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secretdestroyers

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Date Signed Up:9/06/2012
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#180 - Guy's name is Denis Lawson, he's actually Ewan MacGregor's unc… 12/21/2015 on Star Wars then and now 0
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#10 - Reggie's FW 12/20/2015 on Hacker +6
#20 - Han Solo now....  [+] (6 new replies) 12/20/2015 on Star Wars then and now +49
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#124 - ashesllashes (12/21/2015) [-]
This made me cry
#40 - frostbitcanadian (12/20/2015) [-]
*Actual spoilers*
Me leaving the theater
#201 - hpcghia (12/21/2015) [-]
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#164 - clonedcommando (12/21/2015) [-]
SPOILERS! It was really fucking well done though so I ain't even mad. He went out both striking a blow against the first order and trying to reach his son, he may have failed right now but I believe the weight of his actions will catch up to Ren
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#167 - frostbitcanadian (12/21/2015) [-]
actual spoiler again I KNOWW! I honestly thought Ren was gonna turn to the light but then I had a bad feeling then Han died. I was a little upset that Luke didn't get a line in this episode. A simple "Hello " would of bin good but then they just cut to credits
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#38 - klina (12/20/2015) [-]
at first I was like
*click*
but then i remembered people sometimes use spoilers for actual spoilers

:/
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#8 - Yep, here's a video explaining where it is....  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2015 on Random Image Dump -3
#13 - arrozconleche (12/20/2015) [-]
your "video" sent me here
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#150 - MORE SPOILERS! FINN IS ACTUALLY a ****** .  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2015 on StarWars gave him his youth... +2
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#152 - colax (12/26/2015) [-]
holy shit that made me laugh so hard
#3 - Picture  [+] (32 new replies) 12/19/2015 on Tony Stark asks the right... +454
#7 - privilege (12/19/2015) [-]
sauce?
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#21 - cyberviking (12/19/2015) [-]
Kyle
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#20 - reinbowxdash (12/19/2015) [-]
Johnson
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#19 - afrodemon (12/19/2015) [-]
Ron
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#8 - masterme (12/19/2015) [-]
paul
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#23 - assdoreponyfucker (12/19/2015) [-]
decent movie but too aggressive on the whole converted from religious zealot to atheist plot trope
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#30 - totalcrinos (12/19/2015) [-]
(spoiler alert) You also would convert instanty to an atheist if a friking alien came out of the bathroom yelling at you...
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#38 - thelastamerican (12/19/2015) [-]
Why are Christians not allowed to believe in aliens?
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#39 - totalcrinos (12/19/2015) [-]
I dont think theres something in the bible that says that theres life in other planets....
correct me if I am wrong tough.
#44 - sherlockbatman (12/19/2015) [-]
**sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"**
**sherlockbatman rolled image**
there's also no part of it that says there AREN'T aliens
what's your point?
the bible also doesn't have any opinions on pizza, stock car racing, or cloning
#60 - totalcrinos (12/21/2015) [-]
Whatever float your boat mate...
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#32 - assdoreponyfucker (12/19/2015) [-]
I'm not doubting that, I'm just talking about the stress they put into it. It couldn't have been more unsubtle about it. Not just the fact either
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#34 - totalcrinos (12/19/2015) [-]
It was also a comedy so....dont think too much about that.
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#35 - assdoreponyfucker (12/19/2015) [-]
A comedy drowned in unnecessary political jabs and what I said before.
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#36 - totalcrinos (12/19/2015) [-]
Youre watching too much into it dude.....its like youre trying to catch some deep meanings to a Nicki Minaj song.
#37 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
its a seth mcfarlane movie so no, thats not some secret deep meaning. Its pretty in your face and intentional.
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#41 - GnRNoD (12/19/2015) [-]
No, it's not...
Simon Peg and Nick Frost movie, they even star in it.

I liked the movie didn't look much into political or religious meanings.
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#28 - infinitereaper (12/19/2015) [-]
Because religion itself isn't aggressive? Parents teach their kids to it, take them to church, basically brainwash them. By the time they first learn about science its already too late. It's bullshit.
#48 - thepizzadevourer (12/20/2015) [-]
I mean, my parents are among the most Christian people I know, and the main reason I'm getting a Ph.D in Materials Science is because they encouraged me to. Sure, there are some wackos that believe science is evil or some crap but most Christians see scientific advancement as a great thing.
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#50 - infinitereaper (12/20/2015) [-]
Christianity is not compatible with science however, there are far older religions, everyone thought they were right, everyone thought their religions were true, their gods were real, this modern delusion is no different.

