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Gender: male
Age: 113
Date Signed Up:9/06/2012
Last Login:12/27/2014
Location:Vermont
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#5733
Comment Ranking:#3583
Highest Content Rank:#5244
Highest Comment Rank:#77
Content Thumbs: 587 total,  758 ,  171
Comment Thumbs: 29313 total,  36355 ,  7042
Content Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 54 Content: Sammich eater → Level 55 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 34.89% (349/1000)
Level 327 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 328 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:1
Content Views:49138
Times Content Favorited:39 times
Total Comments Made:5922
FJ Points:28216

latest user's comments

#6 - And, goddamn it, Shane, stop sleeping with my wife! 08/07/2014 on I think Shane is a pretty... +5
#1 - ** FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRST…  [+] (19 new replies) 08/07/2014 on god i love puns. -76
#33 - anonymous (08/07/2014) [-]
I am dissapoint. If it was real FJ he would have 100 green thumbs and two comments sayins 'why are you thumbing him!?'
#32 - thempc (08/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #31 - amegaara (08/07/2014) [-]
zomg man noice maximum butthurt on this page
#21 - gigamuffin (08/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #15 - jarredzz (08/07/2014) [-]
14th
#14 - ohmeghon (08/07/2014) [-]
14th
#12 - steppeden (08/07/2014) [-]
shit happens
User avatar #10 - leonhardt (08/07/2014) [-]
MAXIMUM TROLLING!!!!!!!!!!!
#9 - cupotruth (08/07/2014) [-]
#8 - bigjinfinity (08/07/2014) [-]
#11 - twondai (08/07/2014) [-]
i prefer using this one
#25 - shema (08/07/2014) [-]
i love this one.
#20 - hakuna (08/07/2014) [-]
Refer to #8
#5 - agentmoleman (08/07/2014) [-]
#18 - crellow (08/07/2014) [-]
hi
#23 - agentmoleman (08/07/2014) [-]
You've just made an enemy for LIFE!
User avatar #3 - nerdrage (08/07/2014) [-]
Firster
#6 - anonymous (08/07/2014) [-]
Le Funnyjunk Army reporting in!
User avatar #2 - lordkyzer (08/07/2014) [-]
#58 - Blind ass ***** , that is clearly Oprah! 08/07/2014 on Another sensible chuckle 0
#39 - Still need 'em to prevent STDs. Treatments for those ain't cheap!  [+] (9 new replies) 08/06/2014 on Your Choice +6
#40 - hypex (08/06/2014) [-]
thank god im clever enough to ask people if they have any before sex/relationship
not sure how it is everywhere else but here its illegal to lie about STDs
so IF the day comes that i get a std then ill just sue the asshole i fucked (heh) and get shitton of monies and get treatment covered
User avatar #50 - teratorn (08/06/2014) [-]
What if they lie? You can never be sure. Wear a condom,better safe than sorry.
#51 - hypex (08/06/2014) [-]
did you even read the comment?
User avatar #52 - teratorn (08/06/2014) [-]
I did. But is it really worth it?
#53 - hypex (08/06/2014) [-]
yes.

if i add up all the positive things from unprotected sex against the ones for protected then i get that its positive without protection.

and i allways check with people before sex, and im not the one for random hook up with a stranger kind of sex. when i do it i make sure i know the person and want a relationship with him
User avatar #45 - mathmanchris (08/06/2014) [-]
You're gonna die horribly, worth?
User avatar #46 - hypex (08/06/2014) [-]
>implying aids

i live in a tiny ass town in norway, nice try nigroes

no but seriously, having aids is really really fucking rare here, there was a couple who had it and the whole town knew

ill take my chances
User avatar #47 - mathmanchris (08/06/2014) [-]
Well I guess you're a grown up man, you take responsibility. I was more concerned about spreading it unknowingly anyway. I don't know Norwegian law but in Germany you can't sue people for infecting you if they didn't know they have STDs. You may take a guess if they'll admit deliberatly infecting you and get sued or not.
User avatar #48 - hypex (08/06/2014) [-]
yeah, if there wasnt the whole sue thing i would sure as hell be more careful
#15 - But, how do you get around all that neckbeard to get to the ac…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2014 on Found on the facebook 0
User avatar #26 - trollchildxy (08/05/2014) [-]
I mostly just put 5 pizzas on their doorstep without any soda. They strangle themselves at that point.
#2 - FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2014 on peaceful soviet tractor -8
#3 - matexius (08/05/2014) [-]
Yeah... No...
#16 - Daisy's face when the bullet comes... 08/05/2014 on webm 15 - why god why 0
#7 - Can't flim-flam the ZimZam 08/05/2014 on title +16
#30 - Picture 08/05/2014 on How to Get Thumbs: +1
#29 - Also, MLP fans... 08/05/2014 on Apply cold water to the burn -2
#19 - That ****** Show. 08/04/2014 on Top Story. 0
#39 - Picture 08/04/2014 on only Putin the tip +6
#8 - Picture 08/04/2014 on go go power rangers +4
#22 - Into the Wild as well, she was good in that. Mostly because sh… 08/03/2014 on Totally Original Joke 0
#26 - Hey, what did we do?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/03/2014 on Ask FM +1
#29 - anonymous (08/03/2014) [-]
Its the csi miami that triggers me though

