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#5 - Well i mean,Sarah Silverman. And Maria Bamford. And am…  [+] (32 new replies) 09/18/2012 on Sexism, you're doing it right -2
User avatar #7 - idividedbyzero (09/18/2012) [-]
Don't forget Lisa Lampanelli
User avatar #8 - captainwow (09/18/2012) [-]
Lisa Lampanelli, Sarah Silverman, and Amy Schumer are shit.
User avatar #9 - idividedbyzero (09/18/2012) [-]
No doubt about it.
User avatar #10 - captainwow (09/18/2012) [-]
Lisa Lampanelli's bit: FAGGGGGOT FUCK I DO BLACK GUYS
Sarah Silverman: And then I POOOOOOPED out my VAGINA onto a WEEEINER.

Amy Schumer just annoys me. Not as bad as Chelsea Handler, though.
User avatar #11 - idividedbyzero (09/18/2012) [-]
Well at least they aren't as bad ass fucking Jeff Dunham.
User avatar #13 - yunogasaii (09/18/2012) [-]
Jeff Dunham is fucking awesome.
User avatar #14 - idividedbyzero (09/18/2012) [-]
Yup, grown man talking with puppets. Fucking hilarious
#55 - infamoustrapper (09/18/2012) [-]
i agree with you.
#39 - RageGuyyourmom (09/18/2012) [-]
Damn right its hysterical, have you seen some of his solo parts? "There's no lotion on the puppets ass" I laugh every time
User avatar #15 - yunogasaii (09/18/2012) [-]
What about MLP? You obviously like it. It's a show for little girls about ponies and their 'magical adventure'. Fucking hilarious.
#16 - idividedbyzero (09/18/2012) [-]
Love and tolerate mother fucker.
User avatar #17 - yunogasaii (09/18/2012) [-]
If you love and tolerate, then why do you openly say you hate Jeff Dunham?
User avatar #41 - idividedbyzero (09/18/2012) [-]
What did I just watch.
User avatar #43 - yunogasaii (09/18/2012) [-]
You just watched Mirai Nikki, my good friend.
User avatar #44 - idividedbyzero (09/18/2012) [-]
It's... it's.....












It's awesome
User avatar #46 - yunogasaii (09/18/2012) [-]
You're welcome, random stranger.
User avatar #50 - idividedbyzero (09/18/2012) [-]
thank you random fellow anime loving stranger
User avatar #51 - yunogasaii (09/18/2012) [-]
You're welcome
#18 - idividedbyzero (09/18/2012) [-]
Well shit. looks like I got told. You won this argument.


