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secretlywheatbread

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Date Signed Up:12/11/2011
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Content Ranking:#930
Comment Ranking:#8985
Highest Content Rank:#322
Highest Comment Rank:#386
Content Thumbs: 19256 total,  22726 ,  3470
Comment Thumbs: 12224 total,  13612 ,  1388
Content Level Progress: 8.69% (87/1000)
Level 216 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Content: Comedic Genius
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Level 312 Comments: Wizard → Level 313 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:32
Content Views:914585
Times Content Favorited:1013 times
Total Comments Made:2556
FJ Points:15275
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#47 - Do you remember the time. when we fell in love? Do you rem…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/02/2013 on REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE +5
User avatar #62 - koocluks (01/02/2013) [-]
sauce?
#79 - anonexplains (01/02/2013) [-]
michael fucking jackson nigger
#53 - satoshileex (01/02/2013) [-]
the feels.... man the feels
#92 - More like the Incredible Sulk! Okay. Done. 01/02/2013 on 34 Years Later +16
#20046 - Isn't banning porn illegal, or at least unconstitutional becau…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #20048 - jmanispimping (01/02/2013) [-]
Well, they decide if its legal or illegal. It's weird but the people that would be banning it would be against banning it in their earlier years. Everyone, and I mean everyone has had to wonder upon pornographic material. All I know, if something does happen, I will only keep the computer for funnyjunk.
#997 - Comment deleted 12/29/2012 on HOW FUCKED ARE YOU? 0
#30 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2012 on For the glory of the rockets +6
#41 - willindor (12/27/2012) [-]
My sides!
#11 - He looks so much more feminine this way 12/25/2012 on Title +2
#19 - **secretlywheatbread rolls 398** k 12/25/2012 on Lenny Has Spoken -2
#10 - This is one of my favorite reposts. 12/25/2012 on 1 Wish +1
#282 - Everyone's here talking about religion, and I'm sittin' here, …  [+] (6 new replies) 12/25/2012 on "ok, so how do you know... +16
User avatar #290 - Sethorein (12/25/2012) [-]
haven't had a good religious debate in a while. This shit's like crack for me :D
User avatar #292 - gramernazi (12/25/2012) [-]
Haha, yeah. What's your stand in the argument?
User avatar #301 - Sethorein (12/25/2012) [-]
everyone should be allowed to do whatever the fuck they want within the restrictions of law...

I mean, I'm an atheist. On the best day possible I might admit there could be an immoral G-d but that's all you'll get out of me. However, I won't allow people to mindlessly insult people JUST because they have faith. Having faith doesn't make you bad... Being bad makes you bad.

You can see my comments littered throughout the post xD
User avatar #302 - gramernazi (12/25/2012) [-]
Nice. Same here except Christian.
User avatar #303 - Sethorein (12/25/2012) [-]
benefits of going to a religious private school. You meet every shade of religion. From Anti-theist to bible thumper. Weee
#284 - itemmaaan (12/25/2012) [-]
Haha same here
#138 - I forgot what it's called, but it's a spoof from Oceans 11. … 12/23/2012 on Synchronized dance..... 0
#21 - This reminds me of that episode of Drawn Together... 12/23/2012 on steal a woman's car park 0
#16 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2012 on My dick friends +114
User avatar #18 - kabizus (12/23/2012) [-]
l like this better
#56 - It's okay.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2012 on fuck yeah spongebob +12
#72 - gorgonzolarolla (12/23/2012) [-]
#54 - ...Shoulder?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/23/2012 on fuck yeah spongebob +9
User avatar #55 - juicymucus (12/23/2012) [-]
FUCK.
#56 - secretlywheatbread (12/23/2012) [-]
It's okay.
#72 - gorgonzolarolla (12/23/2012) [-]
#283 - - Didn't learn how to do 'em - Learned what they were … 12/23/2012 on Agree x10000000000000 0
#75 - It gets quite annoying sometimes. But when I met other le… 12/22/2012 on Please Stop Asking.... 0
#14 - You know, a couple of months/ years ago, no one could say anyt… 12/21/2012 on taylor +1
#94 - Funny thing. It's 11:50 pm here, and my friend just went i…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/21/2012 on Spawnkill! +5
#120 - HarvietheDinkle (12/21/2012) [-]
why is she working at this late hour?
User avatar #180 - lasmamoe (12/21/2012) [-]
That was pretty clever.
#239 - HarvietheDinkle (12/21/2012) [-]
User avatar #99 - ButtonFly (12/21/2012) [-]
Well congrats to your friend. I hope all goes well.
#43359 - This dude is DJing for the end of the world. He's be… 12/21/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#52 - I get what you mean, and this issue didn't even come around ti…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2012 on Intimacy +1
#155 - anonexplains (12/21/2012) [-]
Here's a trick. Put a layer of toilet paper in the water before you go. That way, it makes no sound whatsoever when you do.
User avatar #60 - MakiChan (12/20/2012) [-]
lol we all have done that. i think some people are just assholes and will make rude comments, even though as ive said, they do it too and they are in the bathroom. i dont like to use public bathrooms becasue how gross they are but if i have to go ill go and deal with it lol.
#44 - I probably still wont. It's not just him, it's everyone. …  [+] (6 new replies) 12/20/2012 on Intimacy +7
#48 - exicuton (12/20/2012) [-]
>It's not just him, it's everyone.
>It's not just him
>it's everyone.

