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Date Signed Up:12/11/2011
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Content Ranking:#395
Comment Ranking:#8994
Highest Content Rank:#322
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Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 214 Content: Comedic Genius
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Level 311 Comments: Wizard → Level 312 Comments: Wizard
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#290 - Well... um.. In a few months, I'll be starting college in … 12/12/2012 on Only letters, numbers and... +1
#122 - Guys, guys, obviously he put 21th and 22th because he has a li…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2012 on My plans for friday 0
User avatar #150 - vishnarg (12/12/2012) [-]
*lithp
#32 - When I was younger, and still to this day, actually, if my mom… 12/12/2012 on Diference between cultures 0
#25 - I just pick her up and bring her inside, cause we have 2 small…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2012 on everytime.. 0
#27 - switchblayde (12/12/2012) [-]
>have cat
>roommate has dog
>cat stays in my room
>dog roams around the rest of house
>dog sniffs under my door from time to time
>cat claws at dog's nose from under door
>cat has hurt dog before doing this
>one day this happens for the 100th friggin time
>open door
>dog flies into room
>cat shits bricks
>dog licks the cat and nudges with his nose
>cat tries to play dead like a bitch
>mfw
#11 - Picture 12/11/2012 on I would Sith on her chest! +5
#10 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/11/2012 on I would Sith on her chest! +14
#138 - niggabitchyo (12/12/2012) [-]
Wow, he manages to look like a douche even with a Darth Vader costume.
#11 - secretlywheatbread (12/11/2012) [-]
#11 - Say thank you, cause drugs are expensive. 12/11/2012 on Drugs +7
#123 - Oh gee. I bet I wont see a bunch of comments of people try… 12/11/2012 on Are you a Wizard? -1
#74 - Little Shop, Little Shop of Horrors!...  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2012 on evolution of film stars +2
User avatar #133 - andrewjla (12/11/2012) [-]
don't start.

On to skidroooowwww!!!!!!!
#19 - Pencils that wont sharpen correctly... 12/11/2012 on just to name a few 0
#105 - Man, it's been 8 months since the death of my childhood friend…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2012 on I will never forget my dog +2
User avatar #118 - nucularwar (12/11/2012) [-]
there's nothing better than big dopey dogs. We have a retriever mix with most likely ADHD who won't play with any toys we get her, but she loves stealing my socks and tearing paper towels to shreds.
#33 - I'll miss you more than anyone in my life  [+] (3 new replies) 12/10/2012 on Daft Punk +4
#35 - catchop has deleted their comment.
User avatar #34 - pocoloco (12/10/2012) [-]
I´ll love you more than anyone in my life
User avatar #36 - pocoloco (12/10/2012) [-]
enter awesome solo
#32 - That has got to be one of my favorite songs ever. Thank you. 12/10/2012 on Daft Punk +3
#225 - Orange juice and mint toothpaste. 12/09/2012 on Walmart 0
#225 - Neither have I. I've only seen up to the 5th one,and I refuse … 12/09/2012 on Feels man.. +1
#18 - I adore this. 12/09/2012 on Titanic 0
#123 - I wouldn't even care. That would be my new bed. 12/09/2012 on Totally Worth It +13
#121 - That is my favorite moment from Clerks 2. 12/09/2012 on Shaving 0
#50 - For a second, he looked like Dante from Clerks.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/08/2012 on Shaving +6
User avatar #72 - secretdestroyers (12/08/2012) [-]
Dante: "'Porch monkey's' a racial slur door black people!"

Randal: "No it's not, nigger is. Coon, spook, spade, moolie, jigaboo, nig-nog, those are your racial slurs! Porch monkey is not!"

God, I loved those movies...
User avatar #121 - secretlywheatbread (12/09/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWdVwt2deY4

That is my favorite moment from Clerks 2.
#49 - The other day we did a matinee for the musical we opened this … 12/08/2012 on classroom is best place to... 0
#69 - If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2012 on Title: +1
#81 - areuserious (12/07/2012) [-]
#70 - phanact (12/07/2012) [-]
WHAT ABOUT WHEN ITS RED?!
#53 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2012 on SHIFT KEY BITCH! -7
#77 - takesomemorewater (12/07/2012) [-]
#374 - This is why I'm afraid of horses. 12/07/2012 on Fuck you, I'm a horse. 0
#47 - I've always liked Con Air...  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2012 on It feels like it +3
#49 - kazakazi (12/03/2012) [-]
Put, the bunneh, back in the box.
#34 - FJ Logic: It's OC, but you complain about it It's a r…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2012 on Style Change +1
#146 - Womens Study Major (12/02/2012) [-]
Who honestly gives a fuck if its a repost or not? Last time I checked I was pretty damn sure that this site was called FunnyJunk, so by my standards anything that makes me crack a smile, repost or not, shouldn't get shit from people.
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#12 - Sunset has deleted their comment [-]
#3 - thefunnyside (06/02/2012) [-]
I saw your comment you posted a while ago about having some Calvin and Hobbes wallpapers. I was wondering if you could please upload some? I love Calvin and Hobbes and It would really mean allot to me!
#1 - Womens Study Major (01/31/2012) [-]
What state do you live in?
User avatar #2 to #1 - secretlywheatbread ONLINE (02/01/2012) [-]
Virginia.
User avatar #4 to #2 - anonomoz ONLINE (06/22/2012) [-]
va?
User avatar #6 to #4 - anonomoz ONLINE (06/22/2012) [-]
what part?
User avatar #7 to #6 - secretlywheatbread ONLINE (06/23/2012) [-]
Midlothian
#8 to #7 - anonomoz ONLINE (06/23/2012) [-]
i'm sending the internet signal from richmond
i'm sending the internet signal from richmond
User avatar #9 to #8 - secretlywheatbread ONLINE (06/23/2012) [-]
Dude, you're from Richmond?!
#10 to #9 - anonomoz ONLINE (06/23/2012) [-]
carytown
carytown
User avatar #11 to #10 - secretlywheatbread ONLINE (06/23/2012) [-]
Dude, I live 15 minutes away from CTC
User avatar #5 to #4 - secretlywheatbread ONLINE (06/22/2012) [-]
Yessir
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