what anime is your pro pic from? I'm curious
User avatar #19 - yunogasaii (09/18/2012) [-]
Mirai Nikki, if you are wondering.
User avatar #20 - idividedbyzero (09/18/2012) [-]
Any good?
User avatar #21 - yunogasaii (09/18/2012) [-]
Yeah, it's good. It's bloody, romantic (somewhat), and sad. It was really sad.
User avatar #22 - idividedbyzero (09/18/2012) [-]
What was it about?
User avatar #23 - yunogasaii (09/18/2012) [-]
It's about a boy named Yukiteru who gets granted a special devise, a "Future Diary". The Future Diary can see the future, but he's not the only one who has it. The God, "Dues", granted twelve people these Future Diaries and made a game of it. Those Twelve people, including Yukiteru, must kill eachother to become the new God, and succeed Dues.
#25 - idividedbyzero (09/18/2012) [-]
I need to watch this shit right. fucking. now.
User avatar #27 - yunogasaii (09/18/2012) [-]
Do it. It's awesome. You ever heard of the Hunger Games? I've never read the books, but this is really like it, except, in my opinion, better.
User avatar #37 - idividedbyzero (09/18/2012) [-]
Thanks Yuno, a recommendation from me is either Elfen Lied or Black Cat. Both are great if you haven't seen them.
User avatar #35 - idividedbyzero (09/18/2012) [-]
watching the first episode now
User avatar #36 - yunogasaii (09/18/2012) [-]
Okay, have a great day watching it! I hope you'll enjoy.
User avatar #29 - idividedbyzero (09/18/2012) [-]
I've read the first book, seen the movie twice, are you saying when I watch this I will explode with pure awesomeness from watching this show and I will rise from the ashes as fucking Thor?
User avatar #33 - yunogasaii (09/18/2012) [-]
I have no idea what rising from the ashes as fucking Thor is supposed to mean, but Mirai Nikki (Future Diary) definitely is awesome.
User avatar #12 - idividedbyzero (09/18/2012) [-]
as*
#14 - 10/10. did not see that coming. 09/18/2012 on 4chan +6
#28 - Because I am Alpha as **** .  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2012 on so this is a thing +3
#30 - firesky (09/18/2012) [-]
All hail to the alpha-nerd
#25 - Picture  [+] (12 new replies) 09/18/2012 on so this is a thing +6
User avatar #29 - whtkid (09/18/2012) [-]
THANK YOU!!!!
User avatar #34 - novren (09/18/2012) [-]
Or in case you want just to take a screenshot, look for the key "impr pant" or "prt sc" in your keyboard. Click it, then go to MS Paint, hold Ctrl+V and it will appear there.
To screencap only the active window, Alt+ImprPant/prt sc, and then the MS Paint and Ctrl+v again.
User avatar #35 - whtkid (09/18/2012) [-]
that doesn't work for me, I've tried it. :p
User avatar #37 - novren (09/18/2012) [-]
It works for me.
What I would really like to know is if there is any program similar to MS Paint but for Xfce (xUbuntu), I don't like GIMP and let's forget about loading Paint with Wine, it doesn't work. I can switch to Windows any time, but I would love to know if there is such a program.
Not asking you, I'm just throwing this question in the air.
User avatar #39 - whtkid (09/18/2012) [-]
there is paint on here, but my key for printscren is

END
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PRTSC
User avatar #44 - Shigekix (09/18/2012) [-]
Do you have an "FN" key on the bottom left? Next to the windows key. If you do, hold that an the END/PRNTSC. It should print your screen. now go to paint and ctrl-V or edit paste.
User avatar #46 - whtkid (09/18/2012) [-]
ah, ok thanks :)
User avatar #45 - Shigekix (09/18/2012) [-]
and*
User avatar #43 - novren (09/18/2012) [-]
And it doesn't work?
#27 - firesky (09/18/2012) [-]
dammit you beated me by 5 seconds
#28 - secretlywheatbread (09/18/2012) [-]
Because I am Alpha as fuck.

#30 - firesky (09/18/2012) [-]
All hail to the alpha-nerd
#23 - Do you have Windows 7?  [+] (22 new replies) 09/18/2012 on so this is a thing +1
User avatar #24 - whtkid (09/18/2012) [-]
Yes :)
User avatar #47 - bitchplzzz (09/18/2012) [-]
an hero works too
#26 - firesky (09/18/2012) [-]
snipping tool
User avatar #31 - whtkid (09/18/2012) [-]
Thanks bro :D
User avatar #36 - captainwow (09/18/2012) [-]
Ctrl+Print Screen button takes a snapshot of the whole screen
User avatar #40 - whtkid (09/18/2012) [-]
doesnt work for me, my key is different on this laptop than most. it's

