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secretdestroyers

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Gender: male
Age: 113
Date Signed Up:9/06/2012
Last Login:5/04/2015
Location:Vermont
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#5397
Highest Content Rank:#5244
Highest Comment Rank:#77
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Content Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 54 Content: Sammich eater → Level 55 Content: Sammich eater
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Subscribers:1
Content Views:49483
Times Content Favorited:39 times
Total Comments Made:6048
FJ Points:28797

latest user's comments

#114 - At last, the ******* are no more! 09/15/2014 on star wars quotes +5
#64 - Picture 09/14/2014 on Incesto 0
#20 - More like "Every day you must smoke weed." 09/14/2014 on Happy comic +1
#8 - John Oliver, and yes he is. Though, he is from England 09/14/2014 on he's thirsty +3
#209 - I broke up with her because she turned 18.... 09/13/2014 on Reasons for break ups 0
#14 - Israel run by Jews?? 09/12/2014 on Not saying the jews did... +1
#207 - No, I just thought it sounded considerably more British than u…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2014 on favorite movie quotes 0
#210 - buymemilk (09/10/2014) [-]
Meh, I don't really see it myself, but whatever floats your boat m8
#60 - I had hoped someone would....Yaay! 09/10/2014 on Shrek is life +1
#97 - Oh, I didn't say it wasn't bad, I was just saying that being a… 09/10/2014 on anon watches a film +1
#39 - ********* is also probably a component of many disgusti…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2014 on The most important +1
#161 - greyswordsman (09/10/2014) [-]
oh god
#49 - Wait, they added Stevia to Sprite? Jesus, apparently these guy…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/10/2014 on Shrek is life +1
#57 - slobban (09/10/2014) [-]
I understand your reference.
User avatar #60 - secretdestroyers (09/10/2014) [-]
I had hoped someone would....Yaay!
#92 - Accept for when you realize that it was basically a pretty acc…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/10/2014 on anon watches a film +1
#96 - hypex (09/10/2014) [-]
that doesnt make it a not-shit movie

it was like movie dramatization called Kon-Tiki

even though its a real event that happened doesnt mean it needs a movie about it, if you want to make a movie about something that happened somewhere, make a fucking documentary
User avatar #97 - secretdestroyers (09/10/2014) [-]
Oh, I didn't say it wasn't bad, I was just saying that being a retard drug addict was Jordan Belfort's life for a long time...I didn't really understand the need for it, either. I've seen a lot of interesting biopics, this was not one of them...
#26 - Aw, damn, forgot to log in... 09/10/2014 on disrespect -5
#167 - You have betrayed the wrong Latino! 09/10/2014 on favorite movie quotes +2
#166 - That sounds more like the British version of that movie...  [+] (3 new replies) 09/10/2014 on favorite movie quotes +3
#202 - buymemilk (09/10/2014) [-]
Do you not think we use the word chocolate?
User avatar #207 - secretdestroyers (09/10/2014) [-]
No, I just thought it sounded considerably more British than usual....

...just 'avin a giggle, m8...
#210 - buymemilk (09/10/2014) [-]
Meh, I don't really see it myself, but whatever floats your boat m8
#104 - I bet if the girl was white, they'd be okay with it... 09/10/2014 on Great Business Strategy +4
#36 - Decent roll is decent. 09/09/2014 on public speaking 0
#31 - I know a priest who did something like this: He was in a resta… 09/09/2014 on Menu +11
#41 - Goddamn it... 09/09/2014 on Cool cop +1
#23 - Principle's face when he sees this...  [+] (2 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Cool cop +15
#33 - hashtronaut (09/09/2014) [-]
Teacher's face when they realize you used the wrong principal
User avatar #41 - secretdestroyers (09/09/2014) [-]
Goddamn it...
#55 - Incest: The Game? 09/09/2014 on The first one was better 0
#95 - Still better than literally any MLP fanfiction.... …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/09/2014 on What the fuck, fan fiction? +2
User avatar #96 - styxenstones (09/09/2014) [-]
With a moist, gooey sound, the flaps of skin opened. The sight of her own organs and the lack of feeling caused Dash’s breathing to intensify. Pinkie carefully sliced open Dash’s abdominal sac and grabbed her large intestines. As she separated the organ from the rest of the digestive tract and pulled it out of the new cavity, Pinkie grew jovial. Laughing as she gutted her friend, Pinkie began to make jokes. Dash, growing weaker from this new source of blood loss, tried desperately to shut out the macabre comedy act.
“Look at me, I’m Rarity!” Pinkie laughed, slinging the intestinal tube around her neck and spraying blood in all directions. “Isn’t my new scarf soooo pretty?”

