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#655 - ariusbrightwing ONLINE (06/15/2012) [-]

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#654 - narkyelite **User deleted account** (11/30/2011) [-]

hey :3

#651 - toolmaster (11/22/2011) [-]

hay

#652 to #675 - secretaznman (11/22/2011) [-]

oh hai :3

#653 to #676 - toolmaster (11/22/2011) [-]

hows you :3

#627 - narkyelite **User deleted account** (11/21/2011) [-]

hey new furiend :U
btw, your avatar is awesome becasue comic it comes from is awesome X3

#628 to #651 - secretaznman (11/21/2011) [-]

hehe tanks :3 its my favv <3

#629 to #652 - narkyelite **User deleted account** (11/21/2011) [-]

lolz X3
so how is chu?

#630 to #653 - secretaznman (11/21/2011) [-]

goods :3 you?

#631 to #654 - narkyelite **User deleted account** (11/21/2011) [-]

im great XD
i just started drawing NSFW today, theres some in my profile pics if you wanna see eet

#632 to #655 - secretaznman (11/21/2011) [-]

oooh gimme gimme :3

#633 to #656 - narkyelite **User deleted account** (11/21/2011) [-]

tis GFUR only X3
click my avatar on my profile page and it takes you to profile pics :3

#634 to #657 - secretaznman (11/21/2011) [-]

i noes i saw :3 me gusta x3

#635 to #658 - narkyelite **User deleted account** (11/21/2011) [-]

hehe XD

#636 to #659 - secretaznman (11/21/2011) [-]

why u so good at drawing? x3

#637 to #660 - narkyelite **User deleted account** (11/21/2011) [-]

iunno XD

#638 to #661 - secretaznman (11/21/2011) [-]

draw me one! :U pweaaase :3

#639 to #662 - narkyelite **User deleted account** (11/21/2011) [-]

okies. what do you want done? X3

#640 to #663 - secretaznman (11/21/2011) [-]

me silly :3 but furry ;D lemme find a somewhat decent pic of me x3

#641 to #664 - narkyelite **User deleted account** (11/21/2011) [-]

ok :3

#642 to #665 - secretaznman (11/21/2011) [-]

heres me with mah puppeh from a little whiles back :3

#643 to #666 - narkyelite **User deleted account** (11/21/2011) [-]

d'awww!! :D
so, cpy that pic with you furry? i can do that now :3

#644 to #667 - secretaznman (11/21/2011) [-]

well jus draw me, my puppeh is already furry x3

#647 to #668 - narkyelite **User deleted account** (11/21/2011) [-]

here :3

#649 to #671 - secretaznman (11/21/2011) [-]

i have purple hair, your argument is invalid x3 thanks bro ^^ ill have to find a better pic for you to draw ;D but i gotta head to bed now, class tomorrow :\ goodnight :3

#650 to #673 - narkyelite **User deleted account** (11/21/2011) [-]

kk, sorry if i messed your hair up X3
nighty night, ttyl :3

#648 to #671 - narkyelite **User deleted account** (11/21/2011) [-]

holy fuck the eyes are big o.o

#645 to #668 - narkyelite **User deleted account** (11/21/2011) [-]

okies ^^
ill do it now

#646 to #669 - secretaznman (11/21/2011) [-]

yay ^^

#625 - User (11/01/2011) [-]

**User rolled a random image** mfw random add

#626 to #640 - User (11/01/2011) [-]

**User rolled a random image** eh close enough

#622 - ReptaurLOLL (10/13/2011) [-]

**ReptaurLOLL rolled a random image** Its *roll picture* man. Just saw your comment and decided to show you.

#623 to #637 - secretaznman (10/13/2011) [-]

**secretaznman rolled a random image** yea i know, i always make that mistake -_- thanks anyway tho^^

#624 to #638 - ReptaurLOLL (10/13/2011) [-]

**ReptaurLOLL rolled a random image** No problem lol.

#592 - JohnE ONLINE (10/11/2011) [-]

So is it time for birthday spanks yet?

#613 to #606 - secretaznman (10/11/2011) [-]

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#614 to #628 - JohnE ONLINE (10/11/2011) [-]

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#615 to #629 - secretaznman (10/11/2011) [-]

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#616 to #630 - JohnE ONLINE (10/11/2011) [-]

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#617 to #631 - secretaznman (10/11/2011) [-]

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#618 to #632 - JohnE ONLINE (10/11/2011) [-]

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#619 to #633 - secretaznman (10/11/2011) [-]

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#620 to #634 - JohnE ONLINE (10/11/2011) [-]

**JohnE rolled a random image**

#621 to #635 - secretaznman (10/11/2011) [-]

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#593 to #606 - secretaznman (10/11/2011) [-]

**secretaznman rolled a random image** ummm, yes?

#594 to #607 - JohnE ONLINE (10/11/2011) [-]

Or is it birthday punches... I always forget.

#595 to #608 - secretaznman (10/11/2011) [-]

**secretaznman rolled a random image** how about birthday kittens instead?

#596 to #609 - JohnE ONLINE (10/11/2011) [-]

#597 to #610 - secretaznman (10/11/2011) [-]

admit it, that was sheer amounts of win right there ;D

#598 to #611 - JohnE ONLINE (10/11/2011) [-]

**JohnE rolled a random image** I had no idea that that was a random picture.
Just like how this picture doesn't have forever alone in it.

