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secretlywheatbread

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Date Signed Up:12/11/2011
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Content Ranking:#929
Comment Ranking:#9573
Highest Content Rank:#322
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Times Content Favorited:1013 times
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#8923 - **secretlywheatbread rolled user mikli ** 07/01/2014 on roll admin's name 0
#96 - **secretlywheatbread rolls 16,206,392** 06/30/2014 on More fucking coins 0
#98 - You just killed about 4 and a half hours of my trip to NYC wit…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2014 on So Long, and Thanks for All... +1
#114 - anonexplains (06/29/2014) [-]
nyc? how you liking it here?
#340 - this works.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2014 on Post your selfie here +1
User avatar #419 - User (06/28/2014) [-]
I will laugh because I just watched the new episodes for this season... but no

red panda.
#234 - If it floats your boat dude then yea sure  [+] (3 new replies) 06/28/2014 on Post your selfie here 0
User avatar #333 - User (06/28/2014) [-]
Then you shall be a red panda.
#340 - secretlywheatbread (06/28/2014) [-]
this works.
User avatar #419 - User (06/28/2014) [-]
I will laugh because I just watched the new episodes for this season... but no

red panda.
#38 - yes admin  [+] (7 new replies) 06/28/2014 on Post your selfie here +2
User avatar #1193 - dertuik (06/29/2014) [-]
+1 for happy smile
#366 - Orc (06/28/2014) [-]
Hi, Aunt Jemima.
User avatar #76 - slothboner (06/28/2014) [-]
are you a man
User avatar #234 - secretlywheatbread (06/28/2014) [-]
If it floats your boat dude then yea sure
User avatar #333 - User (06/28/2014) [-]
Then you shall be a red panda.
#340 - secretlywheatbread (06/28/2014) [-]
this works.
User avatar #419 - User (06/28/2014) [-]
I will laugh because I just watched the new episodes for this season... but no

red panda.
#39 - human bodies are gorgeous men and women both have their tr… 06/21/2014 on "Who's Flat Now?" +2
#63 - Picture 06/18/2014 on Lumblr 0
#723 - i know. 06/18/2014 on Post your selfie part 9000 0
#710 - ._. why do white girls hang out in odd numbers? becaus…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/18/2014 on Post your selfie part 9000 +1
#713 - Orc (06/18/2014) [-]
That was fucking awful.
#723 - secretlywheatbread (06/18/2014) [-]
i know.
#46 - i know a dude who paid my friend $150 to sit next to him and f… 06/17/2014 on Bizarre Fetishes 3 -1
#344 - hey 06/14/2014 on The faces of Funnyjunk +2
#510 - i like it 06/14/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 4 0
#27 - Had sex with someone of the same gender. Damn she was a babe 06/13/2014 on no homo contest 0
#2 - I didn't know I needed this in my life until now  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2014 on Justin Timberlake Doing... 0
User avatar #5 - cheeziswin (06/13/2014) [-]
justintimberlakedoingthings.tumblr.com/

Here's all of them in one place, so you don't have to wait for more.
#3522 - shhhhhhhhh  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2014 on Cute girls, post your... 0
User avatar #3523 - mightypoggers (06/13/2014) [-]
no. this is the last time i get fooled by wheat bread.

