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secretdestroyers

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Gender: male
Age: 114
Date Signed Up:9/06/2012
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Vermont
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Highest Comment Rank:#77
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#8 - Everyone's face when you leave out "and propane accessori… 06/09/2013 on propane +102
#25 - **secretdestroyers rolls 67** 06/09/2013 on Secret tactical meeting -2
#68 - More like how it ends. You assumed that none of us had heard o…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2013 on Texts From Superheros 0
#69 - tsukaza (06/09/2013) [-]
Two people out of a lot more? Sounds like the start of a hipster trend. Just that now you've joined it.
#14 - Yes, the Republicans went from being represented by awesome gu… 06/09/2013 on good guys +3
#9 - Jackie Chan. 06/09/2013 on So small and smooth +4
#31 - Doug Benson, I believe...  [+] (3 new replies) 06/09/2013 on Texts From Superheros 0
#60 - tsukaza (06/09/2013) [-]
And this is how a hipster trend happens
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#68 - secretdestroyers (06/09/2013) [-]
More like how it ends. You assumed that none of us had heard of this cat, well, someone did thus it's not a hipster trend anymore.
#69 - tsukaza (06/09/2013) [-]
Two people out of a lot more? Sounds like the start of a hipster trend. Just that now you've joined it.
#6 - More like a friend-concentration camp... 06/09/2013 on "Protecting" 0
#3 - Thwag you thay? 06/09/2013 on Thwag +59
#8 - Because republicans are generally known for not giving a *…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/09/2013 on good guys +128
#205 - anon (06/09/2013) [-]
Or at least that's what the democrats have convince people with the help of the media.
#193 - anon (06/09/2013) [-]
I am republican, and I am the working class. The most ironic thing about democrats is that they would have more money if they were republican. Democrats throw away money and raise taxes to such an alarming rate that it makes upper-upper class, upper-middle class, middle class, and working class suffer just so that the lower class can have a little more.
#144 - anon (06/09/2013) [-]
I don't really see why. Little Caesar's isn't the only conservative chain that takes care of its employees. Chik Fil A pretty much pays for its employees' educations. If used right, that's priceless.
#198 - anon (06/09/2013) [-]
You are going to get downvoted bad because people hate Chik Fil A, why? Because its a Christian company, and here on Funnyjunk everyone hates Christians because they are fat, ugly, slow whited failures who think if there was a God that he should have given them everything in life without having to work for it. I thumbed you up though.
#118 - yomommabinshoppin (06/09/2013) [-]
Implying that my Republican family with only my mother working because this economy sucks and my old father can't find a job that assists his health needs doesnt care about the poor. There are poor republicans too and I have yet to see many Republican bosses that don't care for their employees.
#16 - roarflmao (06/09/2013) [-]
They didn't want to give the employees health insurance, they made a fuckton of bs posts about how fucking bad it was.. They took a fuckton of workers and made them part time or some shit so they wouldn t have to. They were forced and tried to avoid it.. It wasnt because they cared
#30 - anon (06/09/2013) [-]
Yeah. I used to work at little caesars and I can assure you they are in fact a terrible place to work. The only people who are considered "full time" employees are the managers, and they get paid salary and get to choose when they feel like coming in. (Which means they get to leave anytime it looks like we might get busy.) Everyone else they hire works about 34 hours a week(So still technically still part time) at minimum wage, no benefits. And because the managers are never around when it's busy, the minimum wage employees end up running the store half the time, dealing with all of the usual bullshit customers that come in. Ok. Rant over.

To sum it up, Little Caesars can go suck a bag of dicks.
#197 - anon (06/09/2013) [-]
That's called Capitalism. All I heard was that Little Caesars is running their business perfectly and that you are a little failure whinny bitch who only deserves 7.50 an hour while thinking he should get 15.00 an hour because you had to do a little work.
#13 - trollchildxy (06/09/2013) [-]
Which is really, really sad. Because back in Abe's days, and before. The republicans were my personal party of choice. They were very much for small government, and interested in local business.

Now the democrats like big government (Which i hate) and the republicans like big business (Which i also hate)

Fucking saaaad. LOL
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#14 - secretdestroyers (06/09/2013) [-]
Yes, the Republicans went from being represented by awesome guys (Eisenhower, Lincoln, and Teddy Roosevelt) to the fucking morons like Boehner, Bachmann, and Palin.

