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Date Signed Up:12/11/2011
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#75 - Childhood. 07/17/2012 on She'll never know +1
#56 - I can finally tell my Algebra teacher that I applied Algebra 2…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2012 on Intense Algebra +12
#65 - Womens Study Major (07/17/2012) [-]
User avatar #67 - secretlywheatbread (07/17/2012) [-]
HEYheyhey
I am not good at math. I suck at it.
So the fact that I know this makes me really proud.
#370 - Like sucks for bees. It's always work, work, work. Wan…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/17/2012 on Facts +5
#452 - fluffycloudguy (07/17/2012) [-]
I haven't laughed at a comment on here this much.ever.
User avatar #470 - secretlywheatbread (07/17/2012) [-]
xD I honestly wasn't planning on being funny. I just feel bad for bees/
#389 - moda (07/17/2012) [-]
hilarious thumb for you
#27 - Comment deleted 07/16/2012 on I fucking hate snakes -2
#313 - I'm sorry, I don't know.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2012 on Just think about it, Korra +1
#314 - gingerfuntime (07/16/2012) [-]
Aw shit, it's cool though man
#14 - I loved this so much xD  [+] (4 new replies) 07/16/2012 on Just think about it, Korra +116
#308 - gingerfuntime (07/16/2012) [-]
What is that from?
User avatar #375 - HelloPandy (07/27/2012) [-]
Someone on Tumblr edited an Adventure time gif to make it into Lieutenant and Amon.
User avatar #313 - secretlywheatbread (07/16/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, I don't know.
#314 - gingerfuntime (07/16/2012) [-]
Aw shit, it's cool though man
#412 - You're right.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2012 on Witty title 0
#450 - Womens Study Major (07/15/2012) [-]
ERMAGERD i believe i just witnessed the first compromise of beliefs on the internet
#402 - Like I said, I am not trying ti justify it.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/15/2012 on Witty title -2
User avatar #406 - ooants (07/15/2012) [-]
I totally understand, I'm just saying that it still doesn't make sense in the context of the picture, being a criminal act in the majority of the civilized world.
User avatar #412 - secretlywheatbread (07/15/2012) [-]
You're right.
#450 - Womens Study Major (07/15/2012) [-]
ERMAGERD i believe i just witnessed the first compromise of beliefs on the internet
#381 - LOVE. not sex. LOVE. I mean, it seems like the maj…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/15/2012 on Witty title +13
User avatar #398 - ooants (07/15/2012) [-]
Either way, it's still pedophilia. And illegal.
#407 - Womens Study Major (07/15/2012) [-]
15 is not prepubescent (especially in females), so it's not pedophilia, and if they're not having sex so it's not illegel.
User avatar #402 - secretlywheatbread (07/15/2012) [-]
Like I said, I am not trying ti justify it.
User avatar #406 - ooants (07/15/2012) [-]
I totally understand, I'm just saying that it still doesn't make sense in the context of the picture, being a criminal act in the majority of the civilized world.
User avatar #412 - secretlywheatbread (07/15/2012) [-]
You're right.
#450 - Womens Study Major (07/15/2012) [-]
ERMAGERD i believe i just witnessed the first compromise of beliefs on the internet
#116 - SO MUCH ******* LE!!!! 07/15/2012 on My girlfriend took some... +1
#163 - I've never done front row because my friends are jerks and dis… 07/15/2012 on 1234 you are gay +1
#158 - I did volcano front row. OHMYSWEETDEARBABYJESUSRAPTOR. …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/15/2012 on 1234 you are gay +1
User avatar #160 - freedomreturns (07/15/2012) [-]
I did front row Intimidator, pulls the fucking tears from your face.
User avatar #163 - secretlywheatbread (07/15/2012) [-]
I've never done front row because my friends are jerks and dislike front row.
But KD makes me so happy.
#151 - KD **** YEA.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/15/2012 on 1234 you are gay +1
User avatar #155 - freedomreturns (07/15/2012) [-]
I know right?! I've ridden every single ride(except the volcano, two hour line), I even did that thing where they put you in that harness and lift you super fucking high.
User avatar #158 - secretlywheatbread (07/15/2012) [-]
I did volcano front row.
OHMYSWEETDEARBABYJESUSRAPTOR.
I love living in the Metro Richmond area.
It's only 45 minutes to get to KD.

Intimidator is my love child.
User avatar #160 - freedomreturns (07/15/2012) [-]
I did front row Intimidator, pulls the fucking tears from your face.
User avatar #163 - secretlywheatbread (07/15/2012) [-]
I've never done front row because my friends are jerks and dislike front row.
