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secretdestroyers

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 113
Date Signed Up:9/06/2012
Last Login:7/06/2015
Location:Vermont
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#3132
Comment Ranking:#984
Highest Content Rank:#3131
Highest Comment Rank:#77
Content Thumbs: 857 total,  1049 ,  192
Comment Thumbs: 32442 total,  40005 ,  7563
Content Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 76 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 77 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 63.9% (639/1000)
Level 329 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 330 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:1
Content Views:66465
Times Content Favorited:59 times
Total Comments Made:6358
FJ Points:30719

latest user's comments

#74 - Capron falcon and Yoshi, mah ***** 04/23/2015 on Mega Boy 0
#19 - Trainer on the first day of class... 04/21/2015 on Lose weight fast! +2
#48 - Early 70s, different times, I feel as though business regulati… 04/20/2015 on Willy blanka 0
#66 - Okay, the part about General Veers and Walter Donovan being gr… 04/18/2015 on GoT Then and Now 0
#38 - Perhaps he didn't feel it was right that only one of the… 04/18/2015 on filthy casual 0
#6 - Desperate Housewives mentioned, swell with funny one liners an… 04/17/2015 on Happiness 0
#16 - Hitler's birthday, yo! PAR-TAY!!!!! 04/17/2015 on Haha 420 gettit? 0
#52 - Allahu Ackbar? 04/17/2015 on Sophia Vergara 0
#10 - ******* . 04/16/2015 on Parks & Rec -1
#19 - Well, the cloners on Kamino did have to manipulate their genet… 04/16/2015 on Dinner time 0
#34 - Does my insurance cover SJW attacks?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2015 on Do the jingle 0
User avatar #35 - TheHandyMan (04/15/2015) [-]
You're covered
#29 - LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR, STATE FARM IS THERE!  [+] (3 new replies) 04/15/2015 on Do the jingle +2
User avatar #31 - TheHandyMan (04/15/2015) [-]
Hey secretdestroyers
User avatar #34 - secretdestroyers (04/15/2015) [-]
Does my insurance cover SJW attacks?
User avatar #35 - TheHandyMan (04/15/2015) [-]
You're covered
#172 - In regards to the title: I showed up on time for work today so… 04/14/2015 on Feeling tardy? 0
#31 - Well apparently he did work for Monsanto recording corporate t… 04/13/2015 on Poor Alton +1
#20 - **** that, all the homo!!!! 04/12/2015 on cookies +2
#117 - Picture 04/11/2015 on Fat shaming Friday +2
#107 - The White* Power Rangers 04/11/2015 on This is not that... 0
#72 - We've all been there, am I right? 04/11/2015 on The fault in our stars +12
#84 - My face when my name is pat 04/05/2015 on Pat's girlfriend +7
#8 - Ain't got no time for bird thexth, I'm gonna fly... 04/02/2015 on i like it when it fwaps its... +7
#56 - But...what you're saying is that at that point it wouldn't mat…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2015 on Life Hacks 0
User avatar #89 - bobbyembry (04/03/2015) [-]
survivability rate is low, even lower if you were by yourself. You would have to be healthy enough to dig yourself out. I've only every heard an account from one person surviving an avalanche and she suffered broken legs from being slammed and then dragged over outcropping rocks. Rescuers found her because she had equipped an avalanche beacon. She had done everything to a "T", pushed the snow away from her face by doing a "head banging motion" breathed calmly and waited for rescuers to be close enough before she called out for help. Her back was actually in the up position and she said it was weird to see hands coming from behind her when they were digging because her thought was she was laying on her back.
#15 - **secretdestroyers used "*roll picture*"** **secretdestroye…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2015 on sjws 0
#16 - anonymoose (04/02/2015) [-]
We blame the Asians!
#35 - Hey! Ah cah is not gay, you gay!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2015 on Im Interested In The First... +2
#37 - legnak (04/01/2015) [-]
#189 - It was a funny joke, i keked, but could I also has a sticky please? 03/30/2015 on Trigger Warning 0
#58 - Do you want a school shooting? Because that's how you get a sc… 03/28/2015 on April Fool's +4
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#45 - straightpride (06/29/2015) [-]
Sorry, But I'm gunna block you

