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secretlywheatbread

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Date Signed Up:12/11/2011
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latest user's comments

#283 - - Didn't learn how to do 'em - Learned what they were … 12/23/2012 on Agree x10000000000000 0
#75 - It gets quite annoying sometimes. But when I met other le… 12/22/2012 on Please Stop Asking.... 0
#14 - You know, a couple of months/ years ago, no one could say anyt… 12/21/2012 on taylor +1
#94 - Funny thing. It's 11:50 pm here, and my friend just went i…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/21/2012 on Spawnkill! +5
#120 - HarvietheDinkle (12/21/2012) [-]
why is she working at this late hour?
User avatar #180 - lasmamoe (12/21/2012) [-]
That was pretty clever.
#239 - HarvietheDinkle (12/21/2012) [-]
User avatar #99 - ButtonFly (12/21/2012) [-]
Well congrats to your friend. I hope all goes well.
#43359 - This dude is DJing for the end of the world. He's be… 12/21/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#52 - I get what you mean, and this issue didn't even come around ti…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2012 on Intimacy +1
#155 - anonymous (12/21/2012) [-]
Here's a trick. Put a layer of toilet paper in the water before you go. That way, it makes no sound whatsoever when you do.
User avatar #60 - MakiChan (12/20/2012) [-]
lol we all have done that. i think some people are just assholes and will make rude comments, even though as ive said, they do it too and they are in the bathroom. i dont like to use public bathrooms becasue how gross they are but if i have to go ill go and deal with it lol.
#44 - I probably still wont. It's not just him, it's everyone. …  [+] (6 new replies) 12/20/2012 on Intimacy +7
#48 - exicuton (12/20/2012) [-]
>It's not just him, it's everyone.
>It's not just him
>it's everyone.

You hurt my feelings
User avatar #47 - MakiChan (12/20/2012) [-]
everybody poops. they do it to so dont feel bad or wierd doing it in public......unless its out in the open ...that is wierd. they are in the bathroom making noises like anyone else and some do try to hide it since oh its not lady like to make those sounds or whatever. only time i get uneasy is when i have a upset stomach and it sounds like im summoning the devil through my ass.
User avatar #52 - secretlywheatbread (12/20/2012) [-]
I get what you mean, and this issue didn't even come around til recently.
Whenever I'm in the bathroom at school and someone's in there, I have to force myself to pretend that no one is there.
I dunno.
#155 - anonymous (12/21/2012) [-]
Here's a trick. Put a layer of toilet paper in the water before you go. That way, it makes no sound whatsoever when you do.
User avatar #60 - MakiChan (12/20/2012) [-]
lol we all have done that. i think some people are just assholes and will make rude comments, even though as ive said, they do it too and they are in the bathroom. i dont like to use public bathrooms becasue how gross they are but if i have to go ill go and deal with it lol.
User avatar #46 - thetattooedone (12/20/2012) [-]
Them it looks like you may have issues.
#38 - I've been with my boyfriend now for 5 months and I can barely …  [+] (9 new replies) 12/20/2012 on Intimacy +4
User avatar #110 - bladebites (12/20/2012) [-]
I have had the same situation with all of my exes, though I'm single now.
1- It bugs me and I hate it. it's just weird.
2- What's the point? Just close the door, it's not like it takes any particular effort, and it saves you both the awkward situation.
User avatar #42 - thetattooedone (12/20/2012) [-]
5 months? Talk to me in 5 years and see if you feel the same.
User avatar #44 - secretlywheatbread (12/20/2012) [-]
I probably still wont.
It's not just him, it's everyone.
I dread having to ever use the bathroom in public.
I really do hate it. I'm pretty sure I have some fear of doing my business within earshot of anyone ever.
#48 - exicuton (12/20/2012) [-]
>It's not just him, it's everyone.
>It's not just him
>it's everyone.

