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secretdestroyers

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Gender: male
Age: 113
Date Signed Up:9/06/2012
Last Login:5/22/2015
Location:Vermont
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#4211
Highest Content Rank:#5244
Highest Comment Rank:#77
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Content Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 54 Content: Sammich eater → Level 55 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 4.9% (49/1000)
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Subscribers:1
Content Views:49538
Times Content Favorited:39 times
Total Comments Made:6097
FJ Points:28916

latest user's comments

#6 - Well, I would hope that your dick doesn't go through a condom,…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2015 on Slutty Wallet +8
User avatar #10 - wersand (05/18/2015) [-]
Man, condoms breaking fucking blows. Hello $45 day after pill.
User avatar #9 - ohhh (05/18/2015) [-]
Or one good dick.
#4 - Allahu ackbar! !!! 05/17/2015 on Where's Waldo (Infidel... 0
#405 - ************* 05/16/2015 on rename those anons 0
#10 - Oh yes, I loved it. Though the 100 lashes scene was particular…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/15/2015 on Great film 0
User avatar #12 - grimgrey (05/15/2015) [-]
*the end
User avatar #11 - grimgrey (05/15/2015) [-]
I know how you feel. The really had me in tears. I'm happy Matthew won the Oscar but Chiwetal had some amazing acting, better than Leo in Wolf honestly.
#2 - Comment deleted 05/15/2015 on /fit/ -3
#11 - **secretdestroyers used "*roll cah answer*"** **secretdestr…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2015 on War isn't hell +13
User avatar #16 - youngneil (05/15/2015) [-]
At least we know that war is good for Black Friday shopping.
#6 - And then there's this movie, or as I call it "Finding Neg…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/15/2015 on Great film +9
User avatar #9 - grimgrey (05/15/2015) [-]
Fucking masterpiece though.
User avatar #10 - secretdestroyers (05/15/2015) [-]
Oh yes, I loved it. Though the 100 lashes scene was particularly more gruesome to watch when you're in a movie theatre....and I don't shock as easily!
User avatar #12 - grimgrey (05/15/2015) [-]
*the end
User avatar #11 - grimgrey (05/15/2015) [-]
I know how you feel. The really had me in tears. I'm happy Matthew won the Oscar but Chiwetal had some amazing acting, better than Leo in Wolf honestly.
#18 - >Chocolate factory >rolled a pic of Detroit >… 05/14/2015 on Misleading +1
#237 - Picture 05/14/2015 on some men just wanna watch... +1
#11 - Maybe it'll be like in the end credits of 22 Jump Street, wher… 05/14/2015 on So you and all of your... 0
#6 - Am I the only one who thinks the third one actually looks kind…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/13/2015 on So you and all of your... 0
User avatar #10 - gameshredder (05/14/2015) [-]
I love how meta these movies are.

The 2nd movie is a movie about a guy seeing and applying the 1st movie, and the 3rd movie is a movie about guys seeing and applying the 1st and 2nd movie. If the end of this movie isn't a bunch of people watching a movie and getting an idea from watching the 3rd movie, I will be disappointed.
User avatar #11 - secretdestroyers (05/14/2015) [-]
Maybe it'll be like in the end credits of 22 Jump Street, where they'll show parody trailers for future sequels!
#3 - Wouldn't it be funny if Jon Snow just abandoned everything and…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2015 on Just like winter... +11
#16 - anonymous (05/14/2015) [-]
*maester you swine
#14 - Their characters were heavily based on the Marvel Ultimates ve… 05/13/2015 on Spoilers +1
#12 - Was kinda hoping him and Scarlet Witch were gonna bang b…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/13/2015 on Spoilers 0
User avatar #45 - fuckscreennames (05/14/2015) [-]
well considering that in the movie they portray them, by straight up saying it several times mind you, that they're brother and sister....... probs not
User avatar #75 - hotsauceandtoast (05/17/2015) [-]
In the Ultimate Universe, where the characters in film were based off of, Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver are siblings AND lovers.

So.. It wouldn't be that far-fetched.
#13 - hotsauceandtoast (05/13/2015) [-]
They may have, who knows?
User avatar #14 - secretdestroyers (05/13/2015) [-]
Their characters were heavily based on the Marvel Ultimates version, but because of the controversy surrounding that, they obviously left the wincest out.

