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User avatar #655 - ariusbrightwing (06/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #651 - toolmaster (11/22/2011) [-]
hay
User avatar #652 to #675 - secretaznman (11/22/2011) [-]
oh hai :3
User avatar #653 to #676 - toolmaster (11/22/2011) [-]
hows you :3
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User avatar #628 to #651 - secretaznman (11/21/2011) [-]
hehe tanks :3 its my favv <3
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User avatar #630 to #653 - secretaznman (11/21/2011) [-]
goods :3 you?
#631 to #654 - narkyelite **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #632 to #655 - secretaznman (11/21/2011) [-]
oooh gimme gimme :3
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User avatar #634 to #657 - secretaznman (11/21/2011) [-]
i noes i saw :3 me gusta x3
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User avatar #636 to #659 - secretaznman (11/21/2011) [-]
why u so good at drawing? x3
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User avatar #638 to #661 - secretaznman (11/21/2011) [-]
draw me one! :U pweaaase :3
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User avatar #640 to #663 - secretaznman (11/21/2011) [-]
me silly :3 but furry ;D lemme find a somewhat decent pic of me x3
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#642 to #665 - secretaznman (11/21/2011) [-]
heres me with mah puppeh from a little whiles back :3
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User avatar #644 to #667 - secretaznman (11/21/2011) [-]
well jus draw me, my puppeh is already furry x3
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User avatar #649 to #671 - secretaznman (11/21/2011) [-]
i have purple hair, your argument is invalid x3 thanks bro ^^ ill have to find a better pic for you to draw ;D but i gotta head to bed now, class tomorrow :\ goodnight :3
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User avatar #646 to #669 - secretaznman (11/21/2011) [-]
yay ^^
#625 - User (11/01/2011) [-]
**User rolled a random image** mfw random add
#626 to #640 - User (11/01/2011) [-]
**User rolled a random image** eh close enough
#622 - ReptaurLOLL (10/13/2011) [-]
**ReptaurLOLL rolled a random image** Its *roll picture* man. Just saw your comment and decided to show you.
#623 to #637 - secretaznman (10/13/2011) [-]
**secretaznman rolled a random image** yea i know, i always make that mistake -_- thanks anyway tho^^
**secretaznman rolled a random image** yea i know, i always make that mistake -_- thanks anyway tho^^
#624 to #638 - ReptaurLOLL (10/13/2011) [-]
**ReptaurLOLL rolled a random image** No problem lol.
#592 - JohnE (10/11/2011) [-]
So is it time for birthday spanks yet?
#613 to #606 - secretaznman (10/11/2011) [-]
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#614 to #628 - JohnE (10/11/2011) [-]
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#615 to #629 - secretaznman (10/11/2011) [-]
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#616 to #630 - JohnE (10/11/2011) [-]
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#617 to #631 - secretaznman (10/11/2011) [-]
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#618 to #632 - JohnE (10/11/2011) [-]
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#619 to #633 - secretaznman (10/11/2011) [-]
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#620 to #634 - JohnE (10/11/2011) [-]
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#593 to #606 - secretaznman (10/11/2011) [-]
**secretaznman rolled a random image** ummm, yes?
**secretaznman rolled a random image** ummm, yes?
#594 to #607 - JohnE (10/11/2011) [-]
Or is it birthday punches... I always forget.
Or is it birthday punches... I always forget.
#595 to #608 - secretaznman (10/11/2011) [-]
**secretaznman rolled a random image** how about birthday kittens instead?
User avatar #596 to #609 - JohnE (10/11/2011) [-]
No
User avatar #597 to #610 - secretaznman (10/11/2011) [-]
admit it, that was sheer amounts of win right there ;D
#567 - JohnE (10/10/2011) [-]
**JohnE rolled user MattSwan **
#568 to #580 - secretaznman (10/10/2011) [-]
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User avatar #569 to #581 - JohnE (10/10/2011) [-]
What's going on my epic friend
#570 to #582 - secretaznman (10/10/2011) [-]
**secretaznman rolled a random image** holding 5 different conversations at once, like a boss B-)
#571 to #584 - JohnE (10/10/2011) [-]
Oh then I'll just leave you alone then, I don't want to be a bother...
Oh then I'll just leave you alone then, I don't want to be a bother...
#572 to #585 - secretaznman (10/10/2011) [-]
**secretaznman rolled a random image** *flying pounce* you arent going anywhere :U its ok, youre not a bother ;)
#573 to #586 - JohnE (10/10/2011) [-]
**JohnE rolled a random image**   
Yay :3 Soooo. I'm not good at conversation.
**JohnE rolled a random image**
Yay :3 Soooo. I'm not good at conversation.
#574 to #587 - secretaznman (10/10/2011) [-]
**secretaznman rolled a random image** y u say that?
#578 to #588 - JohnE (10/10/2011) [-]
Cause I am not. Normally I would've ended it at that last period if I wasn't trying to prove a point. I'm actually disproving my point by continuing to talk...
#579 to #592 - secretaznman (10/10/2011) [-]
**secretaznman rolled a random image** awww dont beat yourself up about it :'(
#581 to #594 - secretaznman (10/10/2011) [-]
**secretaznman rolled a random image** nuuuuuuuu D: dont go :(
User avatar #582 to #595 - secretaznman (10/10/2011) [-]
XDDDDDD lolwat XDDDD
User avatar #583 to #596 - JohnE (10/10/2011) [-]
Must be a furry...
User avatar #584 to #597 - secretaznman (10/10/2011) [-]
that was, interesting x333333
#585 to #598 - JohnE (10/10/2011) [-]
**JohnE rolled a random image** Just delete any pics of mine only if they are pony.
#587 to #599 - secretaznman (10/10/2011) [-]
**secretaznman rolled a random image** oh i dont mind ^^
#588 to #601 - JohnE (10/10/2011) [-]
**JohnE rolled a random image** ALWAYS NEEDS MORE CUBONE.
#589 to #602 - secretaznman (10/10/2011) [-]
**secretaznman rolled a random image** yup totally ;D
#590 to #603 - JohnE (10/10/2011) [-]
**JohnE rolled a random image** This is boring now.
#591 to #604 - secretaznman (10/10/2011) [-]
**secretaznman rolled a random image** eh, suit yourself :P
User avatar #586 to #599 - JohnE (10/10/2011) [-]
*roll picutre* ^^^ Oh sounds hot >.>
User avatar #566 - sweetheartthewolf (10/09/2011) [-]
so i hear you're a close friend of Soniclucario :3
im Sweetheart hehe, nice to meet you furfriend :3
#549 - OrangeYellowMan (10/04/2011) [-]
Sooooo...i kinda just read some interesting stuff down below on you're comments wall...now im all hard D:

