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Date Signed Up:12/11/2011
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Content Ranking:#864
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#158 - I just want to say, as someone who was bullied, I was taught b…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/08/2014 on (untitled) +199
#370 - grapesforall (06/08/2014) [-]
My school had marked me as a bully: This was mainly due to me not wanting to play with this one kid named Ryan. He was a fucking wierdo One time Ryan asked to borrow my compass (the thing you draw circles with, I don't know if children use them in school anymore). I lent it to him, where he then began sticking the pointy metal tip into his nipple until blood came out. I then questioned him out loud "WTF are you doing you fucking fanny?". Now he would do these type of weird things all the time but with other kids. Towards the end no one wanted to hang out with him or sit next to him or lend him shit. Ryan went and cried to the principles office with his parents and blamed the whole thing on me. They made me see the school councilor for 6 months!. My birthday came around and I invited everyone which i got along with about 26 of the guys (15 years old and wanted to do a paintball tournament). Ryan wasn't invited. Ryan heard about this and I found myself permanently in and out of the schools councilors office. It got so bad i had to leave the school. Now when i hear the word bully... I always second guess it. There is always two sides to the story.
User avatar #366 - propanex (06/08/2014) [-]
No one taught me to defend myself physically... it just happened. Some douche bag pushed me in elementary and I pushed back. And the guy who pushed me elementary, continues to bully people in High school, so go figure.
User avatar #300 - badmonkey (06/08/2014) [-]
#292 - tjocksnorris (06/08/2014) [-]
i was thought the opposite, not that i was bullies to any large degree at anytime, but still deep down all that civilized bullshit dont matter at all, and in the end everyone tends for themselfs
User avatar #289 - sorcha (06/08/2014) [-]
I was bullied a lot as a child small and very weird the last time they ever hit me five of em cornered and tore lumps out of me and handed me back my hair after. My dad was a black belt don't know why that relevant but hey and he always tried to teach me to stand up for myself my mam and the other hand didn't wanted me fighting, after that she changed her mind the girls that attacked me were 3 years older and twice me size , so I waited and got them back one by one. My mam caught me with the last one she stood back for a second and then intervened and broke up the fight. I was left alone physically but they still were evil cunts to me for years till eventually all but one apologized for everything they did to me One cried though she was very drunk . One of my biggest bullies is now my best friend
#282 - anonymous (06/08/2014) [-]
ahah, gotta love platonic/judeo-christian morality
#217 - autoxx (06/08/2014) [-]
I have taken SOOOO many kids under my wing and taught them how not to be pussies. (Always wanted a little brother, got a sister instead...)
I'm now a scout leader and I have found the best way is to treat them like adults with occasional guidance (away from the group to save embarrassment). So far two of my geeky scouts have started doing better in school, more friends, confidence, etc.
I might not have the brother I always wanted but I guess I can still teach the things I was never taught.
#364 - anonymous (06/08/2014) [-]
you didn't get the brother you always wanted, but those kids got a role model they needed
#43 - I love it 06/07/2014 on /b/ +1
#1498 - **secretlywheatbread rolls 028,759,815** 06/07/2014 on Highest roll gets red... 0
#29 - I like how in the last panel it's the zoophile that's still smiling.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/07/2014 on /b/ +4
#42 - acivcrusader (06/07/2014) [-]
how do you like it?
Should i make one with the pyro?
User avatar #43 - secretlywheatbread (06/07/2014) [-]
I love it
#33 - justignoreme (06/07/2014) [-]
#56 - Picture 06/05/2014 on Nidoking 0
#2113 - **secretlywheatbread rolled image ** 06/05/2014 on What you got arrested for 0
#3418 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 06/04/2014 on Cute girls, post your... +3
User avatar #3521 - mightypoggers (06/13/2014) [-]
youre not fooling me. you are wheat bread in disguise. youre not a woman
#3522 - secretlywheatbread (06/13/2014) [-]
shhhhhhhhh
User avatar #3523 - mightypoggers (06/13/2014) [-]
no. this is the last time i get fooled by wheat bread.

Honey oat for life!
