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secretdestroyers

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Gender: male
Age: 114
Date Signed Up:9/06/2012
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Vermont
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Comment Ranking:#529
Highest Content Rank:#1671
Highest Comment Rank:#77
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Total Comments Made:7018
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#87 - WHITE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!… 11/27/2015 on Building the world's... +1
#76 - "Whoopsy-Dicksy" 11/25/2015 on 4chan Comp #41 +4
#42 - Good point. 11/25/2015 on $50 0
#41 - Okay it's not all lying on your back taking it for 4 hours. Yo… 11/25/2015 on $50 0
#42 - On most things, yes. He delivers the nightly news clean and pr… 11/25/2015 on B..B..Beacause ... 2015?! 0
#36 - There aren't too many holes in the fence to do that, it's all … 11/25/2015 on Bring on the wall 0
#11 - Oh.....that'll about do it. Actually, he also kicked a lot of …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/24/2015 on B..B..Beacause ... 2015?! +2
#31 - anon (11/24/2015) [-]
You just said he was a pretty reliable journalist
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#42 - secretdestroyers (11/25/2015) [-]
On most things, yes. He delivers the nightly news clean and pretty much without bias.
#36 - The amount of Minions is TOO DAMNED HIGH! 11/24/2015 on Cringe Comp 0
#9 - Wait, what did George Stephanopolous do? From what I've seen, …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/24/2015 on B..B..Beacause ... 2015?! 0
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#10 - sircool (11/24/2015) [-]
didn't he hype up clinton or write her book and used it as reference material? Something that made his future job on edge.
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#11 - secretdestroyers (11/24/2015) [-]
Oh.....that'll about do it. Actually, he also kicked a lot of money to the Clinton Foundation and didn't tell ABC News about it. Now, granted, he was the junior campaign manager for Bill when he ran in '92 so his ties to the Clintons are no big secret...
#31 - anon (11/24/2015) [-]
You just said he was a pretty reliable journalist
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#42 - secretdestroyers (11/25/2015) [-]
On most things, yes. He delivers the nightly news clean and pretty much without bias.
#11 - When you gotta pick up your AMA at 8 and go terrorize Libyan r…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2015 on Square Dad? +3
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#12 - cptmongtard (11/24/2015) [-]
>This guy

What the actual fuck
#16 - The fence will hold them out for now.... Unless, of cours…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/24/2015 on Bring on the wall +1
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#24 - severepwner (11/24/2015) [-]
I'm still confused that why don't you guys use lances to think them out through the fence? You know just like you did at the prison? You don't have to use loud guns, or waste bullets or anything. You could basically just be passing the time, taking a poker to kill some walkers to clear my head. Assuming the steeple never fell, this could very well be a solution to slowly but surely kill the entire herd. Why is no one doing this?
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#36 - secretdestroyers (11/25/2015) [-]
There aren't too many holes in the fence to do that, it's all thick sheet metal. Whereas the prison was a chain fence. Not to mention cutting a bunch of holes in the fence for that would not only be time-consuming but it might make even more unwanted noise.
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#19 - ljxjlos (11/24/2015) [-]
that was kind of a fucked up ending, but it was done pretty cool
#163 - Yeah, a friend of mine is totally in favor of Syrian refugees …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2015 on Syrian Refugee gives back... +1
#165 - acksl (11/24/2015) [-]
We in Germany have a saying: "Lieber widerlich als wieder nich" which roughly translates to "I cherish the oppurtunity to meet new people"
#3 - All that and the phone being almost dead is your takeaway from this?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2015 on The Thanksgiving crasher. +8
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#4 - smaaen (11/25/2015) [-]
Might be because he has read it before from another source, making the battery level more significant to him. That was the case for me at least.
#3 - When she says "We need to go deeper," but you're alr… 11/24/2015 on Shakespeare +5
#9 - China's fw... 11/24/2015 on Logic'd +6
#5 - Hooker's face when she doesn't meet a guy with a brutal or wei…  [+] (15 new replies) 11/24/2015 on $50 +144
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#36 - lieutenantderp (11/25/2015) [-]
Mexicans get payed $100 for painting porches. Step up your game
#32 - anon (11/25/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
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no u wouldnt, cause most ppl are lazy. would you rather lay on your back or on all fours and get plowed for 1 hour, or spend 2-3 hours painting a porch?
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#41 - secretdestroyers (11/25/2015) [-]
Okay it's not all lying on your back taking it for 4 hours. You have to deal with some fucked up dudes with some fucked up fetishes sometimes.
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#35 - angelusprimus (11/25/2015) [-]
I'd rather paint a porch.
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#13 - etfhan (11/24/2015) [-]
Maybe getting their porch painted is their fetish. Don't judge.
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#42 - secretdestroyers (11/25/2015) [-]
Good point.
#21 - newdevyx (11/24/2015) [-]
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#6 - derpsenderp (11/24/2015) [-]
not all hookers hate their job. Maybe she loves sex and is sad she wont get plowed ?
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#17 - erotictentacle (11/24/2015) [-]
The hookers i've met so far were all very indifferent to it. They mostly used to like sex and find it rather boring now
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#23 - mathmanchris (11/24/2015) [-]
I hope you don't mind me asking, how many are we talking of and in what context?
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#24 - erotictentacle (11/24/2015) [-]
well, i personally only used one ever my advice, they aren't worth it. The affordable ones aren't into it, might as well fap into a fleshlight

and the others i know from asking. I had a bit of a side thing going on and stood guard on a few of 'em
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#7 - tenaciouslee (11/24/2015) [-]
Then fuck her as she paints.