<-----(also i heard you like Soul Eater)
User avatar #550 to #562 - secretaznman (10/04/2011) [-]
hey who said who could look at my wall :U loljk xD but yea im reading the manga still ;)
User avatar #551 to #563 - OrangeYellowMan (10/04/2011) [-]
i said i get to look at you're wall xD -reads on in slight envy at you're "activities"-

i watched the whole anime like twice :P im waiting for ever last book to come out for the manga before i read them though xD i dont like to wait on a story
User avatar #552 to #564 - secretaznman (10/04/2011) [-]
lol "activities" XD
User avatar #553 to #565 - OrangeYellowMan (10/04/2011) [-]
well i had a fellow furry that i shared "activities" with :p but their schedule is packed and i dont talk to 'em much anymore. so its like getting blue balled in a lame kinda way xDD
User avatar #554 to #566 - secretaznman (10/04/2011) [-]
haha xD sucks for you :P
User avatar #555 to #567 - OrangeYellowMan (10/04/2011) [-]
it does, it does xD
User avatar #556 to #568 - secretaznman (10/04/2011) [-]
well kittywithaguitar just dumped ass loads of porn if you want it ;D
User avatar #557 to #569 - OrangeYellowMan (10/04/2011) [-]
oi? -sounds yummy >>- hmmm...dont know if want fap alone or RP fap with person....
User avatar #558 to #570 - secretaznman (10/04/2011) [-]
wait wat? RP fap? >.>
User avatar #559 to #571 - OrangeYellowMan (10/04/2011) [-]
haha, its nothing xD its just what i personally call it or w/e. i know this odd chat site people use to RP smexy things but no on there is much of a furry fan, so its kinda meh....-checks out the porn dump-
User avatar #560 to #572 - secretaznman (10/04/2011) [-]
wats that site called? :3
User avatar #561 to #573 - OrangeYellowMan (10/04/2011) [-]
Gee i dont remember ;D what do i get if i happen to remember and tell ya? xD
User avatar #562 to #574 - secretaznman (10/04/2011) [-]
a cookie x3
User avatar #563 to #575 - OrangeYellowMan (10/04/2011) [-]
-Checks my internet options- i have enough cookies xD so no thanks hun :P

