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Age: 112
Date Signed Up:9/06/2012
Last Login:10/26/2014
Location:Vermont
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Comment Ranking:#4493
Highest Content Rank:#5244
Highest Comment Rank:#77
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#2 - Who else did this during the scene in The Phantom Menace where… 07/24/2014 on (untitled) +6
#9 - Which dad? His or hers?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2014 on he looks like a douche +5
User avatar #16 - mathmanchris (07/24/2014) [-]
Both. In that case I'd like to be her dad.
#37 - ****** ? 07/24/2014 on Medics don't lie +1
#4 - Picture 07/24/2014 on Heh......what 0
#11 - But, storing dead ******* AIN'T NONE OF MY … 07/24/2014 on McDonald's +10
#35 - More like: "You, know, bob, sue, and, KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN? Th… 07/24/2014 on commas, know the difference 0
#1560 - **secretdestroyers rolls 458,454,093** 07/24/2014 on admin craps on your face 0
#17 - My girlfriend likes to watch me masturbate. We both get off, i… 07/24/2014 on Loneliness pun 0
#45 - Picture 07/24/2014 on Where Were You All My Life 0
#63 - thank mr skeltal 07/24/2014 on I cant wait for the future +3
#10 - Incest: The Musical 07/23/2014 on ohio +1
#9 - Mfw half of these... 07/23/2014 on Jebus loves me this I know +4
#11 - Marijuana. 07/23/2014 on That One Mistake 0
#77 - All of which happened centuries ago and from which he supposed…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/22/2014 on deep 0
User avatar #112 - fourohforum (07/22/2014) [-]
The fact that we've always deserved the wrath of God has never changed, even now.
But the wages of sin is death. So God gave humans an out, which is to allow an animal to take their place. A sacrifice. But an animal is not a perfect sacrifice.
So when Jesus (son of God, and at the same time IS God) who is perfect and without sin, steps forward to be sacrificed, he pays for every sin. Literally paying your death penalty.
We all deserve death for the evil we do. God's law is so strict, that even the most righteous person you can think of (except Jesus of course) still falls short of perfection, and is still a sinner.
And even one sin is enough for the death penalty. Harsh maybe, but consistent. That is why when Jesus died for everyone it actually means something. Because he paid a death penalty for everyone (that we deserve), and yet still people attempt to play God as the fool.

TLDR: According to God's law of perfection, we deserve the death penalty. Our own death can be substituted by sacrifice. Jesus paid everyone's death penalty because He is perfect, and was sacrificed to pay for our sins. HOL (He only lives)
#101 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/22/2014) [-]
So we're waiting for Hitler to come back and change, too?
#80 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/22/2014) [-]
>2014
>Taking the Old Testament literally
>Believing he actually killed people
>Not understanding Jewish literature
#20 - Kids faces when the snow melts... 07/21/2014 on Work together to create... 0
#76 - "Where did he get a picture of our girlfriends?" -Ev…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2014 on The Mysterious Chest +9
User avatar #83 - emppilaf (07/21/2014) [-]
Beat me to it you bastard....
#14 - Sunday school's teacher's FW... 07/15/2014 on Obi-Wan +27
#6 - Cat's face when...  [+] (4 new replies) 07/15/2014 on When a cat's in the hood... +62
User avatar #12 - alphavsomega (07/15/2014) [-]
sauce?
#15 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #29 - chrispoot (07/15/2014) [-]
Eddie Murphy is love, Eddie Murphy is life
#16 - alphavsomega (07/15/2014) [-]
thanks
#100 - Okay, maybe a little bit... 07/15/2014 on If Planets Were Same... +1
#95 - >Pluto >planet Pick one. I'm not even…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/15/2014 on If Planets Were Same... +2
#103 - zielscheibe (07/15/2014) [-]
Pluto ... why
#137 - gruntmastr (07/15/2014) [-]
Don't worry, he's just pretending
User avatar #99 - redstonealchemist (07/15/2014) [-]
>pluto
>planet
you should be
User avatar #100 - secretdestroyers (07/15/2014) [-]
Okay, maybe a little bit...
#96 - cleateater (07/15/2014) [-]
#43 - Comment deleted 07/15/2014 on Germany swells with... 0
#55 - It's the new censor word for the f-word  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2014 on Agreed 0
User avatar #56 - beccakingx (07/14/2014) [-]
oooooooh
#20 - digestive end product intense bodylove admin....just testing something 07/14/2014 on butt 0
#115 - admins. 07/12/2014 on priorities 0
#36 - DEY TERK OUR JORBS???  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2014 on When Tumblr has a sense of... +10
#77 - atrocitustheking (07/13/2014) [-]