But KD makes me so happy.
#148 - VA? VA?! I live in that state. I feel cool. Yea-uh.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/15/2012 on 1234 you are gay -1
#193 - muttonchops has deleted their comment.
User avatar #281 - freedomreturns (07/15/2012) [-]
We are still a little anti-gay here but not too bad.
User avatar #195 - welfarekid (07/15/2012) [-]
Also, Im from georgia and if youre gay your peers are usually pretty accepting.. there are some douches.. the parents thing youre a nazi though.
User avatar #192 - welfarekid (07/15/2012) [-]
I thought it was like... Veteran Aide or something lol
Im just high
User avatar #185 - eyelaughdahame (07/15/2012) [-]
Hello State-mate
#145 - I... I always liked Digimon more than Pokemon. 07/15/2012 on How to make a Pokemon/Digimon +1
#93 - Man, whatever happened to good pizza?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2012 on No, pizza hut, just no +1
User avatar #94 - SendoTenshi (07/15/2012) [-]
people got lazy and impatient and companies got greedy and shallow.
#88 - It's ******* gross and I can't stand it. I'm … 07/15/2012 on No, pizza hut, just no +1
#85 - I honestly hate Pizza Hut. The last time I went to go get…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/15/2012 on No, pizza hut, just no +3
User avatar #89 - SendoTenshi (07/15/2012) [-]
Afraid it's a little worse than that. Technically not grease, but instead a combination of vegetable oil and something called "food release". And the dough is shipped frozen and then thawed for a day before use. They are skimpy on the measurements for shit like cheese but most of the time the cooks don't bother to use the cups just to shave a few seconds off their make time. My basic philosophy though is that if you want a quality work of perfection then you should at least expect to wait 30 min instead of the 15 min total drop time they have been forced to dwindle to because of customer demand.
User avatar #93 - secretlywheatbread (07/15/2012) [-]
Man, whatever happened to good pizza?
User avatar #94 - SendoTenshi (07/15/2012) [-]
people got lazy and impatient and companies got greedy and shallow.
#87 - Womens Study Major (07/15/2012) [-]
It really is.
And the pizzas don't even look like the picture, they have those food designers or whatever make it look perfect just for the advertisement but then when a regular person orders one it looks like shit.
Also grease drips down from the pizza like you said, fucking disgusting.
User avatar #88 - secretlywheatbread (07/15/2012) [-]
It's fucking gross and I can't stand it.
I'm not a fan of chain pizza and I will eat it when I have to, but when someone offers me Pizza Hut, I say no.
#35 - I have found my community. Me siento muy alegre con este canal.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2012 on Don Ramon +4
User avatar #45 - darkvenomx (07/15/2012) [-]
A huevo
#117 - How bout no? 07/15/2012 on My apology to FunnyJunk 0
#18 - Only cause Bath Salts don't show up in drug tests... 07/14/2012 on GODDAMNIT RUDY 0
#2 - This is why I go to Sonic before I toke and get a slushie. 07/14/2012 on Stoner Comic 0
#5 - I like to live above the ignorance. 07/14/2012 on We're Down! 0
#6 - I see you have Windows 7. My question to you is why if you…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2012 on enlarge to see the comments 0
User avatar #7 - Hellfiree (07/24/2012) [-]
Im a tard
#12 - That was... Soooo beautiful. I hope to do that when I'… 07/14/2012 on iron lungs 0
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#3 - thefunnyside (06/02/2012) [-]
I saw your comment you posted a while ago about having some Calvin and Hobbes wallpapers. I was wondering if you could please upload some? I love Calvin and Hobbes and It would really mean allot to me!
#1 - Womens Study Major (01/31/2012) [-]
What state do you live in?
User avatar #2 to #1 - secretlywheatbread (02/01/2012) [-]
Virginia.
User avatar #4 to #2 - anonomoz ONLINE (06/22/2012) [-]
va?
User avatar #6 to #4 - anonomoz ONLINE (06/22/2012) [-]
what part?
User avatar #7 to #6 - secretlywheatbread (06/23/2012) [-]
Midlothian
#8 to #7 - anonomoz ONLINE (06/23/2012) [-]
i'm sending the internet signal from richmond
i'm sending the internet signal from richmond
User avatar #9 to #8 - secretlywheatbread (06/23/2012) [-]
Dude, you're from Richmond?!
#10 to #9 - anonomoz ONLINE (06/23/2012) [-]
carytown
carytown
User avatar #11 to #10 - secretlywheatbread (06/23/2012) [-]
Dude, I live 15 minutes away from CTC
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