A christian supporting science doesn't make them not wrong.
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#55 - defski (12/20/2015) [-]
Do yourself a favour, and watch this short documentary.

Is Christianity Evil?
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#51 - thepizzadevourer (12/20/2015) [-]
I think your point here is that belief doesn't make you correct. And I would agree with you on that. But isn't it true that you, too, have faith?

For instance, consider the problem of the origin of life. Science has certainly demonstrated that it's possible for amino acids to form, but not proteins, which are necessary for life. That's not even getting into the problem of DNA spontaneously forming. The more we learn about "simple" single cell life, the more we discover it's enormously complex. If you're going to go with the spontaneous origin of life, you have to have faith that life literally created itself. This is a quick overview of the problem, if you care to see my more in-depth comment it's right here: /Complex/funny-pictures/5762791/78#78

Not only that, if you work within the confines of the scientific method you can only disprove the existence of something if you have complete and total knowledge of the system it was thought to exist in. Since we don't have complete and total knowledge of our universe, it's impossible to disprove the existence of a (or many) so-called supernatural beings. You're essentially making the same assumption as any of those ancient religions: namely, that no future discoveries will disprove your beliefs.

And finally, in opposition to your point that Christianity is not compatible with science: why not? I believe God created the world, sure, but it's not a blind faith (you can look here for some of my reasons: /Complex/funny-pictures/5762791/109#109 ). I also believe that he's a god of reason, and that he created this world for us to understand and enjoy logically. Establish dominion, if you will. And I'm not the only Christian that thinks like this, Robert Boyle, Isaac Newton, Gottfried Leibniz, and many others also share this view.

TL;DR: Christianity and science are not incompatible. We may differ in opinion from the scientific establishment on the origin of the universe, but our methods for scientific study are the same. And though you can try to claim the high ground of reason, just realize that even scientific stances require faith as well.
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#53 - infinitereaper (12/20/2015) [-]
Science doesn't require faith; it requires evidence,
religion has no evidence

that's the difference, and as science progresses on, the god of gaps grows ever smaller
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#56 - thepizzadevourer (12/20/2015) [-]
But that's exactly my point. From where I stand, it looks like the evidence is more in favor of a creator than life just spontaneously evolving. If you'd really like a good, honest look at the evidence, I'd strongly suggest the book "The Case for a Creator" by Lee Strobel. He used to be an atheist and a research journalist, but then decided to look at the evidence objectively as possible and ended up coming to the conclusion that the evidence points to the existence of God. It's not perfectly objective, but nothing ever is, and it's the most objective book I've seen on the topic.
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#57 - infinitereaper (12/20/2015) [-]
That isn't evidence, it's false pattern recognition and wishful thinking. You people are so lost in your delusions you've lost the ability to make simple connections and that results in huge leaps of logic. Sorry, but all modern evidence points to no grand design, just the laws and forces of nature. Everything in science has at least some evidence, no newborn religion has even a lick. Even if the universe was created, it would have absolutely nothing to do with men or their religions. I suggest you think about that.
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#58 - thepizzadevourer (12/20/2015) [-]
You accuse me of making huge leaps of logic, when science has no tenable explanation for how life began. Not only that, but all observed genetic mutations, even beneficial ones, have resulted in a loss, not a gain, of information.

Look, I'm not asking you to convert to my point of view or anything. I'm simply stating that if you want to take a truly scientific stance on this, you need to consider all the evidence before you draw your own conclusions. You're dismissing my points out of hand instead of taking an honest look. Alternatively, you're pointing to ignorant people who share my beliefs and claiming that therefore I must be ignorant too. I'm simply asking you to consider the evidence put forth by educated, well-reasoned people before you write off my entire viewpoint.

And here's one final point to consider: your claim that "Even if the universe was created, it would have absolutely nothing to do with men or their religions" is simply incorrect. If the universe was indeed created, it has profound implications. It means we aren't the ultimate authority in the universe, that there may be a purpose to our world, it may even mean there are morals or a way of life we should hold to. At the very least, it leads us to the discomforting conclusion that there are beings (or a being) in this universe vastly more powerful than us. I would submit to you that, in a way, you are just as biased on this topic as I, because if it does turn out a god does exist, it throws your entire way of life into question.