Seriously, no one on FJ knows how to kill two birds with one stone.
#9 - anon (11/24/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**do you want a half assed paint job because that's how you a half assed paint job
#33 - ciacheczko (11/25/2015) [-]
At first I thought "This is cool but looks horrible without some mini skirt or shorts". Then I noticed she does indeed have a skirt pulled up and is just showing the whole leggings for the photo.
#11 - sturmbeard (11/24/2015) [-]
depends if you pay 20 extra for anal
#16 - Discount Scarlett Johansson. (DING)  [+] (2 new replies) 11/24/2015 on One for admin +9
#43 - anon (11/25/2015) [-]
honestly looks better than scarlett johansson
#25 - testaburger (11/24/2015) [-]
And I thought the same
#9 - **secretdestroyers used "*roll picture*"** **secretdestroye… 11/24/2015 on The most difficult question. +1
#4 - "Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've c…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2015 on oops +3
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#5 - whatwhen (11/24/2015) [-]
yet it destroys freakin planets
#4 - Groot's FW... 11/23/2015 on Choose your side Groot! +20
#26 - GOOD LUCK LINDA 11/23/2015 on Fallout 4 Linda 0
#32 - Picture 11/23/2015 on Civil War featuring Deadpool! +9
#33 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2015 on Fuck The Police +3
#39 - defski (11/21/2015) [-]
#31 - I just think Michael Bay is wasting his talents in making acti… 11/21/2015 on SHia +1
#15 - "He must have died while carving it..."  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2015 on she told me to +13
#40 - tanitakavirius (11/21/2015) [-]

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User avatar #44 - gugek (06/10/2015) [-]
have a great day today
User avatar #41 - misanthrizzle (05/03/2014) [-]
ya **** you too buddy
User avatar #39 - phudgepacker ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
i added you because smashing pumpkins
User avatar #40 to #39 - secretdestroyers (11/25/2013) [-]
Good call, mate. I had a nice laugh with your username...
#38 - anon (11/25/2013) [-]
The world is a vampire..
#37 - thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [-]
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Good day. Have you accepted Slaanesh as your lord and drug dealer yet?
#26 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2013) [-]
Heres that Nasty **** you ordered.





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User avatar #27 to #26 - secretdestroyers (03/26/2013) [-]
Damn it, it got flagged....again.
User avatar #28 to #27 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2013) [-]
Hm.....when does it say it was flagged?
User avatar #29 to #28 - secretdestroyers (03/27/2013) [-]
Like...0 minutes ago. Well, it wasn't me, that's for damn sure!
User avatar #30 to #29 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/27/2013) [-]
Says 0 minutes for me too........................you must have a ton of people on your profile just waiting to.........flag stuff.......
User avatar #31 to #30 - secretdestroyers (03/27/2013) [-]
Maybe Fj just won't let you post things if they've been flagged already. Btw, you haven't gotten banned yet?
User avatar #32 to #31 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/27/2013) [-]
I know........strange..........it's like it's rigged or something..........
User avatar #20 - muzikmafia (11/12/2012) [-]
Are you going to be a good boy tonight, secretdestroyers?
User avatar #21 to #20 - secretdestroyers (11/12/2012) [-]
Maaaayyyybe.
User avatar #18 - paesani (11/05/2012) [-]
I hope you die in a fire.
User avatar #17 - jettripleseven (11/05/2012) [-]
walt kills mike and hank finds out about the meth business while on the toilet
User avatar #16 - badasstoaster (11/05/2012) [-]
I hope you get ****** by thousands of fat greasy men.
User avatar #15 - muzikmafia (11/05/2012) [-]
And what's weird is that you didn't even open a troll account, you have time invested here.

Just want to watch the world burn?
User avatar #14 - muzikmafia (11/05/2012) [-]
Hey troll



I bet you're a 13 year old who's daddy just allowed him free reign of the internet and decided the first thing he'd do would be to mess with strangers.

Eat a dick
User avatar #13 - TuhRainbowLlama (11/05/2012) [-]
hue
#12 - robbydarko (11/05/2012) [-]
You're a bloody cunt. May the man that murders you have mercy on your ungreatful soul
User avatar #10 - shazmothree (11/05/2012) [-]
You're the scum of funnyjunk, cancerous bastard.
#4 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
IF I KNEW WHO YOU WAS I WOULD DO SOMTHING TO YOU
User avatar #9 to #4 - secretdestroyers (11/05/2012) [-]
Well, if you live or go to college in Vermont, you could figure that out relatively quick....good luck!
#11 to #9 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
im from sweden so dont get your hopes up
User avatar #3 - parttimepimp (11/05/2012) [-]
I will find you, and then rape your living soul with movie spoilers.
User avatar #1 - HomerSimpson (11/05/2012) [-]
You're a huge faggot.
User avatar #2 to #1 - secretdestroyers (11/05/2012) [-]
I know....
#5 to #2 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
can you please stop it?
User avatar #7 to #5 - secretdestroyers (11/05/2012) [-]
Yeah, ok, I guess....
#8 to #7 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
THANKS
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