Then again, Democrats have also been all over the place. We were a lot more conservative in years past, being being largely pro-slavery and pro-segregation. As many mistakes as we've made, I am particularly glad our party is no longer represented by guys like George Wallace!
#37 - Yeah, one of the few, I know. 06/09/2013 on Hearing the ice cream van... 0
#2 - Didn't he say he's been smoking since he was like 14? He quit …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2013 on Joey´s logic +85
#7 - anon (06/09/2013) [-]
think it was 9
#4 - Comment deleted 06/09/2013 on Strangest omegle convo +2
#4 - Club Penguin ban thread anyone? They're always good for a laugh.... 06/09/2013 on Tricks with Fluffy +3
#6 - ****** 06/09/2013 on rfed +5
#25 - Yeah, if you live in or near a suburban area, you're pretty li… 06/09/2013 on Hearing the ice cream van... 0
#23 - There are still a few of 'em around the city where I used to w…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/09/2013 on Hearing the ice cream van... 0
#34 - owmowmow (06/09/2013) [-]
What!? no way, that repo guy sounds awesome.
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#37 - secretdestroyers (06/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, one of the few, I know.
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#24 - supername (06/09/2013) [-]
hmm I shall keep my eyes peeled for future ice cream trucks.
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#25 - secretdestroyers (06/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, if you live in or near a suburban area, you're pretty likely to see one. Though I did see a few roaming the ghetto, so they could be anywhere.
#9 - Dukes.  [+] (13 new replies) 06/08/2013 on Fondle my nipples and call... +1
#10 - fuckmods (06/08/2013) [-]
#11 - timelordeternal (06/08/2013) [-]
#12 - fuckmods (06/08/2013) [-]
yes quite
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#13 - timelordeternal (06/08/2013) [-]
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#14 - fuckmods (06/08/2013) [-]
motherfuck i tried posting that exact gif but it said it was already flagged
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#23 - fuckmods (06/09/2013) [-]
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#15 - timelordeternal (06/08/2013) [-]
Why would it be flagged? They show it on tv, if it's all right on tv one would think that it's all right on here.
#16 - fuckmods (06/08/2013) [-]
because every 12 year old faggot on here get butthurt
#18 - timelordeternal (06/08/2013) [-]
I have something for that.
#21 - fuckmods (06/09/2013) [-]
me too
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#35 - JUST LIKE THEY HID ALL THOSE MIND-READING ASIANS AT AREA 51!! 06/08/2013 on Dinosaurs are always the Best +1
#42 - I WARNED YA! DIDN'T I WARN YA?! THAT COLOURED CHALK WAS FORGED… 06/08/2013 on smart girl +10
#69 - Aw, **** , does that mean I'm eating people whenever I e… 06/08/2013 on The World Is Mine 0
#62 - ....also, I guess....I get percieved as an idiot since they're… 06/08/2013 on The World Is Mine +1
#60 - You got me there. As a journalist, I do like to remain unbiase…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2013 on The World Is Mine +1
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#63 - redstag (06/08/2013) [-]
I try to be idealistic, I do. And isn't even that i want people to think my way. I just simply want them to think for themselves.
#59 - Congress, yes. The Supreme Court.....ehhh. They're supposed to… 06/08/2013 on The World Is Mine 0
#54 - Perhaps, however, my opinion is a bit skewed. I'm not a person…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/08/2013 on The World Is Mine +1
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#58 - redstag (06/08/2013) [-]
But it's the people who question authority and conventional thinking that change the world.
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#65 - desiduratum (06/08/2013) [-]
Bingo.
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#62 - secretdestroyers (06/08/2013) [-]
....also, I guess....I get percieved as an idiot since they're the ones making all the money!
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#60 - secretdestroyers (06/08/2013) [-]
You got me there. As a journalist, I do like to remain unbiased in what I write, even if it's on corruption. Honestly, the fact that I haven't gotten a job with Fox News or MSNBC makes me kind of an idealist in this job...
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#63 - redstag (06/08/2013) [-]
I try to be idealistic, I do. And isn't even that i want people to think my way. I just simply want them to think for themselves.
#51 - You can't have law and order without government, or some syste…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/08/2013 on The World Is Mine +1
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#57 - redstag (06/08/2013) [-]
No I know it isn't all Obama's fault. And what if all the branches are corrupt though? in their own way or in the same way. what then?
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#59 - secretdestroyers (06/08/2013) [-]
Congress, yes. The Supreme Court.....ehhh. They're supposed to be relatively unbiased (seriously, have you ever seen them at the state of the union addresses, they have complete poker faces!).