its just You need to login to view this link or something like that...its an ok site but meh...its really hard to find a descent person on their to RP with.
User avatar #564 to #576 - secretaznman (10/04/2011) [-]
well okey dokey then, but you still get a cookie ;3
User avatar #565 to #577 - OrangeYellowMan (10/04/2011) [-]
What kinda cookie??! xD a special kinda cookie or something? :P
User avatar #548 - toolmaster (09/25/2011) [-]
hay!
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#534 to #545 - secretaznman (09/14/2011) [-]
**secretaznman rolled a random image**

*nuzzles my head up your chest and kisses your cheek*

continuing! ;D so wats up?
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#536 to #547 - secretaznman (09/14/2011) [-]
**secretaznman rolled a random image**

*playfully nibbles on your ear*

my gf just left, so im derpin around on the internet ^^
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#538 to #549 - secretaznman (09/14/2011) [-]
**secretaznman rolled a random image**

*continues to playfully nibble*

lots of porn
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#540 to #552 - secretaznman (09/14/2011) [-]
**secretaznman rolled a random image**

*rubs my hand against the back of your head*

wats on those 3 tabs? x3
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#542 to #554 - secretaznman (09/14/2011) [-]
**secretaznman rolled a random image**

*softly leans in to kiss you on the lips*

what kind of porn? x3
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User avatar #545 to #556 - secretaznman (09/14/2011) [-]
*wraps up the kiss quickly*

oh cool ;D and im sorry i have to leave D: ill talk to you tomorrow ;) <3
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#544 to #556 - bigbastards (09/14/2011) [-]
FAGGOTS
User avatar #547 to #557 - secretaznman (09/15/2011) [-]
lol look at all the ***** i give ;D
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User avatar #523 to #460 - secretaznman (09/06/2011) [-]
(haha it's ok)
*slips a finger into my hole and pulls out a swab of your cum and sucks eagerly on it*

I dunno, I guess my master hasn't pleased me enough ;)
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User avatar #525 to #524 - secretaznman (09/06/2011) [-]
*moans in pleasure as you bob up and down on my cock*

nnngh..... it feels sooooooo good mmph...... I'm g-gonna c-cum...
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User avatar #527 to #526 - secretaznman (09/06/2011) [-]
*releases streams of my cum into your mouth as I moan and yelp like a bitch*

Take it all..... It's all for my master <3
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User avatar #529 to #528 - secretaznman (09/06/2011) [-]
*wraps my body around your and snuggles up close to you*

Did I do well for my master? *innocent face*
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User avatar #531 to #530 - secretaznman (09/06/2011) [-]
(I actually have to go to bed now, seeya around ^^)
*nestles my head into your chest and purrs softly*
all that work sure gets me tired *yawns* I think I'll just crash here ^^
*wraps my tail around yours and wraps my arms around you, while I slowly drift off into sleep*
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User avatar #503 to #460 - secretaznman (09/05/2011) [-]
*slides my mouth down your shaft, taking in most of your length*

(mumbled) mmh, so tasty <3 i want it all inside me.....
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User avatar #505 to #504 - secretaznman (09/06/2011) [-]
*deepthroats all of your length, moaning in pleasure*

(mumbled) where ever you want to put it master, im here to please you <3
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User avatar #507 to #506 - secretaznman (09/06/2011) [-]
*nods in agreement and flops over on my back eagerly awaiting you cock*

im ready master.....
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User avatar #509 to #508 - secretaznman (09/06/2011) [-]
*slightly moans from your cock teasing my hole*

y-yes im positive... im a little whore who needs to be punished......
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User avatar #511 to #510 - secretaznman (09/06/2011) [-]
*lets out a load moan from the pleasure you cock creates in my hole*

mmmmmph, your so big..... **** my slutty hole....
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User avatar #513 to #512 - secretaznman (09/06/2011) [-]
*seductively sucks on my finger while i stroke myself to the rhythm of your rough thrusts*