TL;DR: All I'm asking you to do is look at some evidence. Heck, if you want me to, I'll buy the book and sent it to your door. You can agree with it or not, but if you refuse to even consider it I don't think you can claim to have an objective or scientific opinion.
#59 - infinitereaper (12/20/2015) [-]
This is exactly what I'm talking about. The "God of Gaps" will close in a matter of time. Sure, we don't know exactly how life began-yet. But there was also a time we didn't know whether or milky way was the entire universe or actually just one galaxy in a universe full of galaxies. We do have theories, such as organic matter forming chemically, binding, it is thought that all life first began when RNA formed and could replicate itself. If that is the case it was only a matter of time before DNA and cells formed. Loss of information? Creatures evolve through natural selection, and as far as we can tell become increasingly complex. RNA, DNA, cells, branching off into fungi, plants, animals, etc. Did you know that humans have 46 pairs of chromosomes? The Ophioglossum (a fern) has 1,260 pairs. It's not even about the DNA itself, it's how it's used.

I did consider your viewpoint, when I was 12. The conclusion was the same as it was then as it is now. There is absolutely no evidence for creationism, even less for religion, and current evidence suggests the opposite. The complexity of the universe exists because it just happens to be somewhat complex. That's all their is to it. A random roll of the dice. In fact, theoretical physics suggest that our universe could have easily come from nothing, according to Stephen hawking, or it could have been a collision of two "planes" which created the universe, or the big bang model, there are several theories.

Do you even realize the big bang model is the most successful and evidence backed and proven theories around there? It successfully predicts the critical density of the universe, background radiation maps match up, even the ratio of hydrogen to helium, inflation, etc. In the beginning, the forces of nature are thought to have frozen out from each other, for example electromagnetism and the weak force were once one force, and as the model goes all forces, including gravity where once a part of a superforce. Things only got "complicated" because it split up into many pieces and moving parts. You don't need a god for that.

There statistically, are higher beings in this universe, other lifeforms, some just as stupid to think their gods are just as real as some of ours. Some perhaps, closer to being gods than anyone else.

You are not special. This planet is not unique. Life isn't anything you could attribute to human values-life just is. things just are. The universe is mostly dark, 99.99% space. According to theoretical physics I've learned about, it's highly likely that our universe only exists because we got lucky.

For example, if you think of it like a radio, reality that is, there are an endless sea of frequencies, lets say each frequency is a plane of existence, all are slightly different, but a few can support atoms and matter and shit like in our own universe. this means that we just got lucky. 1 out of 100 frequencies might support life.

This is logical. Our universe itself only has a handful of planets that can support life under the right conditions, it's just pure chance. When the universe is so big, even the rarest of events ought to occur. It doesn't mean or prove anything other than luck.

What I need you to realize is that you're utterly delusional and full of nonsense. There is even evidence for dark matter, it's literally based upon the fact that orbital velocities of stars are highly uniform throughout a galaxy, meaning that, there's actually 75% more matter than we can even detect. It's a big ass mystery, but only because evidence exist.

there's not even a lick of evidence for creationism, because it can be explained with several other hypothesizes or models, in reality, you could claim anything is proof of anything, but like philosophy concluding that "rains generate worms" you're probably just sorely mistaken. Worms after rain is not proof that rain creates worms, in reality, rain saturates the soil which makes worms come above ground.

