Login or register
Login or register
Stay logged in
Log in/Sign up using Facebook.
Log in/Sign up using Gmail/Google+.
CREATE A NEW ACCOUNT
Email is optional and is used for password recovery purposes.
Have the FunnyJunk newsletter e-mailed to you
Rank #3019 on Subscribers
Level 312 Comments: Wizard
Send mail to secretlywheatbread
Invite secretlywheatbread to be your friend
Last status update:
Date Signed Up:
Content Level Progress:
Level 217 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 218 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress:
Level 312 Comments: Wizard → Level 313 Comments: Wizard
Times Content Favorited:
Total Comments Made:
What people say about secretlywheatbread
latest user's comments
Cute girls, post your...
no. this is the last time i get fooled by wheat bread.
Honey oat for life!
- Comment deleted
The Green Mile
Comment deleted by
- this... this is great
Where are they now?...
She is NOW an 18 year old girl with downs, but she wasnt before.
I miss being 8
Someone needs to explain why I find that "shut" so funny...
Irony: you expect "shut up" or "shut the fuck up" but you instead just got "shut", so your brain is like lolwtf and you laugh.
- I just want to say, as someone who was bullied, I was taught b…
My school had marked me as a bully: This was mainly due to me not wanting to play with this one kid named Ryan.
He was a fucking wierdo
One time Ryan asked to borrow my compass (the thing you draw circles with, I don't know if children use them in school anymore). I lent it to him, where he then began sticking the pointy metal tip into his nipple until blood came out. I then questioned him out loud "WTF are you doing you fucking fanny?". Now he would do these type of weird things all the time but with other kids. Towards the end no one wanted to hang out with him or sit next to him or lend him shit. Ryan went and cried to the principles office with his parents and blamed the whole thing on me. They made me see the school councilor for 6 months!. My birthday came around and I invited everyone which i got along with about 26 of the guys (15 years old and wanted to do a paintball tournament). Ryan wasn't invited. Ryan heard about this and I found myself permanently in and out of the schools councilors office. It got so bad i had to leave the school.
Now when i hear the word bully... I always second guess it.
There is always two sides to the story.
No one taught me to defend myself physically... it just happened. Some douche bag pushed me in elementary and I pushed back. And the guy who pushed me elementary, continues to bully people in High school, so go figure.
This content is for you
i was thought the opposite, not that i was bullies to any large degree at anytime, but still deep down all that civilized bullshit dont matter at all, and in the end everyone tends for themselfs
I was bullied a lot as a child
small and very weird
the last time they ever hit me five of em cornered and tore lumps out of me and handed me back my hair after. My dad was a black belt
don't know why that relevant but hey
and he always tried to teach me to stand up for myself my mam and the other hand didn't wanted me fighting, after that she changed her mind
the girls that attacked me were 3 years older and twice me size
, so I waited and got them back one by one. My mam caught me with the last one she stood back for a second and then intervened and broke up the fight. I was left alone physically but they still were evil cunts to me for years till eventually all but one apologized for everything they did to me
One cried though she was very drunk
. One of my biggest bullies is now my best friend
ahah, gotta love platonic/judeo-christian morality
I have taken SOOOO many kids under my wing and taught them how not to be pussies. (Always wanted a little brother, got a sister instead...)
I'm now a scout leader and I have found the best way is to treat them like adults with occasional guidance (away from the group to save embarrassment). So far two of my geeky scouts have started doing better in school, more friends, confidence, etc.
I might not have the brother I always wanted but I guess I can still teach the things I was never taught.
you didn't get the brother you always wanted, but those kids got a role model they needed
- I love it
- **secretlywheatbread rolls 028,759,815**
Highest roll gets red...
- I like how in the last panel it's the zoophile that's still smiling.
how do you like it?
Should i make one with the pyro?
I love it
- **secretlywheatbread rolled image **
What you got arrested for
Show Comments (24)