This a portion of the story cupcakes. Read it if you want. I don't care. But you are right.

There are some pretty bad ones.
#110 - tailsx (09/09/2014) [-]
#75 - thank mr skeltal 09/09/2014 on A helping hand +3
#74 - Ayy lmao. 09/09/2014 on A helping hand +6
#54 - Picture 09/08/2014 on Life priorities +3
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #41 - misanthrizzle ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
ya **** you too buddy
User avatar #39 - phudgepacker (11/25/2013) [-]
i added you because smashing pumpkins
User avatar #40 to #39 - secretdestroyers (11/25/2013) [-]
Good call, mate. I had a nice laugh with your username...
#38 - Ken M (11/25/2013) [-]
The world is a vampire..
#37 - thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [-]
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Good day. Have you accepted Slaanesh as your lord and drug dealer yet?
#26 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2013) [-]
Heres that Nasty **** you ordered.





This image was flagged 0 minutes ago
User avatar #27 to #26 - secretdestroyers (03/26/2013) [-]
Damn it, it got flagged....again.
User avatar #28 to #27 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2013) [-]
Hm.....when does it say it was flagged?
User avatar #29 to #28 - secretdestroyers (03/27/2013) [-]
Like...0 minutes ago. Well, it wasn't me, that's for damn sure!
User avatar #30 to #29 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/27/2013) [-]
Says 0 minutes for me too........................you must have a ton of people on your profile just waiting to.........flag stuff.......
User avatar #31 to #30 - secretdestroyers (03/27/2013) [-]
Maybe Fj just won't let you post things if they've been flagged already. Btw, you haven't gotten banned yet?
User avatar #32 to #31 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/27/2013) [-]
I know........strange..........it's like it's rigged or something..........
User avatar #20 - muzikmafia (11/12/2012) [-]
Are you going to be a good boy tonight, secretdestroyers?
User avatar #21 to #20 - secretdestroyers (11/12/2012) [-]
Maaaayyyybe.
User avatar #18 - paesani (11/05/2012) [-]
I hope you die in a fire.
User avatar #17 - jettripleseven (11/05/2012) [-]
walt kills mike and hank finds out about the meth business while on the toilet
User avatar #16 - badasstoaster (11/05/2012) [-]
I hope you get ****** by thousands of fat greasy men.
User avatar #15 - muzikmafia (11/05/2012) [-]
And what's weird is that you didn't even open a troll account, you have time invested here.

Just want to watch the world burn?
User avatar #14 - muzikmafia (11/05/2012) [-]
Hey troll



I bet you're a 13 year old who's daddy just allowed him free reign of the internet and decided the first thing he'd do would be to mess with strangers.

Eat a dick
User avatar #13 - TuhRainbowLlama (11/05/2012) [-]
hue
#12 - robbydarko (11/05/2012) [-]
You're a bloody cunt. May the man that murders you have mercy on your ungreatful soul
User avatar #10 - shazmothree (11/05/2012) [-]
You're the scum of funnyjunk, cancerous bastard.
#4 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
IF I KNEW WHO YOU WAS I WOULD DO SOMTHING TO YOU
User avatar #9 to #4 - secretdestroyers (11/05/2012) [-]
Well, if you live or go to college in Vermont, you could figure that out relatively quick....good luck!
#11 to #9 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
im from sweden so dont get your hopes up
User avatar #3 - parttimepimp (11/05/2012) [-]
I will find you, and then rape your living soul with movie spoilers.
User avatar #1 - HomerSimpson (11/05/2012) [-]
You're a huge faggot.
User avatar #2 to #1 - secretdestroyers (11/05/2012) [-]
I know....
#5 to #2 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
can you please stop it?
User avatar #7 to #5 - secretdestroyers (11/05/2012) [-]
Yeah, ok, I guess....
#8 to #7 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
THANKS
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