but still DIE CSI SCUM
#28 - anonymous (08/03/2014) [-]
GOD DAMN FUCKING CSI
THIS SHIT TRIGGERS THE FUCK OUT OF ME
IM HAVING PANIC ATTACKS OH JESUS
#29 - Picture 08/02/2014 on Quentin Tarantino +3
#6 - Picture 07/31/2014 on Tits or Wheels +33
#2 - FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/31/2014 on dogs -17
User avatar #7 - orlylux (07/31/2014) [-]
ok
#6 - arcticassassin (07/31/2014) [-]
Flagged for spam
#4 - rrenierr (07/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #3 - superbigfupa (07/31/2014) [-]
#12 - I know, especially if you (like me) are a fan of SW canon (com…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Jedi +6
User avatar #25 - carthonasi (07/31/2014) [-]
Agreed. When he one shots 3 senior members of the order it was lame...
#20 - anonymous (07/31/2014) [-]
Thanks to Disney, none of the comics and stuff is canon anymore!
Yay, problem solved!
#44 - Knife-wreeeeeeeench! For kids! 07/31/2014 on Axe rifle +3
#13 - Picture 07/31/2014 on Just Sayan... +4
#79 - What better way to tell someone "Congratulations on your … 07/31/2014 on 20 Interesting Facts With... 0
#58 - Mark Pellegrino. He also played a pivotal role in Seasons 5-6 … 07/29/2014 on Petyr, you cray cray 0
#18 - My name is RON! 07/28/2014 on Meg +4
#879 - ****** 07/27/2014 on How privileged are you? 0

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User avatar #41 - misanthrizzle (05/03/2014) [-]
ya **** you too buddy
User avatar #39 - phudgepacker (11/25/2013) [-]
i added you because smashing pumpkins
User avatar #40 to #39 - secretdestroyers (11/25/2013) [-]
Good call, mate. I had a nice laugh with your username...
#38 - anonymous (11/25/2013) [-]
The world is a vampire..
#37 - thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [-]
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Good day. Have you accepted Slaanesh as your lord and drug dealer yet?
#26 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2013) [-]
Heres that Nasty **** you ordered.





This image was flagged 0 minutes ago
User avatar #27 to #26 - secretdestroyers (03/26/2013) [-]
Damn it, it got flagged....again.
User avatar #28 to #27 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2013) [-]
Hm.....when does it say it was flagged?
User avatar #29 to #28 - secretdestroyers (03/27/2013) [-]
Like...0 minutes ago. Well, it wasn't me, that's for damn sure!
User avatar #30 to #29 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/27/2013) [-]
Says 0 minutes for me too........................you must have a ton of people on your profile just waiting to.........flag stuff.......
User avatar #31 to #30 - secretdestroyers (03/27/2013) [-]
Maybe Fj just won't let you post things if they've been flagged already. Btw, you haven't gotten banned yet?
User avatar #32 to #31 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/27/2013) [-]
I know........strange..........it's like it's rigged or something..........
User avatar #20 - muzikmafia (11/12/2012) [-]
Are you going to be a good boy tonight, secretdestroyers?
User avatar #21 to #20 - secretdestroyers (11/12/2012) [-]
Maaaayyyybe.
User avatar #18 - paesani (11/05/2012) [-]
I hope you die in a fire.
User avatar #17 - jettripleseven (11/05/2012) [-]
walt kills mike and hank finds out about the meth business while on the toilet
User avatar #16 - badasstoaster (11/05/2012) [-]
I hope you get ****** by thousands of fat greasy men.
User avatar #15 - muzikmafia (11/05/2012) [-]
And what's weird is that you didn't even open a troll account, you have time invested here.

Just want to watch the world burn?
User avatar #14 - muzikmafia (11/05/2012) [-]
Hey troll



I bet you're a 13 year old who's daddy just allowed him free reign of the internet and decided the first thing he'd do would be to mess with strangers.

Eat a dick
User avatar #13 - TuhRainbowLlama (11/05/2012) [-]
hue
#12 - robbydarko (11/05/2012) [-]
You're a bloody cunt. May the man that murders you have mercy on your ungreatful soul
User avatar #10 - shazmothree (11/05/2012) [-]
You're the scum of funnyjunk, cancerous bastard.
#4 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
IF I KNEW WHO YOU WAS I WOULD DO SOMTHING TO YOU
User avatar #9 to #4 - secretdestroyers (11/05/2012) [-]
Well, if you live or go to college in Vermont, you could figure that out relatively quick....good luck!
#11 to #9 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
im from sweden so dont get your hopes up
User avatar #3 - parttimepimp (11/05/2012) [-]
I will find you, and then rape your living soul with movie spoilers.
User avatar #1 - HomerSimpson (11/05/2012) [-]
You're a huge faggot.
User avatar #2 to #1 - secretdestroyers (11/05/2012) [-]
I know....
#5 to #2 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
can you please stop it?
User avatar #7 to #5 - secretdestroyers (11/05/2012) [-]
Yeah, ok, I guess....
#8 to #7 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
THANKS
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