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Gender: male
Age: 113
Date Signed Up:9/06/2012
Last Login:1/30/2015
Location:Vermont
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Content Ranking:#13873
Comment Ranking:#4319
Highest Content Rank:#5244
Highest Comment Rank:#77
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Comment Thumbs: 29531 total,  36590 ,  7059
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Times Content Favorited:39 times
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#78 - Enjoy! 7 hours ago on The Queen of Sass +1
#72 - Yeah, I feel like that's the case with most women, which is sa… 01/29/2015 on Make-up 0
#62 - Pretty much every guy's face when you ask them that....  [+] (2 new replies) 01/29/2015 on Make-up +4
#71 - xcoreyx (01/29/2015) [-]
I feel like I'm supposed to not care, but I do. I think spreading artificial colors and chemicals on your face is retarded. If you can't go out in public while displaying your normal face, to me that's a sign of severely debilitating insecurity.
User avatar #72 - secretdestroyers (01/29/2015) [-]
Yeah, I feel like that's the case with most women, which is sad. My girlfriend doesn't wear makeup nor does she shave her legs, which I hardly even noticed when we first started dating, nor do I care about now...

Perhaps society would say I'm secretly gay....oh well.
#84 - Summary of every episode of House: Foreman: "Hou… 01/29/2015 on House +2
#76 - Mary Jane is in some kind of danger cliche. (DING)  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2015 on Well, shit. +15
User avatar #86 - testaburger (01/28/2015) [-]
Fucking read it in the guy's voice

Thumb for you
#69 - Ayy lmao! 01/28/2015 on Mums... 0
#140 - Ah, I see.... 01/28/2015 on Starter Pack Compilation +1
#139 - Can someone explain the 'freshman at first party' one? What do…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2015 on Starter Pack Compilation +2
User avatar #152 - timelordeternal (01/28/2015) [-]
It's the snapchat timer. Those are seconds left on his stories. A story is one picture. Each picture can have a max of 10 seconds to view. The OVER 9000 means that he's taken a fuckton of pictures.
#137 - You forgot the fedora....  [+] (2 new replies) 01/28/2015 on Starter Pack Compilation +2
User avatar #138 - ohgodwaitimatheist (01/28/2015) [-]
This is on the booster pack, alongside Doritos and Mountain Dew.
User avatar #140 - secretdestroyers (01/28/2015) [-]
Ah, I see....
#136 - When I was a freshman/sophomore, I lived in the oldest buildin… 01/28/2015 on Starter Pack Compilation +1

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User avatar #41 - misanthrizzle (05/03/2014) [-]
ya **** you too buddy
User avatar #39 - phudgepacker (11/25/2013) [-]
i added you because smashing pumpkins
User avatar #40 to #39 - secretdestroyers (11/25/2013) [-]
Good call, mate. I had a nice laugh with your username...
#38 - anonymous (11/25/2013) [-]
The world is a vampire..
#37 - thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [-]
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Good day. Have you accepted Slaanesh as your lord and drug dealer yet?
#26 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2013) [-]
Heres that Nasty **** you ordered.





This image was flagged 0 minutes ago
User avatar #27 to #26 - secretdestroyers (03/26/2013) [-]
Damn it, it got flagged....again.
User avatar #28 to #27 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/26/2013) [-]
Hm.....when does it say it was flagged?
User avatar #29 to #28 - secretdestroyers (03/27/2013) [-]
Like...0 minutes ago. Well, it wasn't me, that's for damn sure!
User avatar #30 to #29 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/27/2013) [-]
Says 0 minutes for me too........................you must have a ton of people on your profile just waiting to.........flag stuff.......
User avatar #31 to #30 - secretdestroyers (03/27/2013) [-]
Maybe Fj just won't let you post things if they've been flagged already. Btw, you haven't gotten banned yet?
User avatar #32 to #31 - chiktikkavaspaus (03/27/2013) [-]
I know........strange..........it's like it's rigged or something..........
User avatar #20 - muzikmafia (11/12/2012) [-]
Are you going to be a good boy tonight, secretdestroyers?
User avatar #21 to #20 - secretdestroyers (11/12/2012) [-]
Maaaayyyybe.
User avatar #18 - paesani (11/05/2012) [-]
I hope you die in a fire.
User avatar #17 - jettripleseven (11/05/2012) [-]
walt kills mike and hank finds out about the meth business while on the toilet
User avatar #16 - badasstoaster (11/05/2012) [-]
I hope you get ****** by thousands of fat greasy men.
User avatar #15 - muzikmafia (11/05/2012) [-]
And what's weird is that you didn't even open a troll account, you have time invested here.

Just want to watch the world burn?
User avatar #14 - muzikmafia (11/05/2012) [-]
Hey troll



I bet you're a 13 year old who's daddy just allowed him free reign of the internet and decided the first thing he'd do would be to mess with strangers.

Eat a dick
User avatar #13 - TuhRainbowLlama (11/05/2012) [-]
hue
#12 - robbydarko (11/05/2012) [-]
You're a bloody cunt. May the man that murders you have mercy on your ungreatful soul
User avatar #10 - shazmothree (11/05/2012) [-]
You're the scum of funnyjunk, cancerous bastard.
#4 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
IF I KNEW WHO YOU WAS I WOULD DO SOMTHING TO YOU
User avatar #9 to #4 - secretdestroyers (11/05/2012) [-]
Well, if you live or go to college in Vermont, you could figure that out relatively quick....good luck!
#11 to #9 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
im from sweden so dont get your hopes up
User avatar #3 - parttimepimp (11/05/2012) [-]
I will find you, and then rape your living soul with movie spoilers.
User avatar #1 - HomerSimpson (11/05/2012) [-]
You're a huge faggot.
User avatar #2 to #1 - secretdestroyers (11/05/2012) [-]
I know....
#5 to #2 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
can you please stop it?
User avatar #7 to #5 - secretdestroyers (11/05/2012) [-]
Yeah, ok, I guess....
#8 to #7 - azsx (11/05/2012) [-]
THANKS
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