You hurt my feelings
User avatar #47 - MakiChan (12/20/2012) [-]
everybody poops. they do it to so dont feel bad or wierd doing it in public......unless its out in the open ...that is wierd. they are in the bathroom making noises like anyone else and some do try to hide it since oh its not lady like to make those sounds or whatever. only time i get uneasy is when i have a upset stomach and it sounds like im summoning the devil through my ass.
User avatar #52 - secretlywheatbread (12/20/2012) [-]
I get what you mean, and this issue didn't even come around til recently.
Whenever I'm in the bathroom at school and someone's in there, I have to force myself to pretend that no one is there.
I dunno.
#155 - anonymous (12/21/2012) [-]
Here's a trick. Put a layer of toilet paper in the water before you go. That way, it makes no sound whatsoever when you do.
User avatar #60 - MakiChan (12/20/2012) [-]
lol we all have done that. i think some people are just assholes and will make rude comments, even though as ive said, they do it too and they are in the bathroom. i dont like to use public bathrooms becasue how gross they are but if i have to go ill go and deal with it lol.
User avatar #46 - thetattooedone (12/20/2012) [-]
Them it looks like you may have issues.
#27 - My fear of heights.... Here come the mini panic attacks at… 12/20/2012 on Skywalking +4
#51 - goes almost perfectly in sync with this song. 12/20/2012 on OH GOD WTF +2
#16 - Picture 12/20/2012 on Morgan Feelman +8
#18 - I like how that rhymed. 12/20/2012 on Does that come with Orphan... 0
#116 - I'm half Hispanic. I look white on the outside, but secret…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2012 on I'll never understand +1
#117 - sophieleigh (12/20/2012) [-]
Hahaha oh god u silly
#65 - Nah. Whenever you dudes aren't around, we bust out the swe…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/20/2012 on I'll never understand +6
#84 - sophieleigh (12/20/2012) [-]
Tell me the story behind your username...
User avatar #116 - secretlywheatbread (12/20/2012) [-]
I'm half Hispanic.
I look white on the outside, but secretly, I'm Hispanic on the inside.
So while I look like white bread, I'm secretly wheat bread.
#117 - sophieleigh (12/20/2012) [-]
Hahaha oh god u silly
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#19 - Can someone please post the " **** this gay earth…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2012 on shit... 0
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#5 - Oh, Arrested Development. 12/20/2012 on Racis- Oh wait 0
#7 - My cat is just the biggest cockblock ever. 12/19/2012 on God damn cats 0
#34 - You know, a couple of months/ years ago, no one could say anyt… 12/19/2012 on Taylor Swift 0
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#18 - Picture 12/18/2012 on Jump on it! Jump on it! +35
#10 - Picture 12/17/2012 on Skwisgaar +1
#11 - Why is he in my kitchen 12/17/2012 on tittle +1
#1166 - **secretlywheatbread rolls 057,113,823** One day, someon…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2012 on Thumb Orgy +12
#1184 - iamphoenix (12/17/2012) [-]
**iamphoenix rolls 525,684,244** Did I do good?
#35 - Comment deleted 12/17/2012 on OOH, BURN! +4

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#16 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
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#18 to #17 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
Hate you Varrick your company is 			****		 compared to mine.    
   
Hello friend.
Hate you Varrick your company is **** compared to mine.

Hello friend.
#20 to #19 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
DISGUSTING!

Sup.
#21 to #20 - secretlywheatbread ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
THE SHIP SAILED ITSELF
nothing just hanging out, you?
#22 to #21 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
>The ship sailed itself

Nope. Asami rigged the ship to blow up with Dynamite and with any luck the dindu drowned and died a horrible death

Working on art projects.
User avatar #13 - truesmokewolf (01/22/2015) [-]
I'm onto you, wheat bread.
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#3 - thefunnyside (06/02/2012) [-]
I saw your comment you posted a while ago about having some Calvin and Hobbes wallpapers. I was wondering if you could please upload some? I love Calvin and Hobbes and It would really mean allot to me!
#1 - anonymous (01/31/2012) [-]
What state do you live in?
User avatar #2 to #1 - secretlywheatbread ONLINE (02/01/2012) [-]
Virginia.
User avatar #4 to #2 - anonomoz ONLINE (06/22/2012) [-]
va?
User avatar #6 to #4 - anonomoz ONLINE (06/22/2012) [-]
what part?
User avatar #7 to #6 - secretlywheatbread ONLINE (06/23/2012) [-]
Midlothian
#8 to #7 - anonomoz ONLINE (06/23/2012) [-]
i'm sending the internet signal from richmond
i'm sending the internet signal from richmond
User avatar #9 to #8 - secretlywheatbread ONLINE (06/23/2012) [-]
Dude, you're from Richmond?!
#10 to #9 - anonomoz ONLINE (06/23/2012) [-]
carytown
carytown
User avatar #11 to #10 - secretlywheatbread ONLINE (06/23/2012) [-]
Dude, I live 15 minutes away from CTC
User avatar #5 to #4 - secretlywheatbread ONLINE (06/22/2012) [-]
Yessir
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