#599 to #612 - secretaznman (10/11/2011) [-]

**secretaznman rolled a random image** just like how this isnt a picture of epic fail guy

#600 to #613 - JohnE ONLINE (10/11/2011) [-]

**JohnE rolled a random image** But you are wrong! Boobs cannot control someone who is... Well, uh... Nevermind. Forget I said anything.

#601 to #614 - secretaznman (10/11/2011) [-]

**secretaznman rolled a random image** yea thats what i thought :U

#602 to #616 - JohnE ONLINE (10/11/2011) [-]

**JohnE rolled a random image** >u>

#603 to #617 - secretaznman (10/11/2011) [-]

**secretaznman rolled a random image** :u

#604 to #618 - JohnE ONLINE (10/11/2011) [-]

**JohnE rolled a random image**

#605 to #619 - secretaznman (10/11/2011) [-]

**secretaznman rolled a random image**

#606 to #620 - JohnE ONLINE (10/11/2011) [-]

**JohnE rolled a random image**

#607 to #621 - secretaznman (10/11/2011) [-]

**secretaznman rolled a random image**

#608 to #622 - JohnE ONLINE (10/11/2011) [-]

**JohnE rolled a random image** I'm just waiting to roll an NSFW image.

#609 to #623 - secretaznman (10/11/2011) [-]

**secretaznman rolled a random image** ill get one first :u

#610 to #624 - JohnE ONLINE (10/11/2011) [-]

**JohnE rolled a random image** Goddamn why are there so many ponies...

#611 to #625 - secretaznman (10/11/2011) [-]

**secretaznman rolled a random image** yesh, yesh there is ;)

#612 to #626 - JohnE ONLINE (10/11/2011) [-]

**JohnE rolled a random image**!!!

#567 - JohnE ONLINE (10/10/2011) [-]

**JohnE rolled user MattSwan **

#568 to #580 - secretaznman (10/10/2011) [-]

**secretaznman rolled a random image**

#569 to #581 - JohnE ONLINE (10/10/2011) [-]

What's going on my epic friend

#570 to #582 - secretaznman (10/10/2011) [-]

**secretaznman rolled a random image** holding 5 different conversations at once, like a boss B-)

#571 to #584 - JohnE ONLINE (10/10/2011) [-]

Oh then I'll just leave you alone then, I don't want to be a bother...

#572 to #585 - secretaznman (10/10/2011) [-]

**secretaznman rolled a random image** *flying pounce* you arent going anywhere :U its ok, youre not a bother ;)

#573 to #586 - JohnE ONLINE (10/10/2011) [-]

**JohnE rolled a random image**
Yay :3 Soooo. I'm not good at conversation.

#574 to #587 - secretaznman (10/10/2011) [-]

**secretaznman rolled a random image** y u say that?

#578 to #588 - JohnE ONLINE (10/10/2011) [-]

Cause I am not. Normally I would've ended it at that last period if I wasn't trying to prove a point. I'm actually disproving my point by continuing to talk...

#579 to #592 - secretaznman (10/10/2011) [-]

**secretaznman rolled a random image** awww dont beat yourself up about it :'(

#580 to #593 - JohnE ONLINE (10/10/2011) [-]

#581 to #594 - secretaznman (10/10/2011) [-]

**secretaznman rolled a random image** nuuuuuuuu D: dont go :(

#582 to #595 - secretaznman (10/10/2011) [-]

XDDDDDD lolwat XDDDD

#583 to #596 - JohnE ONLINE (10/10/2011) [-]

Must be a furry...

#584 to #597 - secretaznman (10/10/2011) [-]

that was, interesting x333333

#585 to #598 - JohnE ONLINE (10/10/2011) [-]

**JohnE rolled a random image** Just delete any pics of mine only if they are pony.

#587 to #599 - secretaznman (10/10/2011) [-]

**secretaznman rolled a random image** oh i dont mind ^^

#588 to #601 - JohnE ONLINE (10/10/2011) [-]

**JohnE rolled a random image** ALWAYS NEEDS MORE CUBONE.

#589 to #602 - secretaznman (10/10/2011) [-]

**secretaznman rolled a random image** yup totally ;D

#590 to #603 - JohnE ONLINE (10/10/2011) [-]

**JohnE rolled a random image** This is boring now.

#591 to #604 - secretaznman (10/10/2011) [-]

**secretaznman rolled a random image** eh, suit yourself :P

#586 to #599 - JohnE ONLINE (10/10/2011) [-]

*roll picutre* ^^^ Oh sounds hot >.>

#566 - sweetheartthewolf (10/09/2011) [-]

so i hear you're a close friend of Soniclucario :3
im Sweetheart hehe, nice to meet you furfriend :3

#549 - OrangeYellowMan (10/04/2011) [-]

Sooooo...i kinda just read some interesting stuff down below on you're comments wall...now im all hard D:

<-----(also i heard you like Soul Eater)

#550 to #562 - secretaznman (10/04/2011) [-]

hey who said who could look at my wall :U loljk xD but yea im reading the manga still ;)

#551 to #563 - OrangeYellowMan (10/04/2011) [-]

i said i get to look at you're wall xD -reads on in slight envy at you're "activities"-

i watched the whole anime like twice :P im waiting for ever last book to come out for the manga before i read them though xD i dont like to wait on a story

#552 to #564 - secretaznman (10/04/2011) [-]

lol "activities" XD

#553 to #565 - OrangeYellowMan (10/04/2011) [-]

well i had a fellow furry that i shared "activities" with :p but their schedule is packed and i dont talk to 'em much anymore. so its like getting blue balled in a lame kinda way xDD

#554 to #566 - secretaznman (10/04/2011) [-]

haha xD sucks for you :P

#555 to #567 - OrangeYellowMan (10/04/2011) [-]

it does, it does xD

#556 to #568 - secretaznman (10/04/2011) [-]

well kittywithaguitar just dumped ass loads of porn if you want it ;D

#557 to #569 - OrangeYellowMan (10/04/2011) [-]

oi? -sounds yummy >>- hmmm...dont know if want fap alone or RP fap with person....