You hurt my feelings
User avatar #47 - MakiChan (12/20/2012) [-]
everybody poops. they do it to so dont feel bad or wierd doing it in public......unless its out in the open ...that is wierd. they are in the bathroom making noises like anyone else and some do try to hide it since oh its not lady like to make those sounds or whatever. only time i get uneasy is when i have a upset stomach and it sounds like im summoning the devil through my ass.
User avatar #52 - secretlywheatbread (12/20/2012) [-]
I get what you mean, and this issue didn't even come around til recently.
Whenever I'm in the bathroom at school and someone's in there, I have to force myself to pretend that no one is there.
I dunno.
#155 - anonexplains (12/21/2012) [-]
Here's a trick. Put a layer of toilet paper in the water before you go. That way, it makes no sound whatsoever when you do.
User avatar #60 - MakiChan (12/20/2012) [-]
lol we all have done that. i think some people are just assholes and will make rude comments, even though as ive said, they do it too and they are in the bathroom. i dont like to use public bathrooms becasue how gross they are but if i have to go ill go and deal with it lol.
User avatar #46 - thetattooedone (12/20/2012) [-]
Them it looks like you may have issues.
#38 - I've been with my boyfriend now for 5 months and I can barely …  [+] (9 new replies) 12/20/2012 on Intimacy +4
User avatar #110 - bladebites (12/20/2012) [-]
I have had the same situation with all of my exes, though I'm single now.
1- It bugs me and I hate it. it's just weird.
2- What's the point? Just close the door, it's not like it takes any particular effort, and it saves you both the awkward situation.
User avatar #42 - thetattooedone (12/20/2012) [-]
5 months? Talk to me in 5 years and see if you feel the same.
User avatar #44 - secretlywheatbread (12/20/2012) [-]
I probably still wont.
It's not just him, it's everyone.
I dread having to ever use the bathroom in public.
I really do hate it. I'm pretty sure I have some fear of doing my business within earshot of anyone ever.
#48 - exicuton (12/20/2012) [-]
>It's not just him, it's everyone.
>It's not just him
>it's everyone.

You hurt my feelings
User avatar #47 - MakiChan (12/20/2012) [-]
everybody poops. they do it to so dont feel bad or wierd doing it in public......unless its out in the open ...that is wierd. they are in the bathroom making noises like anyone else and some do try to hide it since oh its not lady like to make those sounds or whatever. only time i get uneasy is when i have a upset stomach and it sounds like im summoning the devil through my ass.
User avatar #52 - secretlywheatbread (12/20/2012) [-]
I get what you mean, and this issue didn't even come around til recently.
Whenever I'm in the bathroom at school and someone's in there, I have to force myself to pretend that no one is there.
I dunno.
#155 - anonexplains (12/21/2012) [-]
Here's a trick. Put a layer of toilet paper in the water before you go. That way, it makes no sound whatsoever when you do.
User avatar #60 - MakiChan (12/20/2012) [-]
lol we all have done that. i think some people are just assholes and will make rude comments, even though as ive said, they do it too and they are in the bathroom. i dont like to use public bathrooms becasue how gross they are but if i have to go ill go and deal with it lol.
User avatar #46 - thetattooedone (12/20/2012) [-]
Them it looks like you may have issues.
#27 - My fear of heights.... Here come the mini panic attacks at… 12/20/2012 on Skywalking +4
#51 - goes almost perfectly in sync with this song. 12/20/2012 on OH GOD WTF +2
#16 - Picture 12/20/2012 on Morgan Feelman +8

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User avatar #13 - truesmokewolf (01/22/2015) [-]
I'm onto you, wheat bread.
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#3 - thefunnyside (06/02/2012) [-]
I saw your comment you posted a while ago about having some Calvin and Hobbes wallpapers. I was wondering if you could please upload some? I love Calvin and Hobbes and It would really mean allot to me!
#1 - anonexplains (01/31/2012) [-]
What state do you live in?
User avatar #2 to #1 - secretlywheatbread (02/01/2012) [-]
Virginia.
User avatar #4 to #2 - anonomoz (06/22/2012) [-]
va?
User avatar #6 to #4 - anonomoz (06/22/2012) [-]
what part?
User avatar #7 to #6 - secretlywheatbread (06/23/2012) [-]
Midlothian
#8 to #7 - anonomoz (06/23/2012) [-]
i'm sending the internet signal from richmond
i'm sending the internet signal from richmond
User avatar #9 to #8 - secretlywheatbread (06/23/2012) [-]
Dude, you're from Richmond?!
#10 to #9 - anonomoz (06/23/2012) [-]
carytown
carytown
User avatar #11 to #10 - secretlywheatbread (06/23/2012) [-]
Dude, I live 15 minutes away from CTC
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