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secretdestroyers

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Gender: male
Age: 114
Date Signed Up:9/06/2012
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Vermont
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Content Ranking:#1679
Comment Ranking:#529
Highest Content Rank:#1671
Highest Comment Rank:#77
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Times Content Favorited:103 times
Total Comments Made:7018
FJ Points:35363

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#4 - **secretdestroyers used "*roll picture*"** **secretdestroye… 11/16/2015 on Furnish The Past 0
#9 - Picture 11/16/2015 on Learning with mr. Negro +10
#3 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 11/16/2015 on real +40
#6 - deadfed (11/16/2015) [-]
This was on funnyjunk before 4chan was a thing.
#7 - anon (11/16/2015) [-]
lol wut, 4chan has been around for 13 years
#8 - deadfed (11/16/2015) [-]
Funnyjunk is older.
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#4 - arrowhead (11/16/2015) [-]
Jesus christ this picture is old, I remember posting this on facebook like 7 years ago
#1 - ******* ******* . 11/16/2015 on Tumblr in a nutshell +11
#4 - God, I love these comics...  [+] (3 new replies) 11/15/2015 on Stoners +11
#7 - royrogersmcfreely (11/16/2015) [-]
And of course I'm gonna post this one just because it's one of the greatest
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#5 - jetpistol (11/16/2015) [-]
Man these are always hilarious I dont get why people started calling this cancer after a while
#6 - anon (11/16/2015) [-]
#29 - *cough* IRA *cough* 11/15/2015 on (untitled) +1
#11 - Picture 11/15/2015 on Wisconsin=Hoth 0
#5 - Yeah, but who does taxes by hand anymore? TurboTax, negro! 11/15/2015 on Gross 0
#12 - Mfw a guy wearing a hoodie hands me a book... 11/15/2015 on Deep thoughts +2
#19 - Negro please. That little white rat ain't got nuttin' on me.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2015 on Oh rats +5
#22 - theonewhoanswers (11/15/2015) [-]
You brown rats are all the same, at least good honest white rats don't spread plague and leave litters everywhere.

I hope exterminators get you all.
#9 - Anna Paquin, she was also the lead protagonist in True Blood 11/14/2015 on X-Men +6
#31 - Picture 11/14/2015 on GOD DAMN IT! +6
#3 - WHITE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2015 on Infinite energy 0
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#4 - mrjbrown (11/14/2015) [-]
like were you fucking bored or what?
#4 - But then you're a senior in college and you're like.... 11/14/2015 on College +15
#6 - But he still won't ever be Hoff -ered a job!  [+] (3 new replies) 11/13/2015 on The hoff minus the hassel +3
#13 - vacillantfall (11/14/2015) [-]
**vacillantfall used "*roll picture*"**
**vacillantfall rolled image**
Carlosssss
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#14 - vacillantfall (11/14/2015) [-]
fuck that was a shit roll
#30 - totallytito (11/14/2015) [-]
but...but...that's her brother.
This is all kinds of wrong
#9 - But is he the Lord of Light? 11/13/2015 on God +12
#8 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2015 on Friendship is Heresy -2
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#10 - hourlyb (11/13/2015) [-]
You know this gif is just as cringey and pathetic as 90% of actual MLP posts.
Fuckin' seriously.
#6 - Picture 11/13/2015 on get otter my water bowl +40
#10 - Picture 11/13/2015 on shark 0
#16 - Yaay! My username and profie pic are relevant finally!!! 11/13/2015 on Smashing Pumpkins +3
#88 - You crouch down, put your hands on the ground, kick your legs …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2015 on Not a great idea 0
#90 - loveofchaos (11/13/2015) [-]
ah, thank you for the info...that sounds horrible
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#105 - epicalania (11/13/2015) [-]
Nah mate, do an fucker burpee, named after yours truly.
I felt that burpees were too slow so I sped them up.

