secretdestroyers
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| Gender: | male |
| Age: | 114 |
| Date Signed Up: | 9/06/2012 |
| Last Login: | 1/12/2016 |
| Location: | Vermont |
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latest user's comments
| #6 - Also, yes. | 12/17/2015 on Roasted in the fires of hell | 0 |
| #2 - What if he's gay? [+] (3 new replies) | 12/17/2015 on "I don't find him attractive" | +21 |
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hasinvadedyou (12/17/2015) [-]  | ||
| #10 - Funnyjunk's fw they thumb this up instead of roasting you... | 12/17/2015 on First OC-Comic | +24 |
| #5 - Picture [+] (1 new reply) | 12/17/2015 on actually happened at work | +4 |
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| #4 - <---For the American version of this joke, substitute these… [+] (3 new replies) | 12/17/2015 on Roasted in the fires of hell | +1 |
 And the Chicago Cubs haven't won a World Series since the Ottoman Empire still existed, and haven't been in one since 1945, yet they still have fans. That's loyalty to a team. | ||
| #13 - Comment deleted | 12/16/2015 on In case of a Bull attack...... | +1 |
| #33 - Evidence locker, ***** ! | 12/16/2015 on Latest Simpsons Pretty Good | +4 |
| #32 - Anon's FW... | 12/16/2015 on Fiery Roll | 0 |
| #34 - I really hope they end up remaking that...though, there weren'… | 12/16/2015 on If Harry was American | +3 |
| #1 - Mfw I lose my glasses and have to go out in public... | 12/15/2015 on Glasses | +39 |
| #16 - With what I'm writing right now, I'm a little more towards the… | 12/15/2015 on Satin | 0 |
| #13 - I needed context for this gif, that was the first thing that p… | 12/15/2015 on When the drill sergeant... | +1 |
| #40 - Nope, he told that story. Watch "Terrifying Times," … | 12/15/2015 on Soon | 0 |
| #43 - **secretdestroyers used "*roll picture*"** **secretdestroye… | 12/14/2015 on When you find your fetish | +3 |
| #31 - I have no idea why I read the first seagull's words in Frank U… | 12/14/2015 on original repost | 0 |
| #10 - Picture | 12/14/2015 on Office Romance | +2 |
| #27 - Wales/New Zealand | 12/14/2015 on ALOHA | +34 |
| #27 - Hurley, what the bloody hell are you even talking about? | 12/14/2015 on Feminizm explained! | +4 |
| #34 - Attachment is forbidden, possession is forbidden. So, I'm gues… [+] (8 new replies) | 12/14/2015 on Maul's Letter | +2 |
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anon (12/18/2015) [-] iirc George Lucas himself was asked about this and basically said exactly that: sex without any commitment is fine, and hell, sometimes the Jedi even make exceptions to their own rules. Point and case: Master Ki-Adi-Mundi, a high council member belonging to a race with an absurdly low birth race, who has multiple wives for that reason alone.  Well, this.... Is she lecturing him while giving him a force hand job?  this information is EU, but jedi are allowed to make love as long as it is purely for the needs of the flesh and contains no hint of attachment to the partner beyond trust and understanding. They must also be monitored by a force sensitive knight/master during, before and after the act to ensure no attachments of love are made. -S.W.T.O.R (game) Jedi may also marry and procreate if there is need to do so. (for example; Jedi Master Ki-Adi-Mundi has 5 wives in order to save the species) -Comics Also Obi had a love interest in the clone wars show (official canon) #43 -
anon (12/14/2015) [-] That sounds creepy as shit. "I'm gonna go bang this hotty, could you monitor us?" "Sure bro, you hit that." yeah it's fucked but it's safe. Stops people falling to the dark side. | ||
| #124 - Build a hut.... ....out of their corpses | 12/13/2015 on Anon is stranded | +2 |
| #301 - Oh also, I use adblock. Go **** yourself, admin! | 12/13/2015 on Mods give funny ban message | 0 |
| #300 - ******* ? | 12/13/2015 on Mods give funny ban message | 0 |
| #19 - **** I forgot about that. And people rip on the Marvel … [+] (2 new replies) | 12/12/2015 on deleted scene | 0 |
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| #14 - The emperor had the cloning facilities shut down and pos… [+] (4 new replies) | 12/12/2015 on deleted scene | 0 |
 But then you forget about all those clones the emperor made of himself on bastion and then theres the Clone Facility on Wayland that Thrawn found of the emperors. Shit I forgot about that. And people rip on the Marvel Cinematic universe for not actually "killing off" major characters (not heroes at least) | ||
| #36 - So, basically, if scientists and engineers here on Earth had a… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/12/2015 on It's not worthy | 0 |
 If we had access to Asgardian magitek without the thousands of years of honorable warrior culture and racial unity the Asgardians have known, we would probably destroy the fucking universe fighting each other. The Asgardians are one people, mostly unified in purpose. Compared to them we're a bunch of disparate tribes squabbling over material wealth. | ||
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secretdestroyers (11/25/2013) [-] Good call, mate. I had a nice laugh with your username...
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thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [-] Good day. Have you accepted Slaanesh as your lord and drug dealer yet?
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secretdestroyers (03/27/2013) [-] Like...0 minutes ago. Well, it wasn't me, that's for damn sure!
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chiktikkavaspaus (03/27/2013) [-] Says 0 minutes for me too........................you must have a ton of people on your profile just waiting to.........flag stuff.......
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secretdestroyers (03/27/2013) [-] Maybe Fj just won't let you post things if they've been flagged already. Btw, you haven't gotten banned yet?
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chiktikkavaspaus (03/27/2013) [-] I know........strange..........it's like it's rigged or something..........
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jettripleseven (11/05/2012) [-] walt kills mike and hank finds out about the meth business while on the toilet
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muzikmafia (11/05/2012) [-] And what's weird is that you didn't even open a troll account, you have time invested here.
Just want to watch the world burn?
Just want to watch the world burn?
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muzikmafia (11/05/2012) [-] Hey troll
I bet you're a 13 year old who's daddy just allowed him free reign of the internet and decided the first thing he'd do would be to mess with strangers.
Eat a dick
I bet you're a 13 year old who's daddy just allowed him free reign of the internet and decided the first thing he'd do would be to mess with strangers.
Eat a dick
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robbydarko (11/05/2012) [-]
You're a bloody cunt. May the man that murders you have mercy on your ungreatful soul
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secretdestroyers (11/05/2012) [-] Well, if you live or go to college in Vermont, you could figure that out relatively quick....good luck!
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parttimepimp (11/05/2012) [-] I will find you, and then rape your living soul with movie spoilers.
