secretdestroyers
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| Gender: | male |
| Age: | 114 |
| Date Signed Up: | 9/06/2012 |
| Last Login: | 1/12/2016 |
| Location: | Vermont |
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latest user's comments
| #16 - Ah, ya beat me to the punch.... Well played, though... | 10/01/2015 on there i fixed it | +2 |
| #49 - I'll take 8! [+] (1 new reply) | 10/01/2015 on How my DnD games go. | +1 |
| #3 - ******* . | 09/29/2015 on New Phone | 0 |
| #3 - "This isn't even my final form..." | 09/29/2015 on Applying for a home loan | +10 |
| #20 - That reminds me of a joke: A guy goes into a bar (I k… [+] (1 new reply) | 09/29/2015 on I want the house meat, all... | +9 |
| #9 - Picture [+] (4 new replies) | 09/28/2015 on I want the house meat, all... | +46 |
| That reminds me of a joke: A guy goes into a bar (I know cliched way to start a joke, right?) and has a beer. A guy next to him turns to him and says "Hey buddy, you like blowjobs?" Guy says "I guess, why?" Other guy says, "There's a woman who lives in the apartment next to this bar who can give the best blowjobs and she sings Amazing Grace perfectly while doing them!" The guy is obviously skeptical. "You mean she can sing even with a dick jammed down her throat?" The other guy says "Hell yeah, she can!" So the guy goes to the apartment next to the bar and knocks on the door. He hears a voice behind the door go "What'dya want?" He says "I heard you can give the best blowjobs while singing Amazing Grace." She says, "Oh, okay, come on in!" So he does but the place is dark, the lights are off. The woman tells him to drop his pants and she'll do it, so he does. True to her word, she gives him a fantastic blowjob all while singing Amazing Grace perfectly, as if an angel were singing it. When he finishes, the guy goes "I gotta ask how are you able to do that?" She asks "Are you sure you really want to know?" He says "Hell yeah!" So she turns on the light and the guy sees her put an eyepatch on her head.... | ||
| #4 - White ******* in Space | 09/28/2015 on Brooklyn 99 | -3 |
| #31 - Picture | 09/28/2015 on Here ya go sir, one perfect... | +1 |
| #15 - "slaughter 6 gook, loop de loop..." | 09/25/2015 on GIFs | +1 |
| #13 - Picture | 09/25/2015 on Detroit | +13 |
| #21 - When ya homie shows you a good time after skipping school but … | 09/25/2015 on Comedy Bronze | 0 |
| #11 - Picture | 09/25/2015 on Robot eat | +23 |
| #29 - She actually did it the absolute madman! | 09/25/2015 on (untitled) | +2 |
| #13 - God, I love British humor... | 09/25/2015 on Gregg | +1 |
| #16 - This is basically that movie in a nutshell.... | 09/24/2015 on So Proud | 0 |
| #9 - **secretdestroyers used "*roll picture*"** **secretdestroye… [+] (1 new reply) | 09/23/2015 on Kelly Rowland full retard | 0 |
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| #64 - Cage's FW... | 09/22/2015 on Kickass Facts Part 13: Luck... | +4 |
| #76 - Well, Vision's an android and, being that he's a newborn, is a… | 09/21/2015 on somethin about a hammer | 0 |
| #53 - Also, Vision ....if you follow the MCU [+] (2 new replies) | 09/21/2015 on somethin about a hammer | 0 |
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anon (09/21/2015) [-] See, that kind of annoyed me, how they made a (small) deal about cap almost lifting the hammer, then here comes this newcomer who does it effortlessly. It just kills any anticipation about Rogers actually lifting the hammer in future movies. Well, Vision's an android and, being that he's a newborn, is almost completly pure of heart and uncorrupted, thus making him worthy. Cap on the other hand, makes the hammer budge but the fact that it only does that might be saying that he he has to prove himself in order to be considered worthy....we just don't know for sure yet... | ||
| #17 - When ya homies take a dead baby joke a little too far... | 09/21/2015 on Costume party | +15 |
| #21 - African American Books | 09/21/2015 on Real Man's Lollipop | +1 |
| #6 - Steve's FW... | 09/20/2015 on Voicemail | +14 |
| #32 - Any man who must costantly say he is right for the job is not … | 09/18/2015 on How to successfuly start a... | 0 |
| #16 - I did indeed know that, which makes me wonder why he was so ke… | 09/18/2015 on Disney's Best possible Evil... | +1 |
| #6 - I liked the prequels.... Except Jar-Jar. … [+] (5 new replies) | 09/17/2015 on Disney's Best possible Evil... | +63 |
 you know the person who played jarjar was black? just making sure you know don't hate me please I did indeed know that, which makes me wonder why he was so keen on playing a more of an ethnic caricature....or at least a character that has been seen as one... | ||
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secretdestroyers (11/25/2013) [-] Good call, mate. I had a nice laugh with your username...
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thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [-] Good day. Have you accepted Slaanesh as your lord and drug dealer yet?
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secretdestroyers (03/27/2013) [-] Like...0 minutes ago. Well, it wasn't me, that's for damn sure!
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chiktikkavaspaus (03/27/2013) [-] Says 0 minutes for me too........................you must have a ton of people on your profile just waiting to.........flag stuff.......
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secretdestroyers (03/27/2013) [-] Maybe Fj just won't let you post things if they've been flagged already. Btw, you haven't gotten banned yet?
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chiktikkavaspaus (03/27/2013) [-] I know........strange..........it's like it's rigged or something..........
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jettripleseven (11/05/2012) [-] walt kills mike and hank finds out about the meth business while on the toilet
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muzikmafia (11/05/2012) [-] And what's weird is that you didn't even open a troll account, you have time invested here.
Just want to watch the world burn?
Just want to watch the world burn?
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muzikmafia (11/05/2012) [-] Hey troll
I bet you're a 13 year old who's daddy just allowed him free reign of the internet and decided the first thing he'd do would be to mess with strangers.
Eat a dick
I bet you're a 13 year old who's daddy just allowed him free reign of the internet and decided the first thing he'd do would be to mess with strangers.
Eat a dick
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robbydarko (11/05/2012) [-]
You're a bloody cunt. May the man that murders you have mercy on your ungreatful soul
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secretdestroyers (11/05/2012) [-] Well, if you live or go to college in Vermont, you could figure that out relatively quick....good luck!
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parttimepimp (11/05/2012) [-] I will find you, and then rape your living soul with movie spoilers.