By jumping into a pushup position [spoiler] land with your legs bent underneath you, on the balls of your feet - make sure you let them take the brunt of the force by flexing or you can hurt yourself - and your arms in a pushup position. Then kick your legs back and you should be in a push up position.
Now sort of do the reverse, push your legs off the ground and bring them up under your chest and in as smooth a motion as you can, follow through by jumping as high as your can and landing back into your pushup position. [/spoiler]

In a regular burpee, you crouch down and position yourself for a pushup, and you bring your legs back up one at a time.
#7 - ******* ? 11/13/2015 on George of the Jungle +2
#77 - ALLAHU ACKBAR!!!!!!!! 11/13/2015 on Elementary School -1
#3 - An embezzler named "Madoff..." was the name not a cl… 11/13/2015 on (untitled) +13
#52 - ********  [+] (10 new replies) 11/13/2015 on Elementary School +2
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#54 - newdevyx (11/13/2015) [-]
loud
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#55 - reican (11/13/2015) [-]
at
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#59 - szatan (11/13/2015) [-]
niggers
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#63 - lennylorenzo (11/13/2015) [-]
He
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#65 - toomuchfj (11/13/2015) [-]
Shat
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#66 - calawesome (11/13/2015) [-]
Bacon
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#75 - flangel (11/13/2015) [-]
Bits
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#78 - reican (11/13/2015) [-]
All
#67 - imjared (11/13/2015) [-]
good story
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#77 - secretdestroyers (11/13/2015) [-]
ALLAHU ACKBAR!!!!!!!!

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User avatar #44 - gugek (06/10/2015) [-]
have a great day today
User avatar #41 - misanthrizzle (05/03/2014) [-]
ya **** you too buddy
User avatar #39 - phudgepacker ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
i added you because smashing pumpkins
User avatar #40 to #39 - secretdestroyers (11/25/2013) [-]
Good call, mate. I had a nice laugh with your username...
#38 - anon (11/25/2013) [-]
The world is a vampire..
#37 - thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [-]
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Good day. Have you accepted Slaanesh as your lord and drug dealer yet?
#26 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2013) [-]
Heres that Nasty **** you ordered.





This image was flagged 0 minutes ago
User avatar #27 to #26 - secretdestroyers (03/26/2013) [-]
Damn it, it got flagged....again.
User avatar #28 to #27 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2013) [-]
Hm.....when does it say it was flagged?
User avatar #29 to #28 - secretdestroyers (03/27/2013) [-]
Like...0 minutes ago. Well, it wasn't me, that's for damn sure!
User avatar #30 to #29 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/27/2013) [-]
Says 0 minutes for me too........................you must have a ton of people on your profile just waiting to.........flag stuff.......
User avatar #31 to #30 - secretdestroyers (03/27/2013) [-]
Maybe Fj just won't let you post things if they've been flagged already. Btw, you haven't gotten banned yet?
User avatar #32 to #31 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/27/2013) [-]
I know........strange..........it's like it's rigged or something..........
User avatar #20 - muzikmafia (11/12/2012) [-]
Are you going to be a good boy tonight, secretdestroyers?
User avatar #21 to #20 - secretdestroyers (11/12/2012) [-]
Maaaayyyybe.
User avatar #18 - paesani (11/05/2012) [-]
I hope you die in a fire.
User avatar #17 - jettripleseven (11/05/2012) [-]
walt kills mike and hank finds out about the meth business while on the toilet
User avatar #16 - badasstoaster (11/05/2012) [-]
I hope you get ****** by thousands of fat greasy men.
User avatar #15 - muzikmafia (11/05/2012) [-]
And what's weird is that you didn't even open a troll account, you have time invested here.

Just want to watch the world burn?
User avatar #14 - muzikmafia (11/05/2012) [-]
Hey troll



I bet you're a 13 year old who's daddy just allowed him free reign of the internet and decided the first thing he'd do would be to mess with strangers.

Eat a dick
User avatar #13 - TuhRainbowLlama (11/05/2012) [-]
hue
#12 - robbydarko (11/05/2012) [-]
You're a bloody cunt. May the man that murders you have mercy on your ungreatful soul
User avatar #10 - shazmothree (11/05/2012) [-]
You're the scum of funnyjunk, cancerous bastard.
#4 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
IF I KNEW WHO YOU WAS I WOULD DO SOMTHING TO YOU
User avatar #9 to #4 - secretdestroyers (11/05/2012) [-]
Well, if you live or go to college in Vermont, you could figure that out relatively quick....good luck!
#11 to #9 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
im from sweden so dont get your hopes up
User avatar #3 - parttimepimp (11/05/2012) [-]
I will find you, and then rape your living soul with movie spoilers.
User avatar #1 - HomerSimpson (11/05/2012) [-]
You're a huge faggot.
User avatar #2 to #1 - secretdestroyers (11/05/2012) [-]
I know....
#5 to #2 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
can you please stop it?
User avatar #7 to #5 - secretdestroyers (11/05/2012) [-]
Yeah, ok, I guess....
#8 to #7 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
THANKS
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