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secretdestroyers

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Date Signed Up:9/06/2012
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#13 - Oh....I was in New Zealand for 6 months, I guess I assumed tha…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/24/2015 on Avengers 0
#21 - skalias (01/25/2015) [-]
New Zealand is basically Australia except they have a different accent and fuck sheep, I don't know why you'd associate them with british countries.
User avatar #22 - secretdestroyers (01/25/2015) [-]
Because, it was founded by the British and still is owned by the British and the Queen of England is still head of state....

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Politics_of_New_Zealand

Educate yourself, nigga!
#23 - skalias (01/25/2015) [-]
The Queen of England is still the head of state in Australia, which is also not independant from Britain like New Zealand. Just because their head of state is The Queen doesn't mean their culture is the same. FUCKING COMMON SENSE CUNT.
User avatar #27 - TheHutchie (01/25/2015) [-]
British-type =/= British

British-esque, Brit-like, Britain influenced, they all mean the same thing and none of them are inaccurate descriptions of Australia and New Zealand.
User avatar #14 - ducksarekawaii (01/24/2015) [-]
Yeah, I find New Zealand and Australia reaaally don't care about it.
#8 - Teacher's FW.... 01/24/2015 on Law teacher +137
#14 - MFW I'm asked to join the Empire.... 01/24/2015 on Star Wars Fan Art Comp +1
#25 - <---My violin's face when I can't play it.... 01/24/2015 on You know you laughed +17
#10 - Offensive to Americans*. Seriously, not many other countries g…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/24/2015 on Avengers 0
User avatar #11 - ducksarekawaii (01/24/2015) [-]
It's pretty offensive to people her in the UK too..
User avatar #26 - TheHutchie (01/25/2015) [-]
Not in Scotland. Among younger people in Scotland, "cunt" is a completely interchangeable word with "person".

We even say "somecunt," "anycunt," "nocunt," "this cunt," etc. etc.
User avatar #13 - secretdestroyers (01/24/2015) [-]
Oh....I was in New Zealand for 6 months, I guess I assumed that all British-type countries were okay with it. Still, felt good to say it casually and not risk getting pummeled!
#21 - skalias (01/25/2015) [-]
New Zealand is basically Australia except they have a different accent and fuck sheep, I don't know why you'd associate them with british countries.
User avatar #22 - secretdestroyers (01/25/2015) [-]
Because, it was founded by the British and still is owned by the British and the Queen of England is still head of state....

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Politics_of_New_Zealand

Educate yourself, nigga!
#23 - skalias (01/25/2015) [-]
The Queen of England is still the head of state in Australia, which is also not independant from Britain like New Zealand. Just because their head of state is The Queen doesn't mean their culture is the same. FUCKING COMMON SENSE CUNT.
User avatar #27 - TheHutchie (01/25/2015) [-]
British-type =/= British

British-esque, Brit-like, Britain influenced, they all mean the same thing and none of them are inaccurate descriptions of Australia and New Zealand.
User avatar #14 - ducksarekawaii (01/24/2015) [-]
Yeah, I find New Zealand and Australia reaaally don't care about it.
User avatar #12 - ducksarekawaii (01/24/2015) [-]
*here