I don't feel like running into butt mad liberals in the future.

kk
User avatar #44 - gugek (06/10/2015) [-]
have a great day today
#46 to #44 - straightpride (06/29/2015) [-]
LOL

It's the **** fingered faggot who looks like he eats mac and cheese 5 times a day

kek
User avatar #41 - misanthrizzle (05/03/2014) [-]
ya **** you too buddy
User avatar #39 - phudgepacker (11/25/2013) [-]
i added you because smashing pumpkins
User avatar #40 to #39 - secretdestroyers (11/25/2013) [-]
Good call, mate. I had a nice laugh with your username...
#38 - anon (11/25/2013) [-]
The world is a vampire..
#37 - thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [-]
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Good day. Have you accepted Slaanesh as your lord and drug dealer yet?
#26 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2013) [-]
Heres that Nasty **** you ordered.





This image was flagged 0 minutes ago
User avatar #27 to #26 - secretdestroyers (03/26/2013) [-]
Damn it, it got flagged....again.
User avatar #28 to #27 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2013) [-]
Hm.....when does it say it was flagged?
User avatar #29 to #28 - secretdestroyers (03/27/2013) [-]
Like...0 minutes ago. Well, it wasn't me, that's for damn sure!
User avatar #30 to #29 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/27/2013) [-]
Says 0 minutes for me too........................you must have a ton of people on your profile just waiting to.........flag stuff.......
User avatar #31 to #30 - secretdestroyers (03/27/2013) [-]
Maybe Fj just won't let you post things if they've been flagged already. Btw, you haven't gotten banned yet?
User avatar #32 to #31 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/27/2013) [-]
I know........strange..........it's like it's rigged or something..........
User avatar #20 - muzikmafia (11/12/2012) [-]
Are you going to be a good boy tonight, secretdestroyers?
User avatar #21 to #20 - secretdestroyers (11/12/2012) [-]
Maaaayyyybe.
User avatar #18 - paesani (11/05/2012) [-]
I hope you die in a fire.
User avatar #17 - jettripleseven (11/05/2012) [-]
walt kills mike and hank finds out about the meth business while on the toilet
User avatar #16 - badasstoaster (11/05/2012) [-]
I hope you get ****** by thousands of fat greasy men.
User avatar #15 - muzikmafia (11/05/2012) [-]
And what's weird is that you didn't even open a troll account, you have time invested here.

Just want to watch the world burn?
User avatar #14 - muzikmafia (11/05/2012) [-]
Hey troll



I bet you're a 13 year old who's daddy just allowed him free reign of the internet and decided the first thing he'd do would be to mess with strangers.

Eat a dick
User avatar #13 - TuhRainbowLlama (11/05/2012) [-]
hue
#12 - robbydarko (11/05/2012) [-]
You're a bloody cunt. May the man that murders you have mercy on your ungreatful soul
User avatar #10 - shazmothree (11/05/2012) [-]
You're the scum of funnyjunk, cancerous bastard.
#4 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
IF I KNEW WHO YOU WAS I WOULD DO SOMTHING TO YOU
User avatar #9 to #4 - secretdestroyers (11/05/2012) [-]
Well, if you live or go to college in Vermont, you could figure that out relatively quick....good luck!
#11 to #9 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
im from sweden so dont get your hopes up
User avatar #3 - parttimepimp (11/05/2012) [-]
I will find you, and then rape your living soul with movie spoilers.
User avatar #1 - HomerSimpson (11/05/2012) [-]
You're a huge faggot.
User avatar #2 to #1 - secretdestroyers (11/05/2012) [-]
I know....
#5 to #2 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
can you please stop it?
User avatar #7 to #5 - secretdestroyers (11/05/2012) [-]
Yeah, ok, I guess....
#8 to #7 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
THANKS
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