MMMMH, y-y-yesss your dick feels so good in my ass...
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User avatar #515 to #514 - secretaznman (09/06/2011) [-]
*pre starts to leak out of my cock and drips down your hand*

*all you can hear from me is moans of absolute pleasure*
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User avatar #517 to #516 - secretaznman (09/06/2011) [-]
( *************** lot FJ alert system -_-)
*moves my hips against your thrusts and lets out a girly yelp of pleasure*

D-do it master, I want your cum inside of me.......
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User avatar #519 to #518 - secretaznman (09/06/2011) [-]
(hehe thanks)
*winces in the pleasure as hot sticky strands of your cum shoot into my tight hole*

mmmph... Oh god it f-feels so good.... I want all of your cum in my tight slutty ass.........
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User avatar #521 to #520 - secretaznman (09/06/2011) [-]
(it's ok ^^)
*blushes brightly as you fill my tight hole with your cum, letting out another girly yelp*

mmmmmh y-yes, **** your little slave as hard as you can...... make your cum pour out of my ass.....
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User avatar #481 to #460 - secretaznman (09/05/2011) [-]
*continues to kiss your soft lips, gently scratching the back of your ear*

well im happy for you two ^^ you guys look very cute together :)
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User avatar #483 to #482 - secretaznman (09/05/2011) [-]
*gently prods my tongue at the opening of your lips, scratching your ears harder*

ok then, whatever you say buddy ;)
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User avatar #487 to #484 - secretaznman (09/05/2011) [-]
*wraps my tail around your legs and gently pushes the back of you head into our kiss*

..... i was being sarcastic, i think you are the cuter one >:)
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User avatar #489 to #488 - secretaznman (09/05/2011) [-]
*gently pushes my tongue deeper into your soft mouth*

aha, ive fooled you! >:D
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User avatar #491 to #490 - secretaznman (09/05/2011) [-]
*slowly runs my hand down your chest as i further deepen our kiss*

well, i dunno, i was kinda hoping we could continue our last session ;)
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User avatar #493 to #492 - secretaznman (09/05/2011) [-]
(dont worry about it ^^)
*my hand slowly arrives at your crotch, giving it a light squeeze*

thats fine with me, but same way as last time?
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User avatar #495 to #494 - secretaznman (09/05/2011) [-]
(haha its ok i had dinner anyway)
*gently unzips your pants and reaches in*

is master going to take the lead again? *innocent face*
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User avatar #497 to #496 - secretaznman (09/05/2011) [-]
(dont worry about it ;) )
*softly moans as i grasp all of your length with my hands*

its been a while since ive you like this *blushes* i hope i can still take it all in
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User avatar #499 to #498 - secretaznman (09/05/2011) [-]
*closes my eyes as i lean over you cock, teasing the tip with my tongue*

mmmh, still big and juicy <3
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User avatar #501 to #500 - secretaznman (09/05/2011) [-]
*gently eases your cock into my mouth as i run my tongue along the shaft*

(mumbled) oh god, mmmmmmh so good....
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User avatar #461 to #460 - secretaznman (09/01/2011) [-]
*return hugs, and licks your nose*

Ohai! I cant be on for long, I got class tomorrow D:
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User avatar #463 to #462 - secretaznman (09/01/2011) [-]
*snuggles you closer*

Probably only a few minutes D:
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User avatar #465 to #464 - secretaznman (09/01/2011) [-]
*wraps my tail around your waist, while scratching your ear*

Thanks ^^ I really got to get to bed early because I wake at 5 for class :(
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User avatar #467 to #466 - secretaznman (09/01/2011) [-]
*blushes and lightly kisses you on the lips*

But I have friday and Monday off, sooooooo ;)
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User avatar #469 to #468 - secretaznman (09/01/2011) [-]
*gently pokes my tongue at the opening of your lips*

but we both have the weekend :)
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User avatar #471 to #470 - secretaznman (09/05/2011) [-]
sorry i wasnt on all weekend D: i was at the beach with a few friends
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User avatar #473 to #472 - secretaznman (09/05/2011) [-]
*return hugs and licks your nose*

yep ^^ me and my friend joe were at the boardwalk picking up chicks, then we met up with some other friends and had a beach party :D
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User avatar #475 to #474 - secretaznman (09/05/2011) [-]
*blushes and playfully nibbles your ear*