#558 to #570 - secretaznman (10/04/2011) [-]

wait wat? RP fap? >.>

#559 to #571 - OrangeYellowMan (10/04/2011) [-]

haha, its nothing xD its just what i personally call it or w/e. i know this odd chat site people use to RP smexy things but no on there is much of a furry fan, so its kinda meh....-checks out the porn dump-

#560 to #572 - secretaznman (10/04/2011) [-]

wats that site called? :3

#561 to #573 - OrangeYellowMan (10/04/2011) [-]

Gee i dont remember ;D what do i get if i happen to remember and tell ya? xD

#562 to #574 - secretaznman (10/04/2011) [-]

a cookie x3

#563 to #575 - OrangeYellowMan (10/04/2011) [-]

-Checks my internet options- i have enough cookies xD so no thanks hun :P

its just www.sexchat.net or something like that...its an ok site but meh...its really hard to find a descent person on their to RP with.

#564 to #576 - secretaznman (10/04/2011) [-]

well okey dokey then, but you still get a cookie ;3

#565 to #577 - OrangeYellowMan (10/04/2011) [-]

What kinda cookie??! xD a special kinda cookie or something? :P

#548 - toolmaster (09/25/2011) [-]

hay!

#533 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (09/14/2011) [-]

*purrs and kisses the top of your head*

Continuing elsewhere...

#534 to #545 - secretaznman (09/14/2011) [-]

**secretaznman rolled a random image**

*nuzzles my head up your chest and kisses your cheek*

continuing! ;D so wats up?

#535 to #546 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (09/14/2011) [-]

**thatannoyingbastrd rolled a random image**

*blushes slightly at the kiss and curls my tail around your waist*

Nothing much, talking to you, Kadaj, and debating whether or not to look at porn. Yourself?

#536 to #547 - secretaznman (09/14/2011) [-]

**secretaznman rolled a random image**

*playfully nibbles on your ear*

my gf just left, so im derpin around on the internet ^^

#537 to #548 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (09/14/2011) [-]

**thatannoyingbastrd rolled a random image**

*giggles and purrs softly*

How's the derpin and herpin going?

#538 to #549 - secretaznman (09/14/2011) [-]

**secretaznman rolled a random image**

*continues to playfully nibble*

lots of porn

#539 to #550 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (09/14/2011) [-]

**thatannoyingbastrd rolled a random image**

*moans lightly and snuggles into you*

I know the feeling...I've got like 3 tabs open....

#540 to #552 - secretaznman (09/14/2011) [-]

**secretaznman rolled a random image**

*rubs my hand against the back of your head*

wats on those 3 tabs? x3

#541 to #553 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (09/14/2011) [-]

**thatannoyingbastrd rolled a random image**

*purrs and tilts my head into your hand*

1 is a porn game, the other is a webcam, the other is a porn video.

#542 to #554 - secretaznman (09/14/2011) [-]

**secretaznman rolled a random image**

*softly leans in to kiss you on the lips*

what kind of porn? x3

#543 to #555 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (09/14/2011) [-]

**thatannoyingbastrd rolled a random image**

*smiles and returns your kiss*

Uh....public masturbation, tentacles, and cumshot.

#545 to #556 - secretaznman (09/14/2011) [-]

*wraps up the kiss quickly*

oh cool ;D and im sorry i have to leave D: ill talk to you tomorrow ;) <3

#546 to #558 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (09/14/2011) [-]

*smiles and kisses your cheek*

Talk to you tomorrow <3

#544 to #556 - bigbastards (09/14/2011) [-]

FAGGOTS

#547 to #557 - secretaznman (09/15/2011) [-]

lol look at all the fucks i give ;D

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#523 to #460 - secretaznman (09/06/2011) [-]

(haha it's ok)
*slips a finger into my hole and pulls out a swab of your cum and sucks eagerly on it*

I dunno, I guess my master hasn't pleased me enough ;)

#524 to #523 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (09/06/2011) [-]

*gets down on my stomach and starts to eagerly suck and lick on your cock*

(mumbles) I'll have to fix that....

#525 to #524 - secretaznman (09/06/2011) [-]

*moans in pleasure as you bob up and down on my cock*

nnngh..... it feels sooooooo good mmph...... I'm g-gonna c-cum...

#526 to #525 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (09/06/2011) [-]

*continues to bob up and down even faster*

(mumbles) cum you little whore....

#527 to #526 - secretaznman (09/06/2011) [-]

*releases streams of my cum into your mouth as I moan and yelp like a bitch*

Take it all..... It's all for my master <3

#528 to #527 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (09/06/2011) [-]

*giggles at your yelp and swallows every drop of your yummy cum*

Mmm...it was yummy....

