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Date Signed Up:9/06/2012
Last Login:7/13/2014
Location:Vermont
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Highest Content Rank:#5244
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#52 - Isn't that basically how many cultural norms get formed? Remem… 05/28/2014 on size 0
#1 - FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/27/2014 on death -29
#17 - suchusername (05/27/2014) [-]
Do i have a vision problem if i see the exclamatuin marks light light green?
#15 - kantushugger (05/27/2014) [-]
I want just a few more !s so it lines up with that space
#14 - anonymous (05/27/2014) [-]
congratulations!
Here have a red thumb.
#9 - nekaz (05/27/2014) [-]
ralph does not find this amusing
#8 - vikingesnumerouno (05/27/2014) [-]
#7 - gaminggenus (05/27/2014) [-]
#6 - anonymous (05/27/2014) [-]
LOL1!11!1!!!!!kkkkkkkkkkkkk
User avatar #5 - mulciber (05/27/2014) [-]
k
User avatar #2 - deathweaver (05/27/2014) [-]
!
User avatar #4 - plumotje (05/27/2014) [-]
!!!!!!!1111
#10 - Not to mention lifelong PTSD! 05/27/2014 on Charlie and The Sweatshop... +2
#27 - FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2014 on When OP stickies a negative... -10
#32 - prohibullion (05/27/2014) [-]
I say good jarb there, hamster.
#112 - We are all slovenly animals who eat from the same trough of ga… 05/27/2014 on It's only racist if you are... +1
#170 - This unpopular opinion puffin is being used for it's actual pu…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2014 on Evolution +1
#184 - guanyu (05/27/2014) [-]
Is that how it works? Well then I should make an "asshole anteater" so I can be an asshole all the time.
#36 - I say that now whenever I encounter a first world problem. Lik… 05/26/2014 on phrasing +2
#4 - FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!… 05/26/2014 on Thumbing down a new post -1
#477 - ALLAH!!! 05/26/2014 on Let's make a story. 0
#18 - I will admit, if this makes it to the front page, it will be a…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2014 on Whenever I hear this joke +1
User avatar #60 - popnotes (05/26/2014) [-]
Lol it made front page
#91 - Still, one would think a hero would want to defeat the bad guy… 05/24/2014 on Superman is a jerk 0
#34 - Saving the world while destroying half of it to kill General Z…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/23/2014 on Superman is a jerk 0
User avatar #73 - azumeow (05/23/2014) [-]
Saving the world by only letting half of it get destroyed by the guy who literally wanted to end all life on Earth.
User avatar #91 - secretdestroyers (05/24/2014) [-]
Still, one would think a hero would want to defeat the bad guy without any civilian casualties whatsoever....but I know it's not that simple.

Call it naivete, wishful thinking, whatever...
#15 - No, goddamn it, that's Oprah!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2014 on Law abiding white citizen 0
User avatar #19 - olesc (05/23/2014) [-]
Oprah is the one who voiced Ellie in Ice age you idiot
#9 - Black skin, white neighborhood = dead. Can't fl… 05/23/2014 on True courage +10
#916 - K. 05/22/2014 on FJ will shut down in 1 week 0
#898 - I come bearing proof of girlfriend-have! (I'm the one on the left). 05/22/2014 on FJ will shut down in 1 week 0
#9 - Step 1: Drink the Rhianna Step 2: **** t… 05/21/2014 on Who Wore It Better?! +5
#14 - You're both wrong, that is clearly Oprah, the Secretary Genera… 05/21/2014 on A pretty fresh baby... +7
#35 - Well, hymans can break fairly easily, my gf believes that she …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2014 on The Most Accurate... 0
#49 - englishteapot (05/20/2014) [-]
they don't 'break' though, they tear...its not like a seal you have to break open or else you wouldn't be able to menstruate
#22 - Picture 05/20/2014 on Just a story. +1
#17 - Picture 05/20/2014 on Pizza 0
#21 - Picture 05/19/2014 on Influence 0
#45 - Boston University, for one. It was one of the reasons why I cr…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/19/2014 on Scumbag College 0
User avatar #68 - hellboundstrength (05/19/2014) [-]
how many people got to that university? cause depending on the amount. the amount of profit they get can range from " meh we got a couple hundred K to use on better uprgrades" to " nigga these books better be made from gold and these beds made outta the softest most comfortable material known to man and we better have brand new pc's with maxed out performance specs."
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User avatar #52 - theblacksheep (05/19/2014) [-]
That seems so high. I was thinking about one that was around 36k and I thought that pricey (Iowa has pretty low instate tuition).
User avatar #54 - mkoala (05/19/2014) [-]
I live in New York and the cheapest option for someone to go to college here would be community college; second one being city college(CUNY), third state college(SUNY), and last but not least private, which is the priciest. It's something worth considering if you don't come from an upper class family..
User avatar #55 - theblacksheep (05/19/2014) [-]
I've heard some stories about pricey college but it just hasn't really hit us yet. I know over in Illinois it's more expensive for the state schools but we've been consistently under/around 20k for tuition plus the housing, books, etc. It's worth it if you can deal with living in Iowa.
User avatar #58 - mkoala (05/19/2014) [-]
Never been to the west, what's it like?
User avatar #62 - theblacksheep (05/19/2014) [-]
Extremely average culturally and economically(for the US). The weather ranges from 100 degrees to blizzard so that's a downer. Everyone waves and shit, supper nice place to raise a family and such. What about the East Coast? I've been to NYC for a week but that's about it.
User avatar #81 - mkoala (05/19/2014) [-]
Haha people here are complete assholes. Everyone who comes here (from other states or outside the US) says so. I'm not from here and I agree. It's very diverse in both meanings of the word and life is very fast paced in New York City(which is where I go to college), and that's probably one of the few things I truly like about it. So to sum it up, it's fun to visit, but I definitely wouldn't want to live here my entire life (perhaps maybe a different, wealthier neighborhood might change my mind).
User avatar #95 - theblacksheep (05/19/2014) [-]
That's how I understood it when I was there. I learned that if you're in the service industry and mess up you'll hear about it real quick. People are assholes everywhere it's just displayed differently. In Iowa nothing is shared allowed, it's all in the rumor mill and talked about behind closed doors. Confrontation isn't something Iowans do very often so I was relieved to see people just saying how they felt when I went to NYC.
User avatar #96 - mkoala (05/19/2014) [-]
ha well that sounds annoying
User avatar #56 - mkoala (05/19/2014) [-]
I was looking to go to a SUNY school and tuition there would have been around 10k $ with housing included but ended up getting the cheaper deal in a college in NYC where my tuition is 3-3.5k $ and I rent a room outside of the institution
#45 - 1. The ability to dodge fatherhood 2. The ability to shoot…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2014 on Checkmate atheist +45
User avatar #59 - vortexrain (05/19/2014) [-]
fingertips nipples
#6 - Here's a link:  [+] (7 new replies) 05/18/2014 on How The Average Man Thinks -8
#47 - bongldr (05/18/2014) [-]
thanks brother
User avatar #11 - theugandanhero (05/18/2014) [-]
60 spins
get on my level scrubs
#33 - trulydeath (05/18/2014) [-]
103 spins nigger
#15 - onewithpokerface (05/18/2014) [-]
Not even five minutes ago and already relevant
#21 - thebaseballexpert (05/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #22 - onewithpokerface (05/18/2014) [-]
This is going to be the new thing isn't it
User avatar #23 - thebaseballexpert (05/18/2014) [-]
hopefully not