Admin can we have an edit feature on our comments please?
#223 - Is okay, comrade. That stuff did look tasty as **** , though! 01/24/2015 on 2-D Foods I've Always... +1
#221 - Oliver and Company, ***** !  [+] (2 new replies) 01/24/2015 on 2-D Foods I've Always... +1
User avatar #222 - fawnity (01/24/2015) [-]
Well fuck
User avatar #223 - secretdestroyers (01/24/2015) [-]
Is okay, comrade. That stuff did look tasty as fuck, though!
#127 - Ah, cool, thanks! Still, the point is the same: maybe Hulk Hog… 01/24/2015 on Thoughts In The Shower 0
#25 - There's also the fact that most cemetaries in the US bury coff…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/23/2015 on Thoughts In The Shower +16
User avatar #49 - knightbrolaire (01/23/2015) [-]
Most do, yes. The concrete container is called a vault and the lids can be supplemented with wire and rebar or a thick plastic and the lid itself can weight up to six hundred lbs. I make burial vaults for a living.
User avatar #127 - secretdestroyers (01/24/2015) [-]
Ah, cool, thanks! Still, the point is the same: maybe Hulk Hogan's corpse could lift that, but I doubt most could were there to be a reanimation...
#99 - Then...... ******* , perhaps? 01/23/2015 on Bites 0
#25 - Picture 01/23/2015 on (untitled) +3
#64 - Picture 01/23/2015 on (untitled) +3
#17 - Ja, I literally put your parents in ze oven, babe! 01/23/2015 on Babe come over 0
#37 - Picture 01/23/2015 on Le ridiculously photogenic... -3
#25 - Incest: In Space. 01/23/2015 on School yard insults +2
#43 - Neat! 01/23/2015 on Fox at the ATM 0
#70 - It's good to see you out of those chains! 01/23/2015 on Sexual Tension 0
#100 - Butawhiteboy Cantbekahn 01/21/2015 on Celebs +1
#132 - House's face when Foreman tells him he can't do something 01/14/2015 on You got a friend in me 0
#26 - **secretdestroyers used "*roll cah answer*"** **secretdestr… 12/29/2014 on Whose line -1
#95 - Picture 12/29/2014 on original concepts 0
#61 - Apparently it's mainly distributed in the Upper Midwest, but i…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/27/2014 on Too Honest Cliffnotes 0
User avatar #65 - puredeliciousness (12/27/2014) [-]
It's made in Wisconsin, most Leinenkugel's is pretty good, but if you're gonna get some to try, avoid the Berry Weiss. It tastes like beer with a pound of sugar in every bottle. It's way too sweet. Get the Red or Honey Weiss.
User avatar #82 - theezachulator (12/27/2014) [-]
ya i think honey weiss would be the only one id drink regularly
User avatar #91 - saltyfries (12/27/2014) [-]
we meet again fellow Wisconsinite, Honey Weiss is the only beer I tolerate. Although I should try berry weiss because I do not like bitter things and I would like to start sweet then bitter.
#21 - Not that I have any immediate desire to try it 12/26/2014 on Too Honest Cliffnotes 0
#20 - Do they have this in the States? If so, I'm guessing they're n…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/26/2014 on Too Honest Cliffnotes 0
User avatar #25 - theezachulator (12/26/2014) [-]
it was in a multi pack with a couple of good ones so i ended up trying it, i don't know ab other states but we have it here in Wisconsin ( since its made here )
User avatar #61 - secretdestroyers (12/27/2014) [-]
Apparently it's mainly distributed in the Upper Midwest, but is available in limited quantities in other states...I guess I have to find the right liquor store...
User avatar #65 - puredeliciousness (12/27/2014) [-]
It's made in Wisconsin, most Leinenkugel's is pretty good, but if you're gonna get some to try, avoid the Berry Weiss. It tastes like beer with a pound of sugar in every bottle. It's way too sweet. Get the Red or Honey Weiss.
User avatar #82 - theezachulator (12/27/2014) [-]
ya i think honey weiss would be the only one id drink regularly
User avatar #91 - saltyfries (12/27/2014) [-]
we meet again fellow Wisconsinite, Honey Weiss is the only beer I tolerate. Although I should try berry weiss because I do not like bitter things and I would like to start sweet then bitter.
#13 - Family reunion. 12/26/2014 on mulaney +33
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #41 - misanthrizzle (05/03/2014) [-]
ya **** you too buddy
User avatar #39 - phudgepacker (11/25/2013) [-]
i added you because smashing pumpkins
User avatar #40 to #39 - secretdestroyers ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
Good call, mate. I had a nice laugh with your username...
#38 - Common Pepe (11/25/2013) [-]
The world is a vampire..
#37 - thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [-]
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Good day. Have you accepted Slaanesh as your lord and drug dealer yet?
#26 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2013) [-]
Heres that Nasty **** you ordered.





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User avatar #27 to #26 - secretdestroyers ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
Damn it, it got flagged....again.
User avatar #28 to #27 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2013) [-]
Hm.....when does it say it was flagged?
User avatar #29 to #28 - secretdestroyers ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
Like...0 minutes ago. Well, it wasn't me, that's for damn sure!
User avatar #30 to #29 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/27/2013) [-]
Says 0 minutes for me too........................you must have a ton of people on your profile just waiting to.........flag stuff.......
User avatar #31 to #30 - secretdestroyers ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
Maybe Fj just won't let you post things if they've been flagged already. Btw, you haven't gotten banned yet?
User avatar #32 to #31 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/27/2013) [-]
I know........strange..........it's like it's rigged or something..........
User avatar #20 - muzikmafia (11/12/2012) [-]
Are you going to be a good boy tonight, secretdestroyers?
User avatar #21 to #20 - secretdestroyers ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
Maaaayyyybe.
User avatar #18 - paesani (11/05/2012) [-]
I hope you die in a fire.
User avatar #17 - jettripleseven (11/05/2012) [-]
walt kills mike and hank finds out about the meth business while on the toilet
User avatar #16 - badasstoaster (11/05/2012) [-]
I hope you get ****** by thousands of fat greasy men.
User avatar #15 - muzikmafia (11/05/2012) [-]
And what's weird is that you didn't even open a troll account, you have time invested here.

Just want to watch the world burn?
User avatar #14 - muzikmafia (11/05/2012) [-]
Hey troll



I bet you're a 13 year old who's daddy just allowed him free reign of the internet and decided the first thing he'd do would be to mess with strangers.

Eat a dick
User avatar #13 - TuhRainbowLlama (11/05/2012) [-]
hue
#12 - robbydarko (11/05/2012) [-]
You're a bloody cunt. May the man that murders you have mercy on your ungreatful soul
User avatar #10 - shazmothree (11/05/2012) [-]
You're the scum of funnyjunk, cancerous bastard.
#4 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
IF I KNEW WHO YOU WAS I WOULD DO SOMTHING TO YOU
User avatar #9 to #4 - secretdestroyers ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
Well, if you live or go to college in Vermont, you could figure that out relatively quick....good luck!
#11 to #9 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
im from sweden so dont get your hopes up
User avatar #3 - parttimepimp (11/05/2012) [-]
I will find you, and then rape your living soul with movie spoilers.
User avatar #1 - HomerSimpson (11/05/2012) [-]
You're a huge faggot.
User avatar #2 to #1 - secretdestroyers ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
I know....
#5 to #2 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
can you please stop it?
User avatar #7 to #5 - secretdestroyers ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
Yeah, ok, I guess....
#8 to #7 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
THANKS
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