#3427 - deaminzaints (06/04/2014) [-]
looks like a cute and fun gal to be around
#72 - "best home video to date" they still sell?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2014 on The Lion King 0
User avatar #75 - psychadelicace (06/04/2014) [-]
HMV still sell them as well as the others
#70 - Picture 06/04/2014 on Pikachu +1
#3008 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2014 on Girls, post your selfie! +5
#3041 - wjp (06/03/2014) [-]
do want
I made a profile just to tell you that.
#3087 - sexualhairassment (06/03/2014) [-]
#2030 - **secretlywheatbread rolled image ** 06/02/2014 on Admin is going to ban you +1
#1968 - gracias man (: 06/01/2014 on Post your selfie weekend... 0
#1965 - Thanks man 06/01/2014 on Post your selfie weekend... 0
#1881 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 06/01/2014 on Post your selfie weekend... +3
#1895 - ccrusie (06/01/2014) [-]
I don't do this, like ever. But yolo. I think you're very, very pretty, and you should be happy every day of your life
#1965 - secretlywheatbread (06/01/2014) [-]
Thanks man
User avatar #1884 - vermillionbobcat (06/01/2014) [-]
q t 3.14
#1968 - secretlywheatbread (06/01/2014) [-]
gracias man (:
#65 - no one sees the resemblance?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2014 on punchline +7
#77 - jefftheturtle (06/01/2014) [-]
For some reason I felt compelled to make this. Total Master at ms paint btw
#7 - Andrew Jackson. 06/01/2014 on U.S. President Trivia... +5
#5541 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2014 on Post your selfie here +2
User avatar #5808 - gugek (06/04/2014) [-]
aw
#111 - Gotta love Homographs. 05/30/2014 on are you content? 0
#32 - good job tho, thumb for thee 05/29/2014 on Meh it's just Godzilla +1
#31 - We get flagged for dickbutt now?! what has FJ come to?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2014 on Meh it's just Godzilla 0
User avatar #33 - nyxeos (05/29/2014) [-]
It's from when Admin was trying to keep the google adsense deal. There was no tolerance of anything penis shaped. Now that adsense is gone though who knows how strict they're being.
#28 - no dickbutt? for shame  [+] (4 new replies) 05/29/2014 on Meh it's just Godzilla +1
#30 - cmkpower (05/29/2014) [-]
I didn't want it to get flagged. but now I've tried anyway whilst hiding the nsfw part as well as I could.
#32 - secretlywheatbread (05/29/2014) [-]
good job tho, thumb for thee
User avatar #31 - secretlywheatbread (05/29/2014) [-]
We get flagged for dickbutt now?!

what has FJ come to?
User avatar #33 - nyxeos (05/29/2014) [-]
It's from when Admin was trying to keep the google adsense deal. There was no tolerance of anything penis shaped. Now that adsense is gone though who knows how strict they're being.
#267 - I need to be linked to this cutiepieboy. 05/29/2014 on Cringe comp p.3 0
#382 - ._. Viva la Mexico 05/24/2014 on Real Equality 0
#1857 - right? 05/05/2014 on FJ poll 0
#4909 - **secretlywheatbread rolls 906,225** 04/22/2014 on Freeeeeeeeeee 0
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#3 - thefunnyside (06/02/2012) [-]
I saw your comment you posted a while ago about having some Calvin and Hobbes wallpapers. I was wondering if you could please upload some? I love Calvin and Hobbes and It would really mean allot to me!
#1 - anonymous (01/31/2012) [-]
What state do you live in?
User avatar #2 to #1 - secretlywheatbread ONLINE (02/01/2012) [-]
Virginia.
User avatar #4 to #2 - anonomoz (06/22/2012) [-]
va?
User avatar #6 to #4 - anonomoz (06/22/2012) [-]
what part?
User avatar #7 to #6 - secretlywheatbread ONLINE (06/23/2012) [-]
Midlothian
#8 to #7 - anonomoz (06/23/2012) [-]
i'm sending the internet signal from richmond
i'm sending the internet signal from richmond
User avatar #9 to #8 - secretlywheatbread ONLINE (06/23/2012) [-]
Dude, you're from Richmond?!
#10 to #9 - anonomoz (06/23/2012) [-]
carytown
carytown
User avatar #11 to #10 - secretlywheatbread ONLINE (06/23/2012) [-]
Dude, I live 15 minutes away from CTC
User avatar #5 to #4 - secretlywheatbread ONLINE (06/22/2012) [-]
Yessir
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