faulty logic
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#42 - defski (12/19/2015) [-]
Christianity doesn't mean anti-science, dumbass.
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#49 - infinitereaper (12/20/2015) [-]
Yes it does you zealots
#52 - lilRican (12/20/2015) [-]
>Disagreeing automatically makes you religious
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#29 - assdoreponyfucker (12/19/2015) [-]
Protestant church yes. Protestant Christians makes us Orthodox/Catholic master race look like horse shit. Same thing with feminism, the outspoken minority (protestant) makes the normal majority look bad (St Peter originated denominations) I can talk a lot on the subject but I don't have the time at the moment.
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#25 - defski (12/19/2015) [-]
Agreed.
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#6 - That's true, though it is a cartoon, so there's not as much fo…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2015 on homer smrt +3
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#15 - drtrousersnake (12/18/2015) [-]
before that Krusty was Homer's secret life
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#7 - gittons (12/17/2015) [-]
true.
still wish they would not dumb the characters down every year.
#4 - Let's not forget this ***** spoke four languages at onc…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/17/2015 on homer smrt +120
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#5 - gittons (12/17/2015) [-]
if some episodes are canon he is a genius who made himself retarded va ramming a crayon
in his brain.
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#44 - redrepeater (12/18/2015) [-]
If we want to go down that route then all male Simpsons are born smart and get retarded as they grow older.
There is no point in debating Simpsons anymore because I know that there is a lot of future episodes where they contradict each other.
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#6 - secretdestroyers (12/17/2015) [-]
That's true, though it is a cartoon, so there's not as much for canon. I mean, they originally had Krusty the Clown's origins be that he was a street mime in Tuplo, Mississippi (Season 1) but then had a whole episode in season three about his Jewish origins and never mentioned that he was a mime once...
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#15 - drtrousersnake (12/18/2015) [-]
before that Krusty was Homer's secret life
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#7 - gittons (12/17/2015) [-]
true.
still wish they would not dumb the characters down every year.
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#5 - ihateeverybodytoo (12/17/2015) [-]
most costumers are total shit. That's why I try to act extra nice if at all possible.
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User avatar #44 - gugek (06/10/2015) [-]
have a great day today
User avatar #41 - misanthrizzle (05/03/2014) [-]
ya **** you too buddy
User avatar #39 - phudgepacker ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
i added you because smashing pumpkins
User avatar #40 to #39 - secretdestroyers (11/25/2013) [-]
Good call, mate. I had a nice laugh with your username...
#38 - anon (11/25/2013) [-]
The world is a vampire..
#37 - thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [-]
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Good day. Have you accepted Slaanesh as your lord and drug dealer yet?
#26 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2013) [-]
Heres that Nasty **** you ordered.





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User avatar #27 to #26 - secretdestroyers (03/26/2013) [-]
Damn it, it got flagged....again.
User avatar #28 to #27 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2013) [-]
Hm.....when does it say it was flagged?
User avatar #29 to #28 - secretdestroyers (03/27/2013) [-]
Like...0 minutes ago. Well, it wasn't me, that's for damn sure!
User avatar #30 to #29 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/27/2013) [-]
Says 0 minutes for me too........................you must have a ton of people on your profile just waiting to.........flag stuff.......
User avatar #31 to #30 - secretdestroyers (03/27/2013) [-]
Maybe Fj just won't let you post things if they've been flagged already. Btw, you haven't gotten banned yet?
User avatar #32 to #31 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/27/2013) [-]
I know........strange..........it's like it's rigged or something..........
User avatar #20 - muzikmafia (11/12/2012) [-]
Are you going to be a good boy tonight, secretdestroyers?
User avatar #21 to #20 - secretdestroyers (11/12/2012) [-]
Maaaayyyybe.
User avatar #18 - paesani (11/05/2012) [-]
I hope you die in a fire.
User avatar #17 - jettripleseven (11/05/2012) [-]
walt kills mike and hank finds out about the meth business while on the toilet
User avatar #16 - badasstoaster (11/05/2012) [-]
I hope you get ****** by thousands of fat greasy men.
User avatar #15 - muzikmafia (11/05/2012) [-]
And what's weird is that you didn't even open a troll account, you have time invested here.

Just want to watch the world burn?
User avatar #14 - muzikmafia (11/05/2012) [-]
Hey troll



I bet you're a 13 year old who's daddy just allowed him free reign of the internet and decided the first thing he'd do would be to mess with strangers.

Eat a dick
User avatar #13 - TuhRainbowLlama (11/05/2012) [-]
hue
#12 - robbydarko (11/05/2012) [-]
You're a bloody cunt. May the man that murders you have mercy on your ungreatful soul
User avatar #10 - shazmothree (11/05/2012) [-]
You're the scum of funnyjunk, cancerous bastard.
#4 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
IF I KNEW WHO YOU WAS I WOULD DO SOMTHING TO YOU
User avatar #9 to #4 - secretdestroyers (11/05/2012) [-]
Well, if you live or go to college in Vermont, you could figure that out relatively quick....good luck!
#11 to #9 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
im from sweden so dont get your hopes up
User avatar #3 - parttimepimp (11/05/2012) [-]
I will find you, and then rape your living soul with movie spoilers.
User avatar #1 - HomerSimpson (11/05/2012) [-]
You're a huge faggot.
User avatar #2 to #1 - secretdestroyers (11/05/2012) [-]
I know....
#5 to #2 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
can you please stop it?
User avatar #7 to #5 - secretdestroyers (11/05/2012) [-]
Yeah, ok, I guess....
#8 to #7 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
THANKS
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