#529 to #528 - secretaznman (09/06/2011) [-]

*wraps my body around your and snuggles up close to you*

Did I do well for my master? *innocent face*

#530 to #529 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (09/06/2011) [-]

*giggles and snuggles into your soft and warm fur*

Yes you did...you were a good little pet... *kisses your cheek*

#531 to #530 - secretaznman (09/06/2011) [-]

(I actually have to go to bed now, seeya around ^^)
*nestles my head into your chest and purrs softly*
all that work sure gets me tired *yawns* I think I'll just crash here ^^
*wraps my tail around yours and wraps my arms around you, while I slowly drift off into sleep*

#532 to #531 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (09/06/2011) [-]

(Nighty night ^_^)
*smiles and snuggles into you, curling my tail around you like a blanket*
Go ahead and sleep *kisses you softly and nestles into your embrace*

#503 to #460 - secretaznman (09/05/2011) [-]

*slides my mouth down your shaft, taking in most of your length*

(mumbled) mmh, so tasty <3 i want it all inside me.....

#504 to #503 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (09/05/2011) [-]

*pushes down on the back of your head gently, moaning in delght*

Hmm...wh-where do you want it...

#505 to #504 - secretaznman (09/06/2011) [-]

*deepthroats all of your length, moaning in pleasure*

(mumbled) where ever you want to put it master, im here to please you <3

#506 to #505 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (09/06/2011) [-]

*pulls my cock out of your mouth and motions for you to lay on your back*

Alright then, pet....lay down..

#507 to #506 - secretaznman (09/06/2011) [-]

*nods in agreement and flops over on my back eagerly awaiting you cock*

im ready master.....

#508 to #507 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (09/06/2011) [-]

*gets down on my knees and presses the head of my cock against your hole*

You sure?.....

#509 to #508 - secretaznman (09/06/2011) [-]

*slightly moans from your cock teasing my hole*

y-yes im positive... im a little whore who needs to be punished......

#510 to #509 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (09/06/2011) [-]

*nods in agreement and slams my cock deep inside of you, purring at the feeling*

That's right...you're just a little whore...

#511 to #510 - secretaznman (09/06/2011) [-]

*lets out a load moan from the pleasure you cock creates in my hole*

mmmmmph, your so big..... fuck my slutty hole....

#512 to #511 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (09/06/2011) [-]

*places my hands on either side of your head and starts pounding into you even rougher*

Such a good....little fucktoy...

#513 to #512 - secretaznman (09/06/2011) [-]

*seductively sucks on my finger while i stroke myself to the rhythm of your rough thrusts*

MMMMH, y-y-yesss your dick feels so good in my ass...

#514 to #513 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (09/06/2011) [-]

*swats your hand away from your cock and starts stroking it with my own hand*

Mmm....so.so tight....

#515 to #514 - secretaznman (09/06/2011) [-]

*pre starts to leak out of my cock and drips down your hand*

*all you can hear from me is moans of absolute pleasure*

#516 to #515 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (09/06/2011) [-]

*pumps your cock even faster as my pounding becomes even rougher, moaning in delight*

G...Gon..gonna cum....

#517 to #516 - secretaznman (09/06/2011) [-]

(thanks-a-fuckin lot FJ alert system -_-)
*moves my hips against your thrusts and lets out a girly yelp of pleasure*

D-do it master, I want your cum inside of me.......

#518 to #517 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (09/06/2011) [-]

(*slaps the alert system*)
*giggles at your girly yelp and moans loudly as I cum, shooting my load deep inside of you*

Oooh...such a tight little whore...

#519 to #518 - secretaznman (09/06/2011) [-]

(hehe thanks)
*winces in the pleasure as hot sticky strands of your cum shoot into my tight hole*

mmmph... Oh god it f-feels so good.... I want all of your cum in my tight slutty ass.........

#520 to #519 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (09/06/2011) [-]

(*sighs* Got busy, sorry...)
*purrs and continues to shoot rope after rope of cum inside of you*

S-Sounds fine to me...you little fucktoy...

#521 to #520 - secretaznman (09/06/2011) [-]

(it's ok ^^)
*blushes brightly as you fill my tight hole with your cum, letting out another girly yelp*

mmmmmh y-yes, fuck your little slave as hard as you can...... make your cum pour out of my ass.....

#522 to #521 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (09/06/2011) [-]

(*needs to stop playing with my butterfly knife*)
*continues pounding into you until I finally stop cumming, then pulls out of you roughly*

Such a tight little whore.....why haven't you cum yet?....

#481 to #460 - secretaznman (09/05/2011) [-]

*continues to kiss your soft lips, gently scratching the back of your ear*

well im happy for you two ^^ you guys look very cute together :)

#482 to #481 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (09/05/2011) [-]

*places a hand on the back of your head as I kiss you, purring at the scratches*

Me? Cute? Ha! My love is the adorable one...

#483 to #482 - secretaznman (09/05/2011) [-]

*gently prods my tongue at the opening of your lips, scratching your ears harder*

ok then, whatever you say buddy ;)

#484 to #483 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (09/05/2011) [-]

*opens my mouth for your tongue and sucks lightly on it*

Ha! I win :D Yay :D

#487 to #484 - secretaznman (09/05/2011) [-]

*wraps my tail around your legs and gently pushes the back of you head into our kiss*

..... i was being sarcastic, i think you are the cuter one >:)

#488 to #487 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (09/05/2011) [-]

*purrs as your tail wraps around my legs and returns the deep kiss*

....dammit....

