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Gender: male
Age: 113
Date Signed Up:9/06/2012
Last Login:12/18/2014
Location:Vermont
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#5684
Comment Ranking:#3757
Highest Content Rank:#5244
Highest Comment Rank:#77
Content Thumbs: 592 total,  757 ,  165
Comment Thumbs: 29271 total,  36306 ,  7035
Content Level Progress: 30% (3/10)
Level 55 Content: Sammich eater → Level 56 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 32.2% (322/1000)
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Subscribers:1
Content Views:49023
Times Content Favorited:40 times
Total Comments Made:5903
FJ Points:28193

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#19 - Well, given all the money/assets that he lost in the divorce, …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2014 on mo' money, mo' bitches -1
User avatar #44 - brrigg (02/27/2014) [-]
his ex wife is actually higher on the list than he is now.
#67 - Isn't that the same guy from Delocated?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2014 on The fett facts +5
#73 - anonymous (02/27/2014) [-]
It's explained in great detail in one of the books.
It's trustworthy, some guy on the internet told me it was canon.
#26 - That's.....a valid point. 02/27/2014 on buget cuts +1
#15 - Two black guys fighting each other? How original....  [+] (7 new replies) 02/26/2014 on buget cuts +3
#56 - huntergriff (02/27/2014) [-]
But...Darth vader's white under the armor
User avatar #57 - secretdestroyers (02/27/2014) [-]
'Twas merely a snarky joke, my friend.
#71 - anonymous (02/27/2014) [-]
Are you gay? Or are you just British?
User avatar #79 - secretdestroyers (02/27/2014) [-]
Yes.
#58 - anonymous (02/27/2014) [-]
I realize this now.
#23 - slysixtyfourwii (02/26/2014) [-]
Sarcasm? How original
User avatar #26 - secretdestroyers (02/27/2014) [-]
That's.....a valid point.
#28 - Hey thanks, I was gonna look at the comments, but now I don't … 02/26/2014 on This happened to me... 0
#6 - Government's face when you ask them what they're doing... 02/26/2014 on Silly Ron +41
#23 - I'd let him in. There's always room for dat ass in my house! 02/26/2014 on *sigh* +3
#4 - ******** , that is clearly Oprah!  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2014 on Mace Windu hates niggers 0
User avatar #6 - syfygeek (02/26/2014) [-]
Nonsense, everything ever was created by Will Smith. Man's a fuckin genius.
#19 - Kitty's fw Fez made the brown sugar comment... 02/26/2014 on That 70's Show 0
#67 - I'm leaving to do all of that right now. 02/26/2014 on Professional trolling 0
#14 - Mom's fw... 02/26/2014 on Surprise! +9
#64 - She sucked off bronys? Oh, deer lord... 02/26/2014 on BJ Queen +1
#2 - That kinda thing might work on Coach X or Coach Y.....BUT YOU'… 02/25/2014 on poor coach 0
#3 - Lucius Malfoys face every time Draco came to him bitching abou… 02/25/2014 on His father never heared... 0
#6 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2014 on Maximum Overdrive +63
User avatar #33 - failtolawl (02/25/2014) [-]
The show was great and all but seriously? This was way over the top..
#9 - They all sucked complete ass. 02/25/2014 on Spider Cut 0
#7 - Picture 02/25/2014 on My Perfect Man -1
#52 - I prefer the term "brotha," brotha.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2014 on Females +2
#53 - micekill (02/24/2014) [-]
dude...
#29 - It's basically the opposite of what we do with 4chan. Most of …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/24/2014 on Overhead Projector +1
User avatar #34 - donatelo (02/24/2014) [-]
well, tumblr is not solely just for humor...so its no surprise that users here look for the funny. there is alot more serious stuff than funny.
User avatar #30 - OsamaBinLadenz (02/24/2014) [-]
I never realized how fucking true that is.
#4 - How about a dead baby joke thread, anyone? I'll start: …  [+] (14 new replies) 02/24/2014 on That lovely smell +2
User avatar #72 - naldibesti (02/24/2014) [-]
Whats the best part about fucking a dead baby?

its deep throat no matter which hole you use
User avatar #58 - fatspartan (02/24/2014) [-]
What's the difference between a Time Capsule and 20 dead babies?

I don't have a Time Capsule buried in my back yard.
User avatar #33 - killboy (02/24/2014) [-]
How do you stop a baby from drowning?
You take your foot of its head.
#30 - violated (02/24/2014) [-]
What's funnier than a baby going at 200 km/h?

When you stop it with a shovel
User avatar #26 - puffyclouds (02/24/2014) [-]
why do we love dead baby jokes?

they never get old
User avatar #23 - hellomynameisbill (02/24/2014) [-]
What's the difference between a baby and a refrigerator?

you can't store refrigerators in a baby, but you can store babies in a refrigerator
User avatar #19 - yoshibee (02/24/2014) [-]
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?

To see the look on it's face
User avatar #71 - naldibesti (02/24/2014) [-]
How do you get the baby out of the blender?


Nachos
User avatar #13 - grahamcracker (02/24/2014) [-]
How do you get a baby to stop crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.
#9 - anonymous (02/24/2014) [-]
What's the difference between a sandwich and a dead baby?

I don't have sex with a sandwich before I eat it.
#8 - vorarephilia (02/24/2014) [-]
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was chained to a bumper

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
Crib death.

How do you get a baby to run faster?
Chase it with the lawn mower.

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
Bob
User avatar #7 - lostdagame (02/24/2014) [-]
Why do doctors have a bowl of warm water beside them when helping a women birth?

In case of a still born, Soup.
User avatar #6 - apeytona (02/24/2014) [-]
whats worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree

one dead baby nailed to ten trees
#10 - anonymous (02/24/2014) [-]
*better
#11 - I want to be a grandmother nine months from five minutes from now! 02/24/2014 on Mixed Messages Anyone? +18
#14 - Sorry, you immediately lost my attention at "did you just…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/24/2014 on Overhead Projector +1
User avatar #19 - OsamaBinLadenz (02/24/2014) [-]
Tumblr, from what I've heard, isn't all bad, so what confuses me is why they post shit like this on FJ when there's supposedly better stuff.
User avatar #29 - secretdestroyers (02/24/2014) [-]
It's basically the opposite of what we do with 4chan. Most of what's on that site is boring, but the stuff that gets posted here is funny as hell!
User avatar #34 - donatelo (02/24/2014) [-]
well, tumblr is not solely just for humor...so its no surprise that users here look for the funny. there is alot more serious stuff than funny.
User avatar #30 - OsamaBinLadenz (02/24/2014) [-]
I never realized how fucking true that is.
#4 - Make sense, even to me, that did not. 02/24/2014 on I are today good 0
#33 - "Street apartment!" -Paulie Graffin. 02/24/2014 on Favorite Movie Quotes 0
#8 - The print shop needs this sign...  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2014 on Such is life. +150
#25 - sedativechunk (02/24/2014) [-]
Hey man, print shops and web developers are alike. I wouldn't turn away a porn site job just because it was porn. Business is business and the money is always right!

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User avatar #41 - misanthrizzle (05/03/2014) [-]
ya **** you too buddy
User avatar #39 - phudgepacker (11/25/2013) [-]
i added you because smashing pumpkins
User avatar #40 to #39 - secretdestroyers ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
Good call, mate. I had a nice laugh with your username...
#38 - anonymous (11/25/2013) [-]
The world is a vampire..
#37 - thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [-]
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Good day. Have you accepted Slaanesh as your lord and drug dealer yet?
#26 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2013) [-]
Heres that Nasty **** you ordered.





This image was flagged 0 minutes ago
User avatar #27 to #26 - secretdestroyers ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
Damn it, it got flagged....again.
User avatar #28 to #27 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2013) [-]
Hm.....when does it say it was flagged?
User avatar #29 to #28 - secretdestroyers ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
Like...0 minutes ago. Well, it wasn't me, that's for damn sure!
User avatar #30 to #29 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/27/2013) [-]
Says 0 minutes for me too........................you must have a ton of people on your profile just waiting to.........flag stuff.......
User avatar #31 to #30 - secretdestroyers ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
Maybe Fj just won't let you post things if they've been flagged already. Btw, you haven't gotten banned yet?
User avatar #32 to #31 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/27/2013) [-]
I know........strange..........it's like it's rigged or something..........
User avatar #20 - muzikmafia (11/12/2012) [-]
Are you going to be a good boy tonight, secretdestroyers?
User avatar #21 to #20 - secretdestroyers ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
Maaaayyyybe.
User avatar #18 - paesani (11/05/2012) [-]
I hope you die in a fire.
User avatar #17 - jettripleseven (11/05/2012) [-]
walt kills mike and hank finds out about the meth business while on the toilet
User avatar #16 - badasstoaster (11/05/2012) [-]
I hope you get ****** by thousands of fat greasy men.
User avatar #15 - muzikmafia (11/05/2012) [-]
And what's weird is that you didn't even open a troll account, you have time invested here.

Just want to watch the world burn?
User avatar #14 - muzikmafia (11/05/2012) [-]
Hey troll



I bet you're a 13 year old who's daddy just allowed him free reign of the internet and decided the first thing he'd do would be to mess with strangers.

Eat a dick
User avatar #13 - TuhRainbowLlama (11/05/2012) [-]
hue
#12 - robbydarko (11/05/2012) [-]
You're a bloody cunt. May the man that murders you have mercy on your ungreatful soul
User avatar #10 - shazmothree (11/05/2012) [-]
You're the scum of funnyjunk, cancerous bastard.
#4 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
IF I KNEW WHO YOU WAS I WOULD DO SOMTHING TO YOU
User avatar #9 to #4 - secretdestroyers ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
Well, if you live or go to college in Vermont, you could figure that out relatively quick....good luck!
#11 to #9 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
im from sweden so dont get your hopes up
User avatar #3 - parttimepimp (11/05/2012) [-]
I will find you, and then rape your living soul with movie spoilers.
User avatar #1 - HomerSimpson (11/05/2012) [-]
You're a huge faggot.
User avatar #2 to #1 - secretdestroyers ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
I know....
#5 to #2 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
can you please stop it?
User avatar #7 to #5 - secretdestroyers ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
Yeah, ok, I guess....
#8 to #7 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
THANKS
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