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User avatar #41 - misanthrizzle (05/03/2014) [-]
ya **** you too buddy
User avatar #39 - phudgepacker (11/25/2013) [-]
i added you because smashing pumpkins
User avatar #40 to #39 - secretdestroyers ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
Good call, mate. I had a nice laugh with your username...
#38 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/25/2013) [-]
The world is a vampire..
#37 - thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [-]
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Good day. Have you accepted Slaanesh as your lord and drug dealer yet?
#26 - chiktikkavaspaus ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
Heres that Nasty **** you ordered.





This image was flagged 0 minutes ago
User avatar #27 to #26 - secretdestroyers ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
Damn it, it got flagged....again.
User avatar #28 to #27 - chiktikkavaspaus ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
Hm.....when does it say it was flagged?
User avatar #29 to #28 - secretdestroyers ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
Like...0 minutes ago. Well, it wasn't me, that's for damn sure!
User avatar #30 to #29 - chiktikkavaspaus ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
Says 0 minutes for me too........................you must have a ton of people on your profile just waiting to.........flag stuff.......
User avatar #31 to #30 - secretdestroyers ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
Maybe Fj just won't let you post things if they've been flagged already. Btw, you haven't gotten banned yet?
User avatar #32 to #31 - chiktikkavaspaus ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
I know........strange..........it's like it's rigged or something..........
User avatar #20 - muzikmafia (11/12/2012) [-]
Are you going to be a good boy tonight, secretdestroyers?
User avatar #21 to #20 - secretdestroyers ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
Maaaayyyybe.
User avatar #18 - paesani (11/05/2012) [-]
I hope you die in a fire.
User avatar #17 - jettripleseven (11/05/2012) [-]
walt kills mike and hank finds out about the meth business while on the toilet
User avatar #16 - badasstoaster (11/05/2012) [-]
I hope you get ****** by thousands of fat greasy men.
User avatar #15 - muzikmafia (11/05/2012) [-]
And what's weird is that you didn't even open a troll account, you have time invested here.

Just want to watch the world burn?
User avatar #14 - muzikmafia (11/05/2012) [-]
Hey troll



I bet you're a 13 year old who's daddy just allowed him free reign of the internet and decided the first thing he'd do would be to mess with strangers.

Eat a dick
User avatar #13 - TuhRainbowLlama (11/05/2012) [-]
hue
#12 - robbydarko (11/05/2012) [-]
You're a bloody cunt. May the man that murders you have mercy on your ungreatful soul
User avatar #10 - shazmothree (11/05/2012) [-]
You're the scum of funnyjunk, cancerous bastard.
#4 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
IF I KNEW WHO YOU WAS I WOULD DO SOMTHING TO YOU
User avatar #9 to #4 - secretdestroyers ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
Well, if you live or go to college in Vermont, you could figure that out relatively quick....good luck!
#11 to #9 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
im from sweden so dont get your hopes up
User avatar #3 - parttimepimp (11/05/2012) [-]
I will find you, and then rape your living soul with movie spoilers.
User avatar #1 - HomerSimpson (11/05/2012) [-]
You're a huge faggot.
User avatar #2 to #1 - secretdestroyers ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
I know....
#5 to #2 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
can you please stop it?
User avatar #7 to #5 - secretdestroyers ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
Yeah, ok, I guess....
#8 to #7 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
THANKS
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