#489 to #488 - secretaznman (09/05/2011) [-]

*gently pushes my tongue deeper into your soft mouth*

aha, ive fooled you! >:D

#490 to #489 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (09/05/2011) [-]

*continues to suckle on your tongue and smiles*

That you have....for fooling me you get to do anything you want to me....

#491 to #490 - secretaznman (09/05/2011) [-]

*slowly runs my hand down your chest as i further deepen our kiss*

well, i dunno, i was kinda hoping we could continue our last session ;)

#492 to #491 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (09/05/2011) [-]

(sorry for the late reply, chatting with Duke)
*purrs in delight, moaning quietly into the kiss*

Mmm....why not start a new one?....

#493 to #492 - secretaznman (09/05/2011) [-]

(dont worry about it ^^)
*my hand slowly arrives at your crotch, giving it a light squeeze*

thats fine with me, but same way as last time?

#494 to #493 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (09/05/2011) [-]

(God dammit FJ...I've been waiting for your response but it figured it wouldn't give me an alert *puts a scumbag steve hat on the alert system*)
*moans loudly and bucks my hips into your hand*

O-Of course.....

#495 to #494 - secretaznman (09/05/2011) [-]

(haha its ok i had dinner anyway)
*gently unzips your pants and reaches in*

is master going to take the lead again? *innocent face*

#496 to #495 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (09/05/2011) [-]

(I'm still sorry :( )
*blushes heavily as your hand slides in*

Y-Yes.....

#497 to #496 - secretaznman (09/05/2011) [-]

(dont worry about it ;) )
*softly moans as i grasp all of your length with my hands*

its been a while since ive you like this *blushes* i hope i can still take it all in

#498 to #497 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (09/05/2011) [-]

*blushes and smiles nervously as you grasp my length*

I...I think you still can....

#499 to #498 - secretaznman (09/05/2011) [-]

*closes my eyes as i lean over you cock, teasing the tip with my tongue*

mmmh, still big and juicy <3

#500 to #499 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (09/05/2011) [-]

*purrs loudly in delight as your tongue runs over the head of my cock*

Mhm....just for you...

#501 to #500 - secretaznman (09/05/2011) [-]

*gently eases your cock into my mouth as i run my tongue along the shaft*

(mumbled) oh god, mmmmmmh so good....

#502 to #501 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (09/05/2011) [-]

*purrs in absolute delght, reaching down and placing my hand on the back of your head*

D...Damn...

#461 to #460 - secretaznman (09/01/2011) [-]

*return hugs, and licks your nose*

Ohai! I cant be on for long, I got class tomorrow D:

#462 to #461 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (09/01/2011) [-]

*giggles and snuggles you close*

How long do you have?

#463 to #462 - secretaznman (09/01/2011) [-]

*snuggles you closer*

Probably only a few minutes D:

#464 to #463 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (09/01/2011) [-]

*nuzzles your nose softly*

Ah well...I was hoping to have some fun, but cuddling and talking will suffice :)

#465 to #464 - secretaznman (09/01/2011) [-]

*wraps my tail around your waist, while scratching your ear*

Thanks ^^ I really got to get to bed early because I wake at 5 for class :(

#466 to #465 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (09/01/2011) [-]

*purrs and curls my tail around your belly*

No problem :) I know the feeling :/ I have to wake up super early to deal with family

#467 to #466 - secretaznman (09/01/2011) [-]

*blushes and lightly kisses you on the lips*

But I have friday and Monday off, sooooooo ;)

#468 to #467 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (09/01/2011) [-]

*giggles and kisses you softly back*

I have Monday off, but I don't have friday off :/

#469 to #468 - secretaznman (09/01/2011) [-]

*gently pokes my tongue at the opening of your lips*

but we both have the weekend :)

#470 to #469 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (09/01/2011) [-]

*smiles out the corner of my mouth and opens my mouth for your tongue*

Yes....that is true, and what fun we'll have ;3

#471 to #470 - secretaznman (09/05/2011) [-]

sorry i wasnt on all weekend D: i was at the beach with a few friends

#472 to #471 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (09/05/2011) [-]

*hugs you*

Perfectly fine ^_^ Have fun?

#473 to #472 - secretaznman (09/05/2011) [-]

*return hugs and licks your nose*

yep ^^ me and my friend joe were at the boardwalk picking up chicks, then we met up with some other friends and had a beach party :D

#474 to #473 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (09/05/2011) [-]

*giggles and kisses you*

I'm glad you had fun ^_^ I bet you got raped :3

#475 to #474 - secretaznman (09/05/2011) [-]

*blushes and playfully nibbles your ear*

um no :P we met these 2 cute girls and made out with them on the beach, one of them was going to blow me under the lifeguard stand, but a fuckin cop came by on a quad -_-

#476 to #475 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (09/05/2011) [-]

*purrs and places my arms around your waist*

Well...that sucks...but I thought you had a gf?....

#477 to #476 - secretaznman (09/05/2011) [-]

*kisses you gently on the nose and wraps my tail around your arms*

oh i do >:) but last weekend of summer is party time ;)

#478 to #477 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (09/05/2011) [-]

*lightly rubs and strokes your tail, giving your cheek a lick*

That's understandable....I couldn't do that to my love though

#479 to #478 - secretaznman (09/05/2011) [-]

*softly kisses you on the lips, caressing your tail*

thats also understandable ^^ you must really be in love with him <3

#480 to #479 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (09/05/2011) [-]

*smiles and holds you close, purring as you caress my tail*

Yes...he is my heart and my soul....I couldn't do anything that could hurt him...