Grrrrr....
#2 - "Oh, that's not a question I need answered..." -Blac… 05/12/2015 on Plot twist: Black Widow... 0
#16 - Cake doesn't have meat in it... 05/12/2015 on Best Yearbook Caption 0
#89 - Picture 05/12/2015 on The big bang theory +1
#41 - Hold on to that feeeeeeeeling?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2015 on 3D Ultrasound +3
User avatar #42 - thesunpraiser (05/11/2015) [-]
Streetlights, people...
#25 - It's Discount Dimitri Martin....or is Dimitri Martin a discoun… 05/11/2015 on Heaven 0
#24 - That was the point....it was a reference to how most villains … 05/11/2015 on (untitled) +6
#84 - I don't know where I can find any of those....sorry, that refe… 05/09/2015 on fried chicken 0
#230 - I know, but good luck convincing the percentage of the country… 05/09/2015 on College 0
#82 - Hey, to be fair, palpatine threw him out the window. Also, Sam… 05/09/2015 on The shadows of his past 0
#221 - ***** , I'm going to, but I'm registered in NY, so I dou…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2015 on College 0
#222 - larknok (05/09/2015) [-]
If errbody stopped being such bitches and just voted for the guy they felt best represented them, Sanders would win in a landslide. We just gotta believe, bruh.
User avatar #230 - secretdestroyers (05/09/2015) [-]
I know, but good luck convincing the percentage of the country that's butthurt about socialists still. I live in VT, the man's a legend here!
#220 - Actually a lot of places here waive the fee if you apply onlin… 05/09/2015 on College 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #41 - misanthrizzle (05/03/2014) [-]
ya **** you too buddy
User avatar #39 - phudgepacker ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
i added you because smashing pumpkins
User avatar #40 to #39 - secretdestroyers (11/25/2013) [-]
Good call, mate. I had a nice laugh with your username...
#38 - anonymous (11/25/2013) [-]
The world is a vampire..
#37 - thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [-]
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Good day. Have you accepted Slaanesh as your lord and drug dealer yet?
#26 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2013) [-]
Heres that Nasty **** you ordered.





This image was flagged 0 minutes ago
User avatar #27 to #26 - secretdestroyers (03/26/2013) [-]
Damn it, it got flagged....again.
User avatar #28 to #27 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2013) [-]
Hm.....when does it say it was flagged?
User avatar #29 to #28 - secretdestroyers (03/27/2013) [-]
Like...0 minutes ago. Well, it wasn't me, that's for damn sure!
User avatar #30 to #29 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/27/2013) [-]
Says 0 minutes for me too........................you must have a ton of people on your profile just waiting to.........flag stuff.......
User avatar #31 to #30 - secretdestroyers (03/27/2013) [-]
Maybe Fj just won't let you post things if they've been flagged already. Btw, you haven't gotten banned yet?
User avatar #32 to #31 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/27/2013) [-]
I know........strange..........it's like it's rigged or something..........
User avatar #20 - muzikmafia (11/12/2012) [-]
Are you going to be a good boy tonight, secretdestroyers?
User avatar #21 to #20 - secretdestroyers (11/12/2012) [-]
Maaaayyyybe.
User avatar #18 - paesani (11/05/2012) [-]
I hope you die in a fire.
User avatar #17 - jettripleseven (11/05/2012) [-]
walt kills mike and hank finds out about the meth business while on the toilet
User avatar #16 - badasstoaster (11/05/2012) [-]
I hope you get ****** by thousands of fat greasy men.
User avatar #15 - muzikmafia (11/05/2012) [-]
And what's weird is that you didn't even open a troll account, you have time invested here.

Just want to watch the world burn?
User avatar #14 - muzikmafia (11/05/2012) [-]
Hey troll



I bet you're a 13 year old who's daddy just allowed him free reign of the internet and decided the first thing he'd do would be to mess with strangers.

Eat a dick
User avatar #13 - TuhRainbowLlama (11/05/2012) [-]
hue
#12 - robbydarko (11/05/2012) [-]
You're a bloody cunt. May the man that murders you have mercy on your ungreatful soul
User avatar #10 - shazmothree (11/05/2012) [-]
You're the scum of funnyjunk, cancerous bastard.
#4 - azsx ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
IF I KNEW WHO YOU WAS I WOULD DO SOMTHING TO YOU
User avatar #9 to #4 - secretdestroyers (11/05/2012) [-]
Well, if you live or go to college in Vermont, you could figure that out relatively quick....good luck!
#11 to #9 - azsx ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
im from sweden so dont get your hopes up
User avatar #3 - parttimepimp (11/05/2012) [-]
I will find you, and then rape your living soul with movie spoilers.
User avatar #1 - HomerSimpson (11/05/2012) [-]
You're a huge faggot.
User avatar #2 to #1 - secretdestroyers (11/05/2012) [-]
I know....
#5 to #2 - azsx ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
can you please stop it?
User avatar #7 to #5 - secretdestroyers (11/05/2012) [-]
Yeah, ok, I guess....
#8 to #7 - azsx ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
THANKS
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