END
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PRTSC
User avatar #41 - captainwow (09/18/2012) [-]
Hold control, then while holding it, hit the prt sc button.
User avatar #42 - whtkid (09/18/2012) [-]
just puts me down to the bottom of the screen
#32 - firesky (09/18/2012) [-]
you are welcome, but secretlywheatbread was faster :/
#25 - secretlywheatbread (09/18/2012) [-]
User avatar #29 - whtkid (09/18/2012) [-]
THANK YOU!!!!
User avatar #34 - novren (09/18/2012) [-]
Or in case you want just to take a screenshot, look for the key "impr pant" or "prt sc" in your keyboard. Click it, then go to MS Paint, hold Ctrl+V and it will appear there.
To screencap only the active window, Alt+ImprPant/prt sc, and then the MS Paint and Ctrl+v again.
User avatar #35 - whtkid (09/18/2012) [-]
that doesn't work for me, I've tried it. :p
User avatar #37 - novren (09/18/2012) [-]
It works for me.
What I would really like to know is if there is any program similar to MS Paint but for Xfce (xUbuntu), I don't like GIMP and let's forget about loading Paint with Wine, it doesn't work. I can switch to Windows any time, but I would love to know if there is such a program.
Not asking you, I'm just throwing this question in the air.
User avatar #39 - whtkid (09/18/2012) [-]
there is paint on here, but my key for printscren is

END
-----------
PRTSC
User avatar #44 - Shigekix (09/18/2012) [-]
Do you have an "FN" key on the bottom left? Next to the windows key. If you do, hold that an the END/PRNTSC. It should print your screen. now go to paint and ctrl-V or edit paste.
User avatar #46 - whtkid (09/18/2012) [-]
ah, ok thanks :)
User avatar #45 - Shigekix (09/18/2012) [-]
and*
User avatar #43 - novren (09/18/2012) [-]
And it doesn't work?
#27 - firesky (09/18/2012) [-]
dammit you beated me by 5 seconds
#28 - secretlywheatbread (09/18/2012) [-]
Because I am Alpha as fuck.

#30 - firesky (09/18/2012) [-]
All hail to the alpha-nerd
#40 - **secretlywheatbread rolls 847** 09/18/2012 on DAY Z +1
#19 - Picture  [+] (32 new replies) 09/18/2012 on so this is a thing +101
#48 - kridane (09/18/2012) [-]
User avatar #33 - rumpelstilzchen (09/18/2012) [-]
I think OP did it to prove its authenticity.
#313 - butiloveu (09/19/2012) [-]
Yeah, of course.

Hey i found another proof!
#53 - wowewowe (09/18/2012) [-]
taking a picture with a camera does absolutely nothing to prove something is real on a computer

OP could have easily edited the page and then taken the picture, or photoshopped and taken a picture
#186 - pacoseago (09/19/2012) [-]
#350 - drlolpranks (09/19/2012) [-]
Wow. That was fucking hilarious man. Have a thumb
#278 - rahlzel (09/19/2012) [-]
Fucking win. Great edit.
#56 - wowewowe (09/18/2012) [-]
plus the camera pic would actually make it HARDER to determine its authenticity because new picture's characteristics would make most conventional methods finding photo-shittery useless
User avatar #22 - whtkid (09/18/2012) [-]
I can't figure out how to screenshot with my Toshiba laptop :(
User avatar #23 - secretlywheatbread (09/18/2012) [-]
Do you have Windows 7?
User avatar #24 - whtkid (09/18/2012) [-]
Yes :)
User avatar #47 - bitchplzzz (09/18/2012) [-]
an hero works too
#26 - firesky (09/18/2012) [-]
snipping tool
User avatar #31 - whtkid (09/18/2012) [-]
Thanks bro :D
User avatar #36 - captainwow (09/18/2012) [-]
Ctrl+Print Screen button takes a snapshot of the whole screen
User avatar #40 - whtkid (09/18/2012) [-]
doesnt work for me, my key is different on this laptop than most. it's

