me know.
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