secretdestroyers
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| Gender: | male |
| Age: | 114 |
| Date Signed Up: | 9/06/2012 |
| Last Login: | 1/12/2016 |
| Location: | Vermont |
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| Comment Ranking: | #529 |
| Highest Content Rank: | #1671 |
| Highest Comment Rank: | #77 |
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| Total Comments Made: | 7018 |
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| #31 - It's forged in the heart of a dying star....when a large star … [+] (6 new replies) | 12/12/2015 on It's not worthy | 0 |
 Also, as far as mass goes, Mjolnir is likely just a weaker version of Ronan's hammer in that instead of manipulating virtually any outside matter, it can manipulate its own matter in addition to messing with electrical fields. It fluctuates, dense when it needs to smack a bitch, only becoming heavy as a freight train for an instant of impact, light as a feather when it flies into Thor's hand. It was forged in the heart of a dying star, it's not composed of dying star matter. Even if it were, turning that matter into a metallic substance would probably change its properties and density. So, basically, if scientists and engineers here on Earth had access to Asgardian magic and alchemy they could really fuck some shit up!....I mean....save the...world. If we had access to Asgardian magitek without the thousands of years of honorable warrior culture and racial unity the Asgardians have known, we would probably destroy the fucking universe fighting each other. The Asgardians are one people, mostly unified in purpose. Compared to them we're a bunch of disparate tribes squabbling over material wealth. | ||
| #23 - This kirrs the man. [+] (1 new reply) | 12/12/2015 on reality is awesome | +4 |
| #17 - But....Jews don't tip.... | 12/11/2015 on Thank jew | +4 |
| #155 - ******* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/11/2015 on Real life lag | -6 |
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| #3 - Picture [+] (5 new replies) | 12/08/2015 on spreading finnish culture | +57 |
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anon (12/09/2015) [-] I don't know. This meme is a combination of a dozen things that on their own would normally be called 'cancerous' by half the comments section. And yet it's somehow so ironically 'cancerous' that it's funny. | ||
| #3 - **secretdestroyers used "*roll picture*"** **secretdestroye… | 12/07/2015 on Teddy | 0 |
| #2 - **secretdestroyers used "*roll picture*"** **secretdestroye… [+] (11 new replies) | 12/07/2015 on Dog | +28 |
 That image reminded me. Does anyone know where the fuck cutenessineverypost is? ban or somehow found the hidden exit out of FJ? | ||
| #5 - I was honestly expecting a John Cena, so this caught me off gu… | 12/07/2015 on Morphin Time | 0 |
| #2 - Picture | 12/07/2015 on my pleasure to serve | 0 |
| #22 - Damn, I guess I gotta find new fap material somewhere else... | 12/07/2015 on Leonardo DiCaprio snags an... | +3 |
| #27 - ******* | 12/06/2015 on Anon's best Christmas | 0 |
| #6 - Picture | 12/06/2015 on Wear a helmet when riding a... | +1 |
| #2 - Why wear a hat, when you can be the hat? Also, … [+] (2 new replies) | 12/05/2015 on Wear a helmet when riding a... | +14 |
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| #77 - Darth Kcirtap....ehhh | 12/05/2015 on Titled | 0 |
| #7 - I like the way you aight, boy! | 12/05/2015 on I object! | +5 |
| #35 - Picture | 12/05/2015 on Close call landing. | +2 |
| #68 - Honestly, being an American and seeing Ali G Indahouse as well… | 12/05/2015 on yellow page plague | +1 |
| #10 - Michelangelo's face when there's actually a person under there.... | 12/04/2015 on Penis | +3 |
| #5 - His FW | 12/04/2015 on clown | +4 |
| #18 - <Me after watching the Cleveland Show... Seriously, I … | 12/03/2015 on Cleveland Show Comp | -1 |
| #6 - Picture | 12/03/2015 on divorce | +2 |
| #10 - Picture | 12/03/2015 on Just do it for the lollipop! | 0 |
| #18 - <---me in the scooby gang | 12/03/2015 on Why not Zoinksberd? | +14 |
| #72 - "Oui olives in the yellow sub, marine." | 12/03/2015 on 4chan comp. #45 | 0 |
| #3 - Picture [+] (3 new replies) | 12/01/2015 on A bit of lies.... | +20 |
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dannyredwizard (12/01/2015) [-]  **dannyredwizard rolled image** People reference the jar more often than they reference Monty Python. | ||
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secretdestroyers (11/25/2013) [-] Good call, mate. I had a nice laugh with your username...
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thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [-] Good day. Have you accepted Slaanesh as your lord and drug dealer yet?
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secretdestroyers (03/27/2013) [-] Like...0 minutes ago. Well, it wasn't me, that's for damn sure!
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chiktikkavaspaus (03/27/2013) [-] Says 0 minutes for me too........................you must have a ton of people on your profile just waiting to.........flag stuff.......
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secretdestroyers (03/27/2013) [-] Maybe Fj just won't let you post things if they've been flagged already. Btw, you haven't gotten banned yet?
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chiktikkavaspaus (03/27/2013) [-] I know........strange..........it's like it's rigged or something..........
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jettripleseven (11/05/2012) [-] walt kills mike and hank finds out about the meth business while on the toilet
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muzikmafia (11/05/2012) [-] And what's weird is that you didn't even open a troll account, you have time invested here.
Just want to watch the world burn?
Just want to watch the world burn?
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muzikmafia (11/05/2012) [-] Hey troll
I bet you're a 13 year old who's daddy just allowed him free reign of the internet and decided the first thing he'd do would be to mess with strangers.
Eat a dick
I bet you're a 13 year old who's daddy just allowed him free reign of the internet and decided the first thing he'd do would be to mess with strangers.
Eat a dick
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robbydarko (11/05/2012) [-]
You're a bloody cunt. May the man that murders you have mercy on your ungreatful soul
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secretdestroyers (11/05/2012) [-] Well, if you live or go to college in Vermont, you could figure that out relatively quick....good luck!
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parttimepimp (11/05/2012) [-] I will find you, and then rape your living soul with movie spoilers.