#458 - secretaznman (08/28/2011) [-]

∆
∆ ∆

#459 to #458 - secretaznman (08/28/2011) [-]

just felt like triforcing

#411 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (08/28/2011) [-]

*hugs you*

Hai dere sexy :3

#448 to #411 - secretaznman (08/28/2011) [-]

*gives out a slight moan in pleasure as i push my tongue deeper into your mouth*

haha nice :) i wouldnt want to interrupt you and duke though

#449 to #448 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (08/28/2011) [-]

*eagerly accepts your tongue and sucks on it*

Don't worry, hun ^_^

#450 to #449 - secretaznman (08/28/2011) [-]

*blushes and gently rubs your back*

but i wouldnt want to interfere with you two :'(

#451 to #450 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (08/28/2011) [-]

*arches my back into your hand, moaning softly*

Baby, you aren't interfering, I promise :)

#452 to #451 - secretaznman (08/28/2011) [-]

*slowly finishes our kiss*

its ok really, i can let you two finish ^-^

#453 to #452 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (08/28/2011) [-]

*pulls back slowly from the kiss and smiles warmly at you*

No need, hun, I'm quite capable of multitasking :)

#454 to #453 - secretaznman (08/28/2011) [-]

*pats you on the head*

no really its ok, your time with him should be intimate :) i can wait for you two to finish ^^

#455 to #454 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (08/28/2011) [-]

*giggles and smiles*

You don't have too...

#456 to #455 - secretaznman (08/28/2011) [-]

*kisses you on the cheek*

i insist! ^-^

#457 to #456 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (08/28/2011) [-]

*blushes*

So do I! >:O

#413 to #411 - secretaznman (08/28/2011) [-]

*return huggles*

oh hai ^-^

#415 to #413 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (08/28/2011) [-]

*nuzzles your nose*

How are you?

#416 to #415 - secretaznman (08/28/2011) [-]

*playfully nibbles on your ear*

eh pretty good, that fuckin hurricane is pounding on my front door, but otherwise good ^^

#419 to #416 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (08/28/2011) [-]

*giggles and gently bats your nose with my ear*

I hope you make it through the hurricane OK hun :)

#421 to #419 - secretaznman (08/28/2011) [-]

*wiggles my nose and gives you a kiss on the cheek*

thanks ^.^ it doesnt seem too bad, its just really kinda loud :\

#422 to #421 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (08/28/2011) [-]

*giggles slightly and blushes, holding you close*

If I could, I would give you earplugs :3

#424 to #422 - secretaznman (08/28/2011) [-]

*burrows my nose in your chest, snuggling you tight*

i actually have a pair on my desk. i was at the linkin park concert at the wells fargo center a little while ago and they were handing them out. never used them though xD

#426 to #424 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (08/28/2011) [-]

*kisses the top of your head and purrs softly*

Meh. I'm not really a fan of linkin park, but I'm glad you got to go to a concert :3

#428 to #426 - secretaznman (08/28/2011) [-]

*purrs along with you and wraps my tail around yours*

it was really loud as fuck, i couldnt hear in class for a week after it xD

#429 to #428 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (08/28/2011) [-]

*curls my tail back around yours and squeezes gently*

That's why I don't go to concerts. Well. I do go, but not for the music.

#432 to #429 - secretaznman (08/28/2011) [-]

*blushes lightly, and playfully bites your nose*

but why would you go to a concert if you dont like the music?

#434 to #432 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (08/28/2011) [-]

*giggles and wiggles my nose in your mouth, reaching up and scratching behind your ear*

Why? For the big ass mosh pit of course :3

#436 to #434 - secretaznman (08/28/2011) [-]

*purrs softly as you scratch and licks your cheek*

oh yea, that xD my gf and i are trying to get tix to the deadmau5 concert in sept, shits gonna go down :D

#438 to #436 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (08/28/2011) [-]

*blushes faintly and scratches slightly harder*

Well that's awesome :D deadmau5 is alright in my opinion :3

#440 to #438 - secretaznman (08/28/2011) [-]

*purrs louder and kisses you on the cheek*

deadmau5 is sex for your ears :3

#443 to #440 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (08/28/2011) [-]

*giggles and blushes even harder, kissing you on the lips softly*

I personally prefer AC/DC, Iron Maiden, Meatloaf, KISS, etc....

#444 to #443 - secretaznman (08/28/2011) [-]

*accepts your kiss and pokes between your lips with my tongue*

im sure theres a mix of mau5 and metal somewhere ;)

#445 to #444 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (08/28/2011) [-]

*opens my mouth and sucks on your tongue*

Maybe, haven't bothered to check :3

#446 to #445 - secretaznman (08/28/2011) [-]

*blushes and gently rubs my tongue against yours*

theres probably a bunch of them, seeing how awesome deadmau5 is ;D

#447 to #446 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (08/28/2011) [-]

*tilts my head so your tongue can slide in further*

Maybe ;3 I might check later, but right now I'm talking to you, Duke, and listening to 'Big balls' by AC/DC

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#439 to #403 - secretaznman (08/28/2011) [-]

yup thats scanty and kneesocks. the animation style is normally modeled after american cartoons, but their transformation scenes use traditional Japanese animation. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEpy0znKHWs <-- linkity linkity

#441 to #439 - kittywithaguitar **User deleted account** (08/28/2011) [-]

I shall check it in a bit x3
(Futa version)

#442 to #441 - secretaznman (08/28/2011) [-]

you should definitly watch it, its sex for your eyes :D

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#412 to #410 - kittywithaguitar **User deleted account** (08/28/2011) [-]

^_^

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#420 to #418 - kittywithaguitar **User deleted account** (08/28/2011) [-]

WHat show is that? I have some crazy R34 of that. ._.