END
-----------
PRTSC
User avatar #41 - captainwow (09/18/2012) [-]
Hold control, then while holding it, hit the prt sc button.
User avatar #42 - whtkid (09/18/2012) [-]
just puts me down to the bottom of the screen
#32 - firesky (09/18/2012) [-]
you are welcome, but secretlywheatbread was faster :/
#25 - secretlywheatbread (09/18/2012) [-]
User avatar #29 - whtkid (09/18/2012) [-]
THANK YOU!!!!
User avatar #34 - novren (09/18/2012) [-]
Or in case you want just to take a screenshot, look for the key "impr pant" or "prt sc" in your keyboard. Click it, then go to MS Paint, hold Ctrl+V and it will appear there.
To screencap only the active window, Alt+ImprPant/prt sc, and then the MS Paint and Ctrl+v again.
User avatar #35 - whtkid (09/18/2012) [-]
that doesn't work for me, I've tried it. :p
User avatar #37 - novren (09/18/2012) [-]
It works for me.
What I would really like to know is if there is any program similar to MS Paint but for Xfce (xUbuntu), I don't like GIMP and let's forget about loading Paint with Wine, it doesn't work. I can switch to Windows any time, but I would love to know if there is such a program.
Not asking you, I'm just throwing this question in the air.
User avatar #39 - whtkid (09/18/2012) [-]
there is paint on here, but my key for printscren is

END
-----------
PRTSC
User avatar #44 - Shigekix (09/18/2012) [-]
Do you have an "FN" key on the bottom left? Next to the windows key. If you do, hold that an the END/PRNTSC. It should print your screen. now go to paint and ctrl-V or edit paste.
User avatar #46 - whtkid (09/18/2012) [-]
ah, ok thanks :)
User avatar #45 - Shigekix (09/18/2012) [-]
and*
User avatar #43 - novren (09/18/2012) [-]
And it doesn't work?
#27 - firesky (09/18/2012) [-]
dammit you beated me by 5 seconds
#28 - secretlywheatbread (09/18/2012) [-]
Because I am Alpha as fuck.