I sometimes have hope in the whole "everyone has a boss" system. I feel like sometimes if a politician get out of control, they can get replaced/fired. Though, it seems to come more out of sex scandals than corruption. I could give less of a shit who they bang!

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User avatar #44 - gugek (06/10/2015) [-]
have a great day today
User avatar #41 - misanthrizzle (05/03/2014) [-]
ya **** you too buddy
User avatar #39 - phudgepacker ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
i added you because smashing pumpkins
User avatar #40 to #39 - secretdestroyers (11/25/2013) [-]
Good call, mate. I had a nice laugh with your username...
#38 - anon (11/25/2013) [-]
The world is a vampire..
#37 - thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [-]
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Good day. Have you accepted Slaanesh as your lord and drug dealer yet?
#26 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2013) [-]
Heres that Nasty **** you ordered.





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User avatar #27 to #26 - secretdestroyers (03/26/2013) [-]
Damn it, it got flagged....again.
User avatar #28 to #27 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2013) [-]
Hm.....when does it say it was flagged?
User avatar #29 to #28 - secretdestroyers (03/27/2013) [-]
Like...0 minutes ago. Well, it wasn't me, that's for damn sure!
User avatar #30 to #29 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/27/2013) [-]
Says 0 minutes for me too........................you must have a ton of people on your profile just waiting to.........flag stuff.......
User avatar #31 to #30 - secretdestroyers (03/27/2013) [-]
Maybe Fj just won't let you post things if they've been flagged already. Btw, you haven't gotten banned yet?
User avatar #32 to #31 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/27/2013) [-]
I know........strange..........it's like it's rigged or something..........
User avatar #20 - muzikmafia (11/12/2012) [-]
Are you going to be a good boy tonight, secretdestroyers?
User avatar #21 to #20 - secretdestroyers (11/12/2012) [-]
Maaaayyyybe.
User avatar #18 - paesani (11/05/2012) [-]
I hope you die in a fire.
User avatar #17 - jettripleseven (11/05/2012) [-]
walt kills mike and hank finds out about the meth business while on the toilet
User avatar #16 - badasstoaster (11/05/2012) [-]
I hope you get ****** by thousands of fat greasy men.
User avatar #15 - muzikmafia (11/05/2012) [-]
And what's weird is that you didn't even open a troll account, you have time invested here.

Just want to watch the world burn?
User avatar #14 - muzikmafia (11/05/2012) [-]
Hey troll



I bet you're a 13 year old who's daddy just allowed him free reign of the internet and decided the first thing he'd do would be to mess with strangers.

Eat a dick
User avatar #13 - TuhRainbowLlama (11/05/2012) [-]
hue
#12 - robbydarko (11/05/2012) [-]
You're a bloody cunt. May the man that murders you have mercy on your ungreatful soul
User avatar #10 - shazmothree (11/05/2012) [-]
You're the scum of funnyjunk, cancerous bastard.
#4 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
IF I KNEW WHO YOU WAS I WOULD DO SOMTHING TO YOU
User avatar #9 to #4 - secretdestroyers (11/05/2012) [-]
Well, if you live or go to college in Vermont, you could figure that out relatively quick....good luck!
#11 to #9 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
im from sweden so dont get your hopes up
User avatar #3 - parttimepimp (11/05/2012) [-]
I will find you, and then rape your living soul with movie spoilers.
User avatar #1 - HomerSimpson (11/05/2012) [-]
You're a huge faggot.
User avatar #2 to #1 - secretdestroyers (11/05/2012) [-]
I know....
#5 to #2 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
can you please stop it?
User avatar #7 to #5 - secretdestroyers (11/05/2012) [-]
Yeah, ok, I guess....
#8 to #7 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
THANKS
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