i spent an hour redo-ing it in paint. i don't wanna do it 5 times a day to different pitures

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User avatar #41 - misanthrizzle (05/03/2014) [-]
ya **** you too buddy
User avatar #39 - phudgepacker (11/25/2013) [-]
i added you because smashing pumpkins
User avatar #40 to #39 - secretdestroyers (11/25/2013) [-]
Good call, mate. I had a nice laugh with your username...
#38 - anonymous (11/25/2013) [-]
The world is a vampire..
#37 - thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [-]
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Good day. Have you accepted Slaanesh as your lord and drug dealer yet?
#26 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2013) [-]
Heres that Nasty **** you ordered.





This image was flagged 0 minutes ago
User avatar #27 to #26 - secretdestroyers (03/26/2013) [-]
Damn it, it got flagged....again.
User avatar #28 to #27 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2013) [-]
Hm.....when does it say it was flagged?
User avatar #29 to #28 - secretdestroyers (03/27/2013) [-]
Like...0 minutes ago. Well, it wasn't me, that's for damn sure!
User avatar #30 to #29 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/27/2013) [-]
Says 0 minutes for me too........................you must have a ton of people on your profile just waiting to.........flag stuff.......
User avatar #31 to #30 - secretdestroyers (03/27/2013) [-]
Maybe Fj just won't let you post things if they've been flagged already. Btw, you haven't gotten banned yet?
User avatar #32 to #31 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/27/2013) [-]
I know........strange..........it's like it's rigged or something..........
User avatar #20 - muzikmafia (11/12/2012) [-]
Are you going to be a good boy tonight, secretdestroyers?
User avatar #21 to #20 - secretdestroyers (11/12/2012) [-]
Maaaayyyybe.
User avatar #18 - paesani (11/05/2012) [-]
I hope you die in a fire.
User avatar #17 - jettripleseven (11/05/2012) [-]
walt kills mike and hank finds out about the meth business while on the toilet
User avatar #16 - badasstoaster (11/05/2012) [-]
I hope you get ****** by thousands of fat greasy men.
User avatar #15 - muzikmafia (11/05/2012) [-]
And what's weird is that you didn't even open a troll account, you have time invested here.

Just want to watch the world burn?
User avatar #14 - muzikmafia (11/05/2012) [-]
Hey troll



I bet you're a 13 year old who's daddy just allowed him free reign of the internet and decided the first thing he'd do would be to mess with strangers.

Eat a dick
User avatar #13 - TuhRainbowLlama (11/05/2012) [-]
hue
#12 - robbydarko (11/05/2012) [-]
You're a bloody **** . May the man that ******* you have mercy on your ungreatful soul
User avatar #10 - shazmothree (11/05/2012) [-]
You're the scum of funnyjunk, cancerous bastard.
#4 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
IF I KNEW WHO YOU WAS I WOULD DO SOMTHING TO YOU
User avatar #9 to #4 - secretdestroyers (11/05/2012) [-]
Well, if you live or go to college in Vermont, you could figure that out relatively quick....good luck!
#11 to #9 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
im from sweden so dont get your hopes up
User avatar #3 - parttimepimp (11/05/2012) [-]
I will find you, and then rape your living soul with movie spoilers.
User avatar #1 - HomerSimpson (11/05/2012) [-]
You're a huge ****** .
User avatar #2 to #1 - secretdestroyers (11/05/2012) [-]
I know....
#5 to #2 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
can you please stop it?
User avatar #7 to #5 - secretdestroyers (11/05/2012) [-]
Yeah, ok, I guess....
#8 to #7 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
THANKS
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