#423 to #420 - secretaznman (08/28/2011) [-]

anime called Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt. the two antagonists Scanty and Kneesocks are in that pic and are sisters. and wincest 0.O lots of it between them

#425 to #423 - kittywithaguitar **User deleted account** (08/28/2011) [-]

Oooh, I see....

Well that explains the R34 I see with them ._.

#427 to #425 - secretaznman (08/28/2011) [-]

its actually really awesome in that it makes absol lutely no sense xD wut kind of r34 you got? 0.o

#430 to #427 - kittywithaguitar **User deleted account** (08/28/2011) [-]

I have like... 4 pics total. 2 straight, 2 futa. xD

#431 to #430 - secretaznman (08/28/2011) [-]

ah. kneesocks is kinda my favorite. because she's such a bitch xD

#433 to #431 - kittywithaguitar **User deleted account** (08/28/2011) [-]

>doesn't know anyone xD

#435 to #433 - secretaznman (08/28/2011) [-]

ah k character roundup time!
Panty: dumb whore blond angel who got kicked out of heaven for having to much sex. oh and her panties turn into guns
Stocking: blue haired goth angel who got kicked out of heaven with her sister Panty for eating too much sugar. and her stockings turn into katanas
Scanty: evil green haired bitch demon. her panties turn into revolvers
Kneesocks: evil white haired bitch demon sister of Scanty. her kneesocks turn into scythes. scanty and kneesocks are known to participate in wincest.
there are other characters but i dont feel like bothering you with too much information :P

#437 to #435 - kittywithaguitar **User deleted account** (08/28/2011) [-]

...Wut... xD

(Not sure if this comes from the same anime)

#377 - kittywithaguitar **User deleted account** (08/26/2011) [-]

Needs moar #swag. =U

#398 to #377 - secretaznman (08/26/2011) [-]

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#378 to #377 - secretaznman (08/26/2011) [-]

wut needs moar swag?

#379 to #378 - kittywithaguitar **User deleted account** (08/26/2011) [-]

YOU ^_^

#380 to #379 - secretaznman (08/26/2011) [-]

how should i achieve this?

#381 to #380 - kittywithaguitar **User deleted account** (08/26/2011) [-]

Good question... o_o

#382 to #381 - secretaznman (08/26/2011) [-]

moar mau5?

#383 to #382 - kittywithaguitar **User deleted account** (08/26/2011) [-]

Melodeth ^_^

#384 to #383 - secretaznman (08/26/2011) [-]

deadmau5 :U with a side of daft punk

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#386 to #385 - secretaznman (08/26/2011) [-]

:O take that back you fiend!

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#376 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (08/21/2011) [-]

<------ In regards to your level)

*hugs you and smiles*

Hey there!

#335 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (08/14/2011) [-]

*huggles and smiles*

Hello :3

#370 to #335 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]

*return nuzzling of nose*

so did the eagles :P

#371 to #370 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (08/14/2011) [-]

*blushes faintly and kisses your forehead*

Congrats :D What's the weather like in Jersey?

#372 to #371 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]

*blushes as well, then kisses your lips*

eh, a little bit everything. summers are pretty hot, lots of snow in the winder, falls and springs are pleasant :)

#373 to #372 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (08/14/2011) [-]

*blushes harder and returns the kiss*

Well that sounds exactly like Texas, except for in the winter there is no snow, it just gets cold @_@

#374 to #373 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]

*kisses you passionately, giving some tongue*

haha, oh well :P i gotta go to bed now, i gotta get up early tomorrow for my flight :\ wuv you ^-^

#375 to #374 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (08/14/2011) [-]

*sucks slightly on your tongue and holds you close*

Alright, sleep well ^_^ wuv you too :3

#336 to #335 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]

*return huggle*

hey you ;) we were just talking about you

#337 to #336 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (08/14/2011) [-]

*scratches behind your ear*

Oh? Nothing bad, I hope :o

#339 to #337 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]

*purrs softly*

no its not you, its me, im just a little embassased :'(

#342 to #339 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (08/14/2011) [-]

*holds you close and kisses your cheek*

Why are you embarrassed?

#343 to #342 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]

*purrs louder*

i guess i didnt realize at the time that everyone could see what we did o.o its ok though, im over it :)

#344 to #343 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (08/14/2011) [-]

*chuckles at your purring and curls my tail around your waist*

Ah well, it was a lot of fun, and I look forward to doing it again ;)

#347 to #344 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]

*wraps my tail around your leg*

yea i did have a lot of fun ^-^ we definitely should to it more often :3

#349 to #347 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (08/14/2011) [-]

*cocks an eyebrow and kisses you softly on the lips*

I'd like that, as long as I'm doing it with Duke I'm open, like now for instance....