#30 - firesky (09/18/2012) [-]
All hail to the alpha-nerd
#13 - This is one of my favorite reposts. 09/18/2012 on Sfw Porn eh? +3
#5 - Dis kitty be lookin' leik mah kitty. 09/18/2012 on Hardcore Cat +1
#50 - nein ):  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2012 on wallpaper comp pt.2 0
#51 - theglaw (09/18/2012) [-]
it is ok my friend.
#2 - Two white kids causing trouble A successful black man … 09/18/2012 on True.. +1
#43 - Das it 09/18/2012 on wallpaper comp pt.2 +1
#42 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 09/18/2012 on wallpaper comp pt.2 +2
User avatar #44 - Scorchtwentyfour (09/18/2012) [-]
lol a suitable reaction. Thank you!
#43 - secretlywheatbread (09/18/2012) [-]
Das it
#40 - I want all of these to add to my folder of these  [+] (4 new replies) 09/18/2012 on wallpaper comp pt.2 0
User avatar #41 - Scorchtwentyfour (09/18/2012) [-]
anymore?
#42 - secretlywheatbread (09/18/2012) [-]
User avatar #44 - Scorchtwentyfour (09/18/2012) [-]
lol a suitable reaction. Thank you!
#43 - secretlywheatbread (09/18/2012) [-]
Das it
#39 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 09/18/2012 on wallpaper comp pt.2 0
#40 - secretlywheatbread (09/18/2012) [-]
I want all of these to add to my folder of these
User avatar #41 - Scorchtwentyfour (09/18/2012) [-]
anymore?
#42 - secretlywheatbread (09/18/2012) [-]
User avatar #44 - Scorchtwentyfour (09/18/2012) [-]
lol a suitable reaction. Thank you!
#43 - secretlywheatbread (09/18/2012) [-]
Das it
#38 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 09/18/2012 on wallpaper comp pt.2 0
User avatar #49 - theglaw (09/18/2012) [-]
do you have this one but bigger?
User avatar #50 - secretlywheatbread (09/18/2012) [-]
nein ):
#51 - theglaw (09/18/2012) [-]
it is ok my friend.
#39 - secretlywheatbread (09/18/2012) [-]
#40 - secretlywheatbread (09/18/2012) [-]
I want all of these to add to my folder of these
User avatar #41 - Scorchtwentyfour (09/18/2012) [-]
anymore?
#42 - secretlywheatbread (09/18/2012) [-]
User avatar #44 - Scorchtwentyfour (09/18/2012) [-]
lol a suitable reaction. Thank you!
#43 - secretlywheatbread (09/18/2012) [-]
Das it
#37 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 09/18/2012 on wallpaper comp pt.2 +1
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#38 - secretlywheatbread (09/18/2012) [-]
User avatar #49 - theglaw (09/18/2012) [-]
do you have this one but bigger?
User avatar #50 - secretlywheatbread (09/18/2012) [-]
nein ):
#51 - theglaw (09/18/2012) [-]
it is ok my friend.
#39 - secretlywheatbread (09/18/2012) [-]
#40 - secretlywheatbread (09/18/2012) [-]
I want all of these to add to my folder of these
User avatar #41 - Scorchtwentyfour (09/18/2012) [-]
anymore?
#42 - secretlywheatbread (09/18/2012) [-]
User avatar #44 - Scorchtwentyfour (09/18/2012) [-]
lol a suitable reaction. Thank you!
#43 - secretlywheatbread (09/18/2012) [-]
Das it
#35 - Picture  [+] (12 new replies) 09/18/2012 on wallpaper comp pt.2 +5
#37 - secretlywheatbread (09/18/2012) [-]
#52 - zyketor has deleted their comment.
#38 - secretlywheatbread (09/18/2012) [-]
User avatar #49 - theglaw (09/18/2012) [-]
do you have this one but bigger?
User avatar #50 - secretlywheatbread (09/18/2012) [-]
nein ):
#51 - theglaw (09/18/2012) [-]
it is ok my friend.
#39 - secretlywheatbread (09/18/2012) [-]
#40 - secretlywheatbread (09/18/2012) [-]
I want all of these to add to my folder of these
User avatar #41 - Scorchtwentyfour (09/18/2012) [-]
anymore?
#42 - secretlywheatbread (09/18/2012) [-]
User avatar #44 - Scorchtwentyfour (09/18/2012) [-]
lol a suitable reaction. Thank you!
#43 - secretlywheatbread (09/18/2012) [-]
Das it
#60 - Everyday is upper body day 09/17/2012 on Bird with arms +1
#120 - **secretlywheatbread rolls 3,371** And I present to you,…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2012 on Quads 0
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**tehmanmilk rolls 8,180**
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#92 - My childhood! 09/17/2012 on If you like gamecubes.. +1
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#29 - If someone can get me both of those images, I will love you fo…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2012 on FB Gangnam Style +1
User avatar #34 - Ganifromholland (09/17/2012) [-]
Comment #10 Mate
#46 - Well I realize that a lot of work goes into birthing chilens, … 09/17/2012 on Childbirth 0
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#3 - thefunnyside (06/02/2012) [-]
I saw your comment you posted a while ago about having some Calvin and Hobbes wallpapers. I was wondering if you could please upload some? I love Calvin and Hobbes and It would really mean allot to me!
#1 - anonymous (01/31/2012) [-]
What state do you live in?
User avatar #2 to #1 - secretlywheatbread (02/01/2012) [-]
Virginia.
User avatar #4 to #2 - anonomoz (06/22/2012) [-]
va?
User avatar #6 to #4 - anonomoz (06/22/2012) [-]
what part?
User avatar #7 to #6 - secretlywheatbread (06/23/2012) [-]
Midlothian
#8 to #7 - anonomoz (06/23/2012) [-]
i'm sending the internet signal from richmond
i'm sending the internet signal from richmond
User avatar #9 to #8 - secretlywheatbread (06/23/2012) [-]
Dude, you're from Richmond?!
#10 to #9 - anonomoz (06/23/2012) [-]
carytown
carytown
User avatar #11 to #10 - secretlywheatbread (06/23/2012) [-]
Dude, I live 15 minutes away from CTC
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