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secretdestroyers

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Gender: male
Age: 114
Date Signed Up:9/06/2012
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Vermont
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#1679
Comment Ranking:#529
Highest Content Rank:#1671
Highest Comment Rank:#77
Content Thumbs: 1559 total,  1816 ,  257
Comment Thumbs: 38164 total,  46179 ,  8015
Content Level Progress: 5% (5/100)
Level 113 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 114 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 74% (740/1000)
Level 333 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 334 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:1
Content Views:103769
Times Content Favorited:103 times
Total Comments Made:7018
FJ Points:35363

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#46 - A Seabiscuit movie directed by a horse, eh? 11/03/2015 on (untitled) +6
#840 - **secretdestroyers used "*roll picture*"** **secretdestroye… 11/02/2015 on roll for FJ's new logo 0
#59 - Marx's FW he sees these people... 11/02/2015 on Ubisoft firing shots 0
#28 - Picture 11/01/2015 on Amish people are savages 0
#19 - Oi, mates, we need to gas them Jewish cunts roight fookin' pronto! 10/31/2015 on stereotypes +18
#201 - Comment deleted 10/31/2015 on 3rd wave feminist simulator 0
#199 - Comment deleted 10/31/2015 on 3rd wave feminist simulator 0
#9 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 10/31/2015 on Fuckin' Pringles +335
#47 - michaelrock (11/01/2015) [-]
Fm
#45 - aerosol (10/31/2015) [-]
#24 - livboy (10/31/2015) [-]
#15 - I think that's the idea, m8 10/29/2015 on Getting called out: +3
#10 - **secretdestroyers used "*roll picture*"** **secretdestroye…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2015 on Fez is bezt 0
#16 - mrlosthaze (10/29/2015) [-]
**mrlosthaze used "*roll picture*"**
**mrlosthaze rolled image**do you include the standard razor blade with their apple, or have you gone with the more modern approach of injecting them with LSD?
#40 - Picture 10/29/2015 on modern dating +1
#5 - Comment deleted 10/28/2015 on Forward from the past 0
#11 - Was that supposed to be a Les Mis reference, then?  [+] (5 new replies) 10/28/2015 on Anon makes fast cash +2
#12 - jwagswashere (10/28/2015) [-]
"Tell me quickly whats the story? Who sold what and why and where?"
"Let him give a full description let him answer to Javert!"

"In this Nest of Whores and Vipers let one speak who saw it all"
"Who Sold Bud to this good man here, What is the substance for ive been called?!"




#58 - stepsword (10/29/2015) [-]
Before you seize another bud, Javert!
Before you rain upon the spirits of the youth, again!

Listen to me, there is something we must do!
This dealer leaves behind a billowing bong, to abandon it would just be wrong,
In mercy's name, the blaze does smell so strong!

Then we'll abstain, I pledge my word..
When no dank remains -
#139 - jwagswashere (10/29/2015) [-]
"You must think me mad!"
"I've Hunted Reefer across the years."
"Bud like this will forever change, a man such as you."
#164 - stepsword (10/29/2015) [-]
Refuse the weed, as you would
I will inhale it like I should!
Use that dank to score a high,
Roll a joint under the light..
Blowing smoke rings toward the sky!
Grabbing morsels at midnight!
But not before this hemp is smoked and gone!
I am pleading you Javert
There's no stronger scent by far!
What you do you will regret,
This weed is not yet gone!
I am warning you Javert
There is plenty left to share
If I must inhale it here,
I'll do what must be done!
#113 - thepink (10/29/2015) [-]
I didn't realize FJ had a musical theater side.

