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secretdestroyers

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Gender: male
Age: 114
Date Signed Up:9/06/2012
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Vermont
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Content Ranking:#1679
Comment Ranking:#529
Highest Content Rank:#1671
Highest Comment Rank:#77
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Content Level Progress: 5% (5/100)
Level 113 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 114 Content: Funny Junkie
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Content Views:103759
Times Content Favorited:103 times
Total Comments Made:7018
FJ Points:35363

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#52 - -sigh- whatever, I don't even care anymore.... 10/26/2015 on Today's body image +2
#4 - **** off with your juggalo crap, ****** ...  [+] (3 new replies) 10/25/2015 on This Sucks -22
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#16 - thesecretbear (10/25/2015) [-]
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you don't know.
Hoxton is one of the characters in the game Payday. In which you play one of several characters, go on heists, and don masks. The one in the picture is the default mask for hoxton.
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#7 - razerdude (10/25/2015) [-]
weak bait bruh
#22 - stormieskys (10/26/2015) [-]
I don't think he is trolling. If you look at his profile, he looks an averege user tbh,
#1 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 10/25/2015 on Morgan Freeman's straight... +39
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#12 - randomdudelny (10/26/2015) [-]
Those bastards!!!
#2 - imposant (10/25/2015) [-]
#8 - megakillerx (10/25/2015) [-]
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#11 - sinconn (10/25/2015) [-]
This is pretty stupid seeing he isn't even dead. He just dies in the movie.
#10 - alwaysscaroused (10/25/2015) [-]
it hurts inside
#9 - coloredundies (10/25/2015) [-]
bru fucking tal
#5 - Pfft, next thing you know you'll be saying that not all black … 10/25/2015 on Ok... +5
#5 - TFW... 10/24/2015 on fucking brain. 0
#7 - **secretdestroyers used "*roll picture*"** **secretdestroye… 10/24/2015 on Face Your Fear! (Loading... -1
#36 - "Harro me gon to shoot u." 10/23/2015 on THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN +19
#18 - This one's not as spooky....guy kinda looks like Javier Bardem.... 10/21/2015 on Spoopy Comp 4 0
#14 - Wait....Nintendo made playing cards?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2015 on (untitled) 0
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#44 - elreydenada (10/21/2015) [-]
They started in late 19th century making hanafuda cards.
#17 - Picture 10/21/2015 on Oh, Jew! +2
#81 - Agreed. Especially since he's always the go-to voice actor. 10/21/2015 on Guardians of the Galaxy 0
#31 - Language.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/20/2015 on famous subjay z +11
#34 - mexicandudeinsd (10/20/2015) [-]
i speak American
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#36 - wimwam (10/20/2015) [-]
>mexicandudeinsd

Yeah, sure you do
#38 - mexicandudeinsd (10/20/2015) [-]
Youre starting to sound like a damn commie
#72 - Jon Benjamin as Rocket "Hey Gamorra? Gamorra? Ga…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2015 on Guardians of the Galaxy +2
#77 - anon (10/20/2015) [-]
I like him but that would get old REAL quick brah
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#81 - secretdestroyers (10/21/2015) [-]
Agreed. Especially since he's always the go-to voice actor.
#90 - Cubes, then I guess... 10/19/2015 on Grandma gets creative +1
#29 - Mfw all those Israel balls....  [+] (2 new replies) 10/19/2015 on Grandma gets creative 0
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#34 - chaosraptor (10/19/2015) [-]
square balls?
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#90 - secretdestroyers (10/19/2015) [-]
Cubes, then I guess...
#76 - Picture 10/19/2015 on whores 0
#30 - "You thought he was gunna be a terrorist didn't you?"  [+] (1 new reply) 10/18/2015 on Random laughs comp +96
#97 - anon (10/18/2015) [-]
#119 - Correction: You chug it down, break the bottle on something ne… 10/17/2015 on α 0
#7 - Or just create Vision, get the best of all dat...  [+] (6 new replies) 10/16/2015 on Super Hulk +3
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#9 - shadowkingdr (10/16/2015) [-]
but vision is the flattest character ever, sure there is a reason for it and he has a backstory but hes so fucking boring
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#18 - icewraith (10/16/2015) [-]
I don't know if you're right or wrong, but if you use the words "flat character" i automatically assume you're a pretentious cunt
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#19 - shadowkingdr (10/16/2015) [-]
flat is not a snobby word though, you learn it in 4th grade english
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#20 - icewraith (10/16/2015) [-]
Yeah, when you use it for soda, or your gf's chest.
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#14 - AnomynousUser (10/16/2015) [-]
At least he doesn't look like Ivan Ooze...
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#11 - ghirahn (10/16/2015) [-]
i dissagree with your opinion.
#5 - Stevie's FW he finds out he's black... 10/16/2015 on i just called to say its over +23
#20 - I like musicals, operas, etc, so I really enjoyed it. However,…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2015 on One sentence, two movies 0
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#21 - emiyashirou (10/16/2015) [-]
More like 100%
#138 - Fif'd! 10/16/2015 on Tweet +2
#41 - Comment deleted 10/15/2015 on (untitled) 0
#41 - * ********* intensifies*  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2015 on Damn it Jim -6
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#46 - iwatchshowsforplot (10/15/2015) [-]
*sassy black man intensifies*
#48 - If they did Galactus right this time, that might have been wor…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2015 on I would do the same thing. 0
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#50 - machiavellianhumor (10/13/2015) [-]
he wouldnt be a cloud of smoke.