#350 to #349 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]

*has a puzzled look on, but still enjoys kiss*

like right now? 0.o

#351 to #350 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (08/14/2011) [-]

*giggles softly and taps your nose*

I was merely giving an example. If you want to right now....

#353 to #351 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]

*giggles too, then playfully nibbles your ear*

i dunno, im really tired, i was out late :\

#355 to #353 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (08/14/2011) [-]

*blushes faintly and wiggles my ear in your mouth*

I didn't say you had to, silly goose

#357 to #355 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]

*nudges your cheek with my nose*

oh :/ haha, we should still do it later though ^-^

#359 to #357 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (08/14/2011) [-]

*purrs softly and rubs your cheek with my own*

I'd like that :) Any plans for the day?

#360 to #359 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]

*purrs in unison with you*

eh, tomorrow im flying home from LA :'/

#363 to #360 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (08/14/2011) [-]

*wraps my arms around your waist*

Aww...that's now fun D: Where do you live?

#364 to #363 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]

*wraps my tail around your arms*

south jersey B-)

#367 to #364 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (08/14/2011) [-]

*strokes and pets your tail*

That's not to bad, I'm in Hell. Formerly known as Texas

#368 to #367 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]

*purrs softly and snuggles you*

oh texas isnt that bad ;) its the dallas cowboys that suck :P

#369 to #368 - thatannoyingbastrd **User deleted account** (08/14/2011) [-]

*kisses the tip of your nose and nuzzles against you*

Hey, they won the other night :3

#315 - kittywithaguitar **User deleted account** (08/14/2011) [-]

I see you... uhm...
Made a new friend... x3

#340 to #315 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]

that actually happened to me recently :|3

#341 to #340 - kittywithaguitar **User deleted account** (08/14/2011) [-]

Oh wow... xD

#345 to #341 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]

me and my gf were at the beach making out on a lifeguard stand, and this dude came up and tapped me on the shoulder and asked for a condom, but i only had one in my wallet so i turned him down. the dude was pissed at me but me girlfriend loved me for it x3

#346 to #345 - kittywithaguitar **User deleted account** (08/14/2011) [-]

Hehe. Well.. Fuck his shit (Actually, fuck your girlfriend xD)

#348 to #346 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]

haha, i actually did that night, because i held onto that condom x3

#352 to #348 - kittywithaguitar **User deleted account** (08/14/2011) [-]

Well thats good ^_^

#354 to #352 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]

she thought is was so romantic that i saved a condom for us and not for a stranger. i didnt follow her logic, but i didnt care ;D

#356 to #354 - kittywithaguitar **User deleted account** (08/14/2011) [-]

Well... you scored, thats what matters! >=U

#358 to #356 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]

very right my friend ;D so what have you been up to with other kitty? :3

#361 to #358 - kittywithaguitar **User deleted account** (08/14/2011) [-]

Oooh, we talked for a bit and he went to bed. xD

#362 to #361 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]

hm, nothing exciting? like a ravaging firefight through the streets of baghdad?

#365 to #362 - kittywithaguitar **User deleted account** (08/14/2011) [-]

NMope... x3

#366 to #365 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]

oh, well just today i killed exactly 53.7 insurgents with a single bullet

#316 to #315 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]

uhhh, yea kinda :|3

#317 to #316 - kittywithaguitar **User deleted account** (08/14/2011) [-]

Hehe. x3
Looks fun x3

#318 to #317 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]

yea.... so um.... *feels really fucking awkward* :||||||||

#319 to #318 - kittywithaguitar **User deleted account** (08/14/2011) [-]

Whysat? xD

#320 to #319 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]

n-no reason :||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |||||||||||||||||||

#321 to #320 - kittywithaguitar **User deleted account** (08/14/2011) [-]

Its fin,e no maor poker face! >=U

#322 to #321 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]

so uh... you read all of that?

#323 to #322 - kittywithaguitar **User deleted account** (08/14/2011) [-]

Nope. I just knew what was in it. ^_^

#324 to #323 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]

did he tell you?

#325 to #324 - kittywithaguitar **User deleted account** (08/14/2011) [-]

Tel what? o_0

#326 to #325 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]

what was in our "encounter"

#327 to #326 - kittywithaguitar **User deleted account** (08/14/2011) [-]

Nope. I just gazed over it and knew what was going on. xD

#328 to #327 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]

oh, well um... yea that uh, that kinda happened

#329 to #328 - kittywithaguitar **User deleted account** (08/14/2011) [-]

Why so awakward about it? xD

#330 to #329 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]

eh, i kinda didnt realize at the time that everyone can see this :|

#331 to #330 - kittywithaguitar **User deleted account** (08/14/2011) [-]

Well... lot of furs publiccally "have fun" here. xD

Its kind of adds to it, IMO. x3

#332 to #331 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]

i guess so, i just kinda got caught up in the moment : |

#333 to #332 - kittywithaguitar **User deleted account** (08/14/2011) [-]

Well... its still fun to do it publically, IMO. x3

It just gets on my nerves when someone bugs you in the middle of it, though V_V.

I mean, I don't mind people commenting on my profile or PM'ing, but TALKING TO ME INSIDE OF THE SAID THREAD! >_<

#334 to #333 - secretaznman (08/14/2011) [-]

thats like that awkward moment when your making out on the beach with someone a stranger asks you for a condom :