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secretlywheatbread

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Date Signed Up:12/11/2011
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#23 - What makes the original video so great is that even after that…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/01/2012 on Get out! That's my video +3
#60 - Ken M (09/01/2012) [-]
sauce?
#31 - Thank you for reminding me of my insecurities.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2012 on Sexy time plz +5
User avatar #32 - fuzzyballs (08/31/2012) [-]
we all need that person, I'm yours
#61 - **secretlywheatbread rolled a random image posted in comment… 08/31/2012 on Why +2
#25 - Woulda dropped my pants for that line.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/31/2012 on Sexy time plz +4
User avatar #30 - fuzzyballs (08/31/2012) [-]
that's because you're desperate
User avatar #31 - secretlywheatbread (08/31/2012) [-]
Thank you for reminding me of my insecurities.
User avatar #32 - fuzzyballs (08/31/2012) [-]
we all need that person, I'm yours
#24 - Comment deleted 08/31/2012 on 217 (1) 0
#39 - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back was the whole reason i got int… 08/31/2012 on Not take any more +1
#52 - I did freshmen orientation yesterday for my school. W…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/31/2012 on Freshmans +65
#140 - evilmonkeycss (08/31/2012) [-]
we did that at our school to we told them there was a pool above the gym. and coaches would tell the gym classes about kids asking how they get up there.
User avatar #84 - americantuesday (08/31/2012) [-]
Whenever a freshman asks for where some obscure class like Anthropology or Robotics is, the proper response is the field house. Otherwise known as where the pool is between the two schools that make up my high school.
#78 - uranoob (08/31/2012) [-]
We told all of the Freshmen that our school used to be a women's prison. When we had to show them around, we would go to the different departments and show them where the chains could have possibly gone, where the torture room was, all that jazz.

But what made it even better was that all the teachers would play along just to make the freshman flip shit.
They'll learn, and when they're Seniors like I was, they'll pull the same trick.
User avatar #76 - zedacedia (08/31/2012) [-]
That's actually a common joke that upper classmen pull on the new kids. Our school had an elevator to a pool on the roof.
#79 - trolologuylol (08/31/2012) [-]
Wow i feel dumb as hell now being a sophmore because they told us the same thing and I believed it until now...
User avatar #68 - mondprinzessin (08/31/2012) [-]
we tell all the freshmen that there is a pool in the basement, and there is a garden on the roof. we dont
User avatar #53 - xkronusx (08/31/2012) [-]
college/university is a magical place where anything can happen lol
#38 - Picture 08/31/2012 on TO THE SNACKS 0
#1633 - Division Huh 08/31/2012 on pigfuck 0
#123 - You have cat to be kitten me right meow! That was quick! 08/30/2012 on Ninja cat 0
#26 - Drunk words are sober thoughts. 08/30/2012 on What i say / think 0
#44 - Yea. This was originally a clip from the gender bender epi… 08/30/2012 on trippin balls +1
#33 - Saved. For anyone that wants it.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2012 on Gettin' real tired of your... +28
#122 - atomicjohn (08/30/2012) [-]
Thank you my friend. fukken saved. Here's a gif for you.
#8 - I was going to name my daughter Naomi...  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2012 on She makes a very good point.. +7
User avatar #106 - theodordronen (08/30/2012) [-]
Sounds perfect to me..
#32 - Adventure Time  [+] (2 new replies) 08/30/2012 on trippin balls +7
User avatar #42 - hadrian (08/30/2012) [-]
Amon?
User avatar #44 - secretlywheatbread (08/30/2012) [-]
Yea.
This was originally a clip from the gender bender episode of Adventure Time,but it was edited.
#71 - I know what you mean. 08/30/2012 on Christians: 0 Atheists: 0... 0
#80 - Well played, OP. 08/29/2012 on Stop looking at yourself +15
#33 - I have wallpapers because I love C&H so much <3  [+] (4 new replies) 08/29/2012 on Christians: 0 Atheists: 0... +14
#60 - werito (08/30/2012) [-]
one of my favorites (:
enlarge for better quality
#59 - baconrainbow (08/30/2012) [-]
I know you mean Calvin and Hobbes but every time I see C&H I think of Cyanide and Happiness....
User avatar #71 - secretlywheatbread (08/30/2012) [-]
I know what you mean.
#42 - darthblam (08/29/2012) [-]
Here's another if you happen to not have it.
#96 - No. **** you. 08/29/2012 on Your OC +1
#11 - If Freddie Mercury was a crime fighter who solved mysteries wi… 08/29/2012 on Freddie Mercury +23
#26 - Picture 08/29/2012 on Behold! The whitest dance... +7
#21 - Poison Ivy <3 <3 <3 08/28/2012 on Lol Look-A-Likes +1
#24 - ohmetoo?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2012 on Nicolas Cage +1
User avatar #25 - invisiblepleasure (08/28/2012) [-]
It has been done
#42 - Walk it off, man 08/28/2012 on Gore Biker +1
#49 - The Spongebob Superjail one pl0x  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2012 on Alternative Art Part 4 0
#74 - StewieGriffiin (08/28/2012) [-]
Here, the actual version.
#60 - EnergizierAnon (08/28/2012) [-]

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User avatar #13 - truesmokewolf ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
I'm onto you, wheat bread.
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#3 - thefunnyside (06/02/2012) [-]
I saw your comment you posted a while ago about having some Calvin and Hobbes wallpapers. I was wondering if you could please upload some? I love Calvin and Hobbes and It would really mean allot to me!
#1 - Ken M (01/31/2012) [-]
What state do you live in?
User avatar #2 to #1 - secretlywheatbread (02/01/2012) [-]
Virginia.
User avatar #4 to #2 - anonomoz ONLINE (06/22/2012) [-]
va?
User avatar #6 to #4 - anonomoz ONLINE (06/22/2012) [-]
what part?
User avatar #7 to #6 - secretlywheatbread (06/23/2012) [-]
Midlothian
#8 to #7 - anonomoz ONLINE (06/23/2012) [-]
i'm sending the internet signal from richmond
i'm sending the internet signal from richmond
User avatar #9 to #8 - secretlywheatbread (06/23/2012) [-]
Dude, you're from Richmond?!
#10 to #9 - anonomoz ONLINE (06/23/2012) [-]
carytown
carytown
User avatar #11 to #10 - secretlywheatbread (06/23/2012) [-]
Dude, I live 15 minutes away from CTC
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