there articles detailing what the original movie looked like and why the director made that tweet disavowing the movie right before the release

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User avatar #44 - gugek (06/10/2015) [-]
have a great day today
User avatar #41 - misanthrizzle (05/03/2014) [-]
ya **** you too buddy
User avatar #39 - phudgepacker ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
i added you because smashing pumpkins
User avatar #40 to #39 - secretdestroyers (11/25/2013) [-]
Good call, mate. I had a nice laugh with your username...
#38 - anon (11/25/2013) [-]
The world is a vampire..
#37 - thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [-]
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Good day. Have you accepted Slaanesh as your lord and drug dealer yet?
#26 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2013) [-]
Heres that Nasty **** you ordered.





This image was flagged 0 minutes ago
User avatar #27 to #26 - secretdestroyers (03/26/2013) [-]
Damn it, it got flagged....again.
User avatar #28 to #27 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2013) [-]
Hm.....when does it say it was flagged?
User avatar #29 to #28 - secretdestroyers (03/27/2013) [-]
Like...0 minutes ago. Well, it wasn't me, that's for damn sure!
User avatar #30 to #29 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/27/2013) [-]
Says 0 minutes for me too........................you must have a ton of people on your profile just waiting to.........flag stuff.......
User avatar #31 to #30 - secretdestroyers (03/27/2013) [-]
Maybe Fj just won't let you post things if they've been flagged already. Btw, you haven't gotten banned yet?
User avatar #32 to #31 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/27/2013) [-]
I know........strange..........it's like it's rigged or something..........
User avatar #20 - muzikmafia (11/12/2012) [-]
Are you going to be a good boy tonight, secretdestroyers?
User avatar #21 to #20 - secretdestroyers (11/12/2012) [-]
Maaaayyyybe.
User avatar #18 - paesani (11/05/2012) [-]
I hope you die in a fire.
User avatar #17 - jettripleseven (11/05/2012) [-]
walt kills mike and hank finds out about the meth business while on the toilet
User avatar #16 - badasstoaster (11/05/2012) [-]
I hope you get ****** by thousands of fat greasy men.
User avatar #15 - muzikmafia (11/05/2012) [-]
And what's weird is that you didn't even open a troll account, you have time invested here.

Just want to watch the world burn?
User avatar #14 - muzikmafia (11/05/2012) [-]
Hey troll



I bet you're a 13 year old who's daddy just allowed him free reign of the internet and decided the first thing he'd do would be to mess with strangers.

Eat a dick
User avatar #13 - TuhRainbowLlama (11/05/2012) [-]
hue
#12 - robbydarko (11/05/2012) [-]
You're a bloody cunt. May the man that murders you have mercy on your ungreatful soul
User avatar #10 - shazmothree (11/05/2012) [-]
You're the scum of funnyjunk, cancerous bastard.
#4 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
IF I KNEW WHO YOU WAS I WOULD DO SOMTHING TO YOU
User avatar #9 to #4 - secretdestroyers (11/05/2012) [-]
Well, if you live or go to college in Vermont, you could figure that out relatively quick....good luck!
#11 to #9 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
im from sweden so dont get your hopes up
User avatar #3 - parttimepimp (11/05/2012) [-]
I will find you, and then rape your living soul with movie spoilers.
User avatar #1 - HomerSimpson (11/05/2012) [-]
You're a huge faggot.
User avatar #2 to #1 - secretdestroyers (11/05/2012) [-]
I know....
#5 to #2 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
can you please stop it?
User avatar #7 to #5 - secretdestroyers (11/05/2012) [-]
Yeah, ok, I guess....
#8 to #7 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
THANKS
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