I'm digging it.
#31 - Veteran's fw  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2015 on Fucking +2
#32 - usarmyexplain (10/28/2015) [-]
#26 - Picture 10/28/2015 on WHEN MEEMES COLLIDE +11
#15 - This will make a fine addition to my collection!  [+] (6 new replies) 10/28/2015 on Spy Kids 2 was awesome +11
#19 - joemamaa (10/28/2015) [-]
this is where you post the same image as a reply
#24 - reinbowxdash (10/28/2015) [-]
#25 - joemamaa (10/28/2015) [-]
#26 - reinbowxdash (10/28/2015) [-]
#27 - zionsype (10/28/2015) [-]
Irrelevant MP4 to ruin your thread
#28 - reinbowxdash (10/28/2015) [-]
#39 - How about a little MoonMan to brighten your day, then? 10/28/2015 on Yet another black tweets... 0
#3 - ******* . 10/27/2015 on the hell 0
#4 - Picture 10/27/2015 on A tangerine, the size of... +2
#9 - In that case, we cross the streams! 10/27/2015 on Android marshmallow +1
#40 - **secretdestroyers used "*roll 1, cah answer*"** **secretde…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/27/2015 on So true +16
#77 - hpcghia (10/28/2015) [-]
User avatar
#76 - norrisblade (10/28/2015) [-]
My god, what a roll.
#41 - OldSnake (10/27/2015) [-]
That's... astonishing.
#91 - Ah understood ahl ah these, mate. Keep 'em fookin' comin'! 10/27/2015 on Scottish Twitter +1
#89 - Picture 10/27/2015 on But that's 0
#17 - On please, maybe? 10/26/2015 on Kickass Facts Part 18 +1
#14 - Giunta's FW... 10/26/2015 on The one they fear.... 0

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User avatar #44 - gugek (06/10/2015) [-]
have a great day today
User avatar #41 - misanthrizzle (05/03/2014) [-]
ya **** you too buddy
User avatar #39 - phudgepacker ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
i added you because smashing pumpkins
User avatar #40 to #39 - secretdestroyers (11/25/2013) [-]
Good call, mate. I had a nice laugh with your username...
#38 - anon (11/25/2013) [-]
The world is a vampire..
#37 - thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [-]
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Good day. Have you accepted Slaanesh as your lord and drug dealer yet?
#26 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2013) [-]
Heres that Nasty **** you ordered.





This image was flagged 0 minutes ago
User avatar #27 to #26 - secretdestroyers (03/26/2013) [-]
Damn it, it got flagged....again.
User avatar #28 to #27 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2013) [-]
Hm.....when does it say it was flagged?
User avatar #29 to #28 - secretdestroyers (03/27/2013) [-]
Like...0 minutes ago. Well, it wasn't me, that's for damn sure!
User avatar #30 to #29 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/27/2013) [-]
Says 0 minutes for me too........................you must have a ton of people on your profile just waiting to.........flag stuff.......
User avatar #31 to #30 - secretdestroyers (03/27/2013) [-]
Maybe Fj just won't let you post things if they've been flagged already. Btw, you haven't gotten banned yet?
User avatar #32 to #31 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/27/2013) [-]
I know........strange..........it's like it's rigged or something..........
User avatar #20 - muzikmafia (11/12/2012) [-]
Are you going to be a good boy tonight, secretdestroyers?
User avatar #21 to #20 - secretdestroyers (11/12/2012) [-]
Maaaayyyybe.
User avatar #18 - paesani (11/05/2012) [-]
I hope you die in a fire.
User avatar #17 - jettripleseven (11/05/2012) [-]
walt kills mike and hank finds out about the meth business while on the toilet
User avatar #16 - badasstoaster (11/05/2012) [-]
I hope you get ****** by thousands of fat greasy men.
User avatar #15 - muzikmafia (11/05/2012) [-]
And what's weird is that you didn't even open a troll account, you have time invested here.

Just want to watch the world burn?
User avatar #14 - muzikmafia (11/05/2012) [-]
Hey troll



I bet you're a 13 year old who's daddy just allowed him free reign of the internet and decided the first thing he'd do would be to mess with strangers.

Eat a dick
User avatar #13 - TuhRainbowLlama (11/05/2012) [-]
hue
#12 - robbydarko (11/05/2012) [-]
You're a bloody cunt. May the man that murders you have mercy on your ungreatful soul
User avatar #10 - shazmothree (11/05/2012) [-]
You're the scum of funnyjunk, cancerous bastard.
#4 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
IF I KNEW WHO YOU WAS I WOULD DO SOMTHING TO YOU
User avatar #9 to #4 - secretdestroyers (11/05/2012) [-]
Well, if you live or go to college in Vermont, you could figure that out relatively quick....good luck!
#11 to #9 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
im from sweden so dont get your hopes up
User avatar #3 - parttimepimp (11/05/2012) [-]
I will find you, and then rape your living soul with movie spoilers.
User avatar #1 - HomerSimpson (11/05/2012) [-]
You're a huge faggot.
User avatar #2 to #1 - secretdestroyers (11/05/2012) [-]
I know....
#5 to #2 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
can you please stop it?
User avatar #7 to #5 - secretdestroyers (11/05/2012) [-]
Yeah, ok, I guess....
#8 to #7 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
THANKS
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