um no :P we met these 2 cute girls and made out with them on the beach, one of them was going to blow me under the lifeguard stand, but a ****** cop came by on a quad -_-
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User avatar #477 to #476 - secretaznman (09/05/2011) [-]
*kisses you gently on the nose and wraps my tail around your arms*

oh i do >:) but last weekend of summer is party time ;)
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User avatar #479 to #478 - secretaznman (09/05/2011) [-]
*softly kisses you on the lips, caressing your tail*

thats also understandable ^^ you must really be in love with him <3
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User avatar #458 - secretaznman (08/28/2011) [-]
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User avatar #459 to #458 - secretaznman (08/28/2011) [-]
just felt like triforcing
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User avatar #448 to #411 - secretaznman (08/28/2011) [-]
*gives out a slight moan in pleasure as i push my tongue deeper into your mouth*

haha nice :) i wouldnt want to interrupt you and duke though
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User avatar #450 to #449 - secretaznman (08/28/2011) [-]
*blushes and gently rubs your back*

but i wouldnt want to interfere with you two :'(
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User avatar #452 to #451 - secretaznman (08/28/2011) [-]
*slowly finishes our kiss*

its ok really, i can let you two finish ^-^
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User avatar #454 to #453 - secretaznman (08/28/2011) [-]
*pats you on the head*

no really its ok, your time with him should be intimate :) i can wait for you two to finish ^^
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User avatar #456 to #455 - secretaznman (08/28/2011) [-]
*kisses you on the cheek*

i insist! ^-^
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User avatar #413 to #411 - secretaznman (08/28/2011) [-]
*return huggles*

oh hai ^-^
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User avatar #416 to #415 - secretaznman (08/28/2011) [-]
*playfully nibbles on your ear*

eh pretty good, that ****** hurricane is pounding on my front door, but otherwise good ^^
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User avatar #421 to #419 - secretaznman (08/28/2011) [-]
*wiggles my nose and gives you a kiss on the cheek*

thanks ^.^ it doesnt seem too bad, its just really kinda loud :\
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User avatar #424 to #422 - secretaznman (08/28/2011) [-]
*burrows my nose in your chest, snuggling you tight*

i actually have a pair on my desk. i was at the linkin park concert at the wells fargo center a little while ago and they were handing them out. never used them though xD
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User avatar #428 to #426 - secretaznman (08/28/2011) [-]
*purrs along with you and wraps my tail around yours*

it was really loud as **** , i couldnt hear in class for a week after it xD
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User avatar #432 to #429 - secretaznman (08/28/2011) [-]
*blushes lightly, and playfully bites your nose*

but why would you go to a concert if you dont like the music?
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User avatar #436 to #434 - secretaznman (08/28/2011) [-]
*purrs softly as you scratch and licks your cheek*

oh yea, that xD my gf and i are trying to get tix to the deadmau5 concert in sept, ***** gonna go down :D
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#440 to #438 - secretaznman (08/28/2011) [-]
*purrs louder and kisses you on the cheek*

deadmau5 is sex for your ears :3
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User avatar #444 to #443 - secretaznman (08/28/2011) [-]
*accepts your kiss and pokes between your lips with my tongue*

im sure theres a mix of mau5 and metal somewhere ;)
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User avatar #446 to #445 - secretaznman (08/28/2011) [-]
*blushes and gently rubs my tongue against yours*

theres probably a bunch of them, seeing how awesome deadmau5 is ;D
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User avatar #439 to #403 - secretaznman (08/28/2011) [-]
yup thats scanty and kneesocks. the animation style is normally modeled after american cartoons, but their transformation scenes use traditional Japanese animation. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEpy0znKHWs <-- linkity linkity
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User avatar #442 to #441 - secretaznman (08/28/2011) [-]
you should definitly watch it, its sex for your eyes :D
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#423 to #420 - secretaznman (08/28/2011) [-]
anime called Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt. the two antagonists Scanty and Kneesocks are in that pic and are sisters. and wincest 0.O lots of it between them
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User avatar #427 to #425 - secretaznman (08/28/2011) [-]
its actually really awesome in that it makes absol lutely no sense xD wut kind of r34 you got? 0.o
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User avatar #431 to #430 - secretaznman (08/28/2011) [-]
ah. kneesocks is kinda my favorite. because she's such a bitch xD
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User avatar #435 to #433 - secretaznman (08/28/2011) [-]
ah k character roundup time!
Panty: dumb whore blond angel who got kicked out of heaven for having to much sex. oh and her panties turn into guns
Stocking: blue haired goth angel who got kicked out of heaven with her sister Panty for eating too much sugar. and her stockings turn into katanas
Scanty: evil green haired bitch demon. her panties turn into revolvers
Kneesocks: evil white haired bitch demon sister of Scanty. her kneesocks turn into scythes. scanty and kneesocks are known to participate in wincest.
there are other characters but i dont feel like bothering you with too much information :P
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User avatar #378 to #377 - secretaznman (08/26/2011) [-]
wut needs moar swag?
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#380 to #379 - secretaznman (08/26/2011) [-]
how should i achieve this?
how should i achieve this?
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#384 to #383 - secretaznman (08/26/2011) [-]
deadmau5 :U with a side of daft punk
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#386 to #385 - secretaznman (08/26/2011) [-]
:O take that back you fiend!
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User avatar #370 to #335 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]
*return nuzzling of nose*