Honey oat for life!
#15 - I don't think I can handle this level of facial hair  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2014 on The Green Mile +41
User avatar #79 - zoologyexplain (06/13/2014) [-]
It's also crooked, which is bugging the hell out of me.
#61 - this... this is great  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2014 on Where are they now?... -2
User avatar #63 - airplaneseightteen (06/12/2014) [-]
She is NOW an 18 year old girl with downs, but she wasnt before.
#36 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 06/10/2014 on I miss being 8 +50
User avatar #63 - frankhh (06/10/2014) [-]
Someone needs to explain why I find that "shut" so funny...
User avatar #74 - ugoboom (06/11/2014) [-]
Irony: you expect "shut up" or "shut the fuck up" but you instead just got "shut", so your brain is like lolwtf and you laugh.
#59 - mrjunebug (06/10/2014) [-]
"shut"
#158 - I just want to say, as someone who was bullied, I was taught b…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/08/2014 on (untitled) +199
#370 - grapesforall (06/08/2014) [-]
My school had marked me as a bully: This was mainly due to me not wanting to play with this one kid named Ryan. He was a fucking wierdo One time Ryan asked to borrow my compass (the thing you draw circles with, I don't know if children use them in school anymore). I lent it to him, where he then began sticking the pointy metal tip into his nipple until blood came out. I then questioned him out loud "WTF are you doing you fucking fanny?". Now he would do these type of weird things all the time but with other kids. Towards the end no one wanted to hang out with him or sit next to him or lend him shit. Ryan went and cried to the principles office with his parents and blamed the whole thing on me. They made me see the school councilor for 6 months!. My birthday came around and I invited everyone which i got along with about 26 of the guys (15 years old and wanted to do a paintball tournament). Ryan wasn't invited. Ryan heard about this and I found myself permanently in and out of the schools councilors office. It got so bad i had to leave the school. Now when i hear the word bully... I always second guess it. There is always two sides to the story.
User avatar #366 - propanex (06/08/2014) [-]
No one taught me to defend myself physically... it just happened. Some douche bag pushed me in elementary and I pushed back. And the guy who pushed me elementary, continues to bully people in High school, so go figure.
User avatar #300 - badmonkey (06/08/2014) [-]
#292 - tjocksnorris (06/08/2014) [-]
i was thought the opposite, not that i was bullies to any large degree at anytime, but still deep down all that civilized bullshit dont matter at all, and in the end everyone tends for themselfs
User avatar #289 - sorcha (06/08/2014) [-]
I was bullied a lot as a child small and very weird the last time they ever hit me five of em cornered and tore lumps out of me and handed me back my hair after. My dad was a black belt don't know why that relevant but hey and he always tried to teach me to stand up for myself my mam and the other hand didn't wanted me fighting, after that she changed her mind the girls that attacked me were 3 years older and twice me size , so I waited and got them back one by one. My mam caught me with the last one she stood back for a second and then intervened and broke up the fight. I was left alone physically but they still were evil cunts to me for years till eventually all but one apologized for everything they did to me One cried though she was very drunk . One of my biggest bullies is now my best friend
#282 - anonexplains (06/08/2014) [-]
ahah, gotta love platonic/judeo-christian morality
#217 - autoxx (06/08/2014) [-]
I have taken SOOOO many kids under my wing and taught them how not to be pussies. (Always wanted a little brother, got a sister instead...)
I'm now a scout leader and I have found the best way is to treat them like adults with occasional guidance (away from the group to save embarrassment). So far two of my geeky scouts have started doing better in school, more friends, confidence, etc.
I might not have the brother I always wanted but I guess I can still teach the things I was never taught.
#364 - anonexplains (06/08/2014) [-]
you didn't get the brother you always wanted, but those kids got a role model they needed
#43 - I love it 06/07/2014 on /b/ +1
#1498 - **secretlywheatbread rolls 028,759,815** 06/07/2014 on Highest roll gets red... 0
#29 - I like how in the last panel it's the zoophile that's still smiling.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/07/2014 on /b/ +4
#42 - acivcrusader (06/07/2014) [-]
how do you like it?
Should i make one with the pyro?
User avatar #43 - secretlywheatbread (06/07/2014) [-]
I love it
#33 - justignoreme (06/07/2014) [-]
#56 - Picture 06/05/2014 on Nidoking 0
#2113 - **secretlywheatbread rolled image ** 06/05/2014 on What you got arrested for 0

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User avatar #13 - truesmokewolf (01/22/2015) [-]
I'm onto you, wheat bread.
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#3 - thefunnyside (06/02/2012) [-]
I saw your comment you posted a while ago about having some Calvin and Hobbes wallpapers. I was wondering if you could please upload some? I love Calvin and Hobbes and It would really mean allot to me!
#1 - anonexplains (01/31/2012) [-]
What state do you live in?
User avatar #2 to #1 - secretlywheatbread ONLINE (02/01/2012) [-]
Virginia.
User avatar #4 to #2 - anonomoz ONLINE (06/22/2012) [-]
va?
User avatar #6 to #4 - anonomoz ONLINE (06/22/2012) [-]
what part?
User avatar #7 to #6 - secretlywheatbread ONLINE (06/23/2012) [-]
Midlothian
#8 to #7 - anonomoz ONLINE (06/23/2012) [-]
i'm sending the internet signal from richmond
i'm sending the internet signal from richmond
User avatar #9 to #8 - secretlywheatbread ONLINE (06/23/2012) [-]
Dude, you're from Richmond?!
#10 to #9 - anonomoz ONLINE (06/23/2012) [-]
carytown
carytown
User avatar #11 to #10 - secretlywheatbread ONLINE (06/23/2012) [-]
Dude, I live 15 minutes away from CTC
User avatar #5 to #4 - secretlywheatbread ONLINE (06/22/2012) [-]
Yessir
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