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Gender: male
Age: 113
Date Signed Up:9/06/2012
Last Login:12/18/2014
Location:Vermont
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Content Ranking:#5697
Comment Ranking:#3720
Highest Content Rank:#5244
Highest Comment Rank:#77
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Times Content Favorited:40 times
Total Comments Made:5906
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#7 - <---Here's why they won't go outside. 04/02/2014 on What Chelsea? 0
#26 - I need to make sure my gf never, EVER finds out about this....… 04/02/2014 on Has torture gone too far? 0
#40 - Picture 04/02/2014 on Marines returning home 0
#38 - They do. To each other. In the butt.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/02/2014 on Marines returning home +17
#48 - sushirustle (04/02/2014) [-]
But what what, in the butt?
User avatar #39 - teoberry (04/02/2014) [-]
thats a sexual reference
#40 - secretdestroyers (04/02/2014) [-]
#10 - Ya gotta pay the troll toll to get into the boy's hole! … 04/02/2014 on Loki +4
#12 - Well, everyone knows him by sight, you can see him from outer space! 04/02/2014 on Mayor Awesome 0
#52 - Using rage faces, eh? Was still pretty funny, t… 04/02/2014 on The art of trolling.... 0
#2 - Just look at the river, Lennie. Picture the farm we're gonna h… 04/02/2014 on Tears of joy +4
#83 - Depends on which state your in.... 04/02/2014 on American stereotypes are... +1
#18 - Picture 04/02/2014 on The Amanda Show +4
#42 - Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights made a plane...… 04/02/2014 on Horrible jokes part 4 (OC) +2
#55 - That....actually made sense. Never thought… 04/02/2014 on National Prank Radio +3
#54 - Wait, you're just beginning to think this? 04/02/2014 on National Prank Radio +2
#51 - Yeah, it's difficult not to hear it. 04/02/2014 on Meanwhile, in the Black Sea 0
#17 - We have to find out what's under that hatch, Jack. It's destiny.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/02/2014 on Meanwhile, in the Black Sea +19
#31 - spidahridah (04/02/2014) [-]
That unforgettable voice.
User avatar #51 - secretdestroyers (04/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's difficult not to hear it.
#41 - Orc (04/02/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** I don't know his voice.
#40 - I know, right? I mean, who does it with just their ring finger…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/01/2014 on desire to go back home... +34
#152 - deckbox (04/02/2014) [-]
#107 - allinallout (04/02/2014) [-]
dude whore? really? vaginas stretch man you don't just start with what you're finishing at, you start small and work up to the big stuff
User avatar #77 - vortexrain (04/01/2014) [-]
Fucking casuals, not starting with the whole fist, and working down your arm.
#64 - Lost my **** at the Sea World one... 04/01/2014 on I know what I'm gonna do 0
#102 - But, that is also an irrational fear. 03/31/2014 on the first book from best... 0
#101 - I think it still applies. Like, I suffer from ophidiophobia (f… 03/31/2014 on the first book from best... 0
#9 - I have made this special elixir out of lead and pomegranate!  [+] (6 new replies) 03/31/2014 on Stock Photos +53
User avatar #57 - dillweed (03/31/2014) [-]
healing! wellness! LEECHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #48 - wobblewub (03/31/2014) [-]
PUUURIFFYYYY!
#20 - anonymous (03/31/2014) [-]
Friends, I have fresh caught leeches today!
#36 - anonymous (03/31/2014) [-]
Noob leeches are actually healthy they, when they suck out blood they actually give you anti coagulate substance in your blood... learn something from my comment !!! Peon!
#54 - doktorzombie (03/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #16 - projecthelios (03/31/2014) [-]
Its Ideal for the liver!
#11 - Picture 03/31/2014 on As true as can be 0
#91 - The scientific term is "melissophobia" or "apip…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/31/2014 on the first book from best... 0
User avatar #98 - squeemonster (03/31/2014) [-]
I'd be afraid of them even if they didn't have a stinger, it's a irrational fear really.
If someone had one in a jar and announced "this bee is one of those that has no stinger" and let it loose I'd still flip my shit and run like Usain fucking Bolt.
User avatar #102 - secretdestroyers (03/31/2014) [-]
But, that is also an irrational fear.
User avatar #101 - secretdestroyers (03/31/2014) [-]
I think it still applies. Like, I suffer from ophidiophobia (fear of snakes). I don't care if their non-venomous, or de-fanged or what, I can't stand the slithery fucking things. I get spooked around pictures and videos of them too!
#67 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2014 on Fucking Megan +4
#71 - mogolliz (03/30/2014) [-]
#172 - Picture 03/30/2014 on Minecraft Build Compilation +1
#63 - ******* on Ice.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2014 on To everyone currently in... 0
#64 - obviousbaitman (03/30/2014) [-]
Nah couldn't be that actually sounds like a fun movie.

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User avatar #41 - misanthrizzle (05/03/2014) [-]
ya **** you too buddy
User avatar #39 - phudgepacker (11/25/2013) [-]
i added you because smashing pumpkins
User avatar #40 to #39 - secretdestroyers (11/25/2013) [-]
Good call, mate. I had a nice laugh with your username...
#38 - anonymous (11/25/2013) [-]
The world is a vampire..
#37 - thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [-]
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Good day. Have you accepted Slaanesh as your lord and drug dealer yet?
#26 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2013) [-]
Heres that Nasty **** you ordered.





This image was flagged 0 minutes ago
User avatar #27 to #26 - secretdestroyers (03/26/2013) [-]
Damn it, it got flagged....again.
User avatar #28 to #27 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2013) [-]
Hm.....when does it say it was flagged?
User avatar #29 to #28 - secretdestroyers (03/27/2013) [-]
Like...0 minutes ago. Well, it wasn't me, that's for damn sure!
User avatar #30 to #29 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/27/2013) [-]
Says 0 minutes for me too........................you must have a ton of people on your profile just waiting to.........flag stuff.......
User avatar #31 to #30 - secretdestroyers (03/27/2013) [-]
Maybe Fj just won't let you post things if they've been flagged already. Btw, you haven't gotten banned yet?
User avatar #32 to #31 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/27/2013) [-]
I know........strange..........it's like it's rigged or something..........
User avatar #20 - muzikmafia (11/12/2012) [-]
Are you going to be a good boy tonight, secretdestroyers?
User avatar #21 to #20 - secretdestroyers (11/12/2012) [-]
Maaaayyyybe.
User avatar #18 - paesani (11/05/2012) [-]
I hope you die in a fire.
User avatar #17 - jettripleseven (11/05/2012) [-]
walt kills mike and hank finds out about the meth business while on the toilet
User avatar #16 - badasstoaster (11/05/2012) [-]
I hope you get ****** by thousands of fat greasy men.
User avatar #15 - muzikmafia (11/05/2012) [-]
And what's weird is that you didn't even open a troll account, you have time invested here.

Just want to watch the world burn?
User avatar #14 - muzikmafia (11/05/2012) [-]
Hey troll



I bet you're a 13 year old who's daddy just allowed him free reign of the internet and decided the first thing he'd do would be to mess with strangers.

Eat a dick
User avatar #13 - TuhRainbowLlama (11/05/2012) [-]
hue
#12 - robbydarko (11/05/2012) [-]
You're a bloody cunt. May the man that murders you have mercy on your ungreatful soul
User avatar #10 - shazmothree (11/05/2012) [-]
You're the scum of funnyjunk, cancerous bastard.
#4 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
IF I KNEW WHO YOU WAS I WOULD DO SOMTHING TO YOU
User avatar #9 to #4 - secretdestroyers (11/05/2012) [-]
Well, if you live or go to college in Vermont, you could figure that out relatively quick....good luck!
#11 to #9 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
im from sweden so dont get your hopes up
User avatar #3 - parttimepimp (11/05/2012) [-]
I will find you, and then rape your living soul with movie spoilers.
User avatar #1 - HomerSimpson (11/05/2012) [-]
You're a huge faggot.
User avatar #2 to #1 - secretdestroyers (11/05/2012) [-]
I know....
#5 to #2 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
can you please stop it?
User avatar #7 to #5 - secretdestroyers (11/05/2012) [-]
Yeah, ok, I guess....
#8 to #7 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
THANKS
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