so did the eagles :P
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User avatar #372 to #371 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]
*blushes as well, then kisses your lips*

eh, a little bit everything. summers are pretty hot, lots of snow in the winder, falls and springs are pleasant :)
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User avatar #374 to #373 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]
*kisses you passionately, giving some tongue*

haha, oh well :P i gotta go to bed now, i gotta get up early tomorrow for my flight :\ wuv you ^-^
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User avatar #336 to #335 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]
*return huggle*

hey you ;) we were just talking about you
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User avatar #339 to #337 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]
*purrs softly*

no its not you, its me, im just a little embassased :'(
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User avatar #343 to #342 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]
*purrs louder*

i guess i didnt realize at the time that everyone could see what we did o.o its ok though, im over it :)
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User avatar #347 to #344 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]
*wraps my tail around your leg*

yea i did have a lot of fun ^-^ we definitely should to it more often :3
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User avatar #350 to #349 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]
*has a puzzled look on, but still enjoys kiss*

like right now? 0.o
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User avatar #353 to #351 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]
*giggles too, then playfully nibbles your ear*

i dunno, im really tired, i was out late :\
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User avatar #357 to #355 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]
*nudges your cheek with my nose*

oh :/ haha, we should still do it later though ^-^
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User avatar #360 to #359 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]
*purrs in unison with you*

eh, tomorrow im flying home from LA :'/
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User avatar #364 to #363 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]
*wraps my tail around your arms*

south jersey B-)
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User avatar #368 to #367 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]
*purrs softly and snuggles you*

oh texas isnt that bad ;) its the dallas cowboys that suck :P
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User avatar #340 to #315 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]
that actually happened to me recently :|3
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User avatar #345 to #341 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]
me and my gf were at the beach making out on a lifeguard stand, and this dude came up and tapped me on the shoulder and asked for a condom, but i only had one in my wallet so i turned him down. the dude was pissed at me but me girlfriend loved me for it x3
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User avatar #348 to #346 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]
haha, i actually did that night, because i held onto that condom x3
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User avatar #354 to #352 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]
she thought is was so romantic that i saved a condom for us and not for a stranger. i didnt follow her logic, but i didnt care ;D
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User avatar #358 to #356 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]
very right my friend ;D so what have you been up to with other kitty? :3
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User avatar #362 to #361 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]
hm, nothing exciting? like a ravaging firefight through the streets of baghdad?
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User avatar #366 to #365 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]
oh, well just today i killed exactly 53.7 insurgents with a single bullet
User avatar #316 to #315 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]
uhhh, yea kinda :|3
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User avatar #318 to #317 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]
yea.... so um.... *feels really ******* awkward* :||||||||
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User avatar #320 to #319 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]
n-no reason :||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |||||||||||||||||||
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User avatar #322 to #321 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]
so uh... you read all of that?
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User avatar #324 to #323 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]
did he tell you?
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User avatar #326 to #325 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]
what was in our "encounter"
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User avatar #328 to #327 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]
oh, well um... yea that uh, that kinda happened
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User avatar #330 to #329 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]
eh, i kinda didnt realize at the time that everyone can see this :|
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User avatar #332 to #331 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]
i guess so, i just kinda got caught up in the moment : |
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User avatar #334 to #333 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]
thats like that awkward moment when your making out on